>>12263108They drank too much Kool-Aid and it mashed their brains like zoomers drinking Prime "sports drink" and well mashing their brains too.
>>12263108Played on old wooden TVs over RF
same colors as a mallard duck + poor quality cables + 70s/80s CRTs
>>12263108No one thought those things were ducks
have you ever seen a turtle irl? i didn't think so
>>12263108Who said they were ducks?
>>12263143>have you ever seen a turtle irl?I have one in my living room. His name is Roger :)
>>12263108Name 3 Millenials
I've never heard anyone say they were ducks. It's this thread just really bad bait?
Ducks had shells back then, but that was a time before you were born. They essentially went extinct due to urbanization.
>>12263108I thought only my family called them ducks.
>>12263329it's true, ducks used to have shells but kids stole them all from their backs in city parks after smb1
>>12263108>OP only ever saw ducks without their shell.
>>12263108The other pack in game had ducks, that might of been part of it
>>12263182>>12263164I definetly remember being a kid and hearing another kids call them ducks. No idea why, we just accepted them calling them ducks
OP I’m a millennial and nobody thought these were ducks. The ducks were in DuckHunt. Maybe you are just trolling
>just makes some shit up about millennials and decided it's true
>>12263108asbestos and acid rain
>>12263108There’s an old piece of art from a guide where they look sort of bird like.
>>12263164Even in germany people called them ducks afair.
Nobody thought those were ducks, everybody saw them as turtlesNow the "dragons' in Adventure, everyone thought those were ducks.
Maybe in places like Mississippi or Alabama where people are inbred and incredibly stupid (Germany too) you might have had people who though the winged koopas were ducks?
>>12263108I thought they were droopy beaked turtle turkeys.
>>12263108Stop lying
>>12263108Because gamers back then were just as stupid and lazy as gamers today. The manual literally calls them turtles.
>>12263108They didn't. Youtube lied to you.
>>12263108We didn't>>12263176They can't
>>12263812>This turtle is chicken!Well that didn't clear up much
>>12263812>>12264105Turtles also don't have wings, but ducks and chickens do. This just leaves more questions, than answers.
>>12263812>1988It's from 1985, zoomy.
>>12264120K grandpa, even though that's clearly just a random filename pulled off google images, I know you need any excuse to shake your fist at the imaginary zoomers who live in your head though
>>12263108I only ever heard one person call them ducks. We all made fun of him because they are obviously turtles
>>12264124If you weren't a zoomer you would have properly renamed it then.
>>12264134Why are you so joyless and ornery?Where did the zoomers touch you?Are they in the room with us right now?
>>12263108No one thought they were ducks. - The manual said they were turtles (which we DID read because he had nothing else)- The cartoon which we all watch had them as turtles.- The few toys we did had, had them as turtles.Maybe you knew people who ate glue as a kid?
>>12264134>If you weren't a zoomerThat guys isnt me. Heres the image schizo. https://thedoteaters.com/tde/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/nes-SMB-koopa-1988-edited.pngDidnt rename because I dont care if I did I would've used the page from a pdf.
>>12264158>Why are you so joyless and ornery?One time back in the late 80s I was told I couldn't play an Atari 2600 and ever since then I swore revenge against anyone who mislabeled 1980s things. It is a very narrow and stupid quest, but I am rather dedicated you know.It has harmed my life, yet it has imbued me with gaming superpowers. It's win/lose.
>>12264158>Are they in the room with us right now?bruh I'm right here
>>12264169>I don't mind passing on ignoranceYeah we know.
>>12263108The millennial brain was subjected to unprecedented doses of slop."Kool-Aid""Fruit Gushers""Fruit Roll Ups""""""Goldfish""""""""""Go-Gurt"""""""""Hi-C""""It was a brutal time, basically an era of mass child sacrifice to the corn syrup gods.
>>12264181it was edited in 1988, stupid
>>12264205It wasn't, lying jackass.You've clearly never progressed past the first goomba on level one in your emulator on your phone.Goodbye.
>>12264212finally, you're leaving
>>12263108I never heard anyone call them ducks
>>12264117>he has never heard of a Turtledove
>>12264187anon nothing has changed in terms of american corn syrup consumption, and gen x was arguably even worse
>>12263139
>>12264423hey look it's a fox "yop! yop!"
>>12263108Born in 84. Pretty clear even then, freaking turtles. Those ducks had sweet shells, I guess.
