We're starting a new franchise this week!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7vWiaxw7Y
>Previous booksDonkey Kong Country (1995)https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12290443DKC: Rumble in the Jungle (1995)https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12306660https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12308681DKC: Rescue on Crocodile Isle (1997)>>12323756
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Will Abdel learn the truth about his biological parents? Are Montaron and Xzar trustworthy allies? What are Sarevok's plans?Find out tomorrow, as we continue with the next four chapters of Baldur's Gate!
>>12339730Who gives a fuck. Nobody is reading this shit.
>>12339761fbpb
lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLohWHRTdPY
^bot fail
>>12339761i read a bit of the donkey kong ones
Can Abdel stop the iron plague? Will Montaron survive his wrath? Will war come to the Sword Coast?Find out tomorrow!
Will blood be shed along the Iron Coast? Will Abdel fulfill his destiny? Will Khalid get cucked? Find out tomorrow!
You should be ashamed for spreading this garbage. No one with any sense will read it.
>>12339660stick to videogame artbooks asshole
>>12343226>>12343637illiterate and angry about it
>>12345127tl;dr sybau
Will the party get out alive? Will Xan stop being a little bitch? Will Khalid get cucked?Find out tomorrow!
>>12345127You are ignorant.This particular novel is bad. It's a travesty. It's garbage.It should not be shared, even "ironically".
>>12345832iirc OP had a poll last month asking which retro franchises he should use for these threads, and Baldur's Gate got joint first. I'm not saying this is great, but it's what people asked for.
>>12346019>people picked the joke option to fuck with OPNo shit.
OP here: I've never played the BG games, but I figured the novels would be at least standard D&D novel fare. You know, dropping lore at random intervals, decent fight scenes, that sort of thing.HOWEVER, I must confess I was a little confused by the constant half-elf cucking, and after doing the bare minimum of research it does appear that I've wasted my time and yours. My bad.By way of apology, I'll let this thread die and maybe post the first Doom novel by way of apology. Sound good to everyone?
>>12346915To clarify, I'll post the first Doom novel on Saturday. Hopefully that'll give everyone time to calm down, and for me to get over my shame.
