How do you think the Saturn and Dreamcast could've succeeded in USA and Japan?
Damn, not even big gravure booba saved these consoles
>>12556613Sauce on saturn model?
Hiring mr blarbo
>>12556613I’m pretty sure these are AI. We already had this thread on /v/ and no one could find the covers on magazine archive sites. Covers like these weren’t uncommon but sadly these two in particular probably don’t exist. I still jerked off to them anyway.
>>12556626Stable diffusion. :)
>>12556660They're ads, not covers. Holy retards with rent free AI
>>12556626That appears to be a US Model 1 Saturn in the image.
>>12556709The one on the right is clearly a cover. One that never existed, saar.
Why is OP such a worthless faggot
>>12556613Imagine if the Saturn in the west had big tits instead of fucking Nights and the stupid game cases with squiggly text
>>12556709>>12556626They're AIYou can tell by the fucked up VMU, and nips have confirmed that these ads use taglines that were never used
>>12556767Imagine being so mad at boobs that you write an entire article of seethe
>>12556781>defending AI garbage ISHYGDDT
>>12556798Which is worse, I wonder>real fake boobs>fake real boobs
I saw this on Facebook the other day and contemplated posting a thread about how the Saturn would've thrived in the west if they marketed it with boobs, but I withheld fearing a "Trolling outside of /b/" vacation.
>>12556805Posting AI slop should be a permaban from the internet. Maybe grounds to be sent to an ICE camp.
>>12556798>>12556816asspained "artist" detected
4chan is destined to die a slow agonizing death from inundation of AIslop spammed by jeets that got access to the internet 6 months ago
>>12556613There having been even one sane, competent adult in charge at either SoJ or SoA.
>>12556767>annoying ?
>>12556613>Saturn>Dreamcast>Gamecube>how could've they succeeded?By having more ads? I've never even heard of these consoles until I got into retro emulation.
>>12556935KONATI DE VOMITO
>>12556724>I am clearly not AI. AI wouldn't be so retarded.
>>12556827The fact you got psyoped into hating art is just fucking crazy dude. Hitler would have glassed you fuckers too. Without the arts, a culture is nothing. Youre telling me you'd use an AI generative embelem for your Uboat rather than have one of your komrades paint it? Straight to the gas chamber with this one
>>12556781Yea these are the same people screaming about gamers objectifying women and then go and watch cuties on Netflix and spam only fans as a way for women to be “independent” and whatever else bs double talk. I miss when gaming advertisements were aimed at the true target audience which is males. Fortunately, there really isn’t anything worth advertising for, for modern triple a gaming. Damn retro gaming is so good, not just the games but the whole culture surrounding it. This is why it had to be usurped and destroyed and why we get slop slop slop and more slop now. Thankfully they can’t really ever touch retro gaming w all the preservation of magazines and ads and the ease to access tons of retro w emulation to og hardware and brand new console revisions or fpga systems that work w original copies.
>>12557215As for the topic at hand, Dreamcast was already doomed from the horrible mismanagement that this board has gone over to death into detail on why it failed.
>>12556935Pretty much this. The number of launch errors in the 90s was all but total.
>>12556767fuuuuck ill take the xbox and dreamcast babe
>>12556947It's an IGN site, that should be enough explanation
>>12556781This. Fuck insiders and kikeipedia.
>asspained "artist" detected
>>12557256It’s people like the one who wrote that article or whatever who got booth babes banned. Absolute scum. Gamers loved being advertised to by beautiful hot women. Didn’t always work but it was always fun to look at. Now they have a transgender quadriplegic modeling at the met gala and it wouldn’t be a stretch for these creatures to push that kind of “model” on you w advertising for a game and then call u a monster and bigot for not accepting it. Just another reason why retro gaming seems to be getting bigger and bigger w all the releases I mentioned before w companies like Plaion and Analogue and whatever Lucky Palmers gaming company is called doing there passion projects of reviving old school gaming. For us on this board, yeah we can all download and emulate or use old hardware we never got rid of but for a normie to be able to just plug and play into a modern tv I think that’s absolutely awesome and we need more normies getting into retro because imo it may spark more of these recreations and hopefully people start going back and making full games for these systems. I know it happens on snes and genesis but I’d love to see some brand new n64 games or brand new psx games being released.
>>12556827soulless jeet detected
>>12557286>>12557764how's that liberal arts student loan treatin' ya
>>12557771How is the Ganges river treatin' ya? Or bingo night at retirement home?I swear there are only two AI enthusiasts: Indians and actual boomers.
>>12557209urmm actually hitler hated art and wouldve gladly epicly owned duh art troonz. ai wins again libtard
>>12557771You don't need to be a student to appreciate art; that comes free with being a human (post hands btw)
>>12557771Hey anon there's a great account on X called "End Wokeness", you should really check it out!
>>1255661390s girls were so hot
>>12556613Saturn was pretty much successful in japan up untill 1998. Maybe Dreamcast not so much. Nobody cares about the USA. They are gone soon anyway.
>hourly "WHAT COULD HAVE SAVED THE SATURN?" thread
>>12557209>embelemretard
>>12558092Sega of Japan not being retarded
>>12558092Sega of America not fucking everything up
>>12557286kek jam boy look like that
>>12556626>Sauce on saturn model?HST-3200 most likely.
>>12556767>XboxWtf, I love ai slop now?
>>12556781This is literally the guy who wrote a big article about why his website will no longer cover ModRetro because he personally doesn't like Palmer Luckey
>>12559240>>12559231>>12556805Wii U and X360 pls
>>12559831What an absolute twat. Is he also not gonna cover aes+ then?
>>12559231need her to give me a nuru massage as I play Alex Kidd in Shinobi World
