I fucking hate this game. It's horrific and it's so unintelligible whether its the attempt at the voice of the instructor or understanding the spritework that's before me. There are at least 3 things that look like a phone. Suppose I should have read the instruction manual that then IRL teacher is supposed to have, but Jesus this sounds so fucking upsetting that I cannot imagine a baby young as the target audience would not freak the fuck out at the instructor voice. Needless to say this is exactly the kind of shit that inspires creepypasta retro aesthetic used in shit like fn@f, but I say this genuine game is freakier. It was so goddamn loud, screaming at me "PICK UP THE PHONE" while the loudest stock phone bell is ringing in the background, and every task always starts with answering the phone for instructions. There's no fun to it, it's a tech demo to be edutainment for preschoolers and it's fucking off-putting in every way. I don't look at this decrepit fossil of a game and expect anything complex from an Intellivision title at all, but what I experienced was frustrating, dull, and jarring all in one package.
Hijacking this thread asking to spoonfeed me some Intellivision kino worth playing, and don't just give me ports of arcade games
>>12508276Both AD&D gamesTower of DoomThunder CastleTron: Deadly DiscsSea BattleShark SharkPinballSnafuUtopiaB-17 BomberBomb SquadHappy TrailsNight StalkerAstrosmashDreadnaught FactorDemon AttackThin IceEven if you don't particularly want arcade ports, there are a few very good ones.Bump n JumpBurgerTimeLock n ChaseLoco-MotionMission XSpace Armada (not a port but clearly a Space Invaders clone)Several of the sports games are also very good, if you're into those.
