>mom starts a new game in your jrpg>she names the main character "Mom"
>>12471942Why are you flooding the board with shit topics? Are you another AI trying to datamine?
>>12471958I just sorted the catalog by date created and everything appears normal. Are you sure you're not just schizophrenic?
>>12471975The last few days have had a slew of even more pointless than usual threads like this posted, there must be some reason. Is this topic something that happened to you? Why did you make it in the first place?
>>12471981>Is this topic something that happened to you?Yeah, when I was a kid in the 80s, my mom got hooked on Dragon Warrior and stayed up late playing it in my room while I was supposed to be sleeping. It really bothered me that she named the clearly male character Mom, especially whenever she'd talk to the princess.
mine has never touched a video game in her life
>>12471981>zoomie whose entire retrogame experience started in 2016 and has only ever involved soloplaying ROMs on his computer has a meltdown when somebody makes a thread about personal retrogaming experiences from the before timesSad.>pull out old games cartridge>there's an unfinished save file with the name of a friend who you haven't interacted with in 20+ years
>>12473228Who are you referring to?
>>12473262In the first part? The person I'm replying to who was having a little meltdown and accusing the thread of coming from an AIslopbot
>>12473267So because this looks like another garbage thread more likely AI garbage than a real human you say zoomie? Yeah, I called it right. If this was a human I'm probably older than their parents and this thread is a pathetic waste.
>>12473274You're 25 years old.
>>12473278How ironic that you reversed the numbers. I am 52. This thread is garbage and regardless the OP's age he is a pathetic waste of space.
>>12471942>mom starts to vaccum >purposefully knocks your console over >blames you AMERICANWOMAN.mp3
>>12471958It's just another zoomer who "likes" the subject and concept of retro games but refuses to actually engage with them, so rather than discuss specific titles and their qualities, he rather make threads about generalities so his lack of knowledge doesn't get exposed
>>12473196When I convinced my mom to try Lethal Enforcers, she shot everyone during the bank robbery including the hostages, lol.
>>12473274>Yeah, I called it right.Based schizo proving himself right with the power of his own imagination
>>12473295My dad walked in on me playing GTA3 once, and when I showed him how to use the controls he immediately started running over cops and laughing so hard he couldn't breathe. I think that was the first and only time he ever played a video game.
>>12471942This is the traditional gender roles god intended.
I had no idea how to play yugioh because the old games had their own rule sets but as a kid I was SURE everyone else was wrong. It just didn’t compute that they would do that, but they did. Retrospectively it taught me a lot, partially that subjectivity is the driving force behind most conflict but mostly children’s card games should be left to the middle aged, the unwashed and the son of the owner of KaibaCorp>I still believe in the cards tho
>>12473286All women are passive aggressive.
>>12473289You're insane.
>>12471981c'mon anon you already know the answer.moar threads=moar engagement=moar ad viewsthe low-effort of the topics is to hide/drown out any actual conversation of the board topics, or of the administration.
>>12476030Just use your mod powers to delete the thread.
>>12473284>i am 52Mayne, this thread smells like LLM smellyfizzlegarglescummyFuck are those replies lmaoOP's obviously LLM: shitty humor, low quality subject, and robotic response
>>12476637>he didn't have a momfile
>Mom never liked console gaming. I handed her the controller and, when it vibrated, spooked her. She dropped it right there.>Went back to Mahjong and Tetris on the PC.And she played it for twenty years, every morning, until she died.
