The best retro games are the ones where you play as a cute boy.
I prefer Joust and not because I want to fuck ostriches thank you very much.
>>12377608>not because I want to fuck ostrichesHmmm
>>12377608Of course not, there's nothing wrong or sexual about wanting to shove your lance hilt-deep down an Ostrich's ribbed, convulsing throat.
>>12377934>>>/d/ is that way
>>12377601Why won't Nintendo let me play as Ganondorf? I want to be a 7 foot gigachad, not a little sissy female boy.