>Cluckin BellI just got that joke
This game introduced me to this bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTuD8k3JvxQ
>>12252186I still don't get it...
>>12252187...how? this was on the radio all the time before and after this game.
>>12252186for me, it's burger shotas an american i try to eat a cheeseburger every day
>>12252230What? This song is from 1992 man
>>12252362That's what I mean. Its been played on the radio constantly since then, how did you only find out about it from gta?
>>12252191Fuckin' hell mate, think about it
>>12252378Unfortunately some radio stations have dogshit music taste.
>>12252392It's funny how stuff like that reminds you that GTA is a British game.
>>12252428Took me way too long to figure out Juank Air is "wanker"
>>12252187can't listen to more than 10 secs of that shite
>>12252452u got shit taste
>>12252187Some say grunge isn't real rock but this song goes harder than 90% of the whole metal and rock genresAbsolutely visceral
The radio ad for Cluckin Bell was the first real sign of the heavy leftist bias that infested GTA when it used to just lampoon all elements of American(ized) society to a crazy degree. It's not even full of jokes, the entire thing is some vegan/PETA propaganda trying to make people think that chickens being killed for food is also a maniacal industrial torture factory.
>>12252779b-b-but the poor chickens or algo
>>12252779Be careful. I’m outside your mom’s front door and I’m going to come inside and take your guns away. I’m a leftist.
>>12252793Pretending to not know how something works only makes you look retarded, not others
>>12252186Can you explain it to me, then?
>>12252813It sounds close to "Fucking Hell"
>>12252817Oh, I never would have gotten that on my own.
>>12252187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z81virrz6TY
>>12252779Watch out the blacks are moving in next door and are going to take your job!
>>12252191>>12252813these are the kind of people who didn't get the sneed joke on the simpsons
>>12252862>Wow, you didn't grasp a pun based on a specific regional phrase from a country where you don't live? You must be STUPID!
>>12252867You are definitely stupid and you should be shunned for not sharing the same cultural context.
>>12252793No you wont.>>12252858No they wont.>>12252816You have no control or power over anything in society.
>>12252779>trying to make people think that chickens being killed for food is also a maniacal industrial torture factory.It's not?
>>12252862How is Sneed's even a joke? "Formerly Chuck's" means the place was called Chuck's Feed and Seed. That's not a joke.
>>12252817But where is the joke? Working there is a fucking hell? Wearing the costume is a fucking hell? What is a fucking hell?
>>12252898>You have no control or power over anything in society.Look up "Mohamed" in your white pages. I’ve already brought them in and you can’t stop me from bringing in more.
>>12252915Bruh...
>>12252915It's because Chuck is like Upchuck, which is where you throw up. The joke is that Chuck's produce would make your livestock sick, instead of feeding them. It takes a Sneed to Feed!
>>12252915I'm going to explain the Simpsons "Sneed" joke in the simplest possible way, so clear and straightforward that even a diagnosed autistic person or someone very dumb could easily understand it.In The Simpsons, there's a store with a big sign that says "Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)". The joke is super simple: right now, the owner's name is Sneed, and the store sells "feed" and "seed" — notice how "Sneed", "feed", and "seed" all end with the same sound "-eed", so they rhyme nicely like a cute pattern. But the sign also says it used to belong to a guy named Chuck, which means back then the store name would have followed the exact same pattern to rhyme with "Chuck" — so instead of ending in "-eed", the words would have ended in "-uck" (to match Chuck), making it "Chuck's Fuck and Suck". That's the hidden naughty joke: it sneaky-implies the store used to be called something very rude with bad words ("fuck" and "suck"), but the show never says it out loud, just hints at it with the rhyming trick.
>>12252867You Americunts never say fucking hell?
>>12252981No, I've never heard someone who isn't British say that.
>>12252898Too late, the blacks are here filling in the potholes, Jews are managing your money in banks, Muslims are providing your tech support and the Chinese are frying your rice. Careful they don't change your skin colour and beliefs
>>12252984Fucking hell! Rockstar were laughing at you the whole time...
>>12252981We say "the fuck?" or "what the fuck".
>>12252915it's a reference to GTA's Pecker's Feed & Seed, home of the world's largest cock
>>12252960That's not how store renaming works.
>>12252186The same joke is in the final episode of Blackadder.
>>12252995You should probably specify Rockstar North but then again this dumbass still won't get it.
>Rockstar stopped developing games when they realized all their jokes were juvenile dick jokes, and all their plots were plagiarized from cool american moviesFuckin' hell
>>12253045No, I don't understand regional differences on Britbong Island. Why should I?
>>12252984>>12252996Oh well, your loss then.> t. Aussie
>>12252779the focus in those commericals is very clearly about how poisonous the end product is and only really a little bit of the ethicality of factory farming sprinkled into thateither way they're catchy tunes so fuck off
>>12252996You should start saying "bollocks mate" and call people "babbers" to see the looks on their faces (babbers is like an endearing way to say "mate", "darling" or "babe" or a word like that - it's from the west country)
>>12252915>"Formerly Chuck's" means the place was called Chuck's Feed and Seed."Formerly Chuck's" means the place was called Chuck's. If it was called "Chuck's Feed and Seed" they would have written "Formerly Chuck's Feed and Seed"
>>12252392I did give it a day, but still nothing. ESL issues I guess...>>12252817Yeah, I also would have never got it. I thought it was something sneaky like cock and balls...
>>12252452what faggot music do you like, bitch?
>>12252361Just got my daily shot of Micky D’s.
>>12252858
>>12254805Not that anon but Vice City had the best soundtrack in a GTA game.
>>12255113kek
>>12254789I'll give you a bigger hint, then:>CLUCKIN BELL>FUCKIN HELL
I just thought it was supposed to be one of those combination KFC Taco Bells
>>12252186>It's all processed chicken ass...>>12252187For me it's:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g
>>12255319>>12255319I remember when the censors back then were as slow as >>12252191 and not until the fourth season was a name change brought about.
>>12255267Yeah, I've already seen the next posts when writing my reply.>>12255334Now I don't get this though... Does "chokey" sound like "fuckey"?
>>12255535"Choking the chicken" is a slang for masturbating. Get it now?
>>12255535Choking the chicken is slang for wanking it.
Fucking zoomers
>>12255542>>12255543>this madlad just brazenly choking his chicken in broad daylight, in full view everyoneI know Chun-Li has nice thighs, but you've got to maintain some composure!
>>12255535Choking the Chicken is Bri'ish slang for "fuckin' 'ell m8".
III is the best GTAVice City is a better III
>>12252817Would have never come up with that
>>12255542>>12255543>>12255603Thanks. Now I hope I won't have to live in UK though...
>>12255727Reminds me how when I was a kid watching the Lion King and during Hakuna Matata Timon stops Pumba from finishing his sentence with the line "not in front of the kids" and I honestly wondered what he was actually going to say because there's no way they'd have to pussyfoot around the word "farted".
>>12252910Maybe they do it differently in the states but from what I know you just neck snap the neck on a factory line.
