>we made an incredibly boring, shallow, and repetitive beat em up>except now we also included jarpiggy grinding crap so you can farm the same hundreds of trash mobs over and over to spam through hundreds of dialogue boxes to buy a bunch of random bullshit foods that very slowly increase your stats by some unknown, minuscule, incremental amount>by the way every time you quit out, you must put in this 32-digit alphanumeric upper/lower password to continueWow, what a massive piece of shit. Unbelievable that people consider this one of the best games on the NES.
>>12506236Yeah you're right, OP. We should play real classics like Mr. Wino and Dizzy Prince of the Yolkfolk on the ZX Spectrum instead.
the australian autist has been on a rampage lately
whiny faggot, thread hidden
the passwords are annoying. everything else you wrote is unironically a positive
I feel like internet culture of the late 90s/early 2000s did a lot of heavy lifting for this game's enduring reputation.
did you find merlin's shop legit?
Kunio-kun is cool and if you don't think so you have no taste lol
Is one of those /shmupg/ autists on the loose again?
>>12506240That part. Why were euro games such shit back then?
>>12506330You think maybe most of those publishers didn't have Konami or Namco's bucks?
>zoomer garbage thread #15897124984283763890where is the moderation?
>everything OP says is correct >only response is autistic screechingI can only imagine the type of braindead retard who enjoys the combination of the worst implementation imaginable of two of the worst genres.Streets of Rage released a year later and is like 50x better than this turd.
>>12506505this
jarpigs are good and beat em ups are crap slop
>oh boy do I love killing 500 copy-pasted goons just to mash A thousands of times to sift through endless text boxes just to consume one of 100 random bullshit items that I have no idea what it does with nonsensical balance and pricing sold in the copy-pasted town that looks identical to the last one
>>12506242Reminder that moot called Australians the worst fucking posters on the entire website(also he got raped)
>>12506540As opposed to the ZX Spectrum game where you walk around a 200 room maze looking for keys and die endless bullshit deaths because the controls are godawful?
the GBA version is actually pretty cool with all the customization it hasI much prefer it over the original
>>12507838and then the game crashes because of a bug they missed and the publisher sends you an instruction to type POKE 42329,12 before starting the game to patch it
>>12507839i especially like the hidden mechanic where you earn reputation points depending on how you fight, which leads to you being able to recruit some of the bosses to join you in your journey
>>12507827Well surely luggage lad must know better than anyone.
>>12507843>>12507838No one mentioned the ZX Spectrum retard. Compare to even other games on the NES
>>12507849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhQbojNi3JU
>>12506323Disregard vidya. Acquire granny toes.
