Its so fucking annoying when Kiddy Kong cries.
Don't die then
>>12271790But the game can be challenging.
>>12271786That's why I use Kiddy first, he's expendable. You're less likely to die with Dixie.
>>12271858If you're less likely to die with Dixie then you should use her first, so you're guaranteed to have both kongs most of the time, since it's necessary to have both of them to access some areas.
>>12271887Also you don't get to use the second kong if you fall into a hole, so even more of a reason to lead with the better kong.
The sound Dicksie make when she die is so hot, it remind me of my gf choking on my dick.Kiddy sound her dad when he walk in, I hate it.
>>12271986You are a virgin and will die as such.
>>12271786Can you dump him off a cliff like in Mario 64?
>>12271987But enough about (you).
but it's delightful when he fucks
>>12272079>No UMental age of a 7 year old like other porn fantasy obsessed retards who never shut up about them.You will never get laid.
>>12271989Doesn't work like that.
>>12271986>when her dad walk inage status?
>>12272101Those are garbage games anyway. They look like cut and paste Flash games from 2005.
>>12272176(You)
>>12272178It's a valid criticism on the correct board. I've played the three games, and I can't believe that that they're popular. To me this is like finding out that Ninja Gaiden III is considered easy and also a good game (when it isn't). And yes, I've beaten the American NG III without save states.
>>12271851if you were that bohered you'd mute the game and play the OST on your computer
>>12271786agreed. Also Baby Mario from SMW2 Yoshi's Island
>>12272176>They look like the favelacore games in grew up at schoolNice self report. Fortunately, the DKC games were made by and for whites, not the 2000s equivalent of a tablet kid with free cable tv on
>>12271786Is there really no rom hack that replaces him with Donkey Kong? I thought sprite hacks were supposed to be easy?
