Thank you!
>keep seeing this game shilled because of the goodslop pixel art>play it>it's a quarter muncher with less than half a hour of contentWhy did you lie to me, /vr/?
>>12495896it's literally an arcade game, anonthey kept the candy crane around for kids like you
>>12495903>Play till you win
hi mariax
>>12495896>quarter muncherSkill issue
>>12495896Did you try actually playing it or did you just fuck off in 30 seconds after losing all your lives? Its not that bad once you get used to it.
>>12495903>Oh no! The candy is too heavy for it! It slipped!
>>12495903>>12495907Casual as shit crane. Back in my day you had to get good with the crane to get the present and we liked it.
>>12495896>half a hour of contentThis is the stupidest way of judging the value of a game. You sound like a fucking accountant.
>>12496032I see people do this, too, and admittedly, even I do that sometimes. Not so much that I use it to judge a game's merits, but just to compare how far my money goes in a particular hobby. $100 won't even cover my ammo cost at a shooting match, but would go much further when gaming.
RAWKET LAWNCHAIR
>>12495907Keep gambling, you will win eventually
>>12495907>>12496131the second anon has me wondering if people don't know that these machines actually keep going until you drop some candy down the chuteit's a feature, not some sorta subliminal message
>>12495913I usually hate that kind of thinking, but I still remember buying Spiderman 2 (PS1) as a kid and beating it in a single day, I definitely felt bad.There's no reason to complain when playing free games on emulator though.
>>12495896>goodslopWords are an absolute joke thanks to people like you
Is SNK the biggest poseur company of all time? Their games are entirely gaudy garbage with bad gameplay that people who don't play obsess over. Metal Slug in unironic slop, it's something you just hammer through once and move on, then never think about it again.
>>12495896If you were trying to intentionally write the worst, stupidest post you could so we could all laugh at you, you've done a fine job, Anon.
>>12495896holy skill issue, embarrassing.
>>12496234Not every game needs to be a life-changing masterpiece. A game can just be fun, and that's enough. And Metal Slug is really, really fun.
>>12495896The metal slug games aren't quarter muchers until the final stages.
>>12496234Soulless bug person post.
