I can't beat the first campaign level. I've tried so many times and wasted so much time trying and failing every single time. Extremely frustrating, why am I even trying to play this? I tried getting strategies online and nothing works.And I've had it for a long time and they made a switch version and now the GBA cartridge isn't worth anything anymore. So it's not even worth selling.
>>12440690forced to pity the terminal retards first thing in the morning, not an ideal start to the day.
>>12440690You're an idiot.It doesn't get easier than this; AW isn't even hard, Nectaris would eat you alive.
I'm dogshit at strategy and I made it a dozen missions in, how are you failing this?
>>12440690>now the GBA cartridge isn't worth anything anymoreHave you actually tried to sell it?I think, everyone who actually cares about the game knows the remake is cheap soulless crap.
>>12441738That's the most dog shit opinion I ever heard. The remake is considered to be extremely high quality, and an extremely faithful remake. It's not perfect, but it's really good. The only valid big complaint is how dog shit the online is
>>12440690Only buy games you enjoy man
>>12441805/vr/s weakest retro loving poster
>>12441536>>12441631I tried like 10 more times.I do this at first but it doesn't matter because at the end the AI has rockets and camps out at his base. If I try to go in there all my shit gets destroyed. If I try to wait he takes my base.Absolutely fucking impossible. I could do it if he didn't have rockets.>>12441809Didn't know until I tried it. I liked the tutorial. It's starting to really make me angry though and I think I need to just get finally rid of it.
Reminder that those "I'm pretending to be retarded" threads are nothing but a scheme to try and drive off intelligent posters and make retards feel at home in an effort to keep lowering the board's quality.
And here I thought I was retarded for rage-quitting AW2. That last mission is no joke. AW1 was a breeze by comparison.
>>12441913Reminder that people who say this are schizos who think everything is a conspiracy. Someone said the exact same thing when I complained about a different game being too hard. Sometimes shit's just too fucking hard and I come here to vent because there's nothing else I can do.>>12441913I own the second game too :(
>>12440708>forced to pity the terminal retards first thing in the morning, not an ideal start to the day.Let's hope op was just blind to the obvious
Like OP I sucked ass at Advance Wars but also I only played when I was 15 in the 2000s. How anyone gives a shit about AW nowadays is beyond me. It is mogged by any steamslop indie game
>>12441805Does it bring you joy to act like this?
>>12440690>this postHoly shit anon are you fucking retarded? >>12441901I believe it.>>12441913Kanbei's Error on Advanced is pure bullshit
>>12442128>It is mogged by any steamslop indie gameare you the dumbest human on earth or something? What a strange statement
>>12442196Advanced campaign is its own level of ridiculous. You've gotta be a special kind of autist for that shit.
>>12442232Oh it is. The war room scenarios can be fun. The figure 8 island vs Kanbei was fucking me up until I realized Olaf can be extremely useful
>>12441870You know you can check enemy ranges, right? Park a tank right outside the rocket range, like next square to the red area. Next turn, you can drive safely right up to the rockets and give them the business. If you've lost too many units by that point, focus on winning your earlier engagements more cleanly (by 1-2 combo of units picking his off cleanly). Also maybe stop drinking cough syrup anon holy shit
>>12442424Thanks for trying to help. I know that already unfortunately. If I stay out of reach of the rockets he'll send out 3 tanks to destroy all my shit. He camps his base so his stuff gets repaired every turn.
ok finally beat the first level. took 25 days.I'm going to consider this as beating the game and quit playing it.
>>12442169Being like what? Someone made a BS claim and I called them out on it. Simply being like>new is... le bad!Is big dumb
ok beat the second level first try, but only because now you can spawn shit so I just pick med tanks every chance. wayyyy easier than the first level
>>12440690No shame in dropping a genre if it's not for you. I'm not even condescendingposting, I'll admit I suck at shmups and fighting games and I just don't play those games.
>>12442607I think they just made the first level really hard as a filter. The second level was easy.Although yeah I'm done playing it, that was enough of a challenge and enough of a victory.
>>12441928Look, the guy who had a hard time beating UN Squadron? Sure. The "not Maximo" guy? An actual dumbass (and the worst kind too, the kind that thinks he's the smarest guy around as he is and who refuses to learn anything), but OP? No, it's not possible. If he was this fucking dumb he wouldn't have solved the 3 captchas to make the thread. The rest of the suspicious posts in the thread are the final give away if you had any remaining doubts.
>>12442196>Kanbei's Error on Advanced is pure bullshitFuck I forgot this bullshit >AI sees beyond fog of war >Has air superiority>Rushes you with all of the starting planesThe only time I had to look up how to finish a mission for this game.
>>12442918I AM OP, lol. I just beat the third level first try (after 43 days in-game). The first level was just hard for some reason but now it's willing to let me win even if I make mistakes.You won't believe it but the other game I got mad enough about to make a thread was Mario RPG. That game is too hard for me. I don't think I've ever once gotten the timing right and I guess I was underleveled or something. Advance Wars is a lot better game and actually worth playing though.
>>12442964The game I easily beat as a 5 year old... Is too challenging for you? Bro what the fuck?
>>12443606I rented Mario RPG when it came out and thought it was the hardest game I ever tried to play. Then I bought it aruond 2015 thinking it would be easier as an adult. I was wrong. Not sure when it wants me to do timed button presses, I don't think I've ever landed one. Tried to grind it anyway, kept dying over and over repeatedly. Turned out to be the only game I truly despise.
>>12441536You're feeding a troll moron
>>12443735the game is willing to let me walk all over it now on level 2, 3, 4first level was just hard
>>12442565Feel better soon.
