>told that this the best game ever>try it>literally less than 30 minutes of contentWhy did you lie to me, /vr/? This shit might as well be a flash game on newgrounds
>>12306206We lied to you because we love you.
>>12306206>trying to bait shmup players in big 2026 Will not work.
it's just spammer reposting another thread from the archive to flood /vr/ with trash
Retro shootemup bread?Anyone have any that they think are good for people that claim they do not like the genre? I showed Gradius 3 to a friend that said he didn't like the genre and he loves it. Wondering what others are 'so good it makes haters into lovers'
>>12306398I'd say Cave shit, purely for the spectacle that blows noob minds when they see a good player playing.
>>12306206If you didn't 1cc the game you didn't truly beat it.
>>12306398There's a lot of shit among shmups, so Treasurefags and Trianglefags try to convince people to play with absolute kosherslop for rabbis. That causes rejection of the genre as a whole. Imagine getting introduced to fighting games with Kasumi Ninja.
>>12306473this goes without saying.>>12306398Zing Zing Zip and Futari Ultra
>>12306206quality over quantity.30 mins of top quality gameplay is far better than 4 hours of slop
We trained you wrong as a joke
CONTENT bro that's what I live for
>>12306398>Anyone have any that they think are good for people that claim they do not like the genresure. tyrian. the problem is they will not understand why every hardcore shmup lifestyler hates it.
>>12306206What a load of crap, its takes weeks of practice to beat it on the credits given. You ruined an awesome experience for yourself by using cheats.
I hate post-hack /vr/ so much it's unreal.
I finished the song and I didn't have to press any buttons, wtf!!
>>12306398Einhander and Novice mode in Cave games
>>12306398Slap Fight's Japan-only Genesis port. Idk why it's just addictive.
>>12309301uhhh can i get a quick rundown???
>>12306206There's no fucking way you beat this shit in 30 minutes. This game is harder than my dick. It would takes you hours of practice to even make it to the final stage. Shitty bait get the fuck out of here. Oh and if you did "beat the game" it's only because you just kept pressing the credits button to give you as many lives as you want. In that case you're an even worse person and may God have mercy on your soul.
>>12306398https://youtu.be/v9nD9DQwd80
>>12308495lol
>>12309403A lot of arcade rhythm games let you complete the song no matter how bad you play, you will still get a result screen that says "failed" though, but only a retard would think they beat the song. Just as a retard would think they beat a shmup or beat em up by game overing 100 times through to the end.
