Time for some Ultra-Violence!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsfjHCFosw
>Previous booksDonkey Kong Country (1995)https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12290443DKC: Rumble in the Jungle (1995)https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12306660https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12308681DKC: Rescue on Crocodile Isle (1997)https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12323756Okay, last week I fucked up by posting something so bad that I'm not even going to link it here. I should've done the bare minimum of research, and that's on me. So, I'm going to post this book instead, by way of apology.
Will Flynn survive? Will he get with Arlene? For that matter, did Arlene survive?Find out tomorrow, for the next chapters of Doom: Knee-Deep in the Dead!
>>12355467>they didn't even fuckLAAAAAAAAAAAAME
>>12355427I had this book back in the 90s. It reads like Memoirs of Doomguy or something
>>12356160You wish...
>>12357884... okay, I fucked up. Ignore the pages between the post I linked and this one.
Are demons truly invading the solar system? Will Flynn shut up about his tomboy waifu?Find out the answers to these questions and more tomorrow!
>>12357965I get that there's only so many action sequences you can have in a novel, but having Doomguy wax rhapsodic over a girl he's crushing on is certainly a choice
Fuck I remember when I first read this I would have so many dirty wank sessions to my image of Arlene and also had plenty of dirty dreams of her. Cheers OP, gunna have a very cheeky romp with the missus tonight
Has Flynn hit a dead-end? Is Arlene still alive?Find out tomorrow!
>>12355427I've read this I've. It's p good. Second is a bit more interesting, but takes more liberties.Halfway through the third, it's fine so far. Bit meandering.
>>12357965He never shuts up about his tomboy waifu.
Is Flynn being toyed with? Can Arlene really have survived this long?Find out tomorrow!
>>12361407>I humped towards the remainsGross
>>12361760Humped like a snake
>>12362860Still gross desu
>a game that's famous for having no story gets a an actual printed novelwho the fuck greenlit this?
>>12363285People who wanted to make money off a hot new IP. Hell, Rise of the Robots got its own novel
>>12363295New candidate
Will Flynn find Arlene? Will he live long enough to tell her how he really feels?Find out tomorrow!
i read all 4 of the doom books when i was a kid. the first one is 100% kino as evidenced by this thread, but they get increasingly weird especially after they meet the aliens 'sears' and 'roebuck'.