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Brick'd Edition

Screen Utility - https://shauninman.com/utils/screens/
Handheld Comparison - https://retrocatalog.com/
Google chart - https://tinyurl com (slash) AllHandhelds
has anyone asked my question before? - https://4search.neocities.org/vr
Compare handheld sizes - https://retrosizer.com/
Handy Handheld info - https://handhelds.wiki

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>>12382996
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Don't be a performative gamer.
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Russ told me the miyoo mini is one of his favorite handhelds so I bought one. What did I think of it?
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>>12388403
I'd be more interested if it weren't so comically thick.
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Speaking of Brick, NextUI has RetroAchivements and rewind now.
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>>12388408
>RetroAchivements
Consider suicide
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>>12388408
I won't be satisfied until they add auto save states.
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>>12388408
>RetroAchivements
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>>12388393
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>>12388403
>What did I think of it?
You liked ass-fit of the small clamshell design
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>>12388393
Performative Is The New "Circumcision"
Right Sisters!?
We are with you Joey, please come back!
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I've finished scraping my games. I can finally stop performing and load up some Pokemon Crystal
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If you're deadset on handheld emulation of demanding consoles please don't throw away a fuckton of money on an expensive chinese device of dubious quality that will be outdated in a year and instead just invest on an infinitely more reliable and trustworthy steamdeck for all your high end needs.
Buy a smaller sub $100 device(that won't break the bank and it's no biggie if it craps out at some point or you eventually crave consooming something newer) and stick to Playstation and under. You'll be happier for it and your wallet will thank you so very much.
Trust me, this is the way to do it.
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>>12388403
Well well well...I'm glad you ask!
It's the best handheld ever, ackchually!
Honestly i can't believer you asked.
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Fuck me, what a bunch of fuckin losers in this thread LMFAO
I'm going to play some Ápe Escapé while you rot in this place.
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>>12388496
Did youtube banned you?
How much more free time do you have now that you can waste your time playing games in between making youtube videos, being performative here, and chasing shemales?
We know it is you Joey. Plagiarising is bad, mKay?
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What is up with these Performances by people pretending to like something just to be "hip", to be "in"... Am I wrong tho? You enter a Mall, and Airport, and first thing that strikes you as out of place is an Adult Autist Man dressed like a 17yo Brazilian fiddling with some Chinese Device?
I mean.. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE, AM I RIGHT!?

WAAAAANGDOOONG!
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>>12388409
Seriously though retroachivements are the "good boy" treats every girlfriend's husband needs
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>>12388507
Look TechDweeb...i will be the one to tell you.
Your voice sounds like you've had this done to you every single day
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Just sold my original GBA SP and Pokemon Emerald for a total of €260

What Chinaheld should I buy to fill the void?
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I really need that Trimui clamshell
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If you're reading this post, don't do it. I know you're thinking about getting another one but it's not worth it. Stop and get help.
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>>12388625
t. Jewey as soon as Youtube bans him for 3 days.

If only males were not as performative as they are nowadays. Cant handle a single set back, or unexpected turn of events because they drop their whole personality in a blink of an eye.
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I want to play StarCraft(PC not 64) on an handheld. Which handheld would be best for this?
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>>12388646
Deck, Ally, or Go
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What's even the point of non-clam verticals besides nostalgia? It's impossible to argue the ergonomics are in any way better
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>>12388676
Not fucking snapping at the hinge
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>>12388676
Size, you can make a small vert more compact than a horizontal with the same screen size. But I agree that verts are generally worse. All I want is a horizontal Brick.
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>>12388693
Horizontals don't snap
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>>12388693
>he can't snap a brick gameboy in half
Weak
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>>12388701
you are weak then
git gud loser
weak fag
ewww
2beu
thnx
no
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Just trying out tv out on the thor right now. Definitely need a ps4 or ps5 controller because without a touchpad you cant bring up the android menu to exit stuff but otherwise this is great. Having an option for charging separation is what makes it excellent because i eont have to worry about my battery getting ruined. Its a true portable console. Literally a switch killer.
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>>12388403
Miyoo mini, more like mini reliability!
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False diagonals don´t snap.
Unless you are a sore performative loser.
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Am I missing any important consoles? Names in Red are sub-folders.
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>>12388625
Thank you for this, anon. I needed to tell myself I have enough handhelds. I'm thinking of buying a MiSTer instead.
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>>12388765
Stop buying more hardware and just play the fucking games already.
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>>12388403
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Is Ape Escape THE /hhg/ game or is it just one retarded autist replaying the same game over and over on several chinkhelds for no good reason? I say "no good reason" because the game is just ok yet it seems to be the game that gets posted the most in these threads, like GBC pokemon in reddit's chinkheld threads.
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>>12388701
Let me just break my neck so I can take a gander at the spot right between and under my hands
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>>12388789
>starts with A
>is a dual stick game
I can see Ape Escape being a common "is my chinkheld working?" game
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>>12388713
>cant bring up the android menu to exit stuff
Huh?
>button combos to exit RA or bring up Nether and Dolphin menus to exit games
Feels good not to be a retard.
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>>12388789
It's the best 3D PS1 platformer
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>>12388756
What you're missing is actually playing games since all you've done is collect a bunch of shit you won't play most of.
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>>12388809
there's nothing in 80% of these folders. I just wanted to get ahead of the curve and start a folder structure for organizational purposes first
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Just.......use your phone? They even have shit like gamesir or mcon if you need buttons that badly and desperately want to carry around more cheap plastic.
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>>12388812
And you needed our blessing for that? Nigger, just think of games you want to play and grab those, then grab more if you think of any others. Better yet, go back to buyfagging since you are clearly unable to think for yourself.
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>>12388783
New versions have fixed those issues chud. Also I bet half the cases of this happening online are psyops ruining it on purpose the "issue" is way overblown
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>>12388813
My phone is for browsing twitter and reddit and I'm not buying a bluetooth controller to burn through my phone battery
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It's afraid.
>>12388820
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PLAY GAMES! PLAY SOME FUCKING GAMES, PLEASE.

Hardwaretism is literally a brain disease
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>>12388813
>Just.......use your phone?
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>>12388816
you are the blackest shitskin nigger monkey I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with. All I asked was "Hey here's what I have set up so far, WHAT CONSOLES COULD I BE MISSING FROM THIS LIST OF SUBFOLDERS I HAVE SET UP?" I genuinely hope you choke in your sleep tonight you obese gorilla
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>>12388646
Why can't that pic be real? I wanna buy that console!
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>>12388789
Alright. I got super offended by this post so let me be clear.
The way we perceive games is through:
1. Eyes
2. Ears
3.Touch
So visuals, sound design and controls.
Ape escape has that low poly ps1 perfect nostalgia graphics, an OST that beats anything you've ever heard in any game EVER and controls that remind of SM64 in terms of "snappyness".
Of course in order to appreciate the OST you have to turn the volume up which is something a lot of you zoomfags don't do because you are probably listening to asmongoloid in the background.
If you don't belive me i hope someone posts their fav Ape Escape song so you know I'm not lying.
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>>12388756
wonderswan, pico 8? unless they're there and I've missed it, but not sure those 2 would really be considered important
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>>12388850
Oh and btw. It's Ape Escape (Us).
If you're one of those retards who played the eu version then Spike has the gayest voice ever and you've probably been producing more estrogen than the average us version enjoyer.
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>>12388802
>implying i only use my device for emus
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>>12388838
What am I supposed to be mad at here?
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>>12388867
Finally someone based has entered this thread.
Ape escape is literally the best 3d platformer of its generation. Yes it's better than matio 64.
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>>12388845
>WHAT CONSOLES COULD I BE MISSING FROM THIS LIST OF SUBFOLDERS I HAVE SET UP?
A question that answers itself if you just look up games you want or games from genres you like or think you might be interested in. In case you couldn't tell, this is why I called you a nigger who can't think for himself since you were acting like one and as I can see in this reply you've made, you have decided to continue acting like a nigger.
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>mario
>mario bros
>matio pros
>mating press
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>>12388850
>I like it so it's good
Thanks.
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>>12388890
>What am I supposed to be mad at here?
not living in the first world, lol
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>>12388474
Redpilled take. I'm never spending over $100 on one of these things. It's a novelty, something to have a quick bit of retro fun from time to time. If I'm out the house or on a trip I'm not gonna be playing shadow of the colossus just some quick oldschool arcadey slop. If I'm inside and I wanna play pokemon or castlevania in bed any piece of junk handheld will do. If I'm at home and I wanna play shadow of the colossus or any other kind of "serious gaming", be it on the couch or at the desk I'm gonna emulate it on PC with a controller, there's no reason I need a handheld for that.
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>>12388910
>Thanks
You're welcome.
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>>12388474
Shut the fuck up. The steam deck is not a great experience at all for emulation.
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>>12388914
How is $200 breaking the bank for a novelty item? Are you guys poor or something?
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>>12388920
Yes and we're tired of pretendong.
Guang.
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>>12388890
>What am I supposed to be mad at here?
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>>12388920
t. Autismbux neet that lives at home
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>>12388859
thanks anon, I'll look into it more :)
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>>12388838
You can fix this with either widescreen patches/mods or RetroArch cores like Genesis Plus GX Wide, or just using shaders that add borders, especially ones that sort of "extend" the gameplay like bigblur.glslp.
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>>12388947
>You can fix this
Woooooo!
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>>12388942
how pathetic are you that you're poorer than an autismbux neet?
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>>12388920
Sister, please.

>>12388925
Some people lead a wholly aspirational, performative life Anon, they have no idea Whang is going Dong.
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>>12388783
that's a feature
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>>12388947
Do you also fix your wide ass wife by focusing more in the core of her personality or just using huge dresses that add depth, especially ones that sort of "extend" her appearance like bigwandong?
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>>12389038
to be fair BigBlurAnon is south american I believe, so a big booty latina might be his ideal
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I got a Retroid Pocket 4 Pro with the dock for 175 as my first handheld how bad did I fuck up bros.
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>>12389060
check the screen, it might or might not have a tint, apparently its a lottery. apart from that its fine, not a bad choice for an everything device
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>>12388914
This is the way
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rg 35xxh or trimui smart pro (non-S)?
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>>12388474
>>12388914
This is terrible advice given the $200 bracket has been improving in spades while the <$100 bracket stagnated and is on a downward spiral, basically worthless outside dedicated clones i.e. 34xx. You'll just buy something shitty, grow frustrated with not being able to run anything, and buy again. No one in the history of this shitty hobby has ever settled for a 35xxH.

That and sub $100 chinkhelds are inherently more prone to croak early anyway.
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>>12388813
Behold, a handheld
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>>12389096
rg 40xx h
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>>12389060
I'd still be rocking mine if Flip 2 didn't come out. Easily my favorite horizontal.
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>>12389104
>RP2S becomes the savior of $100 chinkhelds
>its planet needs it so it leaves and $150+ devices have to pick up the slack
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>>12389081
most of the times android "screen tint" is because of the material you theme
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>>12388520
Notice that this is the only time there hasn't been a post after this for like 50 minutes.
KEK
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>>12389174
What's he playing?
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>>12389175
Mina the Hollower
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>>12389175
Neko-neko Onii-chan Gambatte Oppai Ikku Nana Pantsu Kawai Tokyo Boyriend Don't Break My Heart! 2
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>>12388947
>>12388949
https://github.com/Waterdish/zelda3-android you can fix it for link to the past specifically, but you need source ports for 2d widescreen "hacks" not to be super jank
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>>12389096
As someone who owns a RG35XX-H and has used the TSP for a few hours, the TSP, easily. Even if the TSP feels much cheaper it at least feels like a Vita mixed with a PSP with solid buttons all around while the RG35XX-H has a stupidly hard d-pad, ergonomics so bad I had to 3D print a grip and even then I still get cramps, and it's just too small if you actually want to play PS1 even though PS1 games look amazing on that screen.
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Still waiting for something to surpass the 406h
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>>12389536
If they made one with the 477m specs and an oled screen and proper start/ select button placement there would be literally no reason to ever buy anything else
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>performative gaming isn't real, that's just a me--
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>>12389578
it's reddit, the fuck did you expect?
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>>12389578
someone should start commenting performative under every post like this
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>>12389578
The french press gave me cancer.
Next thing Jewey will post one of his child lures next to a bowl of fried foreskins.
I swear these lifestyle bloggers from Reddit are destroying the hobby.
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>after some research and back and forth, decide to buy RG35XX plus
>only gay color available, everything else is the normal one or the "new" version
>ok fine I'll get a Brick
>no official "store" on Ali, no idea if I will get ripped off or what
>also more expensive, might as well get a fucking retroid or something, even though I want a comfy gameboy-like handheld

What the fuck is this hell
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>>12389779
>no idea if I will get ripped off or what
Ampown is fine.
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>>12389776
shut up faggot
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>>12389807
Sorry Jewey.
You should use these banned youtube days to touch grass, instead of loitering 4chan with your mangled finger written slop.
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>>12389779
Aliexpress is as reliable as Amazon at this point dude. Be warned tho, once you start you wont be able to stop.

When you realize those smaller sellers with great discounts are for real, and newer stores need better deals to draw people is their incentive, they want to be big and legit, it is a business model than scamming one person and having to start all over again, Aliexpress are not stupid they will detect you trying to get multiple New Customer Discounts and they will detect scammers as well, they are not in the business of losing customers in China. They give Capital Punishment to corrupt billionaires there, we give full immunity to Epstein Clients and Co-conspirators, we give Political Positions to the most crooked business men in America.

Aliexpress is the best.
For example I needed to connect a wii to a PC CRT, so I needed a Component to VGA converter, I needed a female 3.5mm to female RCA converter, bot I got from Aliexpress for 8 bucks both including taxes, shipping was free because I also ordered Bunny IEMs which were 30 bucks with shipping and sound as good as 100USD IEMs bought in America.

It get addictive, good thing is they do not have premium novelties like American stores have, so it is not as FOMO in that regard, but they do have everything at best prices possible.

The only purchase I have made directly from an official store was from Anbernic getting RG34XXSP, but all the other purchases have been from competing smaller stores, even with tons of numbers on their names... because they have months running and thousands of fulfilled sells with 4stars, that is kosher even if they have a bunch of numbers.
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>>12389578
Good Lord.
The French Press is one supreme level of Hispterdom, but the synthetic plant... that damned Synthetic Plant.

Nothing screams POSER worst than a synthetic plant. Is it really that hard to grow a plant in a pot next to a window? You literally must do NOTHING except killing it. It is cheaper to just grow your own plants, it shows dedication maturity, attention to detail, consistency.

You think a retard poser who drinks french press coffee and uses fake plants as props is capable of finishing an RPG?

A guy that gets filtered by watering a plant once per week will have the consistency to finish full retro games?

Nah...dont think so

Synthetic things are poser shit, like Synthetic Man is more of a Poser Republican Grifter "Conservative" than the actual Gamer Geek Loser he actually is. But he insist on using Synthetic and forcing the Political Prophet for Kids meme instead on focusing on the reality of his gaming abilities without politics.

Synthetic shit is the worst.
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>>12389817
no one cares faggot
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>>12389870
I know no one cares, but that is no reason to ruin your day, nor your dreams Jewey. Your value as a human being does not come from your failed youtube persona, your horrible toys channel.

No one cares for your ban, but God Loves You regardless.

Go out kido, make some friends.
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>>12389879
No one cares fag
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>>12389865
> Fake Plastic Plants are Performative
> Fake "Conservative Political Pundit" Synthetic Persona is Performative (and cringe as fuck)
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went to SBCGaming to pull more performative slop and found this instead (front page, on top)

dayuuuum looking "good" boy....
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>>12389779
>no official "store" on Ali, no idea if I will get ripped off or what
In my experience, look for stores that have a silver or gold medal near the game of the store. Those are usually legit.
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Win max or win mini? I'm waiting for the next refresh, but I can't decide between the two. Obviously, the mini is much more of a dedicated handheld, but a small handheld(ish) laptop also sounds good.
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>>12389943
max. I have a 6800u max 2 since it launched, still works great.
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>>12389578
its funny to think about this performative faggot spending a half hour setting this up and retaking shots until he got it "just right" for reddit.
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>>12389578
It's always the title screen kek
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>>12389973
the green pro is sex
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>>12389979
I love purple as a rule.
But the Teal one is on point, indeed.
The lighter buttons on the Pro versions look superb.

I think the teal one would be my first teal hand held if I went by fancy alone and had the budget.
I do not even know the chip, I bet that thing is expensive.
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>>12389973
buy an ad
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>>12389973
>no oled
ewaste
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>>12389578
Your hobby seems to be shitting on others people's hobbies.
Some of you need some love guys.
When is the last time you dated a girl you liked?
Ahhh...that makes perfect sense
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>>12389973
>no performance knob
ewaste
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>>12390007
kisses a girl once last year, comes and moralises about the love of a girl as a panacea like the incel he is

performative chadness

I am sorry you wasted your chance of becoming a Wizard at 33 by having kissed a harlot succubus, buddy. I'll be casting spells while you drink your french press and surf videogame cover art in the waiting room for your AIDS test.
It came Positive for AIDS and Performativeness, Muggle
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>>12390007
>the only form of love is from dating women
Very performative mindset
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>>12389104
>No one in the history of this shitty hobby has ever settled for a 35xxH.
This is not a hobby, it's just fucking consoomerism at it's finest. Gaming is a hobby, being on the constant look out for the next portable emulator isn't. So yes by getting a 35xxH or a close equivalent you can:
- play gameboy games not on an overblown computer screen closer to how it was intended but with the benefits of emulation, awesome!
- play classic arcade games for 10 minutes when you're stuck away from home and need to kill time, cool!
- experience the novelty of playing a home console game on a handheld, neat!

That should be enough to satisfy a retro gamer. Then sure maybe 5 years from now discard it if its giving out or just get a new updated model as a treat, either way you're not being irresponsible with your finances and spending way too much time thinking about hardware instead of PLAYING SOME FUCKING GAMES.
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>>12390007
only virgins think this. When have you last been out with a girl? They're annoying and never shut the fuck up. I prefer to be alone and just jerk off.
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>>12390029
>- play gameboy games not on an overblown computer screen closer to how it was intended but with the benefits of emulation, awesome!
>- play classic arcade games for 10 minutes when you're stuck away from home and need to kill time, cool!
>- experience the novelty of playing a home console game on a handheld, neat!
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>>12389920
I use paypal and buy from the sketchiest shops on ali because I can just contest the sale if they try and screw me
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>>12390029
>discard it if its giving out
I fix my electronics.
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I'll make a good post, unlike most of yours. Here we go:
It's ironic how it's us gamers who know what feels and look best, yet they have no idea how to make great consoles let's be honest.
The best handheld isn't the most performative, it's the one you always carry around, faggot.
So i invite you to describe your perfect handheld. Make it realistic, don't be a stupid "4k, 120hz, 6 hour battery" redditor.
Here's mine:
> A literal gba sp, ips, big screen, no bezels, 4:3, on/off slide switch, brightness slider, volume wheel, quiet buttons like the flip, 3300mah battery for uninterrupted 6-7 hours of gba, good front speaker, atomic purple and psvita-like sleep mode.
Give me this and I'll give you ALL my handhelds.

*Warning: Make fun of my post or diss it, may the curse of RA fall upon you during this eclipse and taint your life with mediocreness and an ugly partner if you ever get one. If "no u" the effects are doubled.
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>>12390063
>I'll
Stopped reading there
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>>12389996
Shut the FUCK up boy
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>>12389973
it would be nice if the gray pro had plain buttons.
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>>12390063

STILL WINNING IN 2026
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>>12390063
just use a gba sp you performative faggot
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>>12390089
this, i hate this rainbow button shit they keep doing on most chinkhelds
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>>12390016
>>12390018
>>12390031
Waaahooouuu!!!
A wild stoic, Jordan Petersonzoid, nofap
try hard monk, raising eyebrow smirk, lolita gazer, appeared!!
DID IT HURT???
And btw, if you want someone to read your redacted shit, just unredact it, stupid balding faggot.
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>>12390093
With obvious chipset to run up to ps1, tard
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>>12390098
Why do you keep removing your trip and pretend to be someone else?
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>>12390103
Schizos be schizoing hard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itz5oYZoqEs
it's up
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>>12390063
For me it would be the brick but:
>3:2 aspect ratio
>oled or good ips
>3.5-4.2 inch screen
>better speakers/thermals
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>>12390067
>>12390093
You tards just got RA-mmed. Non believers never learn man
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>>12390103
Literally every tripfag has the same shtick.

They shitpost without the trip to avoid ruining their "rep".
Then when they use their trip they act like a moralfag, anyone who asks a question in the thread they'll reply to with paragraphs even if they don't know how to help them.
With the trip on they'll always act like they're above shitposting and one of "the good ones" in the thread.
They'll reply to themselves without a trip if no ones replying to them and then talk to themselves.

They're basically pathetic schizos who make posting on here a full time job for themselves because they treat it like reddit.
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>>12390091
Explain why mexicanon
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>>12390109
it's so fucking ugly
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>>12390102
its called the 34xxsp then you dumb bitch.
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>>12390119
Shizo n°2 be schizoing hard. LMAO
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>>12390125
> xe didn't read
Lel
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>>12390119
>They'll reply to themselves without a trip if no ones replying to them and then talk to themselves.
I noticed this with the spic. Whenever that fags on suddenly we have just ONE other spanish speaking anon here for him to talk off topic with.
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>>12390127
not reading your list for chinese santa, no.
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>>12390115
Fair. A lot of people either recommend the trimui or the rg34xxsp. So it tells they did something right.
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>>12390130
That's why your dumb.Bexause you don't read. Did it hurt though?
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>>12390115
The Brick has a very good screen for its price class. 400 PPI is a lot more than other fancier handhelds.
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>>12390098
>diy how to trvke 3 anons with one post.
>pov your tinder, if you could make an account without killing yourselves in 3 days.
ROFLMAO
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>>12390128
Amigo. Frijoles. Enchiladas.
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>>12390140
Wow 400ppi? I see now how it's a fav. Hmm...I'd love that on my ideal sp
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>>12390140
ppi isn't everything. What's the contrast ratio? Black levels? Viewing angles? Peak brightness?
Yeah... enjoy your cheap toy. *Spits*
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>>12390153
You will be plucked fron this earth.
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>>12390091
I get what you're saying Pops, it's just that i don't see myself holding it with my fingertips. Otherwise looks cute ngl
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>>12390119
Calm down officer.
This ain't True Detective, schizo.
Those calling him out on the "love of a girl" thing are 3 different people.
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>>12388474
I should have done this instead of buying my Odin 2 Portal Max. My virtual keyboard disappeared so I've lost 1tb of games, emulator settings and save files.
Fucking Android.
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>>12390063
Imagine an RP5 but less performative, has a 240 Hz ultra OLED screen, can emulate PS 8 and Nintendo ultra switch 5 at 14K resolution, and 999999k hours of battery life on game hub (so I can play half life 7).
All jokes aside, I just want an awesome mini device, like an mini zero 28 with better build quality and an OLED screen, maybe slightly bigger.
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>>12390128
Yeah deport that duplicitous beaner! No one speaks Mexican but him in this board!
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>>12390191
>>12390181
samefag
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>>12390186
That's on you for being a retard and installing a 3rd party keyboard while having a screen lock when it was explicitly stated by the company not to do that.
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>>12390191
Something feels off about you, why are you wearing a sombrero?
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Each time you engage in useless spats, a Thor remains in Guangdong for another day.
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r36s gamer here. Recently bought an rg35xxh after trading a bunch of Wii U shovelware. What's this talk about the 35xx being shit? Should I be concerned?
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>>12390096
That one is supposed to be super famicom colors but the gray is wrong
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>>12390205
>selling real games for fake chinese recycled ewaste shit
grim
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>>12390205
>This talk about the 35xx being shit?
It's not. Literally tied with the 40xx h as the best budget handheld, it's all you need
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>>12390213
>Wii U
>real games
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>>12390213
Yes I'll really miss ZombieU and Kirby's Rainbow Curse
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>>12390190
This is literally how a 14 year thinks a joke work.
>I'll make 4 sentences out of a weak pun. I bet that'll be funny af!
>if i repeat 67 all the time it will be funny!
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>>12390204
>top screen pwm from left to right
>bottom screen pwm from right to left
Yeah i think dont guang it
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Done with chinesehelds. Ima play with Legos instead, scratches that childhood hobby itch better and has a creative component games lack
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>>12390229
based
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>>12390229
>Done with chinesehelds. Ima play with Legos instead, scratches that childhood hobby itch better and has a creative component games l...
AAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!
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>>12390229
>Ima play with Legos instead
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>>12390226
you can tell that from a grainy photo?
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>>12390229
performative luddism
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>>12390229
>play with legos
>pray for a world where you can play not only with legos but every toy you can ever imagine
>videogames
>cries with joy
>BLESSED
>buys nintendo/sega/sony, best years of his life
>buys chickheld to have it all in the palm of your hand
>BLESSED
>goes to chinkthread
>reads schizos 24/7
>decides to go back to his legos
You did it again guys. You made someone who felt special, feel the way you feel.
Like shit.
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>>12390240
he is not wrong tho
not that I would mind
but it seems some people obsess over it, like how XX consoles pop when booting.
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>>12390240
You can't tell that with a brain?
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>>12390229
I got myself a DSi today
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>>12390247
>booting pop=constant bands from one sode to another times 2.
Sure bud.
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>>12390248
sorry, i'm not austistic
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>>12390250
Now THIS is good stuff! Congrats. I almost got one. How does it feel in your hands? How's the quality compared to your chinks?
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>>12390229
Why the fuck is Lego so expensive?
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>>12390240
that chuds just trying to push that pwm shit to make him feel better about not being able to afford a thor.
Or he could actually be a disabled eyelet who actually is sensitive to that shit.
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>>12390254
Dunno, your freudian slip says otherwise
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>>12390246
performative shaming attempt
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>>12390201
I am américa city sir
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>>12390260
it sure looks like it
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>>12390250
>not having one already
underage b8
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Ayanegro pocket air mini has the worst fucking screen ghosting ever. Super mario world is literally unplayable. do not buy this piece of shit
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>>12390259
because the hobby is overtaken by manchildren who want to buy what their parents wouldnt get them when they were younger.
Look at the modern lego sets that come out, they're way too complex for a kid to actually make.
They just sell to stupid bitch men who want to be in touch with their child side while their girlfriends in the other room with her boyfriends
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>>12390267
>hes a flipnigger
yeah, hes poor kek
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>>12390260
1st argument is retarded like yourself obviously.
2nd one could be. Thing is if you don't feel it it doesn't mean it doesn't affect you. If you lift a weight the same way every day it will not affect you tomorrow. But let's see after a couple months.
A grown up is talking retard, you will also lose your hair.
>but instill have le hair
>yeah but you will lose it so take care of it while you have it.
>but see? It doesn't affect me unc!
>aight cool guy
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>>12390267
>screenshot! 67!
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>>12389779
Just get a Miyoo...?
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>>12390276
Yeah but DID IT HURT THOUGH?
Try not to cum bud.
Kek
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Performance test. What's the most acceptable number of NES games to have?
>the entire 2000+ Romset because it's like 5mb
>an arbitrary number like 30, 50 or 100 based on the top NES games
>your favorites even if it means just having like 12 games or more radically not having an NES folder at all
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I prefer playmobil
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>>12390285
No. Flip is for fuckin chads. Sorry
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>>12390257
>How does it feel in your hands?
Matte paint cover feels comfy, also having a stylus right under my right hand is nice too
>How's the quality compared to your chinks?
I didn't had any and used my tablet, PC and o3DS to emulate DS games
Unscaled 1 to 1 image looks great, I can discern every pixel on the screen
>>12390269
I was 8 when it came out
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>>12390119
>anyone who asks a question in the thread they'll reply to with paragraphs even if they don't know how to help them.
Hate this triptrope like you wouldn't believe
>they reply with paragraphs of nothing
>tell them they have no idea what they're talking about
>"wtf bro I'm HELPING can't you see how HELPFUL I am?"
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If you're here 24/7 you're not fucking, retard.
Not saying i need to fuck to be validated, retard.
But i can choose wether i fuck or not, it's a choice, not a constrained choice, retard.
If you fap but don't fuck, you're cynical retard.
*seethe against this post and get RA cursed this eclipse LOL
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>>12390294
zoomie faggot
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I gave away my new 3dsXL in mint condition to my best friend, I'm sure he's still enjoying it to this day and didn't sell it off haha
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>>12390294
Looks so good
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>>12390218
The Switch library thought so.
>>12390223
The Game
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>>12390259
Because the pieces actually have value. Premium plastic compared to cheap chinesium plastic e-waste.
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>>12390226
WAAAAAAAANDOOOOONG!!
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>>12390250
how much did you pay for it?
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>>12390271
Don't worry, we won't. We /lego/ now.
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Oh and unredact your shit stupid retard.
It's peak tranny behaviour
>woohooo look at meee! I'm hiding sooomethiiiinggg! Would you like to seeee???
No thanks. FAGGOT
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>>12390320
>No way fag!
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>>12390291
Miyoo...has a Flip, tho??
>>12390304
There's a sucker born every minute
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>>12390316
75$ usd
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>>12390314
>it's valuable because it came in a dvd case and I can store it on my IKEA bookshelf alongside my funkos and Legos
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>>12390284
screenshot this
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I really like the plastic on the DSi. It's matte finish is so solid it feels like metal. The shape is actually quite similar to the 35XXH and it's similarly comfy, but you can tell it's much more premium. The only bad part is the dogshit d-pad.
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Toys and consoles in tandem = pure joy

No need to limit yourself to one or the other
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>>12390343
Dark blue is the best DSi color imo, it's too rare to find in a good condition, sadly
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>>12390365
Incorrect, the light blue one is amazing and the best looking hanheld
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For me its the black and the white dsi's.
I have a black dsi and a white XL. Bothl ook lovely together.
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>>12390404
I got a dsi pokemon black edition
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I have a dark blue dsi xl
a light blue dsi
and a black and white dsi
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>>12390435
Why do you have 3 DSi?
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>>12390478
I bought the black one to mod because I wanted to keep my childhood light blue one stock, but the shoulder buttons were broken even after I tried fixing them so I got the white one to mod instead and then I got the xl for a good price and it was already modded so i just kept the white dsi stock for now
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>>12388949
That's not what I suggested at all, I meant something more like (>>12389294) said.

>>12389038
As (>>12389046) said, I have it good when it comes to women.
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>>12390496
enjoy your burn in and shitty motion blur
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>>12390029
Or for less than the sum of 2 chinkhelds, which is the -bare minimum- you'll buy going down this cheapskate fell for the youtube shills again route, you can just buy once with GOOD BUTTONS, modern displays with quality standards not as old as you, that will actually play those classic arcade games instead of fucking dying half the time trying, 1/4 running fullspeed on first stage only to fall apart later, that won't waste your time on the tired 'will this' PSP/N64/DC/etc game work or not' dance (it won't), etc. Also, stop spending on videogames, your finances are collapsing if you're sweating this much over cheap electronics.
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>>12389817

Rent. Free.

Every thread for weeks now.

Rent. Free. Did Jewey fuck your mom?
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>>12390612
but I have a pc for those things, the chinkheld is only for bing bing wahoo on the commute
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Hey Anons, i need help.
I recently got a PSP off of ebay. The guy promised it to be factory sealed, but when i got it it didn't seem factory sealed due to not having those stickers on the corners of the box and now i feel lied to.
Be honest with me, did i get lied to?
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>>12390668
Yeah, they just had the box to shove the PSP into.
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>Still no good windows handheld so I can play my indie metroidvania platformers under $1000

Fuck why can't chinks get this right? All their UMPCs are like $1500 starting. I just want something that isn't huge like the steamdeck, but has good battery and power and isn't piece of shit like the win600 or whatever.
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>>12390676
because windows is overbloated
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>>12390636
LOL, YEAH!
DID HE FUCK YOU'RE MOM? >>12389817
WITH HIS TENTACLE FINGERS?
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>>12390676
>windows handheld
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>>12390676
>I just want something that isn't huge like the steamdec
you're not gonna find that in the x86 world
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>>12390612
>you can just buy once with GOOD BUTTONS, modern displays with quality standards not as old as you
You know damn well this never happens. You dont know for a fact all your specifications will be met with expensive shit. Sometimes you wish the controls felt a bit different, or the audio better, or that it didnt heat up that way, etc. theres always that future prospect that something else will come and nail things a little better so you stay hooked to the endless buying chain. Thats not even accounting the fact that even the quality standards of "high end stuff" cant be trusted, many reports on issues and even batteries exploding out there. At the end of the day its all still chinesium

So once you accept that the fact that regardless of price point these things are not "buy for life" or even for extended long term(5+ years) and that you will want to buy something else at some point(and I dont mean upgrading from low end to high end, just maintaining the standard with something fresher, after all todays high end will be tomorrows standard anyway) youre no longer stuck overthinking and watching 50 hours of reviews hoping to find "the one" only to reach the conclusion theres no perfect device, you dont have to worry about tweaking some PS2 emu in hopes of seamlessly running that one tricky demanding game for more than a couple hours just because it might be possible when in reality if you really wanna enjoy that game youll get a better experience playing on the couch with controller as intended except running it on the computer you already own(with enhancements and other advantages of emulation).

Budgethelds scratch the itch, if they crap out its not a big deal, and so what if the exact specifics arent exactly your imaginary ideal because youre gonna buy another in few years anyway

On principle Im all for the quality over quantity motto but thats not how it works in this niche because quality is never assured and you are gonna buy something else anyway
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>>12390690
Just put bazzite on it then.
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Why the hell would you play console games on a handheld? That's not how they were designed to be played. Just use your PC.
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>>12390803
Console games are designed to be played on console. Just play on the original console
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>>12390803
autism
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Where are consoles?
Why is hand helds?
Who is phone?
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>>12390784
> Bazinga! mentioned
> ?????
> GUANGDENG!
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>>12390636
don't engage. guy needs serious help.
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>>12390803
dumb take. Super mario world came out on the snes and then was ported to the gba for example.
Did it being officially released on the gba suddenly made it designed for the gba? No, it's the same game.
Chrono Trigger on DS is the same game too.
Playing a console game emulated on a handheld is the same fucking game as someone playing on a shitty 9 inch crt tv.
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>>12390675
Ah.
I feel bad because the PSP still looks brand new, but it was packaged wrong, it's clear that it was opened and taken out of the box before, and the guy reasured me four times that what i was getting was factory sealed.
I should talk to him about it. The guy speaks a different language but from the package he still lives in the same province as me.
I will go easy on him but i will be cautious.
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>>12388820
miyoosister...
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>>12388756
Watara Supervision
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>>12390904
Update. The guy apologized for the package and the box not being the quality the was promised and he is trying to make it up to me. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and we are now in discussions of business.
I'm keeping the PSP by the way. It's still brand new and relatively untouched. So why not?
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The market is saturated now, is Retardoid doomed?
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>>12390253
>bands
They are only visible with rolling shutter aka cameras
Are you saying that you're filming your thor all day long? VERY performative
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>>12390779
>You dont know for a fact all your specifications will be met with expensive shit.
Worked for me. When you're not trying to run Switch, it's actually quite easy to find a comfortable chip.

>Sometimes you wish the controls felt a bit different, or the audio better, or that it didnt heat up that way, etc. theres always that future prospect that something else will come and nail things a little better so you stay hooked to the endless buying chain.
Even better, you can't act cute with the $200 bracket, variety is limited to left stick placement.

>On principle Im all for the quality over quantity motto but thats not how it works in this niche because quality is never assured
I own my share of budget chinkhelds and they were all several times lower quality by rule. You might be okay with that, but objectively they're not comparable.

I'm not telling anyone to buy a fucking ayaneo with maxed out RAM here, but the hingeless $200 stuff? It's finally where I wished chinkhelds would be when I started and doesn't get much better value-wise (if anything pretty much guaranteed to deteriorate from here due to RAM). Shame it took glass panels for that to happen, but that keeps crawling up on budget stuff (ie Vita) so what can you do.

>>12390784
Bazzite got imploded by the usual suspects, friendly reminder to stop using meme distros.

https://ba.antheas.dev/bazzite-postmortem.html
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>>12390314
Actually the chink lego clones like gobricks have better quality control than lego now
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>>12390858
It was a performative port.
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>>12390858
Handheld games are designed differently in order to account for their pick-up-and-play nature. Even those ports usually add a suspended save feature.
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>>12391028
good thing you get a suspend save feature when you emulate by default.
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>>12391031
Suspend save is the lazy bare minimum. Good handheld games are designed for it in all aspects.
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>mustardOS
>spruceOS
>onionOS
>garlicOS
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>>12391036
>lazily trying to move the goalpost
bitch the switch outsold every console for a reason.
The most popular games on handhelds were always console ports for a reason.
people want to play console games on handhelds, thats why this general exists.
Grab yourself your favorite snack and drink and cope.
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>>12391042
The Switch sold the same as the DS. Doing so required Nintendo to cannabilize its handheld segment by merging it with consoles.
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>>12391051
>The Switch sold the same as the DS.
https://www.eurogamer.net/switch-finally-surpasses-the-nintendo-ds-to-become-companys-best-selling-console-ever
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>>12391051
What was the killer app game the DS launched with again?
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>>12391002
Wait so Bazzite is just dead? You can't evne use it anymore?
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>>12391078
Not yet, the tardwrangler keeping it from falling apart got booted.
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>>12391078
It still exists, but there's zero reason to bother touching it now.
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>>12391081
>>12391084
Shame the linuxtroon curse strikes again.
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>>12391038
Don't look up retropie
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For me? miyoo mini flip and lego paradisa
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>>12391148
very performative
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>>12391002
>muh discord "server" drama
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>>12391148
You won't finish any games on the flip.
You won't finish building lego pedo island.
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Damn, I really wanted to pick up this grip. Anyone got any other suggestions for a good AYN Thor grip?
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>>12390198
>when it was explicitly stated by the company not to do that.
It wasn't.
>yeah we sell our products with ANDROID but you're not supposed to install whatever the fuck you want to just like any other android device
Retard.
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>>12389947
You joke, but it's been sitting there long enough for the surface water to settle and the glass isn't fogged up with steam anymore.
This guy really spent at least 20 minutes setting up this shot.
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So testing out gamehub lite it seems like very low spec games (indie platformers, VNs, etc.) can run okay with some tinkering. However even then the performance has random dips on my 8GB Odin 2 so I don't think I'll bother testing any 3D games or more modern stuff. Guess this will have to tide me over until windows handhelds become cheaper and not shit.
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>>12391264
Not that it's that much cheaper, but I got a legion go 1 used on ebay for about $350 about a year ago. Only issue was the kickstand was broken (and fixed that later down the line). Basically been my PS2 and VN machine.
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>>12391264
>8GB
Always go max
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If you don't take out of the house, you wasted your money.
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>>12391318
>he needs his toy wid him when he goes outside
aww widdle baby here play your pew pew bideo game dont cwy
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>>12391317
Even Max won't let you run many more games but then you're paying an extra $150.
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>>12391329
Sounds to me you feel shame when people see what you like to do.
You lack self confidence lil chud
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>>12391343
performative
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>>12391318
>That glare making it unplayable
Performative post, as befitting of a reddit screenshot.
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>>12391348
Yeah needs a couple hundred more nits
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I use game guardian to cheat retrooncheevos.
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>>12390676
Uhhhhhh the Deck tho?? Just boot Windows onto it so it can actually play PC games.
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What is the most ergonomic linux handheld? Is it the cube?
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Yeah, so...I've kind of got, like...a situation on my hands here? Basically, I REALLY want the Odin 3. Like, it's my dream handheld: plays everything, great ergos, beautiful screen, awesome specs. But holy hell, you know. That PRICE. I don't know about you guys but I'm not exactly making six figures at my job here. Still, I know 4chan has come together to help anons in need before, so how about it? Think you guys could pitch in so I can get myself the latest kinoheld? I don't think it's a huge ask considering how many people post here, I figure I can cover at least the first $50 and you guys can hopefully put in for the rest, although ideally I was thinking /hhg/ could cover the full cost. So, you guys up for helping one anon achieve his dream handheld or what?
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>>12390803
Games were designed to be sold, not played.
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>>12391490
my asshole
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>>12391490
Yes it's the cube because the only part you hold is your Xbone controller.
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>>12391491
just put it on a payment plan nigga, who tf pays for these things in full upfront? shiet i still aint finished paynents on my thor
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>>12391061
Wasn't it going to be Mega Man Legends 3?
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>>12391336
>better top russ
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>>12391002
>Bazzite got imploded by the usual suspects, friendly reminder to stop using meme distros

The fuck?

>https://ba.antheas.dev/bazzite-postmortem.html

The fuck?????? What else am I supposed to use in the meantime for my Ayaneo 3, then???
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>>12391258
Performance Maxxxing Is Real
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>>12391336
>performative quality
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>>12391002
>Hi everyone, I hope you enjoyed your Christmas holidays, I certainly did! And it has been a while since I did. So, you might be wondering what is going on or confused about what has been happening with Bazzite over the holidays. Let's have an honest discussion about it, what it means for you as a Bazzite user, and what the future holds.
This is quite honestly the worst and most self indulgent opener I've ever read.
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>>12391318
I have to accept this post is way beyond some weak ass reddit performative display of cringeness.

This is true badass chad behaviour, never before seen in the Thor Sisterhood.

I must qualify this post as Certified Based.
The Heights of Chadness.
The Summit of Off Road Emulation

GuangDong Certification Body of America
Le Crockpot
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>>12391510
you have options. you can stay with the current bazzite image you have and don't update for a long while, or switch to reignos, or wait for the hhd dev to make a new OS, which is the longest option here but could reap the most reward in the long-run
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When did this place become tripfag central?
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>>12391523
antheas saying he enjoyed christmas this year makes this the most self-indulgent opener you've ever read...?
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If Antheas really cared, he would have given Kyle everything he needed to keep moving Bazzite forward but instead decided to write a slanderous hit piece with no basisin reality to drive customers away from Bazzite and towards his own projects. Disgusting stuff.
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>>12390676
just grab an odin 3 and run winlator/gamehub, what's the problem here it can do exactly what you want while being small sized
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>>12391541
you say this but kyle was the one who kicked him out and cut him off from everything involving bazzite. Kind of hard to "keep moving bazzite forward" when kyle was the one being a greedy jew towards antheas
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>>12391264
It's not specifically low end stuff, you can see console games running fine in some youtube videos. It's just that the app is very hit or miss with what will and will not work, some 3D games run great while some indie pixelshit chugs or won't even open to begin with. Try out Oblivion, iirc that one worked just fine and I'm on a Retroid Flip 2.
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>>12391549
>being a greedy jew
He's not the one throwing slurs around and telling everyone not to donate to others' projects anymore or creating fake drama essays out of nowhere.
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Think of all the delicious pizzas you could buy if you simply just didn't buy that one stupid handheld you've been thinking about
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>>12391558
Pizza is goyslop, I never saw the point. Video games fill the void much better than some kind of greasy failed sandwich.
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>>12391556
>throwing slurs around
he admitted the troon joke was in poor taste
>telling everyone not to donate to others' project anymore
he said you may not want to donate to the project anymore if you were the same audience of people donating to the project to support him specifically
>creating fake drama essays out of nowhere
idk, call it an essay but it's not fake really. dude was kicked from the project among other things. implying that nothing actually happened is cope.
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>>12391556
>I may have pulled a coup against you and empowered trannies with another successful witchhunt which will undoubtedly snowball into this project's ultimate demise, but at least I'm not rude!
Yeah, I don't think they deserve money either, good on the guy for taking a stand where others wouldn't.
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PlayStation X
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Dong will ship my thor today I feel it my bones
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Dong here. Walked outside and saw my drop shadow when I jumped and it scared me so much that I won't be shiping anything for the next six weeks.
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I'm considering getting a DSi xl, I already ahv e a new 3ds xl which I've played some ds games on. seeing comparisons between the 2 the clarity of the DSi is quite nice, I'm sure the dpad placement will be better.
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>>12391579
>>12391579

WANK DONG!
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>>12391583
Ok
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Going to my local microbrewery and ordering a quintuple IPA before sitting down at the bar and busting out my TrimUI Brick Hammer and playing 5 minutes of Pokemon Lazarus before taking a picture of it with my phone and posting it to Reddit with the thread title "Sunday afternoon chilling" then putting it back in my pocket and going back home without finishing my drink or talking to anyone
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The Magic Dong will ship my one 35
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>>12391596
Do microbreweries even make anything above a Double IPA anymore? Even the most crafty brewery in my city just does various "NE styles" that aren't even a true NE and dry hopped pilsners.
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From a battery life standpoint, are these things more efficient than a small laptop at running the same thing? Like if I was only interested in saving power would I be better playing on a little laptop or one of these?
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>>12391608
My laptop dies in 2 hours just from being on, chinkhelds blow them away if you're not doing like strictly gen 6 and up.
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>>12390676
you ever hear of portmaster? you can play a ton of that shit on $50 rk3566 devices
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When's duckstation 0.2 coming out?
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>>12391002
>https://ba.antheas.dev/bazzite-postmortem.html
>I told Kyle to stop, and only some of the messages were public.
Dumbass. Either keep *all* messaging private, or keep it *all* public. How would one expect people to follow the discussion, without having all of the discussion available. It's no suprise they might get the wrong impression.
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>>12391608
Yes, but question is how tolerant you are of what you get out of ARM in comparison to plain old x86.
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>>12391002
>https://ba.antheas.dev/bazzite-postmortem.html
Jej, he got cancelled for using le funni 4chinz word. I'm sorry, but that's on him. The #1 rule is never show your power level, unless you're absolutely certain you're among like-minded individuals.
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>>12391645
the normalfag hive mind got em
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This is useful if use a powerful chip, can use desktop os
picoPC RG DS with a QWERTY keyboard.
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>>12391698
> DataFrog
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Got my kids the cheapest r36s on amazon and its pretty neat. Anything else in this price range that is a bit morr comfortable? I would really only be playing arcade games mostly, maybe some snes.
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>>12391717
How much did you pay for that through amazon?
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>>12391596
>Pokemon Lazarus
>gen 2 sprites with gen 3 map tiles
It's so fucking ugly, JFC. Yet all the faggot youtubers and redditors eat it up.
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>>12391698
Yeah and with that design no one has to ask if you're a manchild or not
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>>12391813
It looks fine. Which part of this triggered your AGP?
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>>12391817
>likes slop for performative redditors
>calls other agp
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>>12391820
Sorry but your little buzzword isn't as effective as you think and only makes you look more childish.
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>>12391817
>It looks fine.
the only passable part is the overworld tileset he bought from someone else, and even that can't save his maps
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>>12391829
Those are mostly Gen 3 tiles with a reduced color pallette. They clash with the simplistic GBC sprites.
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>>12391608
They're ARM devices, the portal lasts around 14 hours if you aren't playing heavy switch or gamehub stuff.
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>>12391813
The music in it is awful too
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>>12391834
Pokemon is so simplistic that barely anyone notices except the most autistic losers
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>>12391903
Well it is pokemon lmao
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>>12391926
yea because pokemon is known for having bad soundtrack.. dumbass
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>>12391926
No I mean like.. it sounds like typical windows 95 midis. Doesn't fit at all
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>>12391929
Gen 3 is.
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>>12391834
that's just it, he's mixing low effort bit crushed vanilla tiles with proper custom tiles because he doesn't know what he's doing
he has no real vision or capabilities so he just bundles together whatever existing assets he can get his hands on, and that approach isn't limited to the art
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>>12391940
And yet people enjoy the game despite its flaws. Funny how that works.
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>>12391959
no need to get so defensive, what's your favorite part about it?
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>>12391959
just like we enjoy our cheap handhelds despite their flaws
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when will anbernig use the cube / 406h dpad again?
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>>12391983
Anon...
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>>12390109
What the hell, is that thing this massive?
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>>12391990
You know some dude will say something like
>Screen is too small
>I have big hands and need a grip
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my miyoo mini R buttons went to shit after playing minish cap and rolling everywhere.
how2fix?
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>>12388492
what game is that? I dont remember any psx games that let you map items to the face buttons like Zelda 64 did for the C face buttons
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>>12392189
*ps1
and the fact you don't know what game that is means you don't belong here
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>>12388920
yeah $200 is far too expensive for most adult Americans outside of a christmas or birthday presents. food and other bills all cost too much. the stuff like the anbernig 40xx V being less than $75 shipped is the sweet spot, closer to $40 is like an American impulse buy.

$200 is just too much for most people right now. its not that people don't make it its that EVERYTHING is through the roof and has been for 6 years now
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>>12392197
I got a Genesis for my 6th birthday in 1996 and an n64 my birthday the next year. I didn't get a psx until Christmas 2000 when the psONE launched and only played FF7 and Resident Evil and Parasite Eve (good games). this doesnt look like a good game but looks novel.
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>>12392189
>>12392209
performative posts
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>>12392232
hey you already outted yourself as zoomer by calling the psx a ps1. shouldn't you be off to school
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>>12392189
it's the funny monkey game
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>>12392241
Performative post not realizing there's multiple people on the internet
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>>12392189
macaque tousou
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>>12388382
Personally i just got a controller for my phone.
The problem is I don't know any nice frontends that also manage the cores
Retroarch is ass, can't even use my phone's built in keyboard.
Lemuroid is neat but hasn't been updated in quite a while.
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>>12392189
darude
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>>12392189
the grok verdict is not retro
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>>12391990
Never seen the OG Gameboy?
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>>12392303
>ebonics
>doesn't kno shii bout retro gaymes maaane
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No one shipment left china for the US in the las 24 hours
Chinkheld bros...
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>Thor is basically a Nintendo 3DS 2
>except it's worse at running 3DS games while costing as much as two 2DS XL
I don't believe it's not a paid shill campaign
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>>12392303
you joke, yet faggots post their DSes with native non-retro games all the time and nobody bothers to call them out
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>>12392359
You're being silly
Buy one
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>>12392359
It's more like wishful thinking + doing it for free
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>>12392359
I'm glad that normoid nigger retards are doing this instead of inflating the price of 3ds's even more, hopefully the 3ds prices go down
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>>12390186
I'm going to need some clarification on this one buddy because I think you're just wrong.

Steam Deck is a great emulation device. Don't get me wrong, as a handheld it's a bit imperfect. It's big and it's chunky and it's not the most convenient to take out with you when you travel. But, as a device for just emulation and playing games on, it's bloody great.
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>>12392203
Bullshit. Wages go up as prices go up, you have literally no excuse.
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>>12392462
Nah he's right. $200 is quite expensive for a toy. The average adult has a moetgage/rent, insurance, car payments, bills, etc. and that's not counting investments. Like desu $200 is 1/3 of an airplane ticket, 8 fancy meals, a deposit into an etf, etc. It's not a massive amount, but it's big enough to make the average middle class person pause.

>stop being poor!
By this logic just get a gpd win 5 and ayaneo flip and you are set. You do have them right? You're not poor, right?
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>>12392359
the only good way to play ds / 3ds is still their original devices
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>>12390063
I always hope for changable batteries, real volume wheels and a real on/off switch but the only consoles that deliver that are the cheapest of the cheap, kinda odd.
V90 fits the bill a lot, but the screen and OS is so terrible.
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>>12392469
I also forgot to mention most of the enthusiasts shillings the thor went for a higher end model like the max too, which is a lot more expensive. In fact I have only seen one anon who post a base model in this general.
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>>12392418
>hopefully the 3ds prices go down
Mein fuhrer... The prices...
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>>12391929
My hot take is Pokémon indeed has a bad soundtrack when it gets to Gen 4 and the composer can go full retard with all the instruments and styles available to him. 8 bit bleeps and bloops and midi trumpets kept him from making absolute dogshit
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Just sold two old 3DSes to buy a New 3DS
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>>12392018
>he played it
it's a performative display piece.
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Name a single non-performative chinkheld.
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>>12392492
any that doesn't use upscaled resolution or shaders
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>>12392492
Powkiddy's, there's a reason all the redditors avoid them.
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>>12392018
You don't, you use this opportunity to buy something better, like a brick hammer.
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>>12391764
Like 60 cad. I know aliexpress is cheaper, it was a last minute thing.
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>>12392492
Vertical = performative, you care more about aesthetics than ergonomics
Horizontal = not performative, you will actually play games for longer than 30 minutes
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>>12392492
mini zero 28
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>>12392509
What about clamshells?
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>>12392509
I grew up with gameboy, vertical feels right to me.
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satan would call me performative because he doesn't play his handhelds and has no answer
jesus would have known my problem from experience and suggested a fix for my mushy R button
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I think any device can be performative, if people use them to take social media pictures instead of playing them.
Of course there are devices designed with that in mind, for example underpowered ones that have "form factor" as the major selling point.
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>>12392521
Why are you even engaging with the meme spammer
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>>12392513
caring more about nostalgia than ergonomics is performative.
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>>12392476
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>>12392537
So is playing old video games that everyone else has moved on from
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>>12392535
I'm bored



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