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>>12352472wouldbang/10
Why was he just a blue block?
>>12352559That's a natural, free-range thwomp. From there they either get captured by Bowser and covered in spikes for castle defense, or die and get mummified in the pyramids.
>>12352569they seem a lot happier dead
>>12352559The textures on that boy are wild. He'd be a cool die(dice).
>>12352559war is hell, ice cream is delicious
>>12352559why
>>12352569>that evil grinWhat the fuck was his problem?
>>12352472What was that dorkly video where the thwomp begs the video game character of the week to "Stick their finger in his nutterbutter"?
>>12352559they need to make a thwomp onahole with these textures
>>12352850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fx0zhyNQK8
>>12352472I'M BLUE AND IN NEED OF A GUYI SAID IN SNEED OF A GUYI'M IN SNEED OF A GUY GUY GUY
YO LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORYABOUT A BLUE THWOMP THAT LIVES IN A MARIO WORLDAND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS JUST uuuUURGHHUU LIKE HIM INSIDE AND OUTSIDEuuuUURGHHUU HIS HOUSE WITH A uuuUURGHHUU LITTLE WINDOW AND A uuuUURGHHUU CORVETTEAND EVERYTHING IS uuuUURGHHUU FOR HIMAND HIMSELFAND EVERYBODY AROUND COS HE AIN'T GOTNOBODY TO LISTEN
>>12353086Thank you anon, I can finally confront the thwomp demon.
>>12352673Do you have any idea how long he had to wait in that pyramid for someone to squish?He's like FINALLY! OHH YEAH!!
>>12352634Good on you for catching the retards that don't know dice is plural and die is singular
