>>12550367Dra+Koi
Women like fighting games for some reason. Go figure.
Mario Kart 64
>>12550394Neo Geo is a pussy magnet. Only real hardware though.
>>12550367I've never spoken to a woman IRL and neither have you.
>>12550376Cool, you're blessed she likes visual novels.>>12550394Interesting. Do you mean stuff more like smash bros, or something more like street fighter 2?>>12550395I've done this, Mario Kart and Mario Party are always great choices
>>12550406>street fighter 2SF, KOF and especially Mortal Kombat.
>>12550394Probably either because they like games that feature cute, dressup-ish outfits for the female characters, or because they want to get railed by the muscular dudes.
>>12550417That's cool man, I'll try to start her with street fighter first before getting into Mortal Kombat
Not retro but my wife saw me playing unpacking and she was like “this game must be hard for you” because I’m very unorganized, it’s funny, but she’s also autistic so she might not know how good of a burn it was.
>>12550432Kek. I think there's other reasons too. 1) The premise of a fighting game like SF is straight forward, so it's pick up and play. 2) I think the 1v1 social element is a big factor. 3) The matches are short and sweet4) If they are even slightly competitive they will want to keep playing
No one here has been in sniffing distance of a female who wasn't their mother, try asking somewhere else.
ai cho anikihokuto no ken ps2muscle marchjojo phantom blood ps2
>>12550395Even in the year of our Lord 2026 when a girl says she can kick your ass at Mario Kart 9/10 times it’s Mario Kart 64. It made sense when I was growing up, but it really doesn’t make sense to me in current year but yeah, unless she’s a YT/twitch streamer girl and just a normie it always seems to be MK 64. And it’s all fun and games until you hop the railing in star road or hop the walls in warios circuit cutting the race in half and then someone usually gets angry.
The most retro thing she plays is Sims 3 but that's not quite retro and she has it modded to hell and back. She does sometimes watch me play the Saturn tho
I used to smoke crack with a hooker a play co-op Tetris.
>>12550460But how much of it is, "just a fighting game he happens to have on hand that we can both play?" >>12550468Yeah, for some reason it's a popular retro choice among girls. Must be related to the switch online service as well>>12550468That's cool, I like when the girl just keeps me company when I play games. They do seem to like sims a lot, everyone but 1. I never played any, I wonder if it's a good multiplayer game.>>12550495Lmao, tetris is cool for everyone. I wonder about pong, I might get a retro pong console, heck, I might even get grandma to play as well.
Women played the Sims back in the early 2000sAnd the current females just play console slop or mainstream online FPS arena crapYou won't meet a girl who's passionate about playing Tekken 3 because she likes the mechanics
>>12550367I have a wife (male), so all of them.
I've played through the classic Tomb Raider series multiple times with my gf, once just for fun and then again going for all secrets. Also the first three Jak and Daxter games, ICO, Contra: Hard Corps (w/ cheats) and a bunch of random old arcade games we played on CoinOps on my OG Xbox. We ended up playing Jungle King a lot for some reason. She even got a kick out of a bunch of offensive ROM hacks I downloaded (Baby Dodgeball, Super Nazi Penis Cartel, etc).My life is complete dog shit but I know I'm lucky to have her.
>>12550367Tetris, Columns, Dr. Mario, etc. Any puzzle game really is gurl bait.
>>12550456I have been, but the women didn't know I was.
>>12550495The fuck is coop tetris?
>>12550637Tengen Tetris on NES is the only one with the mode I know of. Big screen and you each control a piece. It's tricky.
>>12550405Women don't actually exist. It's all a massive psyop. Name ONE woman.
>>12550632they call him fast eddy the sniffer of the sweatyand it aint cuz hes fast, if yer pickin up what im puttin down...
>>12550654Jackie Chan
>>12550569I can second this my ex only played killing floor 2 and overwatch. What console slop do you mean though? More nintendo shit or sony AAA movie "games"?>>12550594Based
I don't understand how someone can be around a person 24/7 who intrinsically can never actually enjoy video games.
>>12550394>>12550403Hey no lie. My wife loves playing kof02. She also like SFV.
>What retro games do you play with girls, GF, wife, dates etc?Man, fuck you...
>>12550403Haha. It is
>>12550367OP forgot to say sister, thread ruined
The version of Puyo Puyo that's in Sonic ManiaShe always loses. No, I don't let her win.
>>12550367The adventures of cookie & cream and we love katamari.
>women>retro gamingHAHAHAHA good one.
>>12550367the only women that like retro vidya are women(male)
>>12551157>>12551160My older sister looks like picrel and she liked Zelda and Mario sunshine. Gamecube was kinda for fat emo girls.
>>12551167She's probably in sims 4 or stardew nowOr any mobile farming game + match-3It's always those culprits, they never play real gamesAnd when they do, it's garbage like LoLThe only retro games i can think gurls would be into, is harvest moon, sims 1 and animal crossingI'd be genuinely surprised if any person with XX chromossomal sex played something so popular with women like harry potter pre-7th gen in the last 5 yearsThey would probably give up at any technical problem or complain about graphics/clunky gameplay, while happily enjoying sims 4 microtransactional hellhole and 5fps riveting gameplay in demanding areasI say this not because I'm an jerky hipster and elitistic asshole, that's the case too i suppose, but my main takeaway is pure disappointment in their lack of perseverance and curiosity.This isn't exclusive to them, many /v/eetards are like that too, but come on man... Why they're always relentlessly seeking uniformity? Not to be an incel dick, but it's genuinely baffling...
>>12551167Hey... wanna become brothers-in-law?
>>12550432That's an unironic appeal. Your player character is a stylish and attractive girl who guys like and who has some power too? And there's multiple different outfits to choose from?It's really quite obvious, and only deviates somewhat from the counterpart male powerfantasies of playing cool chad action heroes.Everyone enjoys watching someone cool do cool things, and everyone wants to be someone cool in some way or another.Oh yeah, and some women enjoy seeing brazenly masculine men, too.>>12550450Also true.
>>12550456Some of us are old enough to have hit puberty decades ago, it sucks that you were warped by coof lockdown, but your generation's experience was abnormal.
>>12550460How's the Phantom Blood game? It's perhaps my favorite part in both the manga and anime.
The two I can always count on my wife to play with me are Spyro and Crash. Theme Park too a lot of the time.
>>12550650I played this with the CPU2 player, and it made me mald because it would make retarded moves that would fuck both of us, which sometimes you could stop in time, and other times not.
>>12551750It's weird how girls never play strategy sims but somehow make exceptions for Rollercoaster Tycoon and Theme Park.
>>12550745Games either give women the ick or they are playing assassins creed 9 modern warfare 10 or PC arena game (hey guys I'm a grill btw tee hee silly boys don't hit o mee) whatevers popular.. whatever shilled by corporate.. ghost.of nagashima or whatever
>>12551973You've met some boring women.
>>12551167I knew a chick in high school and back in 2017 her then boyfriend gifted her Twilight Princess for GameCube. She ended up becoming a blimp years later
>>12551167my bunkmate's sister was a fat ugly The Sims fanatic.>>125503673DPD on my anime gayming board?
>>12552072That's 3DCG, you tard.
>>12551295>mobile farming game + match-3i played like 1 farming game in my whole life. Puzzle Quests were fun, but those aren't /vr/ regulation.i've only seen "normal" unfat grills play rhythm games,Maple Story and "competitive" e-sports kinda games.
>>12552075too many real human beans talking about unfun real wahmen here, brah.... including myself.
>>12552083My girl loves to play guitar hero with me
>>12551167What's your sister's @
>>12551753Much more fun with a hooker.
>>12551140That game seems fun, thanks for rec.>>12551295Oof, the LoL thing is so accurate dude. I wonder how many noobs I find online are chicks. I wonder about how many girls played that Harry potter gamecube game back in the day. It's probably more than what we think.That reminds me, I have that quidditch game for the gamecube, I'll try to get her to play it with me. I'm not a sports games buffoon, but that game is appealing.>>12551739Short and sweet matches is definitively a factor. I can't see normie girls playing long rpg games as a common thing>>12551767I wonder about that too>>12552083That tetris street fighter 2 ps1 game is probably a good choice then
>>12550367My wife and I loved beating Super Bomberman together one time, also beat World of Illusion, good memories.
>>12553090It's funny because there are a myriad of options and bettergames with greater accessibility and interesting gameplay.Sure, it doesn't look as crispy, but there's a lot of charm.And yet, they choose suffering because there are e-kittensthey imagine themselves as their smol beans e-avatar.I'm not pulling this out of my ass: something like 98% offemale players only play female characters.Strip all that coat of paint and the underbelly is ugly and sweaty.I've been there. I've seen some shit.
>>12552245of cose you do. did you also hug your fat gamer sister today?
Women I've met generally like the Neo-Geo. It's not a joke, either. I've had plenty of girls ask if they could come over and play some Metal Slug."Can I play that one where you shoot things?"
>>12550650Tetris the Grand Master 2 has a mode like this too. Both players have to reach level 300 to win. The game enters 20G mode for the player who finishes first, so both players have to keep pace with each other and try to finish at around the same time or it gets impossibly hectic.
>>12550367>nuKasumiBlegh
>>12553727>"Can I play that one where you shoot things?"t. girl who stinks good
