>It turns out your squad members were in the same orphanage as you and your nanny is actually an evil witch.>But all of you forgot it for some reason except 1 guy>Btw the evil witch is also the wife of the headmaster of your military academy>And your dad became the president of an entire nation in just a few years>You actually get to experience that because your sister sends you back in time to experience your father>Btw, your teacher is 18 years old and almost as old as her students>Also you are legendary chosen one and travelled back in time and kickstarted the events that led to you going in the future, creating a perfect time loop XD>and the final villain wants to compress time for some reasonWhat the fuck were they smoking? None of this makes any fucking sense.9 and 10 may be worse than 7, but 8 is a complete fucking clusterfuck.
Why couldn't you just post this in one of the other FF8 topics
>>12391016What's that? You wanna play a game of cards?
>another "I skipped the tutorial and got filtered." ff8 thread
Go play DOOM if you can't handle a game with a story LMAO
>>12391039Doom has a story zoomie
>>12391050>Doom has a story"go shooty-tooty the demons" isn't a story
>>12391054Read the manual retard
> Barret token worldbuilding black guy > for some reason Vincent is side content and the casino is main content> Everything about Tifa, who also happens to be Cloud's girlfriend> The convenient "amnesia plot" that had a lot of potential, but FF wants "muh crossdressing" side quest that is completely essential to the plot> Everything about SephirothI hate how FFVII/X fanboys shit on every game that doesn't conform to their "standards."
>>12391016Evangelion with fashion models and Shinji is Gackt
>>12391056>manuallolnot in the game, not canon
I agree with you on the plot being retarded but you shouldn't post open spoilers like that in the OP
>>12391016Fuck I don't remember any of this, gonna have to replay the game
>>12391016>Cid: Yes Squall, you found out my secret. I got the money to build my sorceress-killing child-soldier raising complexes from the evil slug man who lives in the school basement.>Squall: ...>Squall: Hey question->Cid: and we will NEVER touch on this again.
>>12391018i swear he just posted this on /v/
the time travel nonsense made this game more memorable than 9 and 10 imho
>>12391016You only have a surface understanding of the story. Also you sound retarded. Also your opinion didn't warrant another FF8 thread, it's not original or important, it's just the same opinion of thousands of retards who only got a surface level understanding of the story and who probably needed to check some wikia to even get that surface level understanding.
They explain why for every single one of your bullet points.
>>12391373>evil slug man who lives in the school basement.That is probably the most retarded part of the story. That whole subplot feels like a waste of time
>>12391763I hate the /v/ dualposting fag, scum of the earth, an automaton bot only motivated by engagement and not quality discussion
