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ITT: Aspects of game and game console unique to Britain

I'll start with the Amiga, choose between sound effects OR music
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full-art title screen
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Oi Me Speccy innit its really the dogs bollocks!
-Kim Justice
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bouncy text with gradients (that Amiga demoscene style)
rad prog rock music that uses the sound chip to its full potential (doesn't just emulate orchestral music)
lack of fun
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>>12531150
Doesn't count. Japanese supervision.
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Even games from abroad were given British spit shine before releasing in bong land. Did you like super Mario 64? Now try it with black borders and 5/6 framerate!
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>>12531197
>black borders
retard. there are no black borders because PAL is higher resolution than NTSC so those borders are the vertical height YOUR'E missing
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>>12531768
>vertical height YOUR'E missing
Ocarina of time already runs at a low 20 FPS on NTSC hardware, I'd rather have a slightly lower vertical res than play it at a constant 16.67 FPS
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>>12531134
That highly exaggerated phenotype look with big eyes and ears or extreme proportions like in the Worms cutscenes. With American games they are more likely to trace a photo, compare the Commander Keen title to Normality.
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The most epic moment in British game design. They literally recreated the city in the game.
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this will fucking murder you
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>>12531134
>I'll start with the Amiga, choose between sound effects OR music
This simply results from having only 4 audio channels. Devs thought probably that muting fraction of music just for sound FX to play was too jarring. Artistic choice + hardware constraints more than anything else.
In other instances, like Gods for Amiga u had only few songs for tile, credits, etc but for actual gameplay there were only "surround" sound effects mixing and echoing within hard panned audio.
If only Amiga had 6 channels, almost certain that wouldn't be a problem.
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>>12531989
ive always been astonished at what the amount of effort had to have been to do this, all to put it in an intentionally unfun game that just wants to be a guy ritchie movie. so much pointless "realism" that ends up making the game feel even more unrealistic than normal video games.
>medkits are unrealistic. instead you lean on the wall to recover health, while your blood miraculously vanishes
>on screen maps are unrealistic. instead your character uses his fucking turn signals during high speed chases
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>>12531197
That was for all of PAL, not just us. Looking back though, I don't know how I managed to bare the 50hz speed and black boxes.
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>>12532014
Actually you need water to stay hydrated and stay alive.
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>>12531768
You had black borders on your games, deal with it
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Decent management sims not by Maxis
Demoscene effects and scene like music (though that's probably European games in general)
Weird ass mascots with odd looking faces
Game looks and feels like something you'd see on Nickelodeon
Game title listed on HUD, like you're really going to forget what you're playing as you're playing it
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press up to jump
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>>12531197
a bong made that title screen
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>>12531768
>i'm missing out on dead unused space
...huh?
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OI LEMME TELL YA THA SPECCY WUS DA GREATIST MICROCOMPUTAH OF THA 80S NONA DEM JAP SLANT EYES OR FAT YANKS COULD COME EVEN CLOSE TO DA MAJESTY OF CHIP CHUP OR BEAR BUVVER OR GRUMPY GRUMPHREY ROIGHT NOW YOU GOT ANYTHIN YOU WANNA SAY BOUT ME SPECCY COM ON DOWN TO THE CRICK AND CROSS IN IPSWICH TONOIGHT YOU BLOODY TOSSER ILL WALLOP YOU ROIGHT CHEERS
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>>12534362
>ROIGHT
That's an Irish accent.
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>>12531989
>>12532070
remember BT whining because of the mission where you dress as a BT engineer and start murdering people kek
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>>12531134
Bri'ish are the kind of blokes who would drop these choons into their games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHMzCpy0fXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esHpGuBkGys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB1EZI5e9hc
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>>12534362
>Americans butcher English
>They make fun of the people who invented the language
The combination of retardation and arrogance fro you guys is breathtaking to behold.
Also, that other guy is right, you're not even making fun of the right accent, retard.
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>>12531134
>He remade the thread because his hate boner for the bongs wasn't sated the last time
Get help, anon.
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>>12534330
I know, the black bars are a dead give away
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>>12534364
>>12534496
the fuck you talking about put on any episode of monty python and wait a couple minutes. they all say ROIGHT

sensitive fucking bongs jesus christ lmao
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>>12534684
That would be Graham Chapman who used an unplaceable but undeniably Irish accent for police officers for "comic effect". Possibly because at the time Irish immigration to the UK was high but they wouldn't become police.
Americans are not capable or willing to differentiate accents across the UK and Ireland and get offended when its pointed out.
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>>12534501
It's my first time making a thread in years, but I was shitting on you in the other thread...which I kind of regret, you need help. I sincerely hope you don't spend all of your time alone, and maybe you can get help dealing with a few things, anyway, I'll leave you alone. Take care
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The people making your Speccy and Meeger games on weekends
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Nothing will ever top the moment this dropped.



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