1 GB EditionScreen Utility - https://shauninman.com/utils/screens/Handheld Comparison - https://retrocatalog.com/Google chart - https://tinyurl com (slash) AllHandheldshas anyone asked my question before? - https://4search.neocities.org/vrCompare handheld sizes - https://retrosizer.com/Handy Handheld info - https://handhelds.wikilast thread>>12365165
Still the BESTEST BOY!
Don't be performative.
Best handheld for cock tribs?
>>12370773steam deck
>>12370769Don't be Chewey "The Slayer of Foreskins" Shekelstein
>>12370769Based>>12370782Cringe
>>12370751>1 GB Editionmine came in with 2 GB ehehehe
>>12370769cringe>>12370782based
>>12370801Too bad its still an underpowered piece of shit.
>>12370850yeah he should have got a steam deck
>>12370856> Stim Dick > Coffee / Office Hipster Space> "Industrial" "Warehouse" Lightning for a bunch of hipsters to post pictures of their StimDick in GrindrTHE ESSENCE OF PERFORMATIVE FAGGOTRY
I love playing retro games on my Konkr!
I treated myself over the Christmas period. This is my first but I'm happy with it. I can play Road Rash II on the toilet, therefore it was worth the investment. The d-pad on this thing is fucking glorious.
>>12370875Anbernic is pretty solid.
>>12370769>just wanted a DS because my family couldn't afford one when I was a kidSomehow ended up with a pile of Chinese electronic junk.....It's been a long six years.
>>12370870why is it so greasy?
>>12370908not performative gaming
>>12370870Not retro, fuck off
>>12370908It's part of the premium look
>>12370883Should've bought a thor
Drastic > MelonDSOn drastic i can change the size of the screens to be identical across both displays, melon ds is shit and doesn't let you do that.
>>12370925Drastic was inaccurate for several games I tried and played them too fast while MelonDS was way more demanding I wish Desmume was on Android
>>12370925>melon ds is shit and doesn't let you do that.It does. Every youtuber that has reviewed the thor has a video explaining how to do this.
>>12370936I don't watch jewtubers. Wheres the secret menu they're using because for me the top screen is always bigger
>>12370924Eh...no....I learned that the hard way a long time ago.
>>12370939I already told you enough info for you to figure it out by yourself.
>>12370946Thought so, shut the fuck up if you don't actually have a device.
>>12370943Don't jerk off and game at the same time.
>>12370943thorsisters...
Yes I bought AYN, yes I use ES-DE, yes I downloaded games from my childhood then literally everything else I could fit on it. Yes I spend a majority of my time just playing Lumines. Yes I play Fag Emblem games. No I will not use shaders.
>>12370962Based
>>12370960thats a retroid flip
>>12370869>The ACKyn thor out of thin airLol. Kek-lmao even>>12370953>too stupid to readAverage chinkoid consumer. Not chadbernig tho. They fine>>12370975Same hinge. Imagine trusting a chink hinge not from powkunny. Lol, mayo, with a kek!
>>12370152You already posted one of the best. The only controller with the playstation layout is the bsp d9 and it's a piece of shit.
>>12370801Same, glad I wasn't filtered by the 3:2 meme so that I could secure the OG version. Probably one of my most played 'helds other than the CubeXX and the 'eck. Worried about breaking it now though since there's no replacements.
If you own a handheld but don't use it outside home, then sorry but you are performative
>>12371083if you don't travel for work, you really shouldn't be here at all
I'm ghosting a girl that wanted to hang out tonight to smoke weed alone and play Metroid Prime 2 on my Thor.
So what the fuck happened to cdromanceYes I know about the repo
>>12371101Its a clamshell, you rest it on her back, what's wrong with you. That imaginary girl could be the love of your life
>>12371131>playing vidya around womenYou're a virgin, aren't you?
Ayn taks a fuck ton of time to ship, and apparently ayaneo is even worse, what Chinese conpanies actually do fast shipping?
>>12371138Anbernic has always shipped an hour after I paid in a Mexican 7-11. Through Aliexpress. Took 9 days to arrive to my door.
>>12371137Nigga, yesterday I was playing Road Rash II while my girlfriend was watching telly and ended the night by cumming inside her.
>>12371149Noice.
>>12371145If their rd psp is actually good, I'll buy from them, usually they make underpowered stuff, but I hope.Arriba
>>12371149Why would you ever want to play video games around women? I hate doing that and watching movies around them. My gf always wants to watch movies that I like but I just put on Ancient Aliens until she gets bored.
>>12371162>until she gets bored.That's exactly why I play vidya around my girlfriend. She sometimes watches stuff that bores the tits off of me and vice versa.
>>12371159Nintendo is famous for flipping "obsolete" underpowered stuff into functional minimalist machines. At worst you get a great form factor. People used to use the PSP as emulating device, my friends spent more time playing Nintendo ROMs in it than actual PSP games, but they were very performative, and liked to brag with the high volume and the Mario Bros. Pling! Clink! coin sound and hallmark tunes in the middle of a Coffee Shop, how cool is that THROUGH A PSP!So even if Anbernic shot their shot too precociously with the form factor without a proper CPU, the form factor is great and will have its uses regardless. Remember they are the best toy grade manufacturers, sturdy build, good materials and pieces, for a fair price. But even then, I think enough time has passed for a currently "superseded" chip to be able to carry PSPĹ› weight. For cheap. For Reusable Material level of cheap. For the sake of Planet Earth.
>>12371168ermm... my android device plays the PSP perfectly though... and the switch.
I'm gunna do it, I'm going to spend $600 on this stupid shit!>>12371165I just got a PS5 for her and keep her in the living room while I play video games in the bedroom.
>>12371183you madlad, its made of hinges! let us know how it is though
>>12371171One would sincerely hope it could play PS2 in 2026.
>>12371189>you madlad, its made of hinges!He is bonkers... you could even say he is...
See I told you guys the rp mini was kill
>>12371327Kinda makes me want to go ahead and get a classic
What are the best "mini" handhelds? I have an odin 2 mini and rp mini which are pretty qlz.
My injection molded case for the DS Pico came. Nice they included stickers too but I only have the one Pico but sent two cases lmao.
>>12371138if you live in america and buy from their american warehouse, 'nig ships it out in about a week and delivery takes a few business days after that
>>12371159it's lagdroid, so it's automatically bad
Foldables are honestly pretty amazing for retro games. I've got the pixel 9 fold and the screens on this thing are something else.
>>12371357If you love it so much why don't you marry it tho
>>12371168Jewey already hinted that it'll be a rg-arc situation
Will it ever be beaten?
>>12371576You've been in a coma anon, it was beaten by the RG28XX and MagicX Zero 28. Turns out the a30 sucked
>>12371503Arc was my first (and last) anbernigWhy is Segabait so hard for these companies to get right?
>>12371576was already beaten before it even released, by the rg35xxh
>>12371587>being a segacucksix face buttons is for retarded turboniggers, kill yourself right now before you start making sonichu medallions
>>12371590>Kektendo/Playshitstationfag>Knows firsthand what it means to be a cuck>Most likely a mario/metal gear deviantart autisimo>Fingers too fat to master six face buttonsRemidner,>Be Nogtendo/Nigny lipstick wearing fuckboi>Try to be "offensive" while playing ZOGda and SPICro in public>End up brapping instead>A single whiff is enough to disgust the crowd. Some gymbro kicks you in the shin for being below filth>Be SeGaCHAD>Whip out a gamegear running tails adventure and a copy of code veronica just bcuz>You JUST ate a deep dish style jew york pizza with chilli, peanut butter and jalapenos>Your brap turns into a brownish green SHART>Crowd smiles when they see you. Gymbro is clearly impressed with your rizz>Some school kids form a line to shvoe their heads to your bodacious crack cocaine ass just for a chance to absorb your coolness>So cool, shadow the fuckin hedgenog himself switches platforms from goycube to kinoedcast for a COOL audience>End up nutting on a homeless goystation nigny fan trying to sell his shartlection to unsuspecting teens
>>12371589>Sticks28xx. You don't need ape escape
You don't need anything more than a RG35XX
>>12370850powerful enough to run all the retroshit i play
What is the best 4:3 handheld?
>>12371640steam deck
>>12371642Retard
>>12371651:(
>>12371640
>>12371642That is 16:10
>>12371698Close enough
Which handheld is good for tate mode and can handle arcade/dreamcast/ps2
>>12371709rg cube
>>12371709>tateIt's okay on the One 35. The triggers are crap but there's few tate games where that matters. It's a bit small but it's serviceable. >PS2It's a little bit of a stretch on the One 35. Arcade ports should be fine but don't expect to play God of War on this thing.I've been playing several tate Dreamcast games on this and they're all smooth. There may be better options, but there aren't better options which are pocketable and ~$100.
>>12371667feel kinda stupid gettin my pocket air mini now that this thing is prolly gonna mog it
TechDweeb... lost?
>>12371612i don't even play rape escape, i use the sticks as alternate inputs for when dpad precision isn't necessary aka all non-fighting games, the right stick allows me to play rpgs entirely one-handed and is also far better for tate arcade games than the magicx with its right dpad retardation, which is expecially retarded because tate arcade games are the ONE TIME when a stick is necessary over a dpad
>>12371837>analog stick = arcade stickstop posting zoomshit
>>12371607nowhere near as good as the powchaddy urethra nuggetbaby pasta, but a C- for effort
>>12371845stop sucking my fat white cock
>>12371640477m
>>12371847your chode is dry and tiny, never touched by anyone but your own cheeto dust covered sausage fingers
>>12371882my fat beercan coco will literally rip your entire rectal cavity inntwo and you'll be bedridden in the hospital for at least six months, assuming you don't die of sepsis before you receive medical attention
Performative arguing
>>12371101Good call, anon. One less stoner in the gene pool.
>>12371891Your tiny vienna sausage couldn't satisfy a microscopic insect
>>12371905performative virgin post
>>12371920no one has been able to take my cock in their ass eithout immediately tapping out, even uteruses get forcibly split wide open by the sheer girth of my dick, you have no idea, but you will, when i find you out on the street and then anally rape you
>>12371938your pecker has only been between your fat fingers porky
>tate modePerformative, just play landscape with borders like a man
>>12371921Who is he performing for if he’s posting anonymously so nobody knows who he is?
>>12371969You don’t know what that word means.
>>12371872Too heavy and warm
Uhhhhh guys?I have all these handhelds but I'm not still not happy?!?What gives huh?
>>12372181Keep buying more, some day you will feel something
>>12372181You didn't get enough upvotes on reddit
>>12372181you've realized that tv is better than games
>>12372181Performative happiness
>>12372273you joke but this is basically every single post on sbcgaming. redditors with 20 handhelds who never use them beyond playing the first 15 minutes of pokemon lazarus or unbound.
>>12372294wtf is pokemon lazarus and unbound
Which Saturn games work best on an RG35XX Pro?
>>12372295romhacks
>>12372296all of them
>>12372298yeah no shit, whats their draw? I always see lazarus name dropped here
>>12372294I remember a post which said something along the lines of "my EDCs" and then the redditor had 7 handhelds with some variant of pokemon title screen
>>12372296>saturn>on cheap shitget a thor
>>12372321Nah, too skint.
Pocket S mini?
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DT6yohliUJy/
>>12372352More like Pocket Shit mini!
>>12372358What a performative gamer
anbernig bros, they're making fun of us again...
>>12372363Big deal.
>>12372363if they started putting oleds on their handhelds they'd be taken seriously.imagine the 34xxsp but with an oled. It'd be perfect.
>>12372318EDC posts are 90% of the time just retards larping and instead wanting to show off all the pocketable stuff they own. Even on /g/ You would have a hard time finding legit ones
>>12372294I can't be the only one who wants to play his hh soo much it interferes with other stuff in life. I love retro gaems soo much bros.
>>12372391proud of those boys
Fuck knows why it's turned into a game of show-off for these fags. I bought one device that can run every 2D console from Atari 2600 to GBA with the added bonus of PS1 and I'm happier than a pig in shit.
>>12372402niggas want ps2 gc and fullspeed n64 unc
>>12372409>uncUgh. Cunt.
8gen 2 or G3 gen 2
>>12370760if its the best boy how come they are all sold out and i cant get one :(((((((
Take a shot every time Russ says the word "couple"
>>12371590LEL>>12371607TOP FUKKEN KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4I2gdXkZe8the godfather of performative gaming uploaded a new video
>>12371223unhinged
>non pro version is using T618will the pro use T820?
>>12372564Kek the t618 was in the 405MLike from 3 years ago
i have nothing but hatred in my heart. my soul is dying. whats a good handheld for me?
>>12372568Miyoo Flip Grey V1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDau2ajdfVE
>>12372568StimDick
>>12372568RG ARC-S
>>12372564>T618 in 2026DoA
>>12372564Joey wonRk3576 is in pro model then
>>12372605what is the performance on that like?
>>12372612performative performance fagging
>>12372567i remember when the 405m felt next gen cuz i could play some ps2 and gamecube barely.
>>12372568thor
>>12372564>"vita" device that can't even play PS2why do they keep doing this?
>>12372564This is why I hate anbernic.They make great clones and devices with great feeling controls and reasonable ergonomics then ruin them with underpowered chips and shitty """""LTPS""""" lcd's that are installed terribly.They need to start using snapdragons and OLEDs
>>12372564>>12372634>>12372645Anbernig learned that people will eat their shit anyways so why even bother with good hardware. The same happened with the RG DS.But it's fine, the community will come to the rescue :)
>>12372645the whole point of anbernig is that it's cheap chinkshit. add a decent chip and a premium display and you're competing with retroid, ayn, ayaneo
I am performating
I've got a cheap chinkheld and like it, the only thing that scares me is the also very cheap battery. Is it safe to charge one of these things while playing it? I charge it with a very basic 5v1a phone charger just to be safe.
>>12372691They make stuff that's more expensive than the retroids, so this doesn't make any sense.
>>12372696yeah and those are shit and pointless.
A handheld with a mobile modem, a camera, no gaming buttons, with a large touchscreen, which runs andoid
>>12372573everyone in the comments is crying cuz mediatek instead of snapdragon
>>12372691they can have tiers, which they've already dabbled with.
woman. may you send me pictures of thou 'i thy pajamas. i might not but agnize the sight of thy beauty :D
>>12372568this is the one time that thor is unironically the correct answer
>>12372402>Fuck knows why it's turned into a game of show-off for these fags. becauae performativeness
>>12372727Good. Mediakek is ass
>>12372808only if you're emulating modern stuff which is irrelevant
>>12372812Its not
>>12372568A gameboy, a link cable, a multiplayer game and some friends
>>12372568MagicX Zero 40 + J2MELoader
A handheld that only plays game.com games
>>12372834what game is that
>>12372848a web 1.0 Macromedia Flash videogame dedicated handheld instead of emulators section you get newgrounds.com sections and standalone websitespowered by Archive.net
A vertical handheld with an x86 cpu
>handheld gaming thread>nothing but buzzwords, dick measuring and brand circlejerkingYou useless bunch of cunts.
>>12372858vertislop is performative
>>12372862all that there was to buy was released by 2024. Everything past that is pointless
>>12372849F-1 Race
>>12372869neat, thanks
>>12372862Performative post
>>12372865Thor came out in 2025
>>12372881overpriced toy, not retro
>>12372892all video ngames are toys
>switch from one chinkheld linux to another>need to format the sd cart to a different file system and put all he roms in completely different directories>it's slow as balls
>>12372893your're momma is toy saar
>>12372894android systems dont have this problem
>>12372892real performative
>>12372564>vita>no back touch sensor
>>12372881performative
>Pocket S MiniFuck, I want it even if it's overpriced. I have a Pocket S2 and it feels nice but I'd prefer a smaller version.
I cant get wii games to work on dolphin. I've tried rvz and wbfs files. Gamecube works fine but idk wtf is up with wii.
>Dolphin on Android doesn't have fastforwardWhat the fuck? if jankier PS2 emulators can why not Gamecube? This has ruined my day>inb4 something something zoomer attention spanfuck you, I am not replaying Skies of Arcadia without being able to speed up battle animations at least some of the time
>>12372974Then play something better
>>12372974Don't make me tap the box.
>>12372974>playing trash you need to fast forwardplay a real mans game. play rocky on gamecube and legends on ps2 when youre done
>>12372994performance
>>12372994you might even say it is the ultimate sega system
What is the most aesthetic vertical and horizontal chinkheld.I like Brick for vertical but haven't yet found anything horizontal that looks striking.
>>12373062thor
you're either performing or you're watching a performance, learn your place and sit down
>>12373062Odin 2 Portal is the best looking horizontal chinkheld because it has a amazing OLED screen that blows the 'eck out of the water
>>12371845*Chinkshit. That's how they think. Dpads sometimes dont even exist to them.
>>12373107this is true.
>>12372618Performative shilling.>>12372727Snapdragons WITH the modem would be too expensive for ayaneo. The fee's are ridiculous. The d9300 should be fine if they're not stupid enough to price it higher than the redmagics
>>12372862I kept saying. Dual shit literally drives people to insanity. That and powkiddy's sorta dormant, so you don't have anyone to combat that insanity. >>12372892The only retro chinkshit are famiclones and the dingoo
My thor just wont ship wtf manAm I really gonna wait 3 months for that bitch?Waiting sucks mad chud dick
>>12373118itll be worth the wait bro. Just got my thor last week and its great.email them to make sure they didnt overlook you somehow.
>>12373109Chinks solved that problem twice by using neogeo style click control sticks, but never again.
>>12373118Did you order before they closed batch-2? They are supposed to finish shipping them by next week, I think. Mine is already on the way.
What is smallest handheld that plays emulators? Nothing like a Gameboy micro?
>>12373121I have no choice>>12373129I did, my mail says batch 2, I guess I'll be at the very end.
>>12373130I have an Ayaneo Pocket Micro, I think that's probably the smallest form factor and it looks like a gameboy micro
>>1237313028xx
>>12372634the ps vita doesn't play ps2 either.
>>12372834>IPS screen OG gameboyspoiler that gore.
>>12373228I seriously hate seeing those mods. I even see ads on other websites for "HD LCD screens" for your gba sp
what is a good and cheap chinkheld with HDMI out?i've been eyeing the niggs xx since up to ps1 is fine by me. but i can't convince myself because i already have a brick and simply can't go back to 640x480 screens.
>>1237323434xxsp, its mini hdmi though
>>12373227It doesn't play vita either, so what the fuck are we doing here?
>>12373241>clamcell>single speakerat least is not 640x480, but 720x480 is not that much better. and the sticks don't belong in the gba sp form factor.i rather grab a cubexx instead.
I really wish this came in more colors, specifically silver. Actually, I wish more of these handhelds came in silver.
>>12373252Then why are you asking for recs? Just shop around yourself
>>12373265Almost got this over the thor. I made the right choice.
>>12373293>gets shit advice>get called out for itwhy are you giving advice if you don't know how to do it properly?
>>12373130rg nano
>>12372994the performative gaming system
>>12373339Playing n64 ports and gta ports on the dreamcast is extremely performative in 2026
>>12373339>No Zogda or shitted of war>Leh performative Kek-lmao! Kektendo/Soinyfags literal trample to the kinoiedcast
Any RP4Pro owners here right now?Thinking about getting one I know the screen is kind of a lottery
>>12373361Ohohoho, look at the little PC gamer with his little tower... Ohohohoho
>>12373414What
Dear Anon in the last thread who wanted me to keep you updated on the problems with getting games to boot on my trimuiI fixed it by installing SpruceOS. For some reason that worked even tho stock and crossmix were both unusable no matter how many times I tried. Works nice now (except that save games got wiped after closing any game and I had to change some settings in retroarch to fix that, idk of that's a problem on stock too but it was easily fixed). Works good now and I can't complain about the actual performance tho the battery life is a bit shortFor 100 dollars its not too bad once it actually works
>download this stupid shit to hack money>only fucking emulator it works on is ppsspp>try to look up some information about how to use it>nothing but gachashit cheatingThought it would be as easy as cheat engine, but no. Anyone know how to use this shit?>just use the emulator cheats broBut I want to scam retroachievements bro
I am Finnish, what handheld should I get?
>>12373540Powkiddy x28
>>12373130trimui model s or smart not pro.go smaller than those and you'll get crap that doesn't even has enough pixels to display games properly.
aynbros...? what do we think of this?
>>12373540uhhh depends on what entices you the most about a handheld. performance? portability? ergonomics? battery life? these aren't details you have to sweat too much, though; if you have enough money, buy a steam deck. if you're a poor, look for a cheaper alternative
>>12373556>4,200Lol? Those chinkeses over there have lost their fucking minds, holy shit.
>>12373556>4299
>>12373556Who needs fucking 128GB ram in a handheld?
they will build my coffin out of glued together handhelds that's if anyone finds mewhat's the last game i should play
>>12373565redditors who need to add AI shaders on top of their raytracing mods for pokemon blue
>>12373556Sometimes I think AYANEO is trying to do a speedrun of bankruptcy.
>>12373570you should build it ahead of time, so that when you decide to kys you can hop in your chinkheld coffin put the helium exit bag on and be ready to go
128 Gb of RAM for ps1 emulation
>>12373570Get the true ending in Valkyrie Profile
>>12373570undertale
>>12373556The fuck. This is twice+ as much as my laptop was.
>>12373570Pokemon Lazarus, don't go past the title screen so they know it's yours.
>>12373556128gb... finally a chinkheld capable of running portmaster without issues...
>>>/g/108082942Something about this thread makes a certain word come to mind
>>12373613And I thought this place was bad
>>12373556Considering ram prices this kinda makes sense If the AI grift continues (it will for a while, the entire fucking economy of the USA depends on it), expect prices like this or companies using up ancient SOCs like 'nig is doing with their vita clone. Basically we will probably never see a deal as good as the sub $300 steam deck ever again.
>>12373565If you are some insane chinese fuck that wants to run ai models on a handheld for some ungodly reason instead of using... literally fucking anything else for that
>>12373625>the entire fucking economy of the USA depends on itdoesn't help that the economy has been on a downward slope for a WHILE. having to rely on ai muckfuckery to keep the economy afloat is really sad in retrospect
>>12373597ram prices babeeeeyy
>>12373570modded super smash brothers ultimate that has sonic reimagined with battle moveset, shadow, knuckles, and sans on it. one last "fuck you" to sakurai before kicking the bucket would be a good way to go out
>>12373635ah yes but you see *i* am profiting from it so its OK. i will will about the economy when the darkness of the stock market fully erodes my soul
>>12373580they are certainly whipping up some bullshit, that's for sure. what is that "bullshit" exactly? I don't know, but they call it "NEXT II"; too little crack in the office is making the chinks antsy about profits I'm afraid
i'm moving to china, fuck this stupid fucking clown nigger country, it's a sinking ship
Be sure to pay your respects to pooh-bear once you enter the chink portal.
>>12373667okay
>>12373535Expand the memory mapping settings to everything. >>12373625It’s petroleum still. >>12373635It’s been on a downward spiral for 20 years. They’ll pull some other scam to prop up the fake economy sooner or later. >>12373661China is worse unless you’re the son of a high-ranking CCP member or corporate bigwig. Same as here, you can argue, but don’t fall for the /pol/ memes. If you want to move somewhere, look into Seychelles.
>>12373661im sure Chinks will be very receptive to a american chud washing up on their shores
Posted this earlier >>12372974All is well, I discovered the MMJR2 fork of Dolphin has fast forward and lets you map it to a hotkey. Why such an essential emulation feature isn't in main is baffling but thank god for forks
RG35XX Pro runs Saturn Bomberman pretty well. I'm enjoying myself with it.
Every handheld should have a glass front. Switch 2? Glass front. Steam Deck? Glass front. All of them.
A handheld made of only glass
how do I add scanlines / crt filter on dolphin android?
A handheld made of flesh
>>12373729they will if I have skills because I'm not a fat loser neet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWwHeaoOYzs
>>12373767why can't literally any other company use the same shell but with a better screen and chip. no retrooyn product is this close to a real vita/psp except the discontinued odin2mini
>>12373748don't look up what element glass is made ofand DEFINITELY don't look up what element pcbs and chips are made of
Don't look up Russ's Hades play-time
>>12373809>only 28 hourshe really only plays it for the videos huh
i think im going to start an ssrinothing can fix this, maybe the solution is to just be numb. just put my rotting soul out if its misery and be on autopilot until i die. Which handheld should I order on amazon that would go well with Lexapro (tm)?
>>12371582The A30 at least has better buttons than the rg28xx.
>>12373842Ayaneo Next 2
>>12372451Take one every time he describes another piece of plastic as "premium feeling".
>>12373842ayn thor
I broke the solder pads off two DS Lite motherboards.
>>12373886>>12373885
>>12373886listen champ, i'm gonna let you in on a little known secretthe ds sucked assthe psp sucked even more assthe ds has like 3 games max worth fucking playing, the psp has 0the ds and the psp were the absolute death of non-pc videogamessimple as
>>12373916this but replace ds with 3ds and psp with vita
>>12373773There's really no reason to stick that closely to a Vita anymore, the average glass horizontal is better.
>>12373934the vita did at least have 1 genuinely good game, so it's better than the psp, but the 3ds has an abjectly worse library than the ds
>>12373934Hadn't PS3, Wii and 360 happened in advance I might have agreed. >>12373993Vitards are puzzling.
>>12373483thanks for the update!I think I'm going to wait to see how the RG vita pans out before I choose between the two
>>12373965Every horizontal is too fucking fat to be pocketable because of fat nigger "ergonomic" bumps also fuck glass fronts
>>12373993Objectively is the word you’re looking for.
>>12374048RP5 is pocketable, or would have been if not for the sticks. >also fuck glass frontsWell yeah, but we're talking Vita here.
>5.5 inch 1080p oled>flat and rounded body, no humps>dpad top, recessed sticks>modernish snapdragon for ps2 and vita (optional)>base model $200, pro $300ughh
>>12374079also proper start/select placement, the chinks have gone insane why are the buttons at the very bottom of the device now
>>12374094Must be some engineering challenge because even fat ones like the Mangmi do it. Or it's just about saving 30 cents by mirroring the android buttons.
>>12374123it's lost technology now...
>>12373916>Ds suckedThis but gba. Literal shovelware shit that makes piece of shit wii look kino>PspThis but the zodiac. >>12373993>VitaThis but 3 good games>3dsLies. It at least had 4 good games, but handhelds starting with the 6th gen were always ANALized by mobile phones. Hell, pc and consolefags to this day still beg for mobile ports. Ya can't beat em. It's why thr ngage was acutally a success but gbafags won't admit it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vcgQDb4r_o
>>12374136>Takes the x28's spot for best t618 devicebVASED zhou!
>>12374136those nails...
>>12374136>it's just a membrane d-padYou're slipping, old man. At this rate I don't think he'll actually replicate the NGP stick. >>12374139Thing is, would they actually price this $100 when the DS was $90? I don't see it.
>>12374123I don't remember anybody complaining about Nintendo's bottom start/select placement.
>>12373753sand the glass
>>12373754a handheld made of foreskins and thumbnails
>>12373809Don't open Chewey's cum drawer.
>>12374136>>12374142ewwww no! wtf! why does he stuff his burger grease torso into Medium shirts to look llike a fat sausage?
>>12374180The only time anyone ever got vocally favorable about that layout was after they discovered it could get even worse.
>>12374142i'm gonna puke...
Did GammaOS change the password? I have the one from the other week and it's not working for RG477V firmware. Someone posted it here in base64.
>>12374342new gammaOS password: niggerTITS!1
>>12373556I'll have fifteen, please! Eight for me and my seven wives, and another seven for the rest of my children.
Thor brosDid you get your email confirmation?
>>12374352Thanks anon, unzipping as we speak.
>>12374342Someone said each build has its own password, that was for 476H, no?
>>12374370Ah sheet, makes sense. I'm tempted to just debloat the Anbernigger OS, I've seen that Gamma is suffering a few bugs on the Dimensity chipset. Works great on the 476H though. Don't ask me why I bought this so soon after.
>android>you literally have to pay for a password to make the OS usableabsolutely grimmer than grim
the grimdarkest
>>12374394The carry case they sent me absolutely stinks as well.
A handheld that requires a monthly subscription to access and use
>>12374394>He thinks you actually need gammaslop to use his os.Lol. Kek-lmao even at ur life. The only good gamma release was for 405m and magic x meme.>>12374401Portal? I dunno how it acutally works, but I'm pretty sure it's just an android tablet.
>>12374342>buy ambernig handhelds because they're cheap>have to deal with weird hardware issues that you have to fix yourself with tape and wonky lcds>makes clones of nintendo/sony devices that can't play the games their design is based off of>have to pay monthly for a usable OS on top of thatliterally undefendable
>>12374406Lmao it ain't that bad. It's easy to hate on Anbernig but they release some good chinkhelds.
>>12374414this is poorfag cope, their devices are decent at their best.
>>12374418>Poorfag cope when thier devices are sometimes more expensive than redditroid'sLel. Retroondittors always looking to start shit with their broken shoulders
>>12373127>>12374174I'll never forgive max for teasing people with this shitpost.
>>12374436lose weight
>>12374394performative doomposting
>>12374406>have to pay monthly for a usable OS on top of thatonly a problem with lagdroid chinkhelds, which ALL lagdroid chinkhelds have to deal with, not just 'niglinux reigns supreme yet again
I just fucking shit my pants
>>12374521As expected of a Thor owner
>>12374523NOT expected at all of an Ayn owner
Chewey just flew over my house, he was carrying two tied up boys with him
>>12374513>Retroondittor with literal sausages for fingers telling anyone to lose weight Lol, mayonnaise, with a kek.>>12374518>Only a problem with [Lies]You'll feel gud bout your 7th h700slop, my friend. Keep fighting the good fight.
People act surprised that others find paying for an OS repulsive. They must eat lead for breakfast. Obviously I don't want to pay for my fucking OS?? Especially when all the good Linux distros are free.
>>12374534>You'll feel gud bout your 7th h700slop,not our fault you cant afford a gaming laptop retro hand helds do not need more
>>12374523Kek. Based. Canon.>>12374532Coal. Cringe. Not canon. We love Joey here. We hate techdweeb and russ here too.
>>12374535Except they aren't, h700s were left broken in patreon hell too.
>>12374536>Not my fault [H700slopper cope]Sure thing max. Keep coping and ropin. The truth is h700 acutally sucks for retro copes. The 3326 was always all u needed if u h8 playstation and under.
>>12374539>We love Joey here.You are aware this is not reddit? I think you got lost in your way to Discord, tranny.
>>12374550>First thing he thinks about is leddit>Second thing on his mind is cuckshit>3rd thang near his frontal lobe, is shitted fantasiesAverage techdweeb and russtard everyone. They literally LIVE for shitted. Part of the fetish is bringing it up with zero context.
Jewy lives rent free in this general heads
>>12374539canon gem>>12374550coal performative post
>>12374570go lick smegma pervert finger sucking weirdo
>>12374582>Calls me the pervert >Uncalled for smegma fantasies Anything ya eant to ufiu out of your chess anoun?
I need something that is super pocketable and robust. Like oops I dropped it oh well robust. I don't want to worry about babying it in my pockets. Doesn't need to be powerful I mainly want GBA, SNES and maybe the odd PS1.
>>12374590rg35xxh
>>1237459028xx
>>12374590rg477v
>>12374590
>>12374402>magic x meme.Pretty sure they abandoned development at this point lol
>>12374590nokia phone. enjoy
>>12374608He didn't post the ackyn thor tho
>>12374606I love these for my phone, they work well for handhelds too? Nice. Any I should look for?
>>12374590Wrong Hobby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vcgQDb4r_oTHEY FUCKED ITMEMBRANE D-PAD
>>12374642yeah, it's the membrane dpad that's ruining it
>>12374642This dudes thumbnail to video transitions are extremely performative
>>12374642I was going to buy this even though I don't need it, even though they fucked the speaker placement, even though it's aping the worse PSV 1000 instead of the 2000, just because I like the Vita so much. I don't even care about the performance. but this is an insult. pass.
>>12374642Don't all Anbernic devices use membrane d-pads?
Are stickers performative?
>>12374642>same chip as the rshitDS>the dpad is the problemlo
>>12374668Yeah but why make a vita copy without aping one of the vitas stand out features? Its dpad and face buttons.Its not going to have an oled, not going to have its dpad or buttons, not going to have its speaker placement, not going to be able to play vita games.I did not think they'd be able to top the flop that was the RG-DS but here we are.
>>12374675and they are going to take this as people not wanting Vita clones.
>>12374675vita emulation is worse than ps3 emulation to be fair but the issue is that anbernic is cheaping out and fucking this up on purpose so they can sell their anbernic vita477 which is 300 later
>>12374693Considering the fact that redditors voted against the new retroid 6 design I would say its accurate. People just want their Glass front phone slop with controls they really don't care about anything else.
>>12374668No, SP and DS are microswitches.>>12374671It's actually a little bit faster, as in you can run some low-end GC fullspeed and PS2 poorly rather than not at all. Fucking 22nm vs 8nm too.>>12374693Well, Anbernic were never going to be the ones to deliver that, Moorechip has the lead with the d-pad and the Odin 2 Mini.
I've never had sex.
>>12371729Nice, been looking for a tate gookheld. And it runs Dreamcast? Fuck me. Is playing with one hand possible on that thing?
>>12374705Careful, child... the Dilation Temple is home to many dangerous creatures...
>>12374694I remember trying to play Naughty Bear on my Steam Deck. How the fuck do you struggle with Naughty Bear on the PS3? Oh wait, both the rom and the PS3 emulator I used have been stated to have various performance issues. In the big twenty-twenty-fucking-six...
>>12374697that was my bad I didn't realize there were two mali 52s I thought it was the old oneI think my biggest issue with this is it's not worth 100 dollars which I assume will cost even more than that because it's got a better chip. You can get so much better in that budget
>>12374671if the DS had this chip no one would be shitting this hard on it and the price would make sense
>>12374710>You can get so much better in that budgetSuch as?
>>12374703I've never had sexwith a boy who wanted itso in a sense I am still emotionally virginunrequited by sausage penis fingers to penetrate me back
I can already feel the satire RG Vita video from jewey...
>>12374703And I've never had a costo hotdog, nobody's perfect.
>>12374716mangmirp4rp3+
>>12374724thats sacrilege dude
>>12374719Why are you so obsessed with him? You post about that dude so much in every thread.
>>12374710He reviewed the T618 version, the RK3576 will cost extra and perform about the same. If it's over $120 it's DOA, but then would Anbernic just waste money manufacturing two SKUs for a marginal price difference? This might have been a hit a year or so ago had it actually knocked out the X28 at $120 (RIP the poor bastards who fell for that one), as it is it's just fucked, the $150+ bracket skyrocketed in value since the RP3+ days.
>>12374731just ignore it if you want to improve its mental health. Feeding it will only make it worse.
>>12374727Mangmi is slightly weaker with a worse d-pad and the other 2 are nowhere close to 100>buy usedNo thanks, I don't like eating other's semen
>>12374739do not cum on ur 'helds
>>12374749How can I not when I'm playing Chip chan kick?
>>12374775>Chip chan kickUuuooooh ToT
>put thor to sleep overnight with dolphin running>pick it back up 13 hours later>battery dropped 2%>play a demanding gacha game for a while>tab back over to dolphin>its right back where i left it without a hitchThor Max is the greatest gaming purchase of my life
>>12374832I would never rely on android suspension to actually work.
>>12374836It does work if you've got plenty of ram, thats why I got the max.
>>12374832Woah... a demanding gacha game, so cool...!
>>12374832>demanding gacha gamename? so I know what variety of demanding this gacha game has
Glass fronts make sense on phones because almost the entire front is a screen. It makes zero sense for gaming handhelds because those have a hard separation between screen and buttons. You don't want your gaming controller made of glass. It's actual madness.
>>12374876>You don't want your gaming controller made of glassDon't give anbernic new ideas
>>12374838Not a matter solved by throwing RAM, android will do whatever it wants with inactive apps. >>12374876>You don't want your gaming controller made of glass. It's actual madness.Boy, do I have a Sony patent to show you.
does anyone else find the retroid pocket classic uncomfortable after 1+ hour playing?am i going to have to get a grip for this, it cramps my hands
>>12374895im speaking from experience from using multiple devices with both low amounts and high amounts of ram so idk what to tell you. get a device with more ram or you can just hold onto your wrong belief.
>>12374897Yeah, but all I think it needs is this much extra space at the bottom
>>12374897nearly all these handhelds require grips unless you're a woman.
>>12374907that looks real nice, where'd you get it?
>>12374907>6 buttonperformative gamer vibes
>>12374908zillennials and their hamhand xbox grip are plague on handhelds
>>12374917What's performative about Capcom fighters?
>>12374943You can play them fine with a snes style layout, the golden standard still uses today, unless you're mentally impaired
>>12374917>Tendie/Soiny smegma licker can't into six button greatnessLol. Kek-lmao even. I can smell this nigga's grease soaked fingers from the fucking screen>>12374941Lol, grips SAVED your favorite chinkshit.
>>12374949Nigger, no one plays fighting games on pad anymore. Only 33% of tournament players even did it. "Gold standard" my ass, you know nothing.
>>12374949>Y-You HAVE to use the inferior layout because some has been smash faggot desgined it>Analized by even the 3 button genesis controller, twice as much with the 6 button version, and the duke.Snesfags don't play games. Imagine my shock. They constantly shill a medicore controller as some holy grail when actual gaymers play retroshit with a 360 wired just fine>>12374957He's a pleb who gets raped in fightcade and blames it on segachads. In reality, it's probably br's eith regular ass keyboards
>Lol. Kek-lmao even
>>12374957if tournament players is your argument then none of them even play on handhelds. Who the fuck plays competitively on chinkhelds?
>>12374961>They constantly shill a medicore controller as some holy grail when actual gaymers play retroshit with a 360 wired just fineyou literally proved me right you bumbling retard. What layout does the 360 pad use? same diamond 4 face buttons and shoulder buttons layout. thats the standard dumbass.
>>12374965>The snes shill resorts to shitposting like the posters he hates so much>The snes has to grab his nuts trying to get away from his gayness>The snes shill seethes over people not giving a shit about the gba. The shovelware and snes port machine >The snes shill.... Is afraid. >>12374972>same diamond 4 face [lies]Altered version of the duke. Keep getting shittee on.
>>12374895I've tabbed back in into PPSSPP on my phone with 8 GB of ram after 12 hours and it's still there. Don't know if it's something about android 13 and up, but it's pretty good at keeping apps open.
>>12374953I didn't need a grip for my Game Boy in 1990, and I don't need one for my Chink Boy today, Shrek.
>>12374981What is your chinkboy!? I have a shart36s! It gets the job done!
>>12374990A Thor.
I put a grip on everything.
>>12375015Even your balls?
>>12374990Trimui Smart Pro. probably wont bother getting the TSPS, since I play mostly 3rd and 4th gen anyway
I grip my dick
>>12374876>You don't want your gaming controller made of glass.do give ambernig new ideas
>>12374642anyone who doesn't like membrane buttons is a subhuman nigger retard with aids
>>12374601no, while it is super pocketable the 35xxh is not robustwell, the screen isn'tmaybe if you replace the stock screen with a more robust screen then it would be, i'll let you know if that's the case once i finally get around to replacing my 35h's screen
>>12374521as expected of jewy
>>12374521I spent Saturday night ghosting a girl that wanted to hang out to get drunk alone and emulate PMD games. I ended up pissing myself at some point before blacking out. I found my piss soaked boxers on the kitchen floor and woke up naked on my couch.
>>12375071ran out of breath already?
RG vita is bigger and lacks curves
>>12374965Is that....!?
>>12373886why?
>>12374906It's not a RAM issue. It's an android and software issue.t. my S24 randomly decides not to sleep properly.
>>12375129What's the one on the right?
>>12375150You can have software issues that cause stuff to close but RAM is definitely important and does come into play. You're far less likely to have something close if you have more RAM.
>>12375184lagdroid is just shit, anyone who uses it is a nigger to the highest degree, and it eats ram like jewy eats anything penis-shaped
>>12375158The original vita
>>12375204That's definitely not a Vita.
>>12375209
>>12375218The Vita doesn't have triggers, nice try tardo.
>>12375015
>>12375158retroid pocket 5
>>12375194>Anyone who uses it [Including me]Niggerlover can't into clicky dpads AND he uses keksung. Can't make this shit up. Lol, miracle whip mayo, with a kek!
Literally groan inducing performative posting here. 4chan needs id verification next to keep underage shitters out.
At least half of this thread is one guy.
>>12375270The performative posters on this board are in their late thirdies shilling the thor.
>>12375276and meIt's just the two of uswe should kiss, let our handhelds touch
>>12375280>thirdies18+ to post here bud
>>12375289t. thirdie
>>12374910ebay, it's a chin grip
is retroid pocket classic okay? I hear the controls are too low on body and is painful? Some people say it can't run certain shaders? any truthpill in that?
>>12375276I used to post here a lot before the attention whore somehow decided this is the best place to be a milhouse. I was the purple odin 2 anon with the jpn 3ds with the transparent plates. It used to be fun to come here to share tips or get news about handhelds but now its just forced memes. I still lurk but have been checking less and less because the quality is suffering
What's everyone's dream handheld? for me it's a ayn Thor but in reality it's made of cookies
>>12375289>Calls out spelling mistake>Mispells blood
>>12375303>i left after i felt like i wasnt the center of attention anymorebye bye performative bitch
>>12375316weird gaslighting faggot kill yourself
>>12375316>Performative thor shill false flagGEG! Nursing homes really went down the shitter when they allowed wifi!
>>12375316>I got called out, let me make some stuff up to feel betteridc kill the general with your lameposting if you want but don't lie to yourself kek
>>12375318>>12375320>>12375321great performance
>>12375324here's your L
>>12375324>Oldass unc "I'm not butthurt shtick"Kekaroo!
anyone here excited about a potential ayn portal 3? or maybe even like a ayn Thor 2? I know I am
>>12375335Just get an RP6
Granted I doubt a AYN Thor 2 would make sense since the current version is perfection according to most every reviewer and internet poster
>>12375328>>12375334performative samefagging
>>12375354>l-leh samefagBruhs, the thornigger is upset. I smell jewy on him
>>12375354hahaha you are getting raped
Is ayaneo actually bad as everyone says? everyone here said it was overblown so I go to buy from them, I get nothing after 2 weeks of my purchase email CS they tell me just handed to logistics company and then I get ups notification tracking is created but then the Chinese tracking site they sent me still has no update after 10 days
>>12375335>anyone here excited about next product?no
>>12375360>>12375363very poor samefagging performance
>>12375403Very assmad thor performance
now that i finally got my handheld in the mail i dont need to be in this thread anymore.have fun shitposting instead of playing games!
>>12375417It will arrive broken and glitchy.You will be back by Friday.
>>12375419He said he got it already retard
Why did they make a vita handheld when Vita emulation doesn't even fucking work on android properly yet.
>>12375558they did it specifically to piss off retards like youhey would you look at that, it worked!dumb nigger
>>12375563how many are you buying?
>>12375604none, retard.
>>12375558Because it's not for Vita emulation, it exists because Anbernic has seen faggots eat up all their handhelds that are specifically aping older popular official handhelds due to nostalgia.
>>12375563>>12375613You can tell this retroonyn coomlector has buyer's remorse. Chad max zhou takes care of his shills.>>12375632That's all chinkhelds not from jxd and powkiddy.
>>12375613why does it piss you off so much? are you one of those retards you mentioned?
What cfw do you use on the 34xxsp?
>>12375302>cant run certain shadersThats every chinkheld, really, except the beefy newest of the new (even then they struggle with some plus upscale etc). Shaders are a hog. It’ll run many of them fine, though. >awkward controls Kinda? It depends on your hands. >is it ok Best vertislop chinkheld out right now. It’s a sega machine, it depends on what you are wanting it for. Generally speaking, if you want a vertishit handheld then it’s one of the best (if not the best). Many of the other vertislops simply aren’t as powerful, have worse displays, lack a headphone jack, etc.
>>12375720I use knulli on my 34xx, I followed russ's guide for it and really like itmy only issue though is I didn't install portmaster on installation and now I can't unless I reinstall knulli, which is my fault, but just heads up if you're planning on using it
>>12375558Same reason why Ayn released a vita handheld then took it out back and shot it a few months later.
>>12374642>the d-pad is very good but it doesn't look like the vita d-pad so it's badwhy didn't he complain about the sticks not being or feeling the same too? the vita d-pad isn't even that good
>try Switch Pro controller>buttons are super soft but also snappy despite being membraneIf this is possible what is the point of microswitches? Why don't everyone use these kind of buttons?
>>12375758Chinks change their dpad formulas every five seconds. I know exactly what you described since the rgplus had the same type of face buttons and dpad.
What is this obsession with buttons being membrane? Controllers were always membrane and no one complained.
Getting a head start on organizing my folders for when I start adding games. What's missing? Also how should I sort my Arcade folder?
>>12375769Names is red are subfolders, this felt like the cleanest way to present it in one screenshot
>>12375772What system will you be running these on?
>>12375726I'll give that a go and thanks for the warning
>>12375776My PC and probably a higher end handheld with a SD 8 Gen 2 or around there in performance. The Thor has really caught my eye as of late purely for the DS/3DS/Wii U potential
>>12375750Because the sticks were improved over the originals, the d-pad isn't. >>123757653rd party controller manufacturers (the phone boomerang crap included) are pushing for microswitch enshifitication as a premium deal. >>12375769We need to know which e-waste you're getting first. Usually frontends tend to split more prominent (often just CPS) arcade boards, otherwise they all go under fbneo because it's performant and has sane default binds.
>>12375793My PC and probably the Thor. It'll be my first handheld purchase but I love the form factor and I intend to get the grip just incase I have any issues with holding it for a long time
>>12375804Well, good luck. I think all frontends let you rename the paths so it becomes a matter of preference, but I don't think they all support subfolders. You can practice with ES-DE on PC, it's nearly the same as the android version (and you don't have to pirate yet).
so many people are getting CHINKED by ayn and ayaneo lately
>>12375720Knulli set to powersave because otherwise it drains the battery like a motherfucker
>>12375835Do you mean both the power mode and battery mode in game settings?
>>12375842Power mode in the main menu. Turns out EmulationStation is actually a power hungry bitch unless you throttle it a bit.
>cart-only>240p screen>weirdass shoulder buttonsAre these things just for collectionfags? Isn’t it still emulation, just corpo-approved?
>>12375973yes and yes
>tfw no Portmaster version of GTA2The PS1 version is doing the job for now, but it just isn't as good. The DC version is a mess thanks to that radio glitch.
i wonder what kind of effect the lexapro will have on my desire to play games. Will I use my handhelds less or more?
>>12376090varies person to person
>>12375973Yes to all of it. Not gonna lie, the Taito one is pretty tempting but it's completely pointless
>>12375302>I hear the controls are too low on body and is painful?I think it's comfortable to use.
>>12375725>It’s a sega machineHow many non-fighting games even use the extra buttons on genesis/saturn?
>>12375761Now why the fuck couldn’t they use the same ones for RG35XXH?
>>12376145because the 35xxh's buttons and dpad are perfection
>>12375379I'm wondering this myself. Was thinking of getting the Konkr, but there's no point if I can't even get the thing within the year. I know Ayaneo supposedly made some promises about improving, seems like that might be bullshit.
>>12375834ssrves them right
>>12376156I've got the 35XX Pro and they really are perfection. I'm hesitant to upgrade further down the line because they're that good.
>>12375765>Controllers were always membrannot for zoomers, their buttons (gba sp, dslite) were always microswitches, so now you know why
>>12375758>If this is possible what is the point of microswitches? to be annoyingly loud and stiff>Why don't everyone use these kind of buttons?because zoomers are subhuman niggers, or in cases where there isn't enough space for membranes
>>12376156Nah, the face buttons are okay but the dpad sucks major ass
>>12375657>why does it piss you off so much? because it doesn't, you illiterate ESL nigger retard>are you one of those retards you mentioned?no, but you are.
>>12376164Those are domeswitches. Microswitches are that vile crap found on cheap chinkhelds' shoulder buttons and start and select.
>>12376172Nigger I'm using one right now and that shit absolutely is perfection. I've been pulling off shit in Third Strike, Alpha 3 and KOF98 that I can't do with a good chunk of handhelds.
>>12376172nope, it's literally the best dpad on the market today, seethe and cope
>>12376179he doesn't play fighting games, so he doesn't know how goddamn good the dpad is, he's retrodadruss, all he does is flail about like a retard in the first level of contra and then call it a "false diagonal" when it's actually a true diagonal and he's just a retard with retarded motor skills and doesn't realize that when you're fucking pressing the pad diagonally then the thing is SUPPOSED to register a diagonalhe had aids from sucking off nigger cocks on navy ships, don't mind him
>>12376187ur face is a false diagonal
>>12376187Hell, fighting games or not, it doesn't take much to realise how good it is compared to other dpads. And this is coming from someone that's picky as fuck with this stuff.
>>12376179>>12376181It’s stiff as fuck and too tall for no goddamn reason, I wouldn’t even think to use it for fighting games. I don’t know about false diagonals but the damn thing just feels uncomfortable
>>12376204it's literally the opposite of stiff and its height is perfect, sorry that you have weak soft girly homo fingers, probably because you chew on them constantly so they're always sore, maybe you should get some help with your oral phallic obsessive compulsive disorder
>>12376204How fucking small and weak are your hands?
Should I get the 35xxh or a cube for retro games
>>12376237get a cube, because all 35xxhs belong to me
What do you think the price of the rg Vita will be?
>People actually believed they would change
The 35xx d-pad is stiff, but so are its other buttons. It's fine for short play sessions but becomes bothersome as they drag on. It's not that big of a deal, but it would have been better with soft membranes. The technology exists so there's no reason not to use it.
>Retroid Pocket 6 Starter GuideWhy does he keep making these fucking guides? The setup process is the same for every single android handheld
>>12376460I found my answer 10 seconds in
>>12376460search engine optimization
>>12376471Kek
>>12376460>2 fucking hours longlagdroid, not even once
>>12376483still not as long as muOS's forced credits
BrosI don't think my thor will ship before cny
>>12376174you sound pretty mad, why is that?
>>12376471>grab your favorite snack (goyim infant foreskins) and drink (aryan blood)
>>12376535you sound pretty ESL niggeretarded, guess why that is?
>>12376530Most companies stopped shipping yesterday and today so I wouldn't count on it
>>12376490>muOS's forced creditsi'm still mad
>>12376530ToT
>>12376552I hope you're just shitposting. I have a package that was about the leave China...
Anyone got the pass for RG477V GammaOS?
What's the best METAL handheld
>>12376596don't believe anon's lies.
>>12376597sure, check dms ;)
>>12376597yeah its &!b(!U%$y*!A@&$#Th^o#5$R
>6gb download necessary to check a shitposted password for validity devilish
I think what bothers me most about android emulation is so much of it is trying to extract money from people. Just totally antithetical to what emulation should be.
>>12376674name your examples
>>12376674The basis of a capitalist economy is gaining money in exchange for providing services. Creating emulators is a service.
>>12376691And that sucks and you can eat my booty hole
>>12376674they're all available for free though and anything worth a shit is in retroarch, which is free. Why you cappin for?
>>12376702the standalone .emu emulators are pretty good too and free on his github
>>12376674You mean the super 3 emulator?I wouldn't mind paying for that one, I think all of the others are free.
>>12376674Why is emulation antithetical to making money?
>poorfag crying about a feesame old story
>>12376727I paid a fee to shit in your mouth and you didn't complain
>>12376695Why aren't you living in Cuba, commie?
>>12376732>this is what poorfags dream about spending their money onno wonder they're poor. very low iq people.
>>12376739Eat my bootyhole more little bitch, mmm feels good
I'm back on the market, should I just get a steam deck? Have any other handhelds caught up to/gotten better for a similar price point?
>>12376790depends on what you're after, for emulation the rp6 is almost as good and half the price with a nicer screenfor pc goymes x86 is still preferred but you could cope with goyhub
>my Thor tracking stopped updating almost a week ago when it reached chink customsPerformative tracking
>>12376794It'll be an emulation device, most intensive consoles being PS2/GC/3DS. I'd also like to be able to dock it/connect it to a tv on occasion.
>>12376812https://retrocatalog.com/retro-handhelds/retroid-pocket-6this should be fine then
>>12376237The cube has a really good 720x720 screen, and imo is much more ergonomic.But the more important question for you is whether you want a normal dpad(35xxh) or a sega dpad(cube)
>>12376740You're the one that ate it dude
>>12375720MuOS.It is glorious. Loads faster than Gnulli and has way more customisation. If you dont care for customisation nor skins, nor extras just get MinUI and follow this guide:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2rMB5z9dQwFren Russ shows one particular Hand Held, but MinUS works with many different handhelds, the guide is the same for all. This MinOS is SIMPLICITY made OS. If you are all about fast booting, and going straight for one of your few games in queue to actually be played.For having a Retro Catalogue with previews and custom Skins I do recommend MuOS wholeheartedly.
>>12376790thor
>>12376538Kindly stop talking about Joey in such antiseptic way saar. It is a needfully because I work here. Praise is real, saar.
>>12376460No, but I don't know if he brings up OdinTools and the other Odin app. >>12376790Yes, no, only real improvement to UMPCs are better screens and jamming more battery in. Gamehub/winlator/etc are not substitutes at all.
>>12376850if you have a magicx zero 40 you should try the dedicatedOS he did for that
>>12376887he is a poorfag spic that buys one handheld a year, I believe he has a 34xxsp and his much shilled 280v aka Ice Cream Sandwich
>>12376909tripfags are so cringey
>>12376909>>12376914seethe, 280v chads rule this general
>>12376809You got fucked by the customs RNG, mine went though China in 2 days.
>>12376917put your trip on retard, no one else talks about the 280v
>>12376946I just talked about it, cum smoker
>>12376946Wrong again, go play with your StimDick like the nervous boy you are.
>>12376950>>12376953not fooling anyone m8
>>12376956so hard being youget help buddyhope you get better
>>12376960couldn't be assed to pull out your phone this time, huh?
I was looking for DS games to play to justify getting a Thor and there's only like 20 good games, and I've already emulated half of them elsewhere...
>>12377084Have you tried 3ds games?There's also wii u games that work with 2 displays you could try.What about pc?Are there pc games that have dual display support?
>>12377084Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor I & II are great. There are upgraded versions for 3DS as well. JRPG, tho. Dunno whether you like those.
>durr da only reason ta use a door is for dual screen gayms why ekse would i use it foor
>>12377105> Muh subway surfers speedruns compilation video while I play "Final Fantasy III - My Little Pony Edition"
>>12377096This image is haunting
>>12376809>ordering from chinklandthis is why i order from 'nig's u.s. warehouse, no customs bullshit to deal with, chinkland or otherwise
>>12377090Not that guy, but is Wii U emulation decent on the Thor? Seemed like it wasn't all there yet, but was another reason I might want to get one.
>>12376674>lagdroid emulationcringe
people who worry about their handhelds being compact and pocketable don’t actually play them in reality
>>12377128wheres the data to back this up
>>12377128Wrong, I bring mine to family dinner out.
>>12377128well I guess a faggot like you with a dedicated thor purse doesn't mind xboxhueg "handhelds"
new thread>>12377137
>>12377128Typical Small Dick Cope. I bet you got a StimDick only to over compensate.Driving a FORD Pickup 1500, owns a 1KG revolver, and a StimDick.
>>12377141You're lucky this is a blue board and I can't show you my BDC (big deck cock). SLUT.
>>12377124It's what they say, but I'll try it out myself, when mine gets here.
>>12377150That is what she said
>>12377141>Sharing his sph fetishIs this how anbernig and retroon chinklits cope?>>12377185>Interracial fat lady fantasiesI'm seeing a pattern
having gay little identities for people who own different products just shows you have a low iq third world mindset of objects defining you
>>12377610performative holier than thou posting
>>12375973Yes. They're for people who find pirating immoral and emulation evil. They want to have a "legal" way of buying stuff from the companies even if the legal way is objectively inferior in every single way to the alternative since these things are always even more barebones than emulation handhelds and lack tons of features they provide. Go look at how expensive the Evercade cartridges are. $30 for one rom. One. Of a 40+ year old game. You also can't play romhacks, translation patches, prototypes, unreleased betas, none of it.I understand wanting to try to keep it on the up and up, but when things like NSO, modern PS systems being able to play PS1/PS2/PSP games, and the Evercade are just objectively worse than emulation what is the point? Their sole benefit to society is they force prices to go lower on the games on them since massive amounts of demand from normalfags is lost.