so what u run around with swords stabbing people n shit?
we dont make fun of brits on this board mate
>>12348380Then what was the forced speccy thread meme
>>12348370organised crime has always had guns>>12348396that's making fun of brits for /vr/ stuff, that's completely different to generic gun control jokes
>>12348419Okay so did /vr/ brits have k ife fights in the street
>>12348370There were no swords in GTA until Vice City
>>12348370This is the one GTA game I've never played (not counting the Nintendo handheld games). Is it worth a blast?
I'm the monkey, and you're the cheese grater.
>>12348889it's easier than gta 1 so it's a better jump in point than the first game, and the 60s UK gangster style is well made and hasn't been done in any other game so it's unique for that..
>>12348370Brits still had access to guns in 1969.
>>12348889I honestly liked London 1969 better than the base game GTA1, the London map was easier to get around than any of the base game ones, it had cooler vehicles, and there's a James Bond subplot in each chapter that's pretty funny. If you liked GTA1 or 2, I'd definitely check it out.London 1961, however, is dogshit. It was freeware and only had about 7 missions vs the 30ish that 1969 had, so they padded it out with the most punishing timers and mission objectives in the series to ensure you had failed a dozen times before passing it. It's really not worth your time but if you insist then play with save states. Never let anyone tell you the RC vehicle missions in Vice City and San Andreas are the hardest in the series when this exists.
>>12348370you play as this beatles lookin' fella except he's actually just some yellow guy with red trousers running about shooting look you get cool carsand that ones got a union jack on it! I think it's supposed to be a jaguar actually yeah a jaaaaaaag. yeah it's cool man it's got funny slang and if you've ever played the italian job (another great game) you guys might recognize some of these
>>12349014Perfect.
>>12348474they flew kites with razor blades on their lines
>Pick bald character on screen>he isn't bald in his spritethis trigger my autism beyond belief
>>12348370>>12348953How's the map itself? Is it grey dreary foggy shit like real London (and by extension, pic related)?Also, is GTAL better than The Getaway,?
>>12348912What?
>>12352820it's from the first monkey island game
>>12351116>Is it grey dreary foggy shit like real LondonHasn't been like that since post industrial revolution.
>>12352820https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDX7_B6HqJo
>>12348370ear new new den ayoop wotcher me ol rootytootyrumtumtuggermucker yer a bit outer loine dere bit too nasty cheekybreeky loike 'as joost no' on dun maik me ring the local nick and send the plods round ter cosh yer fat lil noncie bonce in ya wee cuntish simpleton yer
>>12348370You gotta get a loicense for the knoif first
>>12348370>zoomies have no conception of Bong society pre-Tony Blair
>>12352843pea soupers were a thing until the 1950s. British weather in general is consistently rainy or overcast most of the year as well.
>>12348370OI HOW DOES IT RUN ON THE SPECCY ME LADS?
>>12352831>>12352925yummy yummy spoonfeeding
How is the Playstation version?
>>12355287Probably fine
The only time they went outside of America. Can you imagine GTA India or brazil?
>>12357082Not vr, but Max Payne 3 counts for Brazil
>>12357082A fully uncensored, no punches pulled GTA Johannesburg would be quite an experience
>>12353060You just posted a Scouser, not a Cockney you bellend.
Oi, you Lads, Here's GTA 1 and both London packs if you wanted to have a Joe Blow, innit? Works on Windows 7 to 11 straight out of the box. Has had improvements made to it like widescreen support, etc:https://dn710204.ca.archive.org/0/items/grand.-theft.-auto.-classics.-collection.-internal.-read.-nfo.-bwclone-xmaft.-7z/GTA%20-%20R2P%20Edition.7z
>>12357082the issue with going outside of America is language. you either have half the game in a foreign language (unmarketable in the anglosphere), or you have foreign characters running around speaking English to each other with a silly accent like Assassins Creed. outside of the US, I can really only see the UK and Hong Kong as viable options. if we ignore the language problem then Paris could also work. Brazil Mexico and South Africa are too.. Second World. part of what makes GTA work is how even the 'poor' side of the city still feels luxurious in a really superficial way. favelas and bantustans are too poor.
>>12357381I love when foreigners can't even make fun of us properly
>>12348370Easier to get guns in britain in the 60s desu. Harder to get them legally now after hungerford and dunblane.
>>12357486thanks anon that was kind of you to share
>>12348380Oi m8. You got a loicense for that cope?
>Oi m8. You got a loicense for that cope?
>>12358746Nice, Nigel. Let me do you one better.
>>12358193'Allo 'Allo solved language issues in media forever.
reminder that bragging about race is like bragging about height
>>12348396>speccy was a forced memenewfag
wankers
>>12359420and /pol/ was made by epstein
>>12349014I fucking love 60's british shit, wish they did more of this, they never went beyond the 80's again