why are they like this?
>>12270109If this dude is still alive today he probably loves how all games are a blurry, brown mess of dull colors that dont overstimulate his geriatric brain. He was unfortunately born too early.
Brits are miserable cuntsMega Man rocks
From what I've seen, bongs just roundly never understood Megaman. No idea why.
The stereotype of them being snobby uptight cunts has plenty of truth to it. They may have created good art at one point but today they're in a race with the US and Canada to see who can rot the quickest
Did we really need this thread again?
>>12270129Legends coomers can't handle the bantz
>>12270125>>12270109>Evangelion Man>pre-Inti Creates Xlopamd nothing of value was hindered
The British mind hasn't evolved to understand anything past the longbow, so of course they hate a videogame about a robot with a gun for an arm.
op has made this exact same thread like 9 times now
>>12270109Bongs really hated Megaman for some reason
>>12270669>2D BADHard to believe that people used to be this retarded
How many times must we have this thread?https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12115269/#12118926
>>12270669>The "fans didn't show enough support" tweet for MML3 was from Capcom Europewait...
>>12270806YepBongs killed Mega Man Legends
>>12270810revenge for the speccy it was. fuck megamid
>>12270109>make the colors less bright pweety pweese the eyes they too scarwy :(genuine austim right there and they would've played this on a crt too and you can see screenshots of the dungeons on the bottom too fuckin' hell critique the camera and controls not the fucking anime art direction from a japanese game I don't hear them complaining about the colors in Dizzy the egg
This prick always annoyed me with his overly le quirky agressive language.
This mentality was the cause of the brown & bloom era
What about the games that they really like? Do you have one?
>>12270109>live in a depressing, gray country>have an aversion to color and funMakes sense
>>12270109Burger rags were just glorified ads. Sit the fuck down.
>>12270109The funniest part about it is that out of nowhere they immediately start talking about money, stock markets and salaries. In a video game review no less.
>>12272241Terminal Anglobrain
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>>12270109That's a particularly harsh review for a 40% rated game. I wonder what 20-30% reviews are like.
>>122701092 short cynical paragraphs in the review.Meanwhile, over here we got 2 full pages for just a preview of the game.
>>12270669Not X4, but 8 was X4's sister game. Again, brits do a few very short cynical paragraphs. This time opting for porno jokes instead of abortion jokes like they did for X3.Meanwhile, we Americans got 4 full pages that actually talked about the game.
>>12270669X is not Mega Man
>>12272645>>12272635>Edge Magazine They shell out the most dog shit review scores next to Famitsu, IGN and Gamespot
>>12270109I love 90's bong reviews though, we lost something over time.
There's a subset of the middle class that just have to smear everything in irony and it was at its peak with the Gen X'ers.
>>12272054My god, spoiler that. What a horrifically Anglo Saxon face.
>>12272634"Somehow they made a game worse than Mega Man."
Of all things for /vredditor/'s panties to get twisted around their testicles -- 'Megaman Legends.' THIS is what bursts their persecution bubble. Holy shit!
>>12274460That's a nice Apu
>>12274465Back off!
>>12270109As an edgy teenager I would have thought this was cool.
>>12270669Incompetently made platformers staring atrocious mascot characters that hardly anybody outside of the UK liked were the bread and beans of British gamedev, so seeing actually well made platformers featuring beloved, appealing characters coming out of Japan made them seethe.
bumpie bump teehee
bing bong, does anyone have that comic of two bong reviewers that misread a japanese games title as english? thought i had it saved but guess not
>>12277124I'm still convinced that game is a money laundering schemeWhy so many re-releases? Who the fuck buys that shit?
>>12277131It's because it's a good title, anon.
roight then, mega boy is proper shite compared to zniggy II
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>>12279238>wossat say den, clive?>ah fink it's chinese, nigel>well ah cahn't bloody well read chinese now can I?>well maybe it ain't chinese den, I mean "sun"'s in english innit? that part over ere looks roight like a j, ah spose
>>12279238yeah there was a comic making fun of it thats been posted here a few times but i cant find it had two bong reviewers in it, a man and a woman
>>12279603and of course i managed to find it on an external hdd right after posting that
>>12270109Playstation Plus is a shit magazine even back in its heyday
