Vitaceous EditionScreen Utility - https://shauninman.com/utils/screens/Handheld Comparison - https://retrocatalog.com/Google chart - https://tinyurl com (slash) AllHandheldshas anyone asked my question before? - https://4search.neocities.org/vrCompare handheld sizes - https://retrosizer.com/Handy Handheld info - https://handhelds.wikilast thread>>12362023
oooo im finna perform
Anbernic staff confirms RG Vita has no fan, 'so what, the price is cheap'.
BESTEST NON-PERFORMATIVE RETRO HANDHELD AWARD
did the Neo Geo Pocket mog everything?
Jewey claims to know for a fact the two chips on the RG Vita, implied to be RK3576 and T618 respectively.
>>12365194>>12365194His favorite flavour is foreskin, and yet he only sucks and chews on his fingernails. Having a favorite something does not mean you actually have it, or it is part of a new handheld.
Bought a 4 button Pocket Classic, I'm excited but unsure what they were thinking with the 6 button configuration, they look too closely bunched together>>12365184Small but strong lineup of unique titles, the best handheld Sonic game that isn't Rush and uncensored nudity in Super Real Mahjong, fuck yeah it did
just went on a wild goose chase trying to find out why GBA games on the mGBA core weren't saving on retroarch on shitdroid. Turns out to be something related to runahead somehow(???), WTF I hate technology
>>12365230>uncensored nudity in Super Real MahjongI need to learn how to play mahjong
>>12365232i like how performativedadruss only finally acknowledged the inherent latency of lagdroid in his walmart tv shitterbox video and coped with it by saying>oh just use runahead browhich means you're sacrificng literally all of the "more" "performance" that these faggy lagdroid chips have and then some, on top of massively breaking functionality, and you can't even run runahead on most shit at full speedfucking hilarious shit
>>12365269All Android TV things I've used to date felt more sluggish, so there's probably extra latency there.
What is the least performative handheld? It would have to:>not mimmick any existing official handheld>non-photogenic design>no flashy frontend or UI>not powerful enough for ps2/gamecube>no oled>no RGB lighting>not a clamshell or vertical>has poor petformance
>>12365194That "influencer" is just another performative "gamer" who wants to profit of the goyim selling them trash he does not even use.
>>12365194so fucking performative>hoo hoo lets play a game, can you figure out which CHIPS im talking about in my coded message?
>RG vita>cant play vita games>RG DS>cant play DS games
>>12365230The 6 button is absolutely fine unless you have fat sosij fingers.
>>12365275here's your handheld bro
I should've just gotten a steamdeck
>>12365290Don't forget the RG ARC that can't play Saturn games.
>>12365320at least they didnt call it the RG Saturn so ill give it a pass
Is the opposite of performative just being a poor jeet with 1 handheld?
>>12364138Unironically steam deck. Using the touch screen on any handheld is kind of cumbersome, at least with the pc version there's partial controller support so switching from buttons to touch depending on what menu you're on in the game feels natural.
>>12365332Only if you actually play the games and dont need validation
>>12365316performative deckposting, its thorposting now anon
>>12365347Deck is the opposite of performative because its rejecting all chinkhelds in favor of what is the objective best to play games on
>>12365358>Deck is the opposite of performative
>>12365358Nothing is more performative than wasting five grand in coke and prostitutes in the club, so everyone is jealous of you and the 3 ukrainian models teasing you in front of everyone, only to get to the hotel room and have nothing better than a STIMDICK, you cannot fuck any of them girls, but boy don't you feel powerful.
>>12365182BROS I THINK ANBERNIC MIGHT BE STUPID AS FUCKwhy would I use this over a vita when the vita can play vita and psp games lmao
>>12365298this might be the most performative handheld actually>95% of the library is 2 hours of gameplay at max>its expensive as fuck>no one wants to dev for this shit
Finally got my thor. Setting it up now but very initial impressions as i havent actually played anything yet.>rumble was shilled, its cell phone shit>smudging was overshilled, its unnoticeable unless you're being performative and playing under studio lights>standard viewing angle isn't ideal, shouldve been like 3ds. Its perfect for performative photos and youtube videos but i would've preferred it be like a ds.>buttons and dpad feel solid but haven't played much yet, would've preferred gba sp like face buttons however but they're not too smushy like the 405m
Retro Handhelds caught plagiarizing Retro Dodo.Dodo did an article calling Mega65 the Mega95 and in article https://retrododo.com/roguecraft-dx-comes-to-game-boy-color-mega95-and-commodore-amiga/Retro Handhelds released an article after making that same mistake https://retrohandhelds.gg/roguecraft-dx-hits-original-hardware-with-game-boy-color-amiga-and-mega-95-ports/You don't make these mistakes naturally. CAUGHT!techdweeb won
>>12365362>>12365362any steam deck skin or mod like transparent shells is theater
>>12365165why the fuck are the speakers not on the front
>>12365383I would put out for techdweeb now
>>12365410because anbernig always goes with bottom firing speakers.They don't realize everyone rests these things on their belly when they play in bed and having speakers on the bottom ruins it.
>>12365383You guys visit those shitty websites? lol chinkslop doesn't need journalism, retards.
>>12365384>transparent shellsi think they're cool
>>12365451they are, but not on the deck.
>>12365454no they're cool on everything, everything should have a transparent shell
>>12365462Oh yeah? Then here's your deck bro.
>>12365275anything that runs linux and fits in your ass
>>12365464nice 'eck bro, can i 'ick on it?
>>12365182Mmmm...spicy pillow here we come.
What's the most performative SoC?
>>12365623snapdragon elite
>>12365182What kinda group chat is this?
>>12365182kekanother shitbernic L incoming
>>12365634I really don't get why they think it's the form factor and not the form factor + power that determines if people want the platform or not. I don't want your RG DS because it can't play Melon DS and has issues just in DraStic, why would I now get your RG Vita if it doesn't play Vita games and only goes up to PSP? I can buy an actual PS Vita, hack it, and get more out of it than this thing could ever give me for anything close to the same price while having the original device to begin with and it not in Chinesium quality.Why are they not just knocking off things that should be knocked off like the NGP, the GameGear, the WonderSwan, etc? It's the most braindead thing imaginable, lets them continue using their H700s, and it addresses a major part of the market no one else is touching. They're all trying to make OC Chinese clones when they should just be doing 1:1 mold clones like the RG34XX which seems like a fluke at this point. That thing is incredible because it's just a better GBA without having to ruin a GBA.
>>12365382happy for youI'll kill myself
You need more?
>>12365657oled?
>>12365657sleep mode?
>>12365657ergos that don't hurt my hands?
>>12365657>two sets of shouldersi need less.
>>12365676There's a pubic hair on your handheld
>>12365689yes, from my kot.
>>12365695based gato
>>12365382>entire top lid rests on that center bit with the THOR logo on it>people are already starting to get hinge issues>the internet defense force is telling people not to put it in their pockets and that they're stupid for doing so (despite it being a clamshell)If I ever got a Thor (I'm getting an RP6), I'm going to stick some kind of rubber bumps on the corners that help support the lid to minimize stress.>>12365410So your hands don't cover the speakers.I really wish the RP6 kept that older design with the function buttons, but people are iFags and hate bezels so much they're willing cannibalize anyone that doesn't mind them.I think I prefer down-firing over front firing if the front speakers are where your palms go. No clue why they don't put front-firing speakers up on top and out of the way.
>>12365183Impressive. Unique. Fun even... HOWEVER!
>>12365713breedable gamer
>>12365275Vita and the N-gage>>12365381>2 hours gameplay maxGood handshit games should be short for the shorties while console and pc stuff is for the big boiz
>>12365709>(I'm getting an RP6)based im enjoying mine quite a bit
>>12363908You don't really need to build the firmware for DSPico.This guys already done it. with the current versions. If you really want to make sure after that get the release files from pico loader and pico launcher and put them on the sd and overwrite.I got the one with NTRBoot in case I need to recover a 3DS.https://archive.org/details/dspico-bootloader-fw-sd-files.-7z
>>12365382>>standard viewing angle isn't ideal, shouldve been like 3ds. Its perfect for performative photos and youtube videos but i would've preferred it be like a ds.Can you elaborate? Do you mean at the default 60 degree angle it's not playable?
>>12365727Can't wait to get it in 2030 when they finally ship it.
>>12365756Damn. Wish I had known that at the time.Thanks for sharing the link it will come in handy for my friend who's getting one next month. Wish there was a pico themes site or something but its still early days
>>12365776Very early days right now. first priority is game compatibility and boot speeds.After that then cheats,themes etc
>>12365165...so now that this general's trend is "performative" and stuff, would you all consider smartphones/tablets with controllers attached to be performative or not?
>>12365783You see less title screen photos from phone gamers so less for anything under pc since winlator still kinda sucks.
>>12365776It's bare bones but I do kind of like the iPod like design of switching through the boxart.
>>12365786Yeah I like that, as well as the 3DS style grid layout with all the icons
Anyone on the konkr have an issue with flickering stick LEDs?
>>12365783that's a slick looking controller
>>12365382most performative post of the year award
>>12365383jewy does have a point about the faceless leaf pederast, he is by far the most performative chinkheld jewtuber out there
How would retro catalog be improved? I'm thinking of building a competitor where it's actually useful. The standard spec and size comparison is fine on there, but it seems the metrics on emu performance across platforms is completely broken. Any ideas?
>>12365883Don't encourage the jeet gamesar poster.
>>12365645>lets them continue using their H700sthe rg vita doesn't use h700 you dumb fucking nigger, they ran out of h700s with their last xx releases
>>12365897I never said it did. I said they can continue spamming it in different form factors because it works for everything below PS1.
>>12365695that's the most mangey and miserable cat i've ever seen
>>12365784i see 10000000x more performative photos of phones and tablets with ugly nasty performative controller attachments tacked onto them, they're the most performative shit this side of the steam dick
>>12365905they can't, they don't have any more of them, if they had them they should just make more 35xxhs out of them and not waste time with anything else
>>12365182I was curious about it but this just killed any interest I had in it
Chinks don't usually talk like this so it's odd.
what's the best method for getting roms/iso's of an entire console library to put onto a portable storage device? Are mass dumps available or will I have to go to certain websites and do it one at a time?
>>12365926Myrient + Jewdownloader
>>12365930I'm a newfag lurker, what is jewdownloader
>>12365912>i see 10000000x more performative photos of [lies to protect daddy ayn]Lol.>Squirting this much anal liquid at controller attachments for being comfortable unlike his clamcelLmao even
>>12365935Jdownloader, but get the portable version. And close when not in use because it phones home with the contents of your clipboard. You paste the Myrient URL into Jdownloader and it will scrape all of the links. Recommend you download CHDs as they're compressed, under Internet Archive folder there's a Chdmaster one and it's pretty good desu
>>12365896I keep telling yall that's how black ppl game, not jeets
>buying an electric car just to have a quiet hour alone to play my chinkhelds while charging
>>12365948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y0YYxfu5Xkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVOPWwoNOfUOur villians!
>aethersx2 doesn't support zstd compression>have to extract and recompress all my ps2 games with zlib
Red pill me on the DS Pico
>>12365959Good God the second one can't even form a coherent sentence
>>12365998R4 card but faster and might last longer
Does anyone have experience with a pocket micro, I can get one for around 100 but the small battery doesn't seem worth it
>>12366004My R4 has lasted all these years with no issues.
>>12366017since around 2017-2018 chinks have been putting a time bomb on their r4 cards and if you didn't change the firmware then it'd stop working after 2-3 years. Surprisingly the solution was to either change the firmware or time on the console.
>>12365182>called Vita>can't play Vita gamesat this point it's just a scam
>>12365998Repeating what >>12366004Said but with more clearer description.It's a new DS Flashcard thats open source and people are contributing making a kernel that actually has full compatibility with all games.It can support NTR boot, WPS type connections like a Black 2 cart for DSi enhanced games. Has super fast boot times, works on unpatched DSi/3DS.The cons right now is that it's in very early development. It's usable now for sure, currently running Pokemon Black 2 on it right now. Though it's lacking features like cheats and themes. It could be the ultimate flashcart if it goes well but we shall see.
>>12366031>and themesIt has themes
>>12366036It's pretty basic right now though, you only get the ipod one or the 3ds icons.
>>12365894I say don't do it, ratings say fuck all even if you knew what you were talking about. At most you could investigate and showcase how well-known hard to run games for each system perform. Bring back the automatic scaling to your monitor that retrosizer did, it was extremely useful.
>dspico has no lag in some games, compared to other flashcardsnext they'll post dspico cures cancer and solves world hunger
>>12366069Where did you hear it has no lag?
>>12366075https://www.reddit.com/r/flashcarts/comments/1qw2sd3/one_interesting_reason_why_the_dspico_could_be/
The biggest issue with flashcarts is that they tend to suck more power and dramatically cut down the battery life. If the DSpico uses less power, it'll be a huge draw to it.
>>12366036post that wallpaper pls
>>12365382Mine still hasn't arrived yet and I ordered mine back in December. Some freak snowstorm we had got it stuck in North Carolina.
>>12366083https://files.catbox.moe/n6xlbg.7zUnpack to the \_pico\Themes folderChange theme name in \_pico\settings.json to "miku"
>>12366087Based.
i got my magic x zero 40 last week and the battery is already fucked, drains even when fully turn off, is this a common issue with their handhelds or was i unlucky
>>12366091Just unlucky. It should hold for like 5-8 hours of gameplay normally.
>>12366069It also has lower battery drain than other flashcarts too.
>>12365182anybody hyped for this or planning to purchase this are just begging to get CHINKED
>fan randomly starts sounding weird and buzzy>changes based on how i tilt it>worry that it came unseated or something>randomly just goes back to normalhoping it was just a hair or something lol
>>12366115Thats what happens when you buy chinkshit overall.
>recent comments asking if SonicLove is doing ok with no replyhe's gone isn't he...
>>12366145we can only hope so
>>12365275The Miyoo mini/plus fits most of these and it's pretty performative.
>>12365275aren't most powkiddy ones like that?
i want to open my rp6 and put tape on the shoulder button switches to silence them but I don't want to fuck the nice paint up
Joey is the text book definition of a Performative gamer.
I have the Anal Pocket and I love the filters for GB and GBA. Their software suck ass though. What other handhelds have support for filters similar to the Pocket?
>>12366527every single one with retroarch
>>12365764It's playable and not bad just would've preferred it be like the DS/3ds
>>12366518Nah that's Russ. He literally goes on trips and documents himself playing handhelds there. He even specifically comments on if people noticed him playing.
>>12366028are there even good vita emulators out there?
>>12366567>Yes, I invented the contra test, no I've never gotten past the first stage
>>12366574Yeah, it's called the nintendo switch.
Where my thor?It's been a monthIt hasn't shipped yetHave I been chinked?
>>12366574if you want good overall vita emulation then a vita is the only good option right now
>so I've been playing hades this month and I think this handhelds a perfect match for it's gameplay
>>12366591His wife lacks grippage after Tyrone had his way
>>12366580the amount of psp and vita ports to switch is pretty unexpected>>12366589I've got one but I like to consolidate where I can, I guess I'll just keep waiting
>receive email>AYN lmao says my Thor Max has shipped>Check tracking a week later>My unit never left China and got returned to AYN for reasons>FUCK>receive email>AYN lmao says my Thor Max has shipped (again)>check tracking 4 days later, so far so good, but still in customs in chinklandI'm scared of updating the tracking. I still don't know what went wrong the first time
>>12366629They fucked up the customs paperwork for a batch of orders from what ive heard. Yuor thor should be fine now.
my duel screen attachment is about to ship after 2 fucking months wahoo
>>12366567I wonder if he actually plays anything aside from just a few minutes to take videos or put it in his blog. I swear he didn't finish a single game last year.
>>12366643I'm sure he doesn't play retro games at all. Otherwise many of their play test footages could've been of it under a couple of hours in since he almost always use the same games
>>12366638oof... enjoy your uneven screens...
>>12366643he finished sea of stars apparently, which is just like all his favorite 16 bit jrpgs he never played
>>12366649Tells you all you need to know about him. He likes the retro "aesthetic" but he prefers modern conveniences. Probably why he likes emulators because he can save scum and cheat easily and yet still not finish anything because all he cares about is people looking at him and going wow thats retro.
>>12366647eh, the actual ds has uneven screens and it's not like I'll be using it outside of when I feel like playing ds/3ds games
>>12366669>eh, the actual ds has uneven screenscap
>>12366629performative shipping
It finally arrived
>>12365671This is the single most PERFORMATIVE retro hand held drama possible, a hoarder mad because he cannot NOT PLAY HIS GAMES without losing battery charge. He wants to not play his games with the console ON but he wants it to not waste energy. What is more performative than this?Choosing your retro hand held on the basis of how good it is at NOT PLAYING GAMES.Fukking poser.
>>12365695Gorgeous Kot!This is mine, her name is Mischa. She was 6 months in that picture. She is 10 months now. Best winter bed buddy. So warm and soft :3
If you have never shoved one of your handhelds up your ass at least once, you're a Performative gamer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDlPCjdOaCM&pp=0gcJCZEKAYcqIYzvhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDlPCjdOaCM&pp=0gcJCZEKAYcqIYzvyou guys see the new Russ?
>>12366703cope miyoofag
Any other handhelds with 8 directional d-pads? I daily drive ARC-S and it's the shit
>>12366713rg cubes?
>>12366718forgot to mention, I don't want analogs taking up space
>>12366709looks bulky as fuck
>>12366721gkd bubble has sticks but they dont really get in the way
My emails are bouncing nowI'm losing my faith in China
>>12366721you ask for too much anon-san
>make an order>wait 2 weeks until it flies 6000 km from China and goes through customs>get it from a local pick-up pointit's that simple
>>12366734should've bought american. Get a soulja next time.
>>12366019If you got a legit card, it prompted you to update the firmware. The time bomb targeted knock off manufacturers, so if you cheaped out and got a 2 dollar clone you were SOL because they couldn’t be updated. The time bomb thing is extremely overblown.
>>12366743I should've listened
The time bomb was extremely performative
>>12366713If they re-released a revision of this with higher specs it would be my dream handheld
>>12365695
>>12365906the lightning and the fact she just woke up from me putting the handheld there didn't help.but she has seen better days. she turned 17 recently and doesn't groom herself that often anymore. i do groom her with a brush, but isn't the same.she is still agile and jumps to and from that tall drawer without issue.
>>12366807cute hag, she looks good for 17
>>12365906You ain't seen shit yet
>>12366807Huh do cats get lazy and stop caring for themselves when they grow old?
>>12366807Pretty girl. Such a good kot.
>>12366827id like to see you bend around backwards to lick your own asshole when youre the equivalent of like 70 years oldhappens sometimes with younger kots too if they get too fat
>>12366796>stare into the void>it mews back
>>12366827they can stop taking care of themselves if they suffer depression. so take care and put attention to your kot.it can also be from health issues like arthritis and other things that cause them pain. it's not exclusive to old age but it's more likely.
>>12366646>>12366643He played lots of Hades 2 pls understand
>>12366709
>>12366713Using any custom firmware? I usually hate those, but I kinda hate stockRarely ever use mine.
>>12366863is he ok?
the rp6 seems like a decent upgrade I wish it wasn't so ugly
>>12366875whats so ugly about it? looks the same as any other horizontal handheld.
>>12366865Yeah I use Rocknix. The only issue I found really was with how the UI is made with Nintendo key mapping in mind, so for instance when emulating MegaDrive, the console uses physical AB and X instead of C. It can be remapped however and Retro Arch recognizes Z and C as individual buttons so you can get proper 6 button layout and support.. Other consoles are mapped as you'd expect, although it can be disorienting if you expect A to be A when in practice A is B and B is A.PortMaster really does it for me though with how many PC ports are there to play.
>>12366807>17ah yeah, once they get that old they can't take care of themselves anymore, or just stop caring to, hard to tell and depends on the cat
Is a Steamdeck still a solid option on 2026 or should I spend some more for something newer?
>>12366963If you care about AAA gaming get something else.For most indies and emulation is still great
>>12366963Best design still, kinda outdated hardware. If you're mainly planning on playing older and indie stuff it's good.
>>12366963get a thor
>>12366884Ah that would drive me crazy. It already drives me crazy that in android on the ARC D, you can set C as confirm in the system but games don't even recognize it as a button. That's why I didn't bother with the retroid pocket classic.I hate that these companies never follow through with their Sega nostalgia bait
I want to buy this thing. I know it's retarded but that's part of the reason I want it.
>>12366963Legion Go S z1 extreme on a sale is king.
>>12367024I'm not above buying gimmick handhelds, but this is too pricy for me.
Do any of you boomers know anything about these mobile gaming controller things? Are they worth it? All I need to emulate are GB/GBC/GBA games which I plan to do through Delta. It looks like any halfway decent controller is going to run me at least $60 in leafland, though. Should I just buy a really cheap handheld instead?
>>12366963Gpd win 5 perfect for bameboy advance and even psp.
>>12367027Yeah, it's like $700 which is ridiculous and I already own an Odin 2 mini and Thor.
Give it to me straight, /hhg/. Today I booted up my GPD XD to find out that it no longer connects to Google Drive. I've done everything including factory reset it, and it still doesn't connect. Everything I've seen online just says "it's a really old, don't bother with it anymore". Is it over?
>>12367024Extremely performative but its specs are good. Has anyone even reviewed it? The controls look like they could possibly be an afterthought.
>>12367028if you just want gameboy get a cheap handheld, they'll cost about the same but you'll get a better experience. They can all do gameboy perfectly.
>>12367021Stock on ARC-S is actually mapped out properly and menus show proper buttons as well, I haven't tested out how their emulation was, but I guess it's a lost cause considering the last update was in 2024 and people complained about Saturn emulation a lot on RG ARC. Unfortunately I was unable to get PortMaster up and running on it and in general the devs behind these ports advise against stock firmware.
I realized Ross spends so much time on something as subjective and nebulous as ergonomics to make it seem like he's really thoughtful and critical of these companies.
How comfortable is the Thor for the kind of DS games where you have to hold it sideways? I was thinking of finally playing Hotel Dusk when mine arrives next week. I assume it's kind of weird since the top half is all screen with no plastic bezels.
>>12367096Ergonomics is one the most important things, taking into account most handhelds do pretty much the same thing, what else do tou want mhim to do?
>>12367108Depends on how big and soft your hands are.Big and rugged = it's goodBig and soft = you palm and index finger will hurt.The grip helps if you have big soft hands
>>12366863he is suffering from a terminal case of CHINKED
>>12367040the pocket s2 and konkr fit have the same chip
>>12367141Yeah but those are boring
Changed my mind on the thors rumble. It's fine, like the steam deck its just kinda there but its not like an anbernics rumble that feels like a 2000s cell phone.
How's Powkiddy in general compared to Anbernic and Retroid?
>>12367179Agreed but I was just saying that in case he wanted a reference for performance.
>>12367040What the fuck is this "performative" meme everyone is parroting?
>>12367214"get a thor" guy found a new buzzword to be annoying with, don't acknowledge him.
>>12367206As cheap as it gets without being straight garbage.
I'm a girl and I'm trying to find a feminine handheld, which ones are good?
>>1236723834xxsp
>>12367238cube
>>12366875silver with dpad on top is very nice looking irl, my boyfriend (im a faggot) even mentioned how good it looked in my hands from across the room and he usually thinks these handhelds are dumb>>12367238literally all of them, this is one of the gayest hobbies to exist. don't forget to put puffy sanrio stickers on your handheld
>>12367238tits or gtfo
>>12367238needfully show bobs and vagene kindlyI work here plz compliance
>>12367251Anon you forgot the pink paw-print joystick caps!
>>12367282>vageneI think they're only performatively a girl, anon
>>12367287> Performative "Girls" With Actual Lady Penises?! WHERE! I AM YOUR ALLY! FEED ME YOUR SMEGMA!t. Jewey "Slayer of Foreskins" Groomersteinberg
>>12367287So just bobs then
>>12367294cringe assraped post
>>12367296Performative "Cock Sucking" Poser, who only sucks on his fingers and circumcises nothing but nails, detected.
thor
>>12367238unironically this is the one time when the thor is the correct answer
>>12367238TrimUI Brick in Purple or Rose Gold
>>12367238Date me with marriage in mind
>>12367214performative newfagging
>>12367251>my boyfriend (im a faggot) even mentioned how good it looked in my hands from across the room and he usually thinks these handhelds are dumb
which android ps3 emulator is better?
A most performative handheld
>>12367328fine ill post my tits( . Y . )
>>12367028cheap handheld is better
>>12367238gkd pixel 2 (purple)
https://youtu.be/qo5gWe5_WW0?si=nkzpG9fp3RgaZoQy
Is there any feasible way to get an original model PSP to output to a modern HD TV?I'm willing to entertain any advice, even if it involves physically opening the PSP and soldering shit.
>>12367036Unless there's custom roms to put newer Android on it, you are fucked. Your other alternative would be to get a third party app that connects to gdrive, unless google is blocking shit from the server side (wouldn't even be surprised if that's the case)
>>12367537no symmetrical joysticks kills me it makes a lot of good games feel worse
>>12367251>my boyfriend (im a faggot)hehe, gay>>12367238Biological?
>>12365194Gamma has been teasing people about the speculation and claimed he'll support it day 1. Knulli announced Vita Pro support, meaning it's a chip that can run Linux, dual SD slots spotted on Pro render. These two chips look all but confirmed, horrible performance for PS2 and GC as you'd expect.https://youtu.be/11RMjsy0hWg?t=252
Who exactly started the performative meme
Yeah I cancelled my Thor Max order lmao
>>12367540If its 1000 not a chance. Doesn't have the functionality at all.2000, 3000 and GO can only do that.
>>12367616I own a Thor and it's really not other than for DS and 3DS emulation
>>12367624You are brown
>>12367307cringe assraped post
The Thor being popular will kill this hobby as chinks go even chinkier with parts to meet demand
>>12367616I can picture all the smartasses falling for this clickbait learning how functional gamehub is, plus the second round of cracked hinges, this time without the apologetic tone of people deep into chinkhelds. Gonna be fun.
>>12367598read the thread and yoi'd know
>>12367637Jokes aside, gamehub lite has been quite good on my tablet (which is slightly shittier than the thor spec wise), a bit more than half of my steam library runs well.
>>12367650Oh, I'm not joking.
Okay, tell me why performative gaming is bad without sound mad
>>12367659Because they record themselves on the internet. And I don't like it, they steal all the chicks
>>12367650Redpill me on gamehub - what the fuck is it? Why do redditors keep telling me I can play shit like cyberpunk and MGS5 on an Odin Portal with it? Is it too good to be true?
>>12367694Yes, they're fucking retarded, a steamdeck can barely run 2077Mgsv was made to run on ps3s so it can probably run on an odin fine though
>>12367694Gimped Wine/Proton running on ARM with opt-in Steam integration (originally spyware, though at least the authentication method is safe enough you won't get hijacked, on Lite anyway). Basically only useful for low end modern-ish indies, with weak performance on anything vaguely demanding and 3D, being mediocre to ok on older games given you don't run into ARM exclusive Wine issues. Big battery drain, tends to hammer the chip. Main problem you'll find other than that is most settings and reports are wrong, ommitting details and didn't actually test the games for longer than 5 minutes.
>>12367694Lets you run x86 programs on arm chips, combine it with wine and you can run windows games on your phone. It's using fex, which is a project valve is contributing to for their steam frame (and maybe future handhelds too)
>>12367704>tends to hammer the chip.lmao, how?
>>12367719Not uncommon to see a game max out CPU and at times GPU. Suppose newer chips handle it a little better though, I'm on a RP5.
>>12367659because their jewtube channels do better than jewy's, so he erroneously blames it on "perfomative"ness when in reality it's just the fact that jewy is an insufferable retarded nigger
>Jewey is overly positive about the mangmi pocket maxit's because he got it for free isn't it?
I've... I've never had sex.
>>12367783We know Techdweeb
>>12367786Take that back, I'm not as pathetic as him even if I am Indian and a virgin.
>>12367706>>12367704>>12367702Thanks bros sounds like it is too good to be true. I'll stick with my humble RP4 for now.
>DraStic isn't respondingmy rg ds experience in a nutshell
>>12367036There's a custom rom for android 8 and 9. 9 is less stable but both suffer from annoying bugs like battery drain while off, auto rotation always being on each boot so the device boots upside down, weaker wifi, and the rare android port acting odd. (Kotor has super long load times with cfw for some reason when it doesn't on stock)
>>12367694Modified Exagear like winlator but I think done by gamesir to make it even easier to use and more fool proof. Some games work better on the winlator forks, some work better on gamehub.
>>12367854meanwhile my h700 runs drastic perfectlyanother L for lagdroid
I'm playing New Vegas on my Pocket S2
>>12367887how ya doin it?
>>12367880rgdsxx when?
>>12367916Gamehub
>Just buy a Th-
this looks like the smart pro s ui so im guessing its the linux version of the brick pro?
>>12367986I want the brick pro but no sticks.
>>12367992Excuse my shitty photoshop.
>>12367992>>12367994you can probably do a stick delete mod like with the 40xxV
>>12367635>The Thor being popular will kill this hobby GOOD
>>12367995anyone wanting to do that be careful, sometimes the sticks are tied to navigation. Had to re-attach the sticks on my R40XX Pro Max for that reason
>the hobby is the devices instead of the gamesOnly materialistic performative gamers think this
https://youtube.com/shorts/9sUxtrjnfBY
>>12367635Wrong, other conpanies will see how well the Thor sells and start making their own non shit handhelds.This is good
>>12367962lmao
My thor dont ship i want die
>>12368128Poorfags don't want handhelds to get better because they won't be able to afford better.How many anons here even own a thor or a similarly priced handheld?
>>12368067This is so fucking performative it's not even me memeing.I hate youtube shorts, tik toks and everything like them. Just extremely phony showcasey behavior with the most obnoxious editing and narration.
>>12368165the most expensive one I own is a RG557
>>12368165there's no better chinkheld than the rg35xxh, simple as, thor sucks babydicks harder than jewy and the faceless leaf pederast combined
>>12368183Are the sticks good enough for ps1 platformers if I install a cfw that removes the cardinal snapping?
if your handheld cant run crt royal or crt mattias, it is shit.
why do people say the rp5 has iffy compatibility with ps2 games? I'm able to run everything I've tried at 2x res
>>12368192you only play pleb shit
>>12368192if by people you mean russ, it's because that faggot uses running games at a 4x resolution as his base line for performance.
>>12368229Where are the sticks?How are you gonna play the shooting games?
>>12368237controller + audio feed from the handheld. what do you think?
>>12368239You can you add sticks and not need a controller.
>>12367616Saar... I ... He is Security Engineer Expert, and a real Law Enforcement Investigator who specialises in the Dark Web, he is a professional guy, but somehow I don't trust him
>>12368185none of the rare few good ps1 platformers used the dual analog to begin with, so no cfw needed anyways
>>12368273OOOO
>>12368151
>>12368289Cool, but mine hasn't even moved from the warehouse.
>>12368186laptops cannot run bloody Royal, get out xDD
>>12367704>>12367706>>12367650I wonder how much better will FEX get in the future. Nowadays people loves to suck Proton and Wine's dick, but I have fresh memories of Wine up to version 6.0 being a fucking meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWFtQfzmpqcTech dweeb is a groomer
>>12368327Nice Try Rabbi Chewsteinberg People know you for your disgusting oral circumcision and oral body modifications, we know you are a groomer and a rapist Chewey, do not try to shift the suspicion and blame onto others, you Tranny Chaser, and Groomer Ally.
It's kind of hard to see but should I be worried about this scratch on my Thor's hinge?
>>12368340nah :^)
>>12368165Right now I got a Thor, RP5, and some R36S variant for chinkhelds with a ROG Ally and a Steam Deck for PC helds
>>12368289My DHL order has already left Hong Kong, so I might've avoided whatever is going on.
>>12368327this is literally the definition of grooming
>>12368327Techdweeb won
Grooming is based
RetroCatalog has the Odin 3's Switch compatibility rating at 85. Has it gotten new drivers to overcome the issues with emulation? Last I heard, any sort of Switch emulation was real sketchy.
>>12368327the dweeb has always given off pedo vibes, am i the only one who thinks that
>>12368325The thing that made wine/proton viable for gaymen and blew up it's popularity was dxvk (made by a german so he could play nier automata and watch 2b's ass bounce up and down).
>>12368340AYN said it's just a mold joint on discord and reddit
>>12368451nah, the performative voice and cartoon network tier ""comedy"" fits the vibe. Seems like the type to groom over discord.
>>12368469He has not modified his fingers for anal play. Chewey on the other hand (no pun intended) has circumcized all his fingers off his nails in order to better penetrate anuses of his victims-shemales without rupturing the soft tissue.
>>12368327exactly as i correctly predictedi am always rightjewy chews on foreskinsretrodadruss is gaythor is a piece of shitlagdroid is nigger aids for faggotslinux reigns supreme
>>12368481thoughts on russ's fingers?
12368486extreme autism
Why does every hobby nowadays ends up devolving into talking about influencers? Who fucking cares about your retarded youtuber drama?
Tightest handheld?
>>12368532RGDS's hinge
>>12368530This "hobby" is just consooming chink trash. There's really not that much to talk about. There are like 3 or 4 actually distinct devices and form factors and thousand more permutations of them.
I'm buying the first dual screen chinkheld that manages to include a stylus in the console.
>>12368530the best way to engage with this "hobby" is to look around until you find a handheld that suits your needs, load it up with games, and never look back until you think an upgrade is in order years down the line. Otherwise there's nothing to do but wasting your money on 10 different machines to do the same thing and circlejerking over influencers
>>12368652is it really that hard to just use your own?
>>12368652phone styluses are 99% shit I've only seen one with comparable precision to the ds one
>>12368701which one
>>12368532Your mom
>>12368707this thing off of etsy
>>12368727its just a disc style stylus, that etsy fag isnt the only one selling those
>>12368738only other ones I can find are huge, it actually has a stylus-like form factor
>>12368743oh, you want a tooth pick
>>12368743yea ive gotten a few from aliexpress but they always end up being too big
>blown a fuse in dsi by inserting the battery wrongoh ffs
>>12368373>>12368391Maybe if it was a girl
If my micro SD on an android handheld that I'm using as internal storage fills up, and I want to swap to a bigger one, how do I go about transferring everything?From the looks of it all I can do is migrate back whatever apps will fit to the internal storage, and then deleting and redownloading the rest
Joined the ayn discord.It's full of people begging for their models to ship, and everyday at 8pm or something china starts to send confirmation emails to them, very few celebrate, but most seethe hard for not getting anything.Not the best place to wait for my unit.
>>12368701>>12368707>>12368727>>12368743>>12368749The styluses that come with the Moto G Stylus are pretty thin and accurate.
>>12368925you'd want to clone it to a folder on your pc and then copy that to the new card
>>12368373It's funny It's plain obvious techdweeb lives in this thread. He's so self-conscious It's annoying as fuck. "You know whatbi don't have guys???? MUSCLES!! JEJ...RIGHT?"Stfu retard as if anyone on this planet fucking cares you fiddlesticks goyslob
>>12368972settle down columbine
>>12367024It's the next day and I still want to buy this retarded handheld despite already owning a few.
>>12369039so put down the money then nigga
>>12369041how about I vore you instead >:^3
the news is herehttps://youtu.be/oE-a4jl5T9w
>>12369057Sorry I take my news from mr Sujano only
>>12369057The textbook definition of Performative Gaymer. This retard, genocidal, zionist child rapist is the worst kind of cancer this hobby has to suffer.
I just spent the morning and afternoon helping hand out food, water and warm clothes for immigrants with my church. We're also protesting and I brought my Pocket Air mini with me to play.
>>12369070LiesA true performer would've taken pictures
>>12369069What handheld is this?
A girl wants me to hang out with her tonight but I'm going to ghost her to smoke weed alone and masturbate to anime girls while ERPing with them using AI chatbots. Afterwards I'm going to emulate PMD games on one of my handhelds.
>>12369078RG88SSRunning on SoapOS
Is he a shotafag? Look at this thumbnail.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWFtQfzmpqc
>>12369080ai chatbot part aside since they weren't around back then, this is what i did in my teens
>>12369070If they're illegals then kys
>>12369083Definitely gay at the very least
>>12369083that's just a stock image of a surprised kid
>>12369138Based
>>12369161Yeah, why was he looking up stock photos of boys for?
>>12368394Yeah, the snapdragon elite got new turnip drivers
Checked out of these threads a few months ago and only came back after the RG Vita was announced, why the fuck is "performative" the new word of the month? Who is buying these Chinese toys for anything other than their own amusement? I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>12369209>RG VitaWatch it have a Dimensity 8300 Processor, talk about performative
>>12369213I know Anbernig will probably fuck it up like the RG DS, but I'm hoping it motivates AYN to make an Odin 3 Mini with an OLED screen this time.
>>12366963There's reason why people still say>just get a deck bro
>>12366963If you're just emulating and playing retro to 2010s PC games, definitely. Anything else, it depends. It maxes out at games like Notretro 2077 and Not Retro Redemption 2 with medium-low settings and FSR @ ~45 FPS, and anything more intensive than that is probably not feasible at all without streaming it via Moonlight or something.
>>12368273There's no way this plays PS2 is there
>>12369281A shocking number of chinkhelds play (some) PS2 these days, I wouldn't be that surprised if it could play some.
Got a grip for my thor, now it feels complete.
>>12369083he has such a gay attitude in this with the "don't show them the games you like put all the popular ones on there"
https://youtube.com/shorts/YcR9b1FD_1U>extremely performative and feminine about not buying from a company anymore
>>12369083>lust-provoking image
I want something with OLED that can run games on winlator and gamehub. What are my options? I don't have a budget.
>>12369343steam deck
>>12369343Thor
>>12369343but winlator and gamehub are bad, why would you want that?
>>12369343If you want to play PC games and don't have a budget get an x86 handheld instead of poorly emulating them on android.
>>12369343use your phone nigga
Can't wait until SteamOS removes the need for winlator and gamehub desu
I haven't gotten anything to run on game native or gamehub lite. Don't fall for the steam deck killer meme
>>12369395What are you trying to run? All I care about is my VNs, at least for the ones that don't have console ports. If I can get those to work I'm happy.
>>12369343just get a deck if you want to play pc games
>>12369402Ive tried senran burst renewal, castle of illusion and shantae risky revenge on game native and alpha protocol on game hub lite. All through steam, none worked except shantae but it ran windowed and i could not get it to run full screen so i never even went in game with it. All the games on game native had a "compatible" tag on them too
why the fuck is this game so hard to emulate properly
>>12369415Are you using retroarch or m64p fz standalone?
>>12369434standalone, retroarch had some issue with some of the textures bugging; I switched graphics profile and it seems to have fixed people turning invisible
>>12369437Hvae you tried the cactiqlz fix for it?
>>12368273Damn, an Anbernic killer?
>tried to figure out why 3ds games wouldnt play on my handheld>update emulator>look at changelog>"hey guys so we've decided to just let you play .3ds files, we were against piracy but no one knew how to fucking use our emulator so we stopped being retarded">can now run fire emblem perfectlyare emulator devs just retarded
>adhesive won't peel off>knife slips>slice ribbon cable>screen completely fucked>have this currently useless garbage occupying spaceWhat should I do from here? I'm really pissed and can't think straight
>>12369539could have just bought a AYN and not deal with having to disassemble your shitnux system to keep it from self destructing when you press a trigger button
>>12368528meant for>>12368486
>>12369542It's an original Gameboy Pocket
>>12369539IPS LCD mod?
>>12369550I was trying to put a backlight in it. I looked on eBay and replacement screen units are 35 dollars apiece, and it's not worth it. So I have this like-new system I destroyed occupying space in my drawer now
>>12369552Frame it maybe, sell it on etsy to some redditor
>>12369568Funny but I'm seriously fighting the urge to shoot it
>>12369546tf is that unc
>>12369539>>12369552retard alert
>>12369573to be fair, I've almost done similar repairing a tablet
knulli devs are already working on cfw for the rg vita