>two colour palette>bizarre animations (try walking whilst shooting and try not to laugh)>ugly sprites>ear raping audio>somehow has massive amounts of slowdown and lag when almost nothing is happeningthis game is absolute arse gravy , fuck me i can't think of a console with bigger nostalgia goggles than the famicom
If you had played the game more than five minutes, then you would've listed the real problem: the obscene health grind.
>>12245371>>somehow has massive amounts of slowdown and lag when almost nothing is happeningThere is a fairly recent jewtube video where the dude goes through assembly and finds out that every time you approach a room's edge, the game loads next room in the memory tile by tile or something like that, which is quite slow.
kek its like something from Plok
>>12245380This is literally the only problem with the game
>>12245410What about the lack of a map?
>>12245428>What about the lack of a map?Draw one, that's what people did in the 80s
>>12245441why the fuck would I do that? It's not the 80s anymore, grandpa
>>12245381every thread is a stealth eceleb threada video goes up, and the threads follow like clockwork
>>12245371>health grind>no mapThank god they fixed this in Super Metroid, making it the greatest game of all time.
I don't like Nintendo anymore.
>>12245690I doubt that most people on /vr/ care about watching videos about assembly study. Plus that video is not that new.
>>12246134Most people don't now. i used be indifferent but they really were never very good. Just overpriced rom salesmen targeting spoilt kids.
This year I completed Prime Remastered and Super, and I'm now playing through Fusion. Once that's over, I have to make my choice: NES Metroid or Zero Mission remake. All my judgments pull me strongly toward Zero Mission. Is there any good reason not to?
>>12245380>he dies before reaching the next health upgradetextbook skill issue
>>12246165>true gamer, white, channer, millenial, has sex: nes metroid>poser casual, brown, redditor, zoomtard, incel, tranny: zero missionthe choice is yours
>>12245371super fixes it in large part but metroid 1 is tough to go back to
>>12245428how about you take in your surroundings and stop running right, retard
