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Still the BESTEST BOY!
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Don't be performative.
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Best handheld for cock tribs?
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>>12370773
steam deck
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>>12370769
Don't be Chewey "The Slayer of Foreskins" Shekelstein
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>>12370769
Based
>>12370782
Cringe
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>>12370751
>1 GB Edition
mine came in with 2 GB ehehehe
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>>12370769
cringe
>>12370782
based
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>>12370801
Too bad its still an underpowered piece of shit.
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>>12370850
yeah he should have got a steam deck
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>>12370856
> Stim Dick
> Coffee / Office Hipster Space
> "Industrial" "Warehouse" Lightning for a bunch of hipsters to post pictures of their StimDick in Grindr

THE ESSENCE OF PERFORMATIVE FAGGOTRY
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I love playing retro games on my Konkr!
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I treated myself over the Christmas period. This is my first but I'm happy with it. I can play Road Rash II on the toilet, therefore it was worth the investment. The d-pad on this thing is fucking glorious.
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>>12370875
Anbernic is pretty solid.
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>>12370769
>just wanted a DS because my family couldn't afford one when I was a kid
Somehow ended up with a pile of Chinese electronic junk.....It's been a long six years.
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>>12370870
why is it so greasy?
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>>12370908
not performative gaming
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>>12370870
Not retro, fuck off
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>>12370908
It's part of the premium look
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>>12370883
Should've bought a thor
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Drastic > MelonDS
On drastic i can change the size of the screens to be identical across both displays, melon ds is shit and doesn't let you do that.
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>>12370925
Drastic was inaccurate for several games I tried and played them too fast while MelonDS was way more demanding
I wish Desmume was on Android
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>>12370925
>melon ds is shit and doesn't let you do that.
It does. Every youtuber that has reviewed the thor has a video explaining how to do this.
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>>12370936
I don't watch jewtubers. Wheres the secret menu they're using because for me the top screen is always bigger
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>>12370924
Eh...no....I learned that the hard way a long time ago.
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>>12370939
I already told you enough info for you to figure it out by yourself.
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>>12370946
Thought so, shut the fuck up if you don't actually have a device.
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>>12370943
Don't jerk off and game at the same time.
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>>12370943
thorsisters...
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Yes I bought AYN, yes I use ES-DE, yes I downloaded games from my childhood then literally everything else I could fit on it. Yes I spend a majority of my time just playing Lumines. Yes I play Fag Emblem games. No I will not use shaders.
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>>12370962
Based
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>>12370960
thats a retroid flip
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>>12370869
>The ACKyn thor out of thin air
Lol. Kek-lmao even
>>12370953
>too stupid to read
Average chinkoid consumer. Not chadbernig tho. They fine
>>12370975
Same hinge. Imagine trusting a chink hinge not from powkunny. Lol, mayo, with a kek!
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>>12370152
You already posted one of the best. The only controller with the playstation layout is the bsp d9 and it's a piece of shit.
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>>12370801
Same, glad I wasn't filtered by the 3:2 meme so that I could secure the OG version. Probably one of my most played 'helds other than the CubeXX and the 'eck. Worried about breaking it now though since there's no replacements.
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If you own a handheld but don't use it outside home, then sorry but you are performative
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>>12371083
if you don't travel for work, you really shouldn't be here at all
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I'm ghosting a girl that wanted to hang out tonight to smoke weed alone and play Metroid Prime 2 on my Thor.
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So what the fuck happened to cdromance

Yes I know about the repo
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>>12371101
Its a clamshell, you rest it on her back, what's wrong with you. That imaginary girl could be the love of your life
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>>12371131
>playing vidya around women
You're a virgin, aren't you?
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Ayn taks a fuck ton of time to ship, and apparently ayaneo is even worse, what Chinese conpanies actually do fast shipping?
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>>12371138
Anbernic has always shipped an hour after I paid in a Mexican 7-11.
Through Aliexpress.
Took 9 days to arrive to my door.
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>>12371137
Nigga, yesterday I was playing Road Rash II while my girlfriend was watching telly and ended the night by cumming inside her.
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>>12371149
Noice.
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>>12371145
If their rd psp is actually good, I'll buy from them, usually they make underpowered stuff, but I hope.
Arriba
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>>12371149
Why would you ever want to play video games around women? I hate doing that and watching movies around them. My gf always wants to watch movies that I like but I just put on Ancient Aliens until she gets bored.
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>>12371162
>until she gets bored.
That's exactly why I play vidya around my girlfriend. She sometimes watches stuff that bores the tits off of me and vice versa.
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>>12371159
Nintendo is famous for flipping "obsolete" underpowered stuff into functional minimalist machines.

At worst you get a great form factor.
People used to use the PSP as emulating device, my friends spent more time playing Nintendo ROMs in it than actual PSP games, but they were very performative, and liked to brag with the high volume and the Mario Bros. Pling! Clink! coin sound and hallmark tunes in the middle of a Coffee Shop, how cool is that THROUGH A PSP!

So even if Anbernic shot their shot too precociously with the form factor without a proper CPU, the form factor is great and will have its uses regardless.

Remember they are the best toy grade manufacturers, sturdy build, good materials and pieces, for a fair price. But even then, I think enough time has passed for a currently "superseded" chip to be able to carry PSPĹ› weight. For cheap. For Reusable Material level of cheap. For the sake of Planet Earth.
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>>12371168
ermm... my android device plays the PSP perfectly though... and the switch.
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I'm gunna do it, I'm going to spend $600 on this stupid shit!
>>12371165
I just got a PS5 for her and keep her in the living room while I play video games in the bedroom.
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>>12371183
you madlad, its made of hinges! let us know how it is though
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>>12371171
One would sincerely hope it could play PS2 in 2026.
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>>12371189
>you madlad, its made of hinges!
He is bonkers... you could even say he is...
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See I told you guys the rp mini was kill
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>>12371327
Kinda makes me want to go ahead and get a classic
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What are the best "mini" handhelds? I have an odin 2 mini and rp mini which are pretty qlz.
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My injection molded case for the DS Pico came. Nice they included stickers too but I only have the one Pico but sent two cases lmao.
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>>12371138
if you live in america and buy from their american warehouse, 'nig ships it out in about a week and delivery takes a few business days after that
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>>12371159
it's lagdroid, so it's automatically bad
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Foldables are honestly pretty amazing for retro games. I've got the pixel 9 fold and the screens on this thing are something else.
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>>12371357
If you love it so much why don't you marry it tho
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>>12371168
Jewey already hinted that it'll be a rg-arc situation
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Will it ever be beaten?
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>>12371576
You've been in a coma anon, it was beaten by the RG28XX and MagicX Zero 28. Turns out the a30 sucked
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>>12371503
Arc was my first (and last) anbernig
Why is Segabait so hard for these companies to get right?
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>>12371576
was already beaten before it even released, by the rg35xxh
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>>12371587
>being a segacuck
six face buttons is for retarded turboniggers, kill yourself right now before you start making sonichu medallions
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>>12371590
>Kektendo/Playshitstationfag
>Knows firsthand what it means to be a cuck
>Most likely a mario/metal gear deviantart autisimo
>Fingers too fat to master six face buttons
Remidner,
>Be Nogtendo/Nigny lipstick wearing fuckboi
>Try to be "offensive" while playing ZOGda and SPICro in public
>End up brapping instead
>A single whiff is enough to disgust the crowd. Some gymbro kicks you in the shin for being below filth
>Be SeGaCHAD
>Whip out a gamegear running tails adventure and a copy of code veronica just bcuz
>You JUST ate a deep dish style jew york pizza with chilli, peanut butter and jalapenos
>Your brap turns into a brownish green SHART
>Crowd smiles when they see you. Gymbro is clearly impressed with your rizz
>Some school kids form a line to shvoe their heads to your bodacious crack cocaine ass just for a chance to absorb your coolness
>So cool, shadow the fuckin hedgenog himself switches platforms from goycube to kinoedcast for a COOL audience
>End up nutting on a homeless goystation nigny fan trying to sell his shartlection to unsuspecting teens
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>>12371589
>Sticks
28xx. You don't need ape escape
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You don't need anything more than a RG35XX
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>>12370850
powerful enough to run all the retroshit i play
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What is the best 4:3 handheld?
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>>12371640
steam deck
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>>12371642
Retard
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>>12371651
:(
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>>12371640
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>>12371642
That is 16:10
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>>12371698
Close enough
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Which handheld is good for tate mode and can handle arcade/dreamcast/ps2
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>>12371709
rg cube
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>>12371709
>tate
It's okay on the One 35. The triggers are crap but there's few tate games where that matters. It's a bit small but it's serviceable.
>PS2
It's a little bit of a stretch on the One 35. Arcade ports should be fine but don't expect to play God of War on this thing.
I've been playing several tate Dreamcast games on this and they're all smooth.

There may be better options, but there aren't better options which are pocketable and ~$100.
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>>12371667
feel kinda stupid gettin my pocket air mini now that this thing is prolly gonna mog it
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TechDweeb... lost?
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>>12371612
i don't even play rape escape, i use the sticks as alternate inputs for when dpad precision isn't necessary aka all non-fighting games, the right stick allows me to play rpgs entirely one-handed and is also far better for tate arcade games than the magicx with its right dpad retardation, which is expecially retarded because tate arcade games are the ONE TIME when a stick is necessary over a dpad
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>>12371837
>analog stick = arcade stick
stop posting zoomshit
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>>12371607
nowhere near as good as the powchaddy urethra nuggetbaby pasta, but a C- for effort
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>>12371845
stop sucking my fat white cock
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>>12371640
477m
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>>12371847
your chode is dry and tiny, never touched by anyone but your own cheeto dust covered sausage fingers
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>>12371882
my fat beercan coco will literally rip your entire rectal cavity inntwo and you'll be bedridden in the hospital for at least six months, assuming you don't die of sepsis before you receive medical attention
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Performative arguing
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>>12371101
Good call, anon. One less stoner in the gene pool.
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>>12371891
Your tiny vienna sausage couldn't satisfy a microscopic insect
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>>12371905
performative virgin post
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>>12371920
no one has been able to take my cock in their ass eithout immediately tapping out, even uteruses get forcibly split wide open by the sheer girth of my dick, you have no idea, but you will, when i find you out on the street and then anally rape you
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>>12371938
your pecker has only been between your fat fingers porky
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>tate mode
Performative, just play landscape with borders like a man
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>>12371921
Who is he performing for if he’s posting anonymously so nobody knows who he is?
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>>12371969
You don’t know what that word means.
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>>12371872
Too heavy and warm
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Uhhhhh guys?
I have all these handhelds but I'm not still not happy?!?
What gives huh?
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>>12372181
Keep buying more, some day you will feel something
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>>12372181
You didn't get enough upvotes on reddit
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>>12372181
you've realized that tv is better than games
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>>12372181
Performative happiness
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>>12372273
you joke but this is basically every single post on sbcgaming. redditors with 20 handhelds who never use them beyond playing the first 15 minutes of pokemon lazarus or unbound.
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>>12372294
wtf is pokemon lazarus and unbound
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Which Saturn games work best on an RG35XX Pro?
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>>12372295
romhacks
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>>12372296
all of them
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>>12372298
yeah no shit, whats their draw? I always see lazarus name dropped here
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>>12372294
I remember a post which said something along the lines of "my EDCs" and then the redditor had 7 handhelds with some variant of pokemon title screen
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>>12372296
>saturn
>on cheap shit
get a thor
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>>12372321
Nah, too skint.
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Pocket S mini?
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https://www.instagram.com/reels/DT6yohliUJy/
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>>12372352
More like Pocket Shit mini!
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>>12372358
What a performative gamer
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anbernig bros, they're making fun of us again...
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>>12372363
Big deal.
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>>12372363
if they started putting oleds on their handhelds they'd be taken seriously.
imagine the 34xxsp but with an oled. It'd be perfect.
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>>12372318
EDC posts are 90% of the time just retards larping and instead wanting to show off all the pocketable stuff they own. Even on /g/ You would have a hard time finding legit ones
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>>12372294
I can't be the only one who wants to play his hh soo much it interferes with other stuff in life. I love retro gaems soo much bros.
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>>12372391
proud of those boys
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Fuck knows why it's turned into a game of show-off for these fags. I bought one device that can run every 2D console from Atari 2600 to GBA with the added bonus of PS1 and I'm happier than a pig in shit.
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>>12372402
niggas want ps2 gc and fullspeed n64 unc
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>>12372409
>unc
Ugh. Cunt.
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8gen 2 or G3 gen 2
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>>12370760
if its the best boy how come they are all sold out and i cant get one :(((((((
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Take a shot every time Russ says the word "couple"
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>>12371590
LEL

>>12371607
TOP FUKKEN KEK
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4I2gdXkZe8
the godfather of performative gaming uploaded a new video
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>>12371223
unhinged
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>non pro version is using T618
will the pro use T820?
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>>12372564
Kek the t618 was in the 405M
Like from 3 years ago
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i have nothing but hatred in my heart. my soul is dying.
whats a good handheld for me?
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>>12372568
Miyoo Flip Grey V1
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>>12372568
StimDick
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>>12372568
RG ARC-S
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>>12372564
>T618 in 2026
DoA
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>>12372564

Joey won

Rk3576 is in pro model then
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>>12372605
what is the performance on that like?
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>>12372612
performative performance fagging
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>>12372567
i remember when the 405m felt next gen cuz i could play some ps2 and gamecube barely.
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>>12372568
thor
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>>12372564
>"vita" device that can't even play PS2
why do they keep doing this?
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>>12372564
This is why I hate anbernic.
They make great clones and devices with great feeling controls and reasonable ergonomics then ruin them with underpowered chips and shitty """""LTPS""""" lcd's that are installed terribly.
They need to start using snapdragons and OLEDs
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>>12372564
>>12372634
>>12372645
Anbernig learned that people will eat their shit anyways so why even bother with good hardware. The same happened with the RG DS.

But it's fine, the community will come to the rescue :)
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>>12372645
the whole point of anbernig is that it's cheap chinkshit. add a decent chip and a premium display and you're competing with retroid, ayn, ayaneo
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I am performating
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I've got a cheap chinkheld and like it, the only thing that scares me is the also very cheap battery. Is it safe to charge one of these things while playing it? I charge it with a very basic 5v1a phone charger just to be safe.
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>>12372691
They make stuff that's more expensive than the retroids, so this doesn't make any sense.
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>>12372696
yeah and those are shit and pointless.
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A handheld with a mobile modem, a camera, no gaming buttons, with a large touchscreen, which runs andoid
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>>12372573
everyone in the comments is crying cuz mediatek instead of snapdragon
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>>12372691
they can have tiers, which they've already dabbled with.
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woman. may you send me pictures of thou 'i thy pajamas. i might not but agnize the sight of thy beauty :D
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>>12372568
this is the one time that thor is unironically the correct answer
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>>12372402
>Fuck knows why it's turned into a game of show-off for these fags.
becauae performativeness
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>>12372727
Good. Mediakek is ass
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>>12372808
only if you're emulating modern stuff which is irrelevant
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>>12372812
Its not
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>>12372568
A gameboy, a link cable, a multiplayer game and some friends
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>>12372568
MagicX Zero 40 + J2MELoader
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A handheld that only plays game.com games
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>>12372834
what game is that
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>>12372848
a web 1.0 Macromedia Flash videogame dedicated handheld
instead of emulators section you get newgrounds.com sections
and standalone websites
powered by Archive.net
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A vertical handheld with an x86 cpu
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>handheld gaming thread
>nothing but buzzwords, dick measuring and brand circlejerking
You useless bunch of cunts.
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>>12372858
vertislop is performative
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>>12372862
all that there was to buy was released by 2024. Everything past that is pointless
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>>12372849
F-1 Race
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>>12372869
neat, thanks
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>>12372862
Performative post
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>>12372865
Thor came out in 2025
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>>12372881
overpriced toy, not retro
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>>12372892
all video ngames are toys
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>switch from one chinkheld linux to another
>need to format the sd cart to a different file system and put all he roms in completely different directories
>it's slow as balls
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>>12372893
your're momma is toy saar
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>>12372894
android systems dont have this problem
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>>12372892
real performative
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>>12372564
>vita
>no back touch sensor
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>>12372881
performative
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>Pocket S Mini
Fuck, I want it even if it's overpriced. I have a Pocket S2 and it feels nice but I'd prefer a smaller version.
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I cant get wii games to work on dolphin. I've tried rvz and wbfs files. Gamecube works fine but idk wtf is up with wii.
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>Dolphin on Android doesn't have fastforward
What the fuck? if jankier PS2 emulators can why not Gamecube? This has ruined my day

>inb4 something something zoomer attention span
fuck you, I am not replaying Skies of Arcadia without being able to speed up battle animations at least some of the time
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>>12372974
Then play something better
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>>12372974
Don't make me tap the box.
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>>12372974
>playing trash you need to fast forward
play a real mans game. play rocky on gamecube and legends on ps2 when youre done
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>>12372994
performance
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>>12372994
you might even say it is the ultimate sega system
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What is the most aesthetic vertical and horizontal chinkheld.I like Brick for vertical but haven't yet found anything horizontal that looks striking.
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>>12373062
thor
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you're either performing or you're watching a performance, learn your place and sit down
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>>12373062
Odin 2 Portal is the best looking horizontal chinkheld because it has a amazing OLED screen that blows the 'eck out of the water
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>>12371845
*Chinkshit. That's how they think. Dpads sometimes dont even exist to them.
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>>12373107
this is true.
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>>12372618
Performative shilling.

>>12372727
Snapdragons WITH the modem would be too expensive for ayaneo. The fee's are ridiculous. The d9300 should be fine if they're not stupid enough to price it higher than the redmagics
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>>12372862
I kept saying. Dual shit literally drives people to insanity. That and powkiddy's sorta dormant, so you don't have anyone to combat that insanity.

>>12372892
The only retro chinkshit are famiclones and the dingoo
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My thor just wont ship wtf man
Am I really gonna wait 3 months for that bitch?
Waiting sucks mad chud dick
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>>12373118
itll be worth the wait bro. Just got my thor last week and its great.
email them to make sure they didnt overlook you somehow.
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>>12373109
Chinks solved that problem twice by using neogeo style click control sticks, but never again.
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>>12373118
Did you order before they closed batch-2? They are supposed to finish shipping them by next week, I think. Mine is already on the way.
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What is smallest handheld that plays emulators? Nothing like a Gameboy micro?
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>>12373121
I have no choice
>>12373129
I did, my mail says batch 2, I guess I'll be at the very end.
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>>12373130
I have an Ayaneo Pocket Micro, I think that's probably the smallest form factor and it looks like a gameboy micro
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>>12373130
28xx
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>>12372634
the ps vita doesn't play ps2 either.
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>>12372834
>IPS screen OG gameboy
spoiler that gore.
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>>12373228
I seriously hate seeing those mods. I even see ads on other websites for "HD LCD screens" for your gba sp
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what is a good and cheap chinkheld with HDMI out?
i've been eyeing the niggs xx since up to ps1 is fine by me. but i can't convince myself because i already have a brick and simply can't go back to 640x480 screens.
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>>12373234
34xxsp, its mini hdmi though
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>>12373227
It doesn't play vita either, so what the fuck are we doing here?
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>>12373241
>clamcell
>single speaker
at least is not 640x480, but 720x480 is not that much better. and the sticks don't belong in the gba sp form factor.
i rather grab a cubexx instead.
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I really wish this came in more colors, specifically silver. Actually, I wish more of these handhelds came in silver.
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>>12373252
Then why are you asking for recs? Just shop around yourself
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>>12373265
Almost got this over the thor. I made the right choice.
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>>12373293
>gets shit advice
>get called out for it
why are you giving advice if you don't know how to do it properly?
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>>12373130
rg nano
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>>12372994
the performative gaming system
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>>12373339
Playing n64 ports and gta ports on the dreamcast is extremely performative in 2026
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>>12373339
>No Zogda or shitted of war
>Leh performative
Kek-lmao! Kektendo/Soinyfags literal trample to the kinoiedcast
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Any RP4Pro owners here right now?
Thinking about getting one I know the screen is kind of a lottery
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>>12373361
Ohohoho, look at the little PC gamer with his little tower... Ohohohoho
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>>12373414
What
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Dear Anon in the last thread who wanted me to keep you updated on the problems with getting games to boot on my trimui

I fixed it by installing SpruceOS. For some reason that worked even tho stock and crossmix were both unusable no matter how many times I tried. Works nice now (except that save games got wiped after closing any game and I had to change some settings in retroarch to fix that, idk of that's a problem on stock too but it was easily fixed). Works good now and I can't complain about the actual performance tho the battery life is a bit short

For 100 dollars its not too bad once it actually works
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>download this stupid shit to hack money
>only fucking emulator it works on is ppsspp
>try to look up some information about how to use it
>nothing but gachashit cheating
Thought it would be as easy as cheat engine, but no. Anyone know how to use this shit?
>just use the emulator cheats bro
But I want to scam retroachievements bro
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I am Finnish, what handheld should I get?
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>>12373540
Powkiddy x28
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>>12373130
trimui model s or smart not pro.
go smaller than those and you'll get crap that doesn't even has enough pixels to display games properly.
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>>12373540
uhhh depends on what entices you the most about a handheld. performance? portability? ergonomics? battery life? these aren't details you have to sweat too much, though; if you have enough money, buy a steam deck. if you're a poor, look for a cheaper alternative
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>>12373556
>4,200
Lol? Those chinkeses over there have lost their fucking minds, holy shit.
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>>12373556
>4299
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>>12373556
Who needs fucking 128GB ram in a handheld?
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they will build my coffin out of glued together handhelds
that's if anyone finds me
what's the last game i should play
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>>12373565
redditors who need to add AI shaders on top of their raytracing mods for pokemon blue
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>>12373556
Sometimes I think AYANEO is trying to do a speedrun of bankruptcy.
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>>12373570
you should build it ahead of time, so that when you decide to kys you can hop in your chinkheld coffin put the helium exit bag on and be ready to go
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128 Gb of RAM for ps1 emulation
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>>12373570
Get the true ending in Valkyrie Profile
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>>12373570
undertale
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>>12373556
The fuck. This is twice+ as much as my laptop was.
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>>12373570
Pokemon Lazarus, don't go past the title screen so they know it's yours.
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>>12373556
128gb... finally a chinkheld capable of running portmaster without issues...
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>>>/g/108082942

Something about this thread makes a certain word come to mind
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>>12373613
And I thought this place was bad
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>>12373556
Considering ram prices this kinda makes sense
If the AI grift continues (it will for a while, the entire fucking economy of the USA depends on it), expect prices like this or companies using up ancient SOCs like 'nig is doing with their vita clone.
Basically we will probably never see a deal as good as the sub $300 steam deck ever again.
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>>12373565
If you are some insane chinese fuck that wants to run ai models on a handheld for some ungodly reason instead of using... literally fucking anything else for that
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>>12373625
>the entire fucking economy of the USA depends on it
doesn't help that the economy has been on a downward slope for a WHILE. having to rely on ai muckfuckery to keep the economy afloat is really sad in retrospect
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>>12373597
ram prices babeeeeyy
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>>12373570
modded super smash brothers ultimate that has sonic reimagined with battle moveset, shadow, knuckles, and sans on it. one last "fuck you" to sakurai before kicking the bucket would be a good way to go out
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>>12373635
ah yes but you see *i* am profiting from it so its OK. i will will about the economy when the darkness of the stock market fully erodes my soul
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>>12373580
they are certainly whipping up some bullshit, that's for sure. what is that "bullshit" exactly? I don't know, but they call it "NEXT II"; too little crack in the office is making the chinks antsy about profits I'm afraid
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i'm moving to china, fuck this stupid fucking clown nigger country, it's a sinking ship
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>>12373667
okay
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>>12373535
Expand the memory mapping settings to everything.
>>12373625
It’s petroleum still.
>>12373635
It’s been on a downward spiral for 20 years. They’ll pull some other scam to prop up the fake economy sooner or later.
>>12373661
China is worse unless you’re the son of a high-ranking CCP member or corporate bigwig. Same as here, you can argue, but don’t fall for the /pol/ memes. If you want to move somewhere, look into Seychelles.
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>>12373661
im sure Chinks will be very receptive to a american chud washing up on their shores
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Posted this earlier >>12372974

All is well, I discovered the MMJR2 fork of Dolphin has fast forward and lets you map it to a hotkey. Why such an essential emulation feature isn't in main is baffling but thank god for forks
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RG35XX Pro runs Saturn Bomberman pretty well. I'm enjoying myself with it.
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Every handheld should have a glass front. Switch 2? Glass front. Steam Deck? Glass front. All of them.
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A handheld made of only glass
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how do I add scanlines / crt filter on dolphin android?
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A handheld made of flesh
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>>12373729
they will if I have skills because I'm not a fat loser neet
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>>12373767
why can't literally any other company use the same shell but with a better screen and chip. no retrooyn product is this close to a real vita/psp except the discontinued odin2mini
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>>12373748
don't look up what element glass is made of
and DEFINITELY don't look up what element pcbs and chips are made of
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Don't look up Russ's Hades play-time
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>>12373809
>only 28 hours
he really only plays it for the videos huh
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i think im going to start an ssri
nothing can fix this, maybe the solution is to just be numb. just put my rotting soul out if its misery and be on autopilot until i die.
Which handheld should I order on amazon that would go well with Lexapro (tm)?
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>>12371582
The A30 at least has better buttons than the rg28xx.
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>>12373842
Ayaneo Next 2
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>>12372451
Take one every time he describes another piece of plastic as "premium feeling".
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>>12373842
ayn thor
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I broke the solder pads off two DS Lite motherboards.
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>>12373886
>>12373885
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>>12373886
listen champ, i'm gonna let you in on a little known secret
the ds sucked ass
the psp sucked even more ass
the ds has like 3 games max worth fucking playing, the psp has 0
the ds and the psp were the absolute death of non-pc videogames
simple as
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>>12373916
this but replace ds with 3ds and psp with vita
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>>12373773
There's really no reason to stick that closely to a Vita anymore, the average glass horizontal is better.
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>>12373934
the vita did at least have 1 genuinely good game, so it's better than the psp, but the 3ds has an abjectly worse library than the ds
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>>12373934
Hadn't PS3, Wii and 360 happened in advance I might have agreed.

>>12373993
Vitards are puzzling.
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>>12373483
thanks for the update!
I think I'm going to wait to see how the RG vita pans out before I choose between the two
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>>12373965
Every horizontal is too fucking fat to be pocketable because of fat nigger "ergonomic" bumps also fuck glass fronts
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>>12373993
Objectively is the word you’re looking for.
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>>12374048
RP5 is pocketable, or would have been if not for the sticks.
>also fuck glass fronts
Well yeah, but we're talking Vita here.
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>5.5 inch 1080p oled
>flat and rounded body, no humps
>dpad top, recessed sticks
>modernish snapdragon for ps2 and vita (optional)
>base model $200, pro $300
ughh
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>>12374079
also proper start/select placement, the chinks have gone insane why are the buttons at the very bottom of the device now
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>>12374094
Must be some engineering challenge because even fat ones like the Mangmi do it. Or it's just about saving 30 cents by mirroring the android buttons.
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>>12374123
it's lost technology now...
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>>12373916
>Ds sucked
This but gba. Literal shovelware shit that makes piece of shit wii look kino
>Psp
This but the zodiac.
>>12373993
>Vita
This but 3 good games
>3ds
Lies. It at least had 4 good games, but handhelds starting with the 6th gen were always ANALized by mobile phones. Hell, pc and consolefags to this day still beg for mobile ports. Ya can't beat em. It's why thr ngage was acutally a success but gbafags won't admit it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vcgQDb4r_o
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>>12374136
>Takes the x28's spot for best t618 device
bVASED zhou!
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>>12374136
those nails...
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>>12374136
>it's just a membrane d-pad
You're slipping, old man. At this rate I don't think he'll actually replicate the NGP stick.

>>12374139
Thing is, would they actually price this $100 when the DS was $90? I don't see it.
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>>12374123
I don't remember anybody complaining about Nintendo's bottom start/select placement.
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>>12373753
sand the glass
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>>12373754
a handheld made of foreskins and thumbnails
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>>12373809
Don't open Chewey's cum drawer.
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>>12374136
>>12374142
ewwww no! wtf!

why does he stuff his burger grease torso into Medium shirts to look llike a fat sausage?
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>>12374180
The only time anyone ever got vocally favorable about that layout was after they discovered it could get even worse.
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>>12374142
i'm gonna puke...
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Did GammaOS change the password? I have the one from the other week and it's not working for RG477V firmware. Someone posted it here in base64.
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>>12374342
new gammaOS password: niggerTITS!1
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>>12373556
I'll have fifteen, please! Eight for me and my seven wives, and another seven for the rest of my children.
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Thor bros
Did you get your email confirmation?
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>>12374352
Thanks anon, unzipping as we speak.
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>>12374342
Someone said each build has its own password, that was for 476H, no?
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>>12374370
Ah sheet, makes sense. I'm tempted to just debloat the Anbernigger OS, I've seen that Gamma is suffering a few bugs on the Dimensity chipset. Works great on the 476H though. Don't ask me why I bought this so soon after.
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>android
>you literally have to pay for a password to make the OS usable
absolutely grimmer than grim
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the grimdarkest
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>>12374394
The carry case they sent me absolutely stinks as well.
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A handheld that requires a monthly subscription to access and use
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>>12374394
>He thinks you actually need gammaslop to use his os.
Lol. Kek-lmao even at ur life. The only good gamma release was for 405m and magic x meme.
>>12374401
Portal? I dunno how it acutally works, but I'm pretty sure it's just an android tablet.
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>>12374342
>buy ambernig handhelds because they're cheap
>have to deal with weird hardware issues that you have to fix yourself with tape and wonky lcds
>makes clones of nintendo/sony devices that can't play the games their design is based off of
>have to pay monthly for a usable OS on top of that
literally undefendable
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>>12374406
Lmao it ain't that bad. It's easy to hate on Anbernig but they release some good chinkhelds.
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>>12374414
this is poorfag cope, their devices are decent at their best.
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>>12374418
>Poorfag cope when thier devices are sometimes more expensive than redditroid's
Lel. Retroondittors always looking to start shit with their broken shoulders
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>>12373127
>>12374174
I'll never forgive max for teasing people with this shitpost.
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>>12374436
lose weight
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>>12374394
performative doomposting
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>>12374406
>have to pay monthly for a usable OS on top of that
only a problem with lagdroid chinkhelds, which ALL lagdroid chinkhelds have to deal with, not just 'nig
linux reigns supreme yet again
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I just fucking shit my pants
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>>12374521
As expected of a Thor owner
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>>12374523
NOT expected at all of an Ayn owner
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Chewey just flew over my house, he was carrying two tied up boys with him
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>>12374513
>Retroondittor with literal sausages for fingers telling anyone to lose weight
Lol, mayonnaise, with a kek.

>>12374518
>Only a problem with [Lies]
You'll feel gud bout your 7th h700slop, my friend. Keep fighting the good fight.
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People act surprised that others find paying for an OS repulsive. They must eat lead for breakfast. Obviously I don't want to pay for my fucking OS?? Especially when all the good Linux distros are free.
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>>12374534
>You'll feel gud bout your 7th h700slop,
not our fault you cant afford a gaming laptop

retro hand helds do not need more
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>>12374523
Kek. Based. Canon.

>>12374532
Coal. Cringe. Not canon. We love Joey here. We hate techdweeb and russ here too.
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>>12374535
Except they aren't, h700s were left broken in patreon hell too.
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>>12374536
>Not my fault [H700slopper cope]
Sure thing max. Keep coping and ropin. The truth is h700 acutally sucks for retro copes. The 3326 was always all u needed if u h8 playstation and under.
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>>12374539
>We love Joey here.
You are aware this is not reddit? I think you got lost in your way to Discord, tranny.
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>>12374550
>First thing he thinks about is leddit
>Second thing on his mind is cuckshit
>3rd thang near his frontal lobe, is shitted fantasies
Average techdweeb and russtard everyone. They literally LIVE for shitted. Part of the fetish is bringing it up with zero context.
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Jewy lives rent free in this general heads
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>>12374539
canon gem
>>12374550
coal performative post
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>>12374570
go lick smegma pervert finger sucking weirdo
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>>12374582
>Calls me the pervert
>Uncalled for smegma fantasies
Anything ya eant to ufiu out of your chess anoun?
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I need something that is super pocketable and robust. Like oops I dropped it oh well robust. I don't want to worry about babying it in my pockets. Doesn't need to be powerful I mainly want GBA, SNES and maybe the odd PS1.
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>>12374590
rg35xxh
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>>12374590
28xx
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>>12374590
rg477v
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>>12374402
>magic x meme.
Pretty sure they abandoned development at this point lol
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>>12374590
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>>12374590
nokia phone. enjoy
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>>12374608
He didn't post the ackyn thor tho
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>>12374606
I love these for my phone, they work well for handhelds too? Nice. Any I should look for?
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>>12374590
Wrong Hobby
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vcgQDb4r_o
THEY FUCKED IT

MEMBRANE D-PAD
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>>12374642
yeah, it's the membrane dpad that's ruining it
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>>12374642
This dudes thumbnail to video transitions are extremely performative
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>>12374642
I was going to buy this even though I don't need it, even though they fucked the speaker placement, even though it's aping the worse PSV 1000 instead of the 2000, just because I like the Vita so much. I don't even care about the performance. but this is an insult. pass.
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>>12374642
Don't all Anbernic devices use membrane d-pads?
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Are stickers performative?
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>>12374642
>same chip as the rshitDS
>the dpad is the problem
lo
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>>12374668
Yeah but why make a vita copy without aping one of the vitas stand out features? Its dpad and face buttons.
Its not going to have an oled, not going to have its dpad or buttons, not going to have its speaker placement, not going to be able to play vita games.
I did not think they'd be able to top the flop that was the RG-DS but here we are.
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>>12374675
and they are going to take this as people not wanting Vita clones.
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>>12374675
vita emulation is worse than ps3 emulation to be fair but the issue is that anbernic is cheaping out and fucking this up on purpose so they can sell their anbernic vita477 which is 300 later
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>>12374693
Considering the fact that redditors voted against the new retroid 6 design I would say its accurate. People just want their Glass front phone slop with controls they really don't care about anything else.
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>>12374668
No, SP and DS are microswitches.

>>12374671
It's actually a little bit faster, as in you can run some low-end GC fullspeed and PS2 poorly rather than not at all. Fucking 22nm vs 8nm too.

>>12374693
Well, Anbernic were never going to be the ones to deliver that, Moorechip has the lead with the d-pad and the Odin 2 Mini.
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I've never had sex.
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>>12371729
Nice, been looking for a tate gookheld. And it runs Dreamcast? Fuck me.
Is playing with one hand possible on that thing?
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>>12374705
Careful, child... the Dilation Temple is home to many dangerous creatures...
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>>12374694
I remember trying to play Naughty Bear on my Steam Deck. How the fuck do you struggle with Naughty Bear on the PS3? Oh wait, both the rom and the PS3 emulator I used have been stated to have various performance issues. In the big twenty-twenty-fucking-six...
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>>12374697
that was my bad I didn't realize there were two mali 52s I thought it was the old one

I think my biggest issue with this is it's not worth 100 dollars which I assume will cost even more than that because it's got a better chip. You can get so much better in that budget
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>>12374671
if the DS had this chip no one would be shitting this hard on it and the price would make sense
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>>12374710
>You can get so much better in that budget
Such as?
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>>12374703
I've never had sex
with a boy who wanted it
so in a sense I am still emotionally virgin
unrequited by sausage penis fingers to penetrate me back
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I can already feel the satire RG Vita video from jewey...
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>>12374703
And I've never had a costo hotdog, nobody's perfect.
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>>12374716
mangmi
rp4
rp3+
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>>12374724
thats sacrilege dude
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>>12374719
Why are you so obsessed with him? You post about that dude so much in every thread.
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>>12374710
He reviewed the T618 version, the RK3576 will cost extra and perform about the same. If it's over $120 it's DOA, but then would Anbernic just waste money manufacturing two SKUs for a marginal price difference? This might have been a hit a year or so ago had it actually knocked out the X28 at $120 (RIP the poor bastards who fell for that one), as it is it's just fucked, the $150+ bracket skyrocketed in value since the RP3+ days.
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>>12374731
just ignore it if you want to improve its mental health. Feeding it will only make it worse.
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>>12374727
Mangmi is slightly weaker with a worse d-pad and the other 2 are nowhere close to 100
>buy used
No thanks, I don't like eating other's semen
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>>12374739
do not cum on ur 'helds
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>>12374749
How can I not when I'm playing Chip chan kick?
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>>12374775
>Chip chan kick
Uuuooooh ToT
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>put thor to sleep overnight with dolphin running
>pick it back up 13 hours later
>battery dropped 2%
>play a demanding gacha game for a while
>tab back over to dolphin
>its right back where i left it without a hitch
Thor Max is the greatest gaming purchase of my life
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>>12374832
I would never rely on android suspension to actually work.
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>>12374836
It does work if you've got plenty of ram, thats why I got the max.
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>>12374832
Woah... a demanding gacha game, so cool...!
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>>12374832
>demanding gacha game
name? so I know what variety of demanding this gacha game has
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Glass fronts make sense on phones because almost the entire front is a screen. It makes zero sense for gaming handhelds because those have a hard separation between screen and buttons. You don't want your gaming controller made of glass. It's actual madness.
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>>12374876
>You don't want your gaming controller made of glass
Don't give anbernic new ideas
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>>12374838
Not a matter solved by throwing RAM, android will do whatever it wants with inactive apps.

>>12374876
>You don't want your gaming controller made of glass. It's actual madness.
Boy, do I have a Sony patent to show you.
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does anyone else find the retroid pocket classic uncomfortable after 1+ hour playing?
am i going to have to get a grip for this, it cramps my hands
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>>12374895
im speaking from experience from using multiple devices with both low amounts and high amounts of ram so idk what to tell you. get a device with more ram or you can just hold onto your wrong belief.
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>>12374897
Yeah, but all I think it needs is this much extra space at the bottom
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>>12374897
nearly all these handhelds require grips unless you're a woman.
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>>12374907
that looks real nice, where'd you get it?
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>>12374907
>6 button
performative gamer vibes
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>>12374908
zillennials and their hamhand xbox grip are plague on handhelds
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>>12374917
What's performative about Capcom fighters?
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>>12374943
You can play them fine with a snes style layout, the golden standard still uses today, unless you're mentally impaired
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>>12374917
>Tendie/Soiny smegma licker can't into six button greatness
Lol. Kek-lmao even. I can smell this nigga's grease soaked fingers from the fucking screen

>>12374941
Lol, grips SAVED your favorite chinkshit.
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>>12374949
Nigger, no one plays fighting games on pad anymore. Only 33% of tournament players even did it. "Gold standard" my ass, you know nothing.
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>>12374949
>Y-You HAVE to use the inferior layout because some has been smash faggot desgined it
>Analized by even the 3 button genesis controller, twice as much with the 6 button version, and the duke.
Snesfags don't play games. Imagine my shock. They constantly shill a medicore controller as some holy grail when actual gaymers play retroshit with a 360 wired just fine
>>12374957
He's a pleb who gets raped in fightcade and blames it on segachads. In reality, it's probably br's eith regular ass keyboards
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>Lol. Kek-lmao even
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>>12374957
if tournament players is your argument then none of them even play on handhelds. Who the fuck plays competitively on chinkhelds?
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>>12374961
>They constantly shill a medicore controller as some holy grail when actual gaymers play retroshit with a 360 wired just fine
you literally proved me right you bumbling retard. What layout does the 360 pad use? same diamond 4 face buttons and shoulder buttons layout. thats the standard dumbass.
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>>12374965
>The snes shill resorts to shitposting like the posters he hates so much
>The snes has to grab his nuts trying to get away from his gayness
>The snes shill seethes over people not giving a shit about the gba. The shovelware and snes port machine
>The snes shill.... Is afraid.
>>12374972
>same diamond 4 face [lies]
Altered version of the duke. Keep getting shittee on.
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>>12374895
I've tabbed back in into PPSSPP on my phone with 8 GB of ram after 12 hours and it's still there. Don't know if it's something about android 13 and up, but it's pretty good at keeping apps open.
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>>12374953
I didn't need a grip for my Game Boy in 1990, and I don't need one for my Chink Boy today, Shrek.
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>>12374981
What is your chinkboy!? I have a shart36s! It gets the job done!
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>>12374990
A Thor.
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I put a grip on everything.
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>>12375015
Even your balls?
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>>12374990
Trimui Smart Pro. probably wont bother getting the TSPS, since I play mostly 3rd and 4th gen anyway
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I grip my dick
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>>12374876
>You don't want your gaming controller made of glass.
do give ambernig new ideas
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>>12374642
anyone who doesn't like membrane buttons is a subhuman nigger retard with aids
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>>12374601
no, while it is super pocketable the 35xxh is not robust
well, the screen isn't
maybe if you replace the stock screen with a more robust screen then it would be, i'll let you know if that's the case once i finally get around to replacing my 35h's screen
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>>12374521
as expected of jewy
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>>12374521
I spent Saturday night ghosting a girl that wanted to hang out to get drunk alone and emulate PMD games. I ended up pissing myself at some point before blacking out. I found my piss soaked boxers on the kitchen floor and woke up naked on my couch.
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>>12375071
ran out of breath already?
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RG vita is bigger and lacks curves
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>>12374965
Is that....!?
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>>12373886
why?
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>>12374906
It's not a RAM issue. It's an android and software issue.

t. my S24 randomly decides not to sleep properly.
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>>12375129
What's the one on the right?
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>>12375150
You can have software issues that cause stuff to close but RAM is definitely important and does come into play. You're far less likely to have something close if you have more RAM.
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>>12375184
lagdroid is just shit, anyone who uses it is a nigger to the highest degree, and it eats ram like jewy eats anything penis-shaped
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>>12375158
The original vita
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>>12375204
That's definitely not a Vita.
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>>12375209
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>>12375218
The Vita doesn't have triggers, nice try tardo.
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>>12375015
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>>12375158
retroid pocket 5
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>>12375194
>Anyone who uses it [Including me]
Niggerlover can't into clicky dpads AND he uses keksung. Can't make this shit up. Lol, miracle whip mayo, with a kek!
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Literally groan inducing performative posting here. 4chan needs id verification next to keep underage shitters out.
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At least half of this thread is one guy.
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>>12375270
The performative posters on this board are in their late thirdies shilling the thor.
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>>12375276
and me
It's just the two of us
we should kiss, let our handhelds touch
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>>12375280
>thirdies
18+ to post here bud
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>>12375289
t. thirdie
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>>12374910
ebay, it's a chin grip
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is retroid pocket classic okay? I hear the controls are too low on body and is painful? Some people say it can't run certain shaders? any truthpill in that?
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>>12375276
I used to post here a lot before the attention whore somehow decided this is the best place to be a milhouse. I was the purple odin 2 anon with the jpn 3ds with the transparent plates. It used to be fun to come here to share tips or get news about handhelds but now its just forced memes. I still lurk but have been checking less and less because the quality is suffering
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What's everyone's dream handheld? for me it's a ayn Thor but in reality it's made of cookies
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>>12375289
>Calls out spelling mistake
>Mispells blood
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>>12375303
>i left after i felt like i wasnt the center of attention anymore
bye bye performative bitch
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>>12375316
weird gaslighting faggot kill yourself
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>>12375316
>Performative thor shill false flag
GEG! Nursing homes really went down the shitter when they allowed wifi!
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>>12375316
>I got called out, let me make some stuff up to feel better
idc kill the general with your lameposting if you want but don't lie to yourself kek
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>>12375318
>>12375320
>>12375321
great performance
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>>12375324
here's your L
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>>12375324
>Oldass unc "I'm not butthurt shtick"
Kekaroo!
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anyone here excited about a potential ayn portal 3? or maybe even like a ayn Thor 2? I know I am
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>>12375335
Just get an RP6
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Granted I doubt a AYN Thor 2 would make sense since the current version is perfection according to most every reviewer and internet poster
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>>12375328
>>12375334
performative samefagging
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>>12375354
>l-leh samefag
Bruhs, the thornigger is upset. I smell jewy on him
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>>12375354
hahaha you are getting raped
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Is ayaneo actually bad as everyone says? everyone here said it was overblown so I go to buy from them, I get nothing after 2 weeks of my purchase email CS they tell me just handed to logistics company and then I get ups notification tracking is created but then the Chinese tracking site they sent me still has no update after 10 days
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>>12375335
>anyone here excited about next product?
no
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>>12375360
>>12375363
very poor samefagging performance
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>>12375403
Very assmad thor performance
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now that i finally got my handheld in the mail i dont need to be in this thread anymore.
have fun shitposting instead of playing games!
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>>12375417
It will arrive broken and glitchy.
You will be back by Friday.
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>>12375419
He said he got it already retard
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Why did they make a vita handheld when Vita emulation doesn't even fucking work on android properly yet.
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>>12375558
they did it specifically to piss off retards like you
hey would you look at that, it worked!
dumb nigger
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>>12375563
how many are you buying?
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>>12375604
none, retard.
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>>12375558
Because it's not for Vita emulation, it exists because Anbernic has seen faggots eat up all their handhelds that are specifically aping older popular official handhelds due to nostalgia.
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>>12375563
>>12375613
You can tell this retroonyn coomlector has buyer's remorse. Chad max zhou takes care of his shills.

>>12375632
That's all chinkhelds not from jxd and powkiddy.
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>>12375613
why does it piss you off so much? are you one of those retards you mentioned?
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What cfw do you use on the 34xxsp?
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>>12375302
>cant run certain shaders
Thats every chinkheld, really, except the beefy newest of the new (even then they struggle with some plus upscale etc). Shaders are a hog. It’ll run many of them fine, though.
>awkward controls
Kinda? It depends on your hands.
>is it ok
Best vertislop chinkheld out right now. It’s a sega machine, it depends on what you are wanting it for. Generally speaking, if you want a vertishit handheld then it’s one of the best (if not the best). Many of the other vertislops simply aren’t as powerful, have worse displays, lack a headphone jack, etc.
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>>12375720
I use knulli on my 34xx, I followed russ's guide for it and really like it

my only issue though is I didn't install portmaster on installation and now I can't unless I reinstall knulli, which is my fault, but just heads up if you're planning on using it
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>>12375558
Same reason why Ayn released a vita handheld then took it out back and shot it a few months later.
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>>12374642
>the d-pad is very good but it doesn't look like the vita d-pad so it's bad
why didn't he complain about the sticks not being or feeling the same too? the vita d-pad isn't even that good
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>try Switch Pro controller
>buttons are super soft but also snappy despite being membrane

If this is possible what is the point of microswitches? Why don't everyone use these kind of buttons?
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>>12375758
Chinks change their dpad formulas every five seconds. I know exactly what you described since the rgplus had the same type of face buttons and dpad.
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What is this obsession with buttons being membrane? Controllers were always membrane and no one complained.
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Getting a head start on organizing my folders for when I start adding games. What's missing? Also how should I sort my Arcade folder?
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>>12375769
Names is red are subfolders, this felt like the cleanest way to present it in one screenshot
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>>12375772
What system will you be running these on?
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>>12375726
I'll give that a go and thanks for the warning
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>>12375776
My PC and probably a higher end handheld with a SD 8 Gen 2 or around there in performance. The Thor has really caught my eye as of late purely for the DS/3DS/Wii U potential
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>>12375750
Because the sticks were improved over the originals, the d-pad isn't.

>>12375765
3rd party controller manufacturers (the phone boomerang crap included) are pushing for microswitch enshifitication as a premium deal.

>>12375769
We need to know which e-waste you're getting first. Usually frontends tend to split more prominent (often just CPS) arcade boards, otherwise they all go under fbneo because it's performant and has sane default binds.
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>>12375793
My PC and probably the Thor. It'll be my first handheld purchase but I love the form factor and I intend to get the grip just incase I have any issues with holding it for a long time
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>>12375804
Well, good luck. I think all frontends let you rename the paths so it becomes a matter of preference, but I don't think they all support subfolders. You can practice with ES-DE on PC, it's nearly the same as the android version (and you don't have to pirate yet).
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so many people are getting CHINKED by ayn and ayaneo lately
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>>12375720
Knulli set to powersave because otherwise it drains the battery like a motherfucker
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>>12375835
Do you mean both the power mode and battery mode in game settings?
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>>12375842
Power mode in the main menu. Turns out EmulationStation is actually a power hungry bitch unless you throttle it a bit.
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>cart-only
>240p screen
>weirdass shoulder buttons
Are these things just for collectionfags? Isn’t it still emulation, just corpo-approved?
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>>12375973
yes and yes
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>tfw no Portmaster version of GTA2
The PS1 version is doing the job for now, but it just isn't as good. The DC version is a mess thanks to that radio glitch.
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i wonder what kind of effect the lexapro will have on my desire to play games. Will I use my handhelds less or more?
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>>12376090
varies person to person
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>>12375973
Yes to all of it. Not gonna lie, the Taito one is pretty tempting but it's completely pointless
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>>12375302
>I hear the controls are too low on body and is painful?
I think it's comfortable to use.
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>>12375725
>It’s a sega machine
How many non-fighting games even use the extra buttons on genesis/saturn?
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>>12375761
Now why the fuck couldn’t they use the same ones for RG35XXH?
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>>12376145
because the 35xxh's buttons and dpad are perfection
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>>12375379
I'm wondering this myself. Was thinking of getting the Konkr, but there's no point if I can't even get the thing within the year. I know Ayaneo supposedly made some promises about improving, seems like that might be bullshit.
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>>12375834
ssrves them right
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>>12376156
I've got the 35XX Pro and they really are perfection. I'm hesitant to upgrade further down the line because they're that good.
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>>12375765
>Controllers were always membran
not for zoomers, their buttons (gba sp, dslite) were always microswitches, so now you know why
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>>12375758
>If this is possible what is the point of microswitches?
to be annoyingly loud and stiff
>Why don't everyone use these kind of buttons?
because zoomers are subhuman niggers, or in cases where there isn't enough space for membranes
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>>12376156
Nah, the face buttons are okay but the dpad sucks major ass
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>>12375657
>why does it piss you off so much?
because it doesn't, you illiterate ESL nigger retard
>are you one of those retards you mentioned?
no, but you are.
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>>12376164
Those are domeswitches. Microswitches are that vile crap found on cheap chinkhelds' shoulder buttons and start and select.
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>>12376172
Nigger I'm using one right now and that shit absolutely is perfection. I've been pulling off shit in Third Strike, Alpha 3 and KOF98 that I can't do with a good chunk of handhelds.
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>>12376172
nope, it's literally the best dpad on the market today, seethe and cope
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>>12376179
he doesn't play fighting games, so he doesn't know how goddamn good the dpad is, he's retrodadruss, all he does is flail about like a retard in the first level of contra and then call it a "false diagonal" when it's actually a true diagonal and he's just a retard with retarded motor skills and doesn't realize that when you're fucking pressing the pad diagonally then the thing is SUPPOSED to register a diagonal
he had aids from sucking off nigger cocks on navy ships, don't mind him
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>>12376187
ur face is a false diagonal
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>>12376187
Hell, fighting games or not, it doesn't take much to realise how good it is compared to other dpads. And this is coming from someone that's picky as fuck with this stuff.
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>>12376179
>>12376181
It’s stiff as fuck and too tall for no goddamn reason, I wouldn’t even think to use it for fighting games. I don’t know about false diagonals but the damn thing just feels uncomfortable
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>>12376204
it's literally the opposite of stiff and its height is perfect, sorry that you have weak soft girly homo fingers, probably because you chew on them constantly so they're always sore, maybe you should get some help with your oral phallic obsessive compulsive disorder
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>>12376204
How fucking small and weak are your hands?
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Should I get the 35xxh or a cube for retro games
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>>12376237
get a cube, because all 35xxhs belong to me
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What do you think the price of the rg Vita will be?
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>People actually believed they would change
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The 35xx d-pad is stiff, but so are its other buttons. It's fine for short play sessions but becomes bothersome as they drag on. It's not that big of a deal, but it would have been better with soft membranes. The technology exists so there's no reason not to use it.
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>Retroid Pocket 6 Starter Guide
Why does he keep making these fucking guides? The setup process is the same for every single android handheld
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>>12376460
I found my answer 10 seconds in
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>>12376460
search engine optimization
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>>12376471
Kek
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>>12376460
>2 fucking hours long
lagdroid, not even once
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>>12376483
still not as long as muOS's forced credits
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Bros
I don't think my thor will ship before cny
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>>12376174
you sound pretty mad, why is that?
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>>12376471
>grab your favorite snack (goyim infant foreskins) and drink (aryan blood)
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>>12376535
you sound pretty ESL niggeretarded, guess why that is?
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>>12376530
Most companies stopped shipping yesterday and today so I wouldn't count on it
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>>12376490
>muOS's forced credits
i'm still mad
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>>12376530
ToT
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>>12376552
I hope you're just shitposting. I have a package that was about the leave China...
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Anyone got the pass for RG477V GammaOS?
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What's the best METAL handheld
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>>12376596
don't believe anon's lies.
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>>12376597
sure, check dms ;)
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>>12376597
yeah its &!b(!U%$y*!A@&$#Th^&#30o#5$R
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>6gb download necessary to check a shitposted password for validity
devilish
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I think what bothers me most about android emulation is so much of it is trying to extract money from people. Just totally antithetical to what emulation should be.
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>>12376674
name your examples
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>>12376674
The basis of a capitalist economy is gaining money in exchange for providing services. Creating emulators is a service.
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>>12376691
And that sucks and you can eat my booty hole
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>>12376674
they're all available for free though and anything worth a shit is in retroarch, which is free. Why you cappin for?
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>>12376702
the standalone .emu emulators are pretty good too and free on his github
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>>12376674
You mean the super 3 emulator?
I wouldn't mind paying for that one, I think all of the others are free.
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>>12376674
Why is emulation antithetical to making money?
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>poorfag crying about a fee
same old story
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>>12376727
I paid a fee to shit in your mouth and you didn't complain
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>>12376695
Why aren't you living in Cuba, commie?
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>>12376732
>this is what poorfags dream about spending their money on
no wonder they're poor. very low iq people.
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>>12376739
Eat my bootyhole more little bitch, mmm feels good
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I'm back on the market, should I just get a steam deck? Have any other handhelds caught up to/gotten better for a similar price point?
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>>12376790
depends on what you're after, for emulation the rp6 is almost as good and half the price with a nicer screen
for pc goymes x86 is still preferred but you could cope with goyhub
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>my Thor tracking stopped updating almost a week ago when it reached chink customs
Performative tracking
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>>12376794
It'll be an emulation device, most intensive consoles being PS2/GC/3DS. I'd also like to be able to dock it/connect it to a tv on occasion.
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>>12376812
https://retrocatalog.com/retro-handhelds/retroid-pocket-6
this should be fine then
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>>12376237
The cube has a really good 720x720 screen, and imo is much more ergonomic.
But the more important question for you is whether you want a normal dpad(35xxh) or a sega dpad(cube)
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>>12376740
You're the one that ate it dude
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>>12375720
MuOS.
It is glorious.
Loads faster than Gnulli and has way more customisation.
If you dont care for customisation nor skins, nor extras just get MinUI and follow this guide:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2rMB5z9dQw
Fren Russ shows one particular Hand Held, but MinUS works with many different handhelds, the guide is the same for all.

This MinOS is SIMPLICITY made OS.
If you are all about fast booting, and going straight for one of your few games in queue to actually be played.

For having a Retro Catalogue with previews and custom Skins I do recommend MuOS wholeheartedly.
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>>12376790
thor
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>>12376538
Kindly stop talking about Joey in such antiseptic way saar. It is a needfully because I work here. Praise is real, saar.
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>>12376460
No, but I don't know if he brings up OdinTools and the other Odin app.

>>12376790
Yes, no, only real improvement to UMPCs are better screens and jamming more battery in. Gamehub/winlator/etc are not substitutes at all.
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>>12376850
if you have a magicx zero 40 you should try the dedicatedOS he did for that
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>>12376887
he is a poorfag spic that buys one handheld a year, I believe he has a 34xxsp and his much shilled 280v aka Ice Cream Sandwich
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>>12376909
tripfags are so cringey
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>>12376909
>>12376914
seethe, 280v chads rule this general
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>>12376809
You got fucked by the customs RNG, mine went though China in 2 days.
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>>12376917
put your trip on retard, no one else talks about the 280v
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>>12376946
I just talked about it, cum smoker
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>>12376946
Wrong again, go play with your StimDick like the nervous boy you are.
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>>12376950
>>12376953
not fooling anyone m8
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>>12376956
so hard being you
get help buddy
hope you get better
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>>12376960
couldn't be assed to pull out your phone this time, huh?
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I was looking for DS games to play to justify getting a Thor and there's only like 20 good games, and I've already emulated half of them elsewhere...
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>>12377084
Have you tried 3ds games?
There's also wii u games that work with 2 displays you could try.
What about pc?
Are there pc games that have dual display support?
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>>12377084
Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor I & II are great. There are upgraded versions for 3DS as well. JRPG, tho. Dunno whether you like those.
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>durr da only reason ta use a door is for dual screen gayms why ekse would i use it foor
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>>12377105
> Muh subway surfers speedruns compilation video while I play "Final Fantasy III - My Little Pony Edition"
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>>12377096
This image is haunting
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>>12376809
>ordering from chinkland
this is why i order from 'nig's u.s. warehouse, no customs bullshit to deal with, chinkland or otherwise
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>>12377090
Not that guy, but is Wii U emulation decent on the Thor? Seemed like it wasn't all there yet, but was another reason I might want to get one.
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>>12376674
>lagdroid emulation
cringe
>>
people who worry about their handhelds being compact and pocketable don’t actually play them in reality
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>>12377128
wheres the data to back this up
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>>12377128
Wrong, I bring mine to family dinner out.
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>>12377128
well I guess a faggot like you with a dedicated thor purse doesn't mind xboxhueg "handhelds"
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new thread
>>12377137
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>>12377128
Typical Small Dick Cope.

I bet you got a StimDick only to over compensate.
Driving a FORD Pickup 1500, owns a 1KG revolver, and a StimDick.
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>>12377141
You're lucky this is a blue board and I can't show you my BDC (big deck cock). SLUT.
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>>12377124
It's what they say, but I'll try it out myself, when mine gets here.
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>>12377150
That is what she said
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>>12377141
>Sharing his sph fetish
Is this how anbernig and retroon chinklits cope?
>>12377185
>Interracial fat lady fantasies
I'm seeing a pattern
>>
having gay little identities for people who own different products just shows you have a low iq third world mindset of objects defining you
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>>12377610
performative holier than thou posting
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>>12375973
Yes. They're for people who find pirating immoral and emulation evil. They want to have a "legal" way of buying stuff from the companies even if the legal way is objectively inferior in every single way to the alternative since these things are always even more barebones than emulation handhelds and lack tons of features they provide. Go look at how expensive the Evercade cartridges are. $30 for one rom. One. Of a 40+ year old game. You also can't play romhacks, translation patches, prototypes, unreleased betas, none of it.

I understand wanting to try to keep it on the up and up, but when things like NSO, modern PS systems being able to play PS1/PS2/PSP games, and the Evercade are just objectively worse than emulation what is the point? Their sole benefit to society is they force prices to go lower on the games on them since massive amounts of demand from normalfags is lost.



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