This game constantly trolls the player. It doesn't matter how many hours you put on it, it WILL still troll you even when you think you've finally gotten good and made you reconsider everything. And I'm fucking tired of getting trolled.
The only trolls are the two gimmick holes per course. Memorize how not to bogey on them and the 1cc is yours.Also memorize how to get the 1 easy eagle per course.
I'd rather play the golfing minigame in GTA V, it's more realistic.
>>1255961215 is my best score, it's a good score, but it all has to go like a dream. Half of the time I'm just getting trolled by the fucking wind, the randomized hole placement ruining the tactics that previously worked, etc etc. I just fucking hate the game.
>>12559627Not retro >>>/v/
>>12559630how many hours have you been playing?
>>12559641Over 80I don't know if I'm in a slump right now but I'm playing so badly lately I'm hating the game and whatever worked before doesn't work anymore and pfft fuck me
>>12559645Have you got the 1cc yet?
>>12559652Nope, I was really close that time I scored 15 under par it was a matter of timing, got an eagle just after I ran out of holes near the end of the course and haven't been close ever since. Also I've been playing worse since I upped the difficulty to lvl 5 thinking it only affects opponents having a better score, but perhaps it has an effect on some other stuff too? My putting has been putrid lately.
>>12559606>This game constantly trolls the player. It doesn't matter how many hours you put on it, it WILL still troll you even when you think you've finally gotten good and made you reconsider everything.This can be said about the actual real life game of golf. It's why people keep coming back.
when they say>On the green!you have to say it along with them or you will be FUCKED and never beat the game
>>12559669Upping the difficulty increases wind and changes hole placements on the green to more difficult placements.
>>12559693Knew something was afoot. I spent the last couple of days playing on lvl 5 and I was about to go crazy
>>12559692>ON THE GWEEN>I DID IT!kino
>>12559606That's how golf IRL feels to me
>>12559692>you have to say it along with them/thread>>12559627>GTAAlso get a NEO GEO you dumb fuck.
>>12559627I'd rather play Kirby's Dream Course.
>>12559630>the randomized hole placement ruining the tactics that previously workedAwww, the game didn't let you beat it with rote memorization? Get fucked
Reminder that the Neo Geo CD version of Neo Turf Masters is the superior way to play. It has trophies to get for completing each of the courses and an exclusive course.
>>12560934>and an exclusive course.full of meme holes
>>12561067It's arcadeslop, the whole game is full of meme holes and cheap bullshit.
>>12560934>no cute voice overtrash for big dumb retards
>>12561273It's enabled in the options menu.
>>12561071kys tendie.
>>12561274trash for big dumb retards
>>12560934Scotland is being ported to the AES+ version.
>>12561431There's a hack to overwrite one of the course with Scotland anyway, so the CD version is redundant anyway.
Is it me or does the game give you stronger winds when you're doing well, regardless of difficulty? I was -14 and at Japan's hole 16 (which is already difficult and requires precision) I get these 14+ power winds against me ruining my run.
>>12561697it's an arcade quarter muncher bro, they're pretty much designed to rape you
>>12561672True, but the AES+ version includes all five without having to overwrite one of the courses.
>>12561431So i just need to wait until the rom gets leaked.
>>12559732it's a fucking video game
