>What in god's name do you think you're doing Fisher??!?!? The mission's over!
>>12464071>uh lambert, why am I placing thermite charges inside a civilian office building again?>you don't get paid to think fisher.
I remember no-clipping into the secret training room where Grim is and shooting her in the face and getting jumpscared by lambert
>>12464154>Sam, i"m sending you on a dangerous mission without your rifle because we trusted the word of some random local when he told us he could improve our non-standard issue secret firearm. Go retrieve it and shoot that innocent woman when we tell you. Don't think - just do it.
I swear after this every freaking game had an obstacle course tutorial with some dipshit over the speaker.
>*rings*
>>12464532Peak 00s game design
>>12464532Made me think of the tutorials in Psi-Ops. Among others. You're right.
>>12464572had this game on an xbox demo disc and I probably put like 10 hours into that little fuck around areawas the game any fun
>>12464071How does this bald fuck knows in real time what Fisher is doing ?
>>12464572That one cracks me up because if you mess up whatever they're trying to teach you, the black guy goes "do I have to come down there and kick you in the nuts?" I quote that so much now. I think they also give him a big afro to imply this is in the past, lol.
>Sweet Jesus, Fisher! What have you done?it wuz an accident.>Oh, okay. Carry on.
>>12464071i miss this angry nigga like you wouldn't believe>>12464707sensors and cameras in sam's suit
>>12464532The first Hitman game had one and it came out before Splinter Cell
>>12464532Dumb zoomer
>>12465419>high-tech cameras in Sam's suitThen how come they can't give him a decent screen-lit PDA? Are they saving up for the color model?
>>12464532It just works.
>>12464532Thief 1 had a tutorial like that in 1998
>>12464071what game?
>>12464532>obstacle course tutorial with some dipshit over the speaker.Soul
>>12469937Stealth Action Redefined
>>12469937"The bad guys always have thick accent or names vagely ressembling real-life american adversaries"POOT GRINKO ON DA FONE
https://youtu.be/d9nYeKFh9NQ?si=v00qwsdmYnIDdKbt
>>12470712do you a few betterhttps://youtu.be/RmJE9u1bN8c?si=KFvM89hh53iUwipOhttps://youtu.be/azUw6AIceb8?si=3Y0BXnWNoZk4yRTMhttps://youtu.be/vmUscFZ_EAQ?si=CAcGeF98Kszzwo3M
>>12469937Hideo Kojima's Metal Gear Solid: Tactical Espionage Action
delaying leaving this rotten fucking world until the source code of this game leaks so I can replace all the character models with women
Fisher do all this hard work so the President can take all the credit
>>12472203...And still gets his daughter kidnapped, which he appropriately responded by sending one college-looking mf and 2 lazy local cops...Wait, wrong gameAnyway, it doesn't matter. All presidents in vidya are incompetent anyways
>>12473759still think its funny we got two games in the 2010's that were convinced that we were gonna get Hillary'd. Even funnier that that old cold war, red scare chugging boomer Tom thought we were gonna be buddy buddy with china at some point.
>>12474323The funny thing is: they missed how a global economy and capital mobility works. If China suddenly decides they are moving into superpower territory, they need to raise the populacional economic power.And as soon as production costs increase substantially, they will just move production to friendlier countries like Vietnam.China had no chance, they were born long before the system had already been designed and reinforced by the U.S... that's truly frightetning, terror built in a system of impersonal incentives. (Deus Ex)Tom Clancy & ghost writers weren't aware of all this - they're all military nerds and larpers, not political theorists or economists. It really shows in their books - the power fantasy and auto-eroticism is crazy lmao. Almost comedic.I swear one of the ghostwriters or boomer himself wanted to fuck their wife's yoga coach... that was far too specific. Anyway, now that you said that - splinter cell seems to be oddly favorable to China....Even in missions they are involved, it's in a chinese embassy in myanmar and the "bad guys" aren't chinese. It was easier to beat on defeated USSR block.Even when missions happen in SEA countries, it's never in China.
>>12464532Soldier of Fortune 1 had a tutorial section like that and came out well before Splinter Cell
>>12476113>Tom Clancy & ghost writers weren't aware of all this - they're all military nerds and larpers, not political theorists or economists.>It really shows in their books - the power fantasy and auto-eroticism is crazy lmao. Almost comedic.Same kind of people who think the Wehrmacht were invincible super-soldiers.
>>12476197they're the type of guys who play Civilization and think it's how IRL war works
>>12476113>And as soon as production costs increase substantially, they will just move production to friendlier countries like VietnamChina already solved this. When they stop becoming the land of cheap labor, they'll simply produce goods for their massive domestic market instead of focusing on exports.This is also why China could afford to wipe their ass with the tariffs. China can simply look inward for new markets, the only ones hurt by slowing chinese exports are the countries importing chinese goods. This lack of dependence on other markets also allows China to import oil at a high price during an oil crisis to ensure their domestic needs are met, even if it means other countries may collapse due to a lack of oil, but as China doesn't need those other countries to survive they can simply not care.Also, Vietnam is a friendlier country? They're getting real close to Russia. They went in for an oil deal recently and walked out with a contract for a nuclear power plant to for their current industrial boom. At the rate we're going, China may soon be the closest thing the US has to a friend simply because they're the only ones who can afford to be friends with the americans.Getting back to the topic of /vr/, any good vidya where US are the bad guys?
>>12464532You ever played Half-Life in 1998?
>>12464071Splinter Cell 1... soul...
>>12476263>they'll simply produce goods for their massive domestic market instead of focusing on exports. ...W-well, we sort of had that...... Legends say on that land, bears lived as equals with men...>anti american gamesMost prominent is Deus Ex.There's even a bartender that straight up says that "China is the last bastion of the effective government. Authoritarian, but willing"./vr/ you likely won't find anything that dips into true critique. Most retro games are wahoo bing bing. And that's why they're fun.>>12476309KekWilkes finally getting his revenge for Sam chastising his smoking habits
