How do I beat the boat mayor in SoR2?
>>12500261Demand a recount.
>mayor do uncs really
>>12500271no its just a schizo
>>12500274>schizo
>>12500281is that the popular nintendo tape Gradius 3? I kinda prefer belt scrollers like Final fight
What's so R about him?
>>12500286It is. I tend to prefer games produced by Shigeru Miyahon, like The Hyrule Fantasy
>>12500261Does "boss" wordfilter to "mayor" now?
>>12500293he's retarded. look at what he's wearing.
>>12500293This boat only has one stop. Detroit.
>>12500293he's russian
>>12500281This and it's not just Gradius
Is there a particular reason Britbongs went with mayor like... sheriffs, governors, or lords?At least boss conjures up the mob, criminals, etc.Mayor is just so odd and quaint, lol
>>12500353dont forget ps1 was called PSX
>>12500359that's fucking ridiculous
>>12500261Simple: Filibuster.
>>12500261Honestly I would like to know too. That fucker filters me hard everytime, the rest of the game is way easier. Any tips aside from "mayor" dumbassery?
>>12500261try mr blarbos special attack
>>12500359>>12500363you wouldn't call the first and only console in a then non-existent series a PS1, and just abbreviating it to PS would invite the same folks who pronounce SNES as "snez" to call it the "piss"
>>12500386Where'd the X come from
>get called a schizo>proceed to do schizo thingsYou sure proved him wrong.
>>12500471>posting irrefutable proof makes you a schizoGlownigger mentality.
>>12500386>Super Nintendo >Super En Ee Ess>Ess En Ee EssThose are acceptable American names. Americans did not call it the Sness
>>12501675I personally don't remember anyone calling it anything but (the) Nintendo/Super Nintendo/S-N-E-S, but I've heard Snez occasionally among the younger crowdthe bongs are obviously poisoning their minds
>>12501675>>12501686It's the Super Ness.
>>12500261look for a speedrun of the game or no damage runs
>>12500261>>12500371force him to the corner, when he stands up press A without a direction to dodge his wake-up uppercut move, then grab him while he is still in the last frames of the animation and is open to grabs. Do damage, repeat.With Axel/Skate/Max you can also go some distance and precisely time your blitz attacks to always hit him, but this takes way more time.If you managed to bring over the ninja katanas, or the pipe on stage 8, those weapons will also outrange him and you can just move back, hit him, repeat.Also, do not pick Blaze, she doesn't have any power moves. Even Skate can do 3/4ths lifebar combos in 3 hits, the only power moves Blaze has is her blitz and f.A, and you can't even combo either of them. You'll be stuck doing throws which aren't that strong.
you fight mayorsi fight governorswe are not the same
>>12500337>>12500339>>12500340>>12500343>>12500346New lows auster, new lows
>>12501675>>12501686Super Nintendo or Ess Ness seemed to be the most common ones in Northeastern USA. I have never once heard an American say Sness or Snez.
>>12503610>I have never once heard an American say Sness or Snez.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj8-_Qsjy60&t=8s
>>12500356Nobody did. OP is posting crops from RetroGamer magazine, an issue from October 2025. Every instance was done by the same one writer, a guy named Rory Milne. https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12080648/
>>12503142The guy who started the meme was somebody who just happened to be looking through the US Gradius III manual, found that it called the bosses "mayors," and posted it on here. If I remember correctly, it was around the time that 6th gen was added and Que Pasa Neng and Crazy Frog Racer were the hot new memes.
>>12503635>>12503698https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12080648/#q12080747It seems to have been started accidentally, then that Rory Milne person ran with it for a bunch of articles.
>>12500261he's like soda popinski combined with bear hugger
>>12503610>>12503625Is there any evidence from the 1990s, like not a YouTube channel name?
>>12503625Back in the day my group said "S-NES". essness.Mashing it all into one syllable just sounded.. tawdry.
>>12502580based effortposter
