>Friday night>dropping wife's kid off at in-laws after he is out of basketball practice >ball 'n' chain going out dancing with her friends>have the entire house and a 6-pack of hoppy IPA's all to myself to enjoy What mini SNEZZ(Super Nintendo to the layman) game should I marathon tonight?
>>12472837Choose a game you can finish tonight fellow patrician.Starfox 2?
>>12472841Should I beat the 1st Star Fox before playing the 2nd?
>>12472837>wife's kids
>>12472837I love my SNES mini. I think it's neat. Play some F-Zero, Super Castlevania IV and yes, Star Fox 2.
>>12472850nta but I don't think you really need to. SF1 is maybe a bit longer if you plan on doing the three routes (and two secret levels).
>>12472856>you can play 2 before 1Just wasn't sure if I would miss out on any important plot.>>12472854>love my SNES miniSame. Big fan of anything Nintendo really.
>>12472837>muh childhood vibes>muh nintendo devotionTrust me, try something new
>>12472937>Just wasn't sure if I would miss out on any important plot.Not really, just>whoops andross wasn't as defeated as we though abd now he's launching an all-out offensive, come back and finish the job starfoxthere's a reason Star Fox 64 basically combined the two for a more cohesive narrative if you want that.
Fucking kek. very good bait OP. Also the answer is DKC. Potentially very beatable in a night.
>>12472852Welcome to 4chan, newfag.
>>12473005Needed to be the Switch virtual console for maximum Reddit lol
May I suggest picking up Hyperkin's Retron 5? That way you can play all of your cool vintage videogame cartridges on your modern TV while saving a TON of space.
>>12473005>answer is DKCProbably the one game I've played the most on the mini so while I love it I am going to pass. >>12473053>Switch virtual consoleWife took the credit card away. Said I was spending too much on VC. Was mad at first but in the end I knew she was in the right. Plenty of games on the mini tho so good. >>12473098I have actually never tried one yet but my son(through marriage) loves it. Must have played it at his friend's house.
>This guy again repeating the stale joke he used yesterday.
>wife gone for the weekend on a gurls trip to Jamaica >once work gets out heading straight to the barcade Phhhhhhsss... Get on my level anons.
>>12472837She’s going out dancing w friends huh? So you’re okay w Enrique banging the holy hell out of her eh? “Wife’s kid”, ah it all makes sense of course you are. What kind of shit thread is this?
>>12473598Are you okay
>>12473607I’m fine, OP is a fag tho whose girl is getting railed tonight while he takes the kid to in-laws and then plays video games from the 90s to just try and bury the crushing depression of the shituation he is in. Totally believable too, I have 2 friends who fell for this irl just off the top of my head. Sad really since one of them is a really good guy who I respect a lot. The other is a funny ex military guy who u would think is hard as nails but he compensates w his whore by smoking lots of weed.
>>12473598>>12473629If it makes you feel any better, there's a 90%+ chance that OP is a virgin in his thirties who is just shitposting about what he perceives to be the average Friday night of an emasculated Facebook-tier retrogaming normalfag.
>>12473690100%*
>>12472837>SNEZZThis really ties the whole post together
>>12473598>>12473629
>>12473690Probably. He got some replies in the thread which would have otherwise died immediately.>>12473754Gaaaaaaay
>>12473748Yes, it's him as expected. Cuck fantasies and all.
>>12474386going to guess that he's the same poster as the "cubies" one. impressive how a video game company cause individuals to act
Shitposting meta is so stale in 2026.
>got two of these from Goodwill's auction website for supwr cheap>wanted to gift one to my brother so he could play the original DQ games since he loved DQ11>rejected the giftI hate my life and wish for death, but at least I have two of these and four of the snes mini controllers to use on my PC and actual SNES.
>>12475136>Shitposting underage is so stale in 2026.
>>12473401I fucking would if they existed anywhere near me
>>12475136The 2025 hack did massive damage to this site
>>12472837Reading shit like this makes me reconsider the whole muh family muh kids shit.>it's fun bro, trust me!
>>12475447At least I witnessed that historical moment on /v/ right before they took the whole site down.
I'm not sure if I should post my story, it's a little of topic for the board, but I guess it fits within this thread, my wife and I have been married for 21 years, our sons have moved out so we're empty nesters now. We always had a pretty normal sex life but we decided to spice it up. We tried BDSM (not really for us) and we tried pegging (it hurt!) and we also tried piss play one drunk night but honestly that was just gross and neither of us enjoyed that. About a month ago we decided to try something new! We'll get a bull! We did some searching online and found this guy who was local, about 15 years younger and has a massive black cock. Perfect right?Well the night finally came last Saturday after we met and talked with him a couple of times. My wife was wearing her hottest lingerie and he came over. After some foreplay he bent her over and took her right there on the bed in front of me. The moment he penetrated her I knew I made a horrible mistake. I watched in horror as another far more hung and in shape younger man raw dogged my wife, in my bed, in my house and finished inside of her. The worst part is she loved it. I've never seen my wife climax that quickly in over 20 years of marriage or so eagerly suck cock before. She clearly loved every moment while I sat there powerless watching the sanctity of my marriage be destroyed and the mother of my children penetrated by a man we met a couple of times on the internet.
I could barely hold back tears as I watched him thrust into her as her moans of pleasure filled the room. He came inside her too. Something only I have ever done with her. It broke my heart. They got cleaned up and we talked a bit. He high fived me and after some small talk and eagerness from both of them to do this again he left. I cried myself to sleep that night. My wife was so happy and chatty afterwards. She really wanted to do it again. We talked and ended up fighting because she's frustrated because she didn't necessarily want to do it but it was my idea and she had a great time but now I'm not comfortable with it which I understand but she reluctantly agreed we won't do that anymore.I tried having sex with my wife last night for the first time since then and I couldn't get hard. All I could think about was seeing Chris's much larger and much blacker dick enter her and I felt so insecure I stayed soft the whole time. My wife and I are going to see a marriage counselor to see where we go from here. I feel like such an idiot and I can't believe that I ruined our marriage like this. It's the biggest shame of my life.
>>12472837As a married man, I get what you mean. I don't have kids yet, thank God, wife wants them, but for me it just sucks to even think about it, guess I'll do it for her sake, and our parents' sake since they want grandkids to make their miserable lives a little less miserable, even if it makes mine worse. A few days off from everything and everyone is nice, to do the stuff you like, with a nice snack and drink, it's comfortable, wish I could do it more often and wasn't so busy, well, it'll get worse, so I better get used to it really.
>>12475568I know this is just a shitpost, but it's always baffling to me when people just assume that whatever pornshit they watch will be perfectly tolerable for them irl. For every one man who winds up genuinely enjoying watching his wife get railed by another man, another 10,000+ will feel like shit and wind up with a ruined marriage.
>>12475568>pre-nut clarity
>>12472837I have my SNES mini hacked. My go-to game on my hacked SNES mini is Spider-man and Venom Maximum Carnage.
