Its clear as day. Just look how horny Mario is.Why is Nintendo nowadays acting like they are just friends but have no qualms showing Bowser wants her?
Also I beat this version of the OG Mario with no warp skipping from world 2.Definitely harder than World. The penultimate area was hell. Unlike other games they dont put power ups in obvious places like in that world where you have to beat the hammer bros to get the flower power otherwise you get stuck on the hammer bros passage.
>>12483553I was about to deride you for creating yet another low-quality bait thread, but from your second post it seems you do want some actual discussion and are probably working off the assumption that earnest OPs lead to few responses, which sucks but it's the way of the world these days.>>12483556It definitely rewards careful, skillful play. If you are able to find and obtain the Fire Flower and keep it all the way up to the end of 8-4, you are rewarded with an easy ticket to victory. Fail to do so, however, and you're at the mercy of the random movements of the Hammer Bros. right before Bowser.
Because women don't owe men anything
>>12483553I remember a flash vid on Newgrounds with that premise
>>12483553Nobody would want to fuck a poor, fat, hairy manlet like Mario.Trust me, I know from experience.
>>12484068You know because you are a poor, fat hairy manlet....
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>>12484229Based retard
>>12483560>It definitely rewards careful, skillful play. If you are able to find and obtain the Fire Flower and keep it all the way up to the end of 8-4, you are rewarded with an easy ticket to victory. Fail to do so, however, and you're at the mercy of the random movements of the Hammer Bros. right before Bowser.Is it worth to play again? I noticed now instead of goombas I'm fighting those metal shell enemies. Was thinking of playing Mario Nes instead.
>>12483553It's a fair reward for the BS he has to go through.
>>12483956Name/link?
>>12484068>poorPlumbers can make good money
>>12485156Have you seen his house in SMRPG? He lives in a shack in the woods. Dude is broke as dirt.
>>12484068No, it's just you who's a loser, anon.
>>12485149Don't remember anymore
>>12483553Because canonically Bowser and Peach are lovers and have at least one child together. Mario is a blue collar simpcuck.
>>12485135>saving thumbnails>posting thumbnailsrude
>>12483825why is mario going out of his way to save peach? What difference does it make to him if she wants to get koopa'd?
>>12483553do you guys think peach is into facesitting and asks mario to ground pound her?
>>12483825Men and Women owe it to each other to parent or at least mentor the next generation, at least
>>12483553How does Mario's horniness imply that they fuck?If they were doing it his reaction to a simple kiss on the cheek wouldn't be so extreme.
>>12485212>forgetting that he had his own castle
>>12483956Son of a PeachIt used to be on Newgrounds
>>12487608Rightfully Wario's castle. Mario is a villain who stole it.
>>12485586NTRcucks like you deserve to be beaten up
>>12483553Men receiving a woman's body as a reward (the only reward worth having) is now problematic.
That blonde bimbo fucked Bowser. In Super Mario Sunshine, she doubted she could be Bowsy's mother.
Wow, look at those perfectly platonic friends! Everyone knows Peach is gay for Ros- wait, what did Nintendo say... th-they're related!?! No, NONONONO!!! GET THE DEATH THREATS READY!the funny thing is, I'm only barely exaggerating the liberal/yuri crowd that convinced themselves of all this shit. Sega may actually give those tards what they want though.
