>this was a dream>this was a stage play>this was a series of paintings>this was a storybookWhy couldn't this stupid chigger make/greenlit a normal fucking game that takes place in Mario's real life with no gimmicky bullshit for an entire decade?
>>12444390Real life people cant jump twice their own heig
>>12444390>Mario's real lifeSo, Mario was based on a guy in real life that jumped in pipes and squished turtles?
>>12444391I said Mario's real life you stupid cunt. No "it was just a dream/it was just a stage play" bullshit. Just a real adventure like SMB1.
>>12444391>>12444393you guys cant be this retarded.
>>12444397Says the guy asking for a game based on "Mario's real life."
dood wut if mario just took 2 many shroomz XD
>>12444402Yeah. A game like THE VERY FIRST ONE, YOU STUPID NIGGER.
>>12444405Oh you mean the one involving walking mushrooms, smiling clouds, traversing pipes, dudes in clouds throwing shit, turtles throwing hammers? Yeah, I'm the dumb nigger.
>>12444407Yes. That's Mario's real life. He actually went to Mushroom Kingdom, he defeated real foes, he saved the Princess for real.He wasn't dreaming.He was not acting out a stage play.He wasn't reading a story book.He was actually there in a real adventure.That's what I mean. If you are still confused, you are an ESL pajeet at this point.
>caring about story in platformersloljust play the mario rpgs or something
>>12444410>He actually went to Mushroom KingdomAssuming you're not an actual retard, take your meds.
>>12444390Hate to break it to you but every single video game character is just an actor, notice how they sometimes guest star or make cameo appearances in other games
>>12444410Everyone knows the Mario universe exists in the imagination of an autistic child named Ash who is in a coma after being electrocuted along with a flock of birds
>>12444414>dyude he's actually on drugs dyuuude! he's not a hero, he's having an overdose on the floor in some Brooklyn apartment kitchenGo back to Matpat's mansion and hang yourself there.
>>12444413>just play the mario rpgsBut that asshole says they're just pop-up storybooks (except the first one)
>>12444390Koizumi’s claim that he had to sneak Rosalina’s Storybook into the first Galaxy is just kayfabe, right?
Extremely low quality thread. OP is a fag
SMB3 was only a stageplay in visual concept but it was based on real events within the Mario lore.Proof being that SMW is a direct sequel to 3 and there's one of Bowser's flying ships he used on 3 sunken underwater. The koopa kids also return.
>>12444390>>this was a dream>>this was a stage play>>this was a series of paintings>>this was a storybookHonestly kino
>>12444390Because he knew that decades later an agnsty little child yet unborn would need something to sperg out over.And that you would read that reddit and shitpost about it here.
>>12444390>mario's from brooklyn>"it was all a dream"
>>12444410You're objectively correct and the other faggots who replied are clearly trolling.
>>12444390Super Mario World. And Super Mario Sunshine.
I think that's the pointMario is written like a classic cartoon character, and that means he can do pretty much whateverThere's episodes where Popeye is a lumberjack There's episodes where Tom and Jerry are in Spain or a musketeers in FranceThere's episodes where Mickey and the have a ghostbusters businessAnd there's games where Mario and Luigi are plumbers, work at a bottling facility, are doctors, or are fighting bowser and then playing tennis with him.
Dobson-esque, Dobsoncore, Dobson coded, Dobsonian thread
The Legend of Zelda games aren't actually all actual events, but "legends" past down by generations and have holes and inconsistencies in them
He can't even make a normal Star Fox game without rebooting everything OP
>>12444807Can we see those holes?
>mario if he real
>>12444390He tried to pull the same shit in Goldeneye>He went on to explain that, towards the end of development, the team received a fax from Mario creator Shigeru Miyamoto, with a series of suggestions for the game. “One point was that there was too much close-up killing – he found it a bit too horrible. I don’t think I did anything with that input. The second point was, he felt the game was too tragic, with all the killing. He suggested that it might be nice if, at the end of the game, you got to shake hands with all your enemies in the hospital.”
>>12445043lmaoHe really loved fucking with Rare
>>12444431Mario and luigi games.
>>12445043>suggested that it might be nice if, at the end of the game, you got to shake hands with all your enemies in the hospitali think that would have been an absolutely hilarious having it as alternate ending they could have hidden in the game somewhere.
>>12444390From the folks that brought you "how can we save this console that died 30 years ago" here comes "how can we save the most iconic video game franchise in history"
>>12444393Yeah
>>12444390DK, SMB1, Lost Levels, World and 64 are all Mario's "real life." Hell, the sunken doomship in World implies 3 was a real event too.
>>12444596damn Japanese game directors had it going on
>>12444645kek
>>12445346good point
>>12445579>hates turtles who lives in the sewers holy FUCK
