*destroys your controller*Nothin' personnel, kid.
>>12312604Well at least he got himself some nice drone fan wings
>>12312604and your hand
>>12312645Can't you rub the stick on your crotch? Maybe it feels good.
>>12312604I'll destroy your ass in a minute
the tug o war minigame destroyed your palm
>>12312735LTG has gotten a lot more zesty recently...
>>12312645My friends and I were all fine when we played this game as kids. You must have very delicate, feminine hands if Mario Party was an issue for you.
Are Japanese hands less susceptible to punishment or something? Why do so many of their games, especially minigames, feature rapid button-mashing or stick-twirling?
>>12312871Japanese people were far less likely to sue over crap like that, if you kid got hurt playing Mario party that was his fault not Nintendo's. Americans are much more sue happy and exaggerated how damaging the mini games are to try and extract money from Nintendo. People heard about these lawsuits on the news and took it as gospel despite the fact that millions of children played it and were perfectly fine.
>>12312841Good for you, fagboy. You're different from everyone who skinned their palms playing Mario Party. I'm so proud of you, son.
>>12312928Nobody actually skinned their palms playing Mario Party zoomer. You weren't there.
>>12312932>implying
>>12312604Does anybody have the gloves they gave out?
>>12312841>>12312928what is the name for this kind of creature? The guy who is so adamant in denying objective reality and is either completely shut off from the entire world or has never used the internet before today? pulling out the "we have always been at war with eastasia" for mario party is so crazy.
>>12312645
>>12312928>skinned their palmsHoly cow!
>>12313015classic
