This will sell our console.
>>12237482Yeah they should have had her dry hump one in the dirty video
>>12237482what an unfortunate face
>>12237482Cubies got dem hottest bitches
>>12237482Never understood this, having a pretty girl nex to your product won't make me buy your product
>>12237501Well most men aren't gay so you might not have the propper perspective
>>12237501good for you snowflake. unfortunately it's mostly a winning strategy so that's why companies do it.
>>12237501What planet are you from?
>>12237491the people who choose your celebrities laugh at you
>>12237508>you are gay if you are not dumbSo what? You think she will fuck you or you're a tranny and want to be her?>>12237509It worked so well for the cube
>>12237501>Never understood this, having a pretty girl nex to your product won't make me buy your productDo you understand publicity, making people aware of your product?You are now looking at a 'cube because it was carried by a celebrity and a paparazzi took a picture and published "AGUILERA IS A CUBIE???"
>>12237515>trannies on the mindNot beating the gay allegations there buddy
>>12237513The gay moon of planet retard; phallis
>>12237489she looks like a npc from spira>>12237501you put pretty women next to your product so men share the picture talking about how badly they want to fuck the woman. This was normal in 2004
>>12237501>>12237482it does. but in this case, gamers don't like BLACKED used goods.
>>12237482What are Paris Hilton's top five GameCube games?
>>12237531>she looks like a npc from spiraWhich was the style at the time
>>12237515>It worked so well for the cubenotice how i said "mostly" because i knew you'd come back with "uhm acsksually..."
>>12237534Mario kartAnimal crossingSSX TrickyFreekstyleThe Thing
>>12237538Anon that other anon sucks dick voluntarily, why even bother to argue with xer
>>12237482Honestly if you wanted to get a girl to game with you during the 6th gen a gamecube was the best gateway. You'd still probably want an Xbox or ps2
>>12237539>Animal crossingI believe it. Only women play that crap.
>>12237547I am male who sucks dick voluntarily and even I understand why hot women in ads work. He is just dumb.
>>12237559I was in college during the 6th gen and I dated a bottle blonde stupid spoiled whore. These game pics are accurate
>>12237585My apologies.
>>12237559that and The Sims
>>12237501??? It's simple Pavlovian conditioning. They want you to associate the enjoyment of seeing a pretty girl to the product on sale. It's as basic, visceral and effective as it gets...
>Mr. Smash with Bob and DavidI will now buy your console
>>12237619Yeah but this bitch is ugly.
>>12237965You're neghole needs dilating zoom zoom
>>12237491200% Bri'ish
>>12237980I would hold hands with her I can tell you that much
>>12237980ok but you still need the perfect angle and photoshopmaxxing to make her look cute. 90s brittany mogs her so hard its unreal
>>12237482Boomers fapped to this?
>>12238005Zoomers yank their crank to obese mutts, idk if that's any better
>>12237482What if she was a legitimate fan? Ever heard of the Eminem effect?
>>12238000>prime Britney spears mogsPretty much everyone anon. She's a gun in a knife fight. But 2002 Christina would still not get kicked out of my bed for eating crackers>>12238005>Zendaya is zoomie it girlLol, lmao really
>>12238028what was he playing?
>>12237965>>12238005Would.I mean, videogames?
>>12238032>>Zendaya is zoomie it girl>Lol, lmao reallytruebert but she don't play Dune 2.>>12238005my dad is literally boomer and never listened to 90s or 2000s USA pop songs. ever.
>>12238039It is a mystery.
>>12238043saaame, godsomething about her dopey valley girl face + sex explosion bod is making me rabid
>>12238043Peak female form. Death to thiccfaggots. Death to thiccness. Skinny tummy supremacy. Forever.
>>12238043>Death to thiccfaggotsShe's actually got a nice amount of meat in the right places in that photo.
all of you
>>12238043It's funny how if you separate your visceral reaction out, then dressing like a whore is the opposite of eroticism. It's sex as a transaction, rather than a joining.
>>12238103>death to thiccf-ACK!
>>12238138>she looks shittier older and fatter >somehow this is an ownLol.
Horrendous thread
>>12238138>post 2007 Aguileranot /vr/, anon
>>12238143>t. low Tmany such cases
>>12238143her fashion is awful, too
>>12238138>fat>surgeries just made her uglier>clown hair???
>>12238153>the higher the test the more you are horny for fat flabby bbwsCope. Skinny is peak female beauty.
>>12238171Aguilera wasn't skinny either, slim at worst. This chick is skinny: >>12237539
>>12238138I unironically prefer this version
>>12238209brown. painfully brown. or a whiteoid with zero confidence.
>>12237482
>>12238039Chulip
>>12238223probably just olderIt was kind of odd, honestly, what I noticed about my tastes in women as I got older. I cared a lot less about a little extra thickness so long as it was in the right places. I also became more tolerant of age. Didn't mind women in their mid-30s and even 40s if they were hot enough (the latter being very rare, however).But standards on face and body shape went way up and on the whole I find the average woman (of any age) far less attractive now than I did when I was younger.
>>12238005back in the day 3dpd was the only outlet for cranking the ol' hog. what else would you wank to, western "art"?
>>12238223the hag version is more attainable so subconsciously I get more aroused thinking I might have a chance (I dont). prime christina would be actually impossible
>>12238223you'll understand when you get older kid and have sex for the first time
>>12237489>WHENEVER, WHEREVER. LET'S GO TO SPIRA TOGETHER. I'LL BE YUNA, AND YOU'LL BE TIDE. AND THAT'S THE DEAL, ALRITE
>>12238478Wanting to fuck fat women is a sign of desperation and lowered standards.
>>12237489Pen line brows are IN
I think The Rock is the only wrestler to ever show up to one of these console launches.
>>12238863what about snoop dogg
>>12238863The Rock is a cubie too?
>>12238202>>12237482In retrospect, copying PlayStation wasn't the winning move. You can't out-PlayStation them.
>>12237619They should have gone with the QUAKE marketing plan.
>>12238306>3dpdAlready your post belongs in the trash.>what else would you wank to, western "art"?Better than tranime.
Or maybe she was into video games like everyone else her age
>>12238863he showed up for anyone that threw him a buck or two.
>>12238113>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE ATTRACTED TO *checks notes* SLIM WOMEN WHO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES AND DON'T HAVE TATTOOS!Younger generation is just filled with brainrotted tards.
>>12239040Now this is advertising
>>12237482>ok the reputation of the gamecube is that it looks like a purple lunchbox and we're finally introducing the silver version, what do we do to promote it?>Well lets have someone like Paris Hilton carry it like a purse!>Wow amazing this is going to sell!
>>12238113>>12239061Didn't mean to quote you, my bad.
>>12239061she was only 18 when genie in a bottle came out, what are you some kind of sick pedo?
>>12239051Just on her way to her friends house to play some mario
Hoes before sega system spam
>>12238223You're not impressing anyone, fagola.
>>12239061You do realize they're whores regardless of tattoos, correct? I never understood why virgins take this so personally when used goods are obvious about their intentions.
>>12239579Tats are just ugly, period.
>>12239681>Tats are just ugly, period.
>>12237482>>12237539>>12238202all this made me realize i completely forgot the gamecube had a handle on it
>>12237501Have you considered that they were trying to sell their GameCubes to teenage grils? Not everything is an attempt to court basement dwelling manchildren, Nintendo already knows they have that demographic on lock down
>>12239016Console wars were a proper thing back then
>>12238623lmfao
>>12238043more of her in this, i implore you
>>12240523https://youtu.be/equ4Y9xdMj0
>>12237482Worked with me ngl
>>12240536finner
>>12239720As a 34 year old man, tats are indeed ugly. On women, specifically.
>>12239073Bait.
>>12240536I forgot how she talks like a total retard
tats are trashy indeed but its always so funny seeing absolute incels on 4chan pretend like they would reject any moderately attractive woman for having them.
>>12239328She probably had all the color variants and just brought that one because it matched her outfit and wanted to show a console she likes. It's not that complicated. It was the early 00s
>>12240648I will find my 10/10 trad wife who has never had sex before and we will be happily married with four children, all boys.
>>12240648I neither desire nor care about consent.
>>12240715This will never happen. Even if you do find a bitch willing to let you cum in her you can't force all kids. Additionally some states have sex-selective abortion laws, so you can't just reroll a million times until you get them. But nice delusion.
>>12240934Beta mindset.
>this fucking thread
>>12239016would take any one of these girls over a tanned blonde white woman any fucking day
>>12237539Basically it sucked and had to rip off PlayStation
>>12241005woah... shinzo abe needs me? okay, i'll do it. i'm going to rape a supermodel for you abe!
>>12240934you couldve just stopped at guy on 4chan posting a 4 am finding a 10/10 wife. unless he has a huge trust fund in store thats not happening.
>>12241005I simply do not understand this picture. is this guy squatting in some random warehouse somewhere?
>>12241040Even if she was a JAV slut?75% of Japanese women have done JAV
>>12241476IIRC it was some NeoGAF poster literally just taking all those things down to his apartment building's basement as a gag or something along those lines.
>>12239681To (You) maybe, but I don't care about you at all. So keep crying like a manbaby.
>>12240562I'm also 34 and they are fucking sexy on women, stop being gay for once in your life.
>>12241539Looks too comfy and live in for that desu
>>12241005DESU I'd gladly spend many days in there, but I'd need to replace the gamecube for something else
Britney was better
>>12240562>As a 34 year old man
