Someone told me that the woman who does one of the minigames makes you pay barely a cent because she's some mysterious fish fucker and I thought he was kidding, speak to her as zora link and I literally only paid 5 rupees and she says you are "just her type" if you don't play again. The fuck?
It's a children's game.Literally Fisher price
>>12561946I'm not actually seething about how much it makes you pay, it's just weird they have a woman into beastality in this game.
>>12561949It's probably less about the fact it's Zora and more about the fact it's technically Adult Link
>>12561952Adult or not, that's still a big fish
>>12561952I thought it was because Mikau was a pop idol.
>>12561937Can you blame her? The OoT reboot really prettyfied the Zora after the previous games had them looking like the Black Lagoon creature.
gooner fatigue...so tired of everyone being so explicitly sexual in all areas of life
>>12561967>everyone being so explicitly sexual in all areas of lifeAlways have been, you were just brainwashed to think sexuality is bad.
>>12561937It's not species related. The bomchu girl is racially and specially blind. The thing of it is that she likes musicians. Nothing more than that.
Fun fact, the woman singling out the Zora form confused people since you only get the Piece of Heart for doing it as Goron since its the most expensive form, so the 3DS remake changes it so that she has the hots for Goron instead to better signal the Piece of Heart.
>>12561937Are you telling me you wouldn't fuck Princess Ruto? I mean, yeah, she smells like fish. But in her case that isn't a warning sign.
>>12561974Did they change the dialogue from the N64 version?
>>12561978Not after how annoying she was in jabu jabu
>>12561974>since you only get the Piece of Heart for doing it as GoronI didn't know that, thanks anon.
>>12561983Yes. She singles out Goron now to point you to the piece of heart.
>>12561967Word. I was happier when I was a child and didn't even know what sex was.
>>12561989Oh that's pretty smart.
>>12561969It used to have to be innuendo if you wanted to publicly talk about how you want to get fucked or what turns you on, but now everyone lost their dignity and their filter.People will openly call women "mommy" online if they have big breasts because their brains are so warped by modern porn that is all incest themed and made by (((the same producers))).
>>12561957For you
>>12561983>>12561937I think the joke (yes, a joke, not muh goonerbait) is that she's a stereotypical horny young woman who finds something to be aroused by in any adult male.
>>12561949I want to fuck a Zora too, mate.
>>12561978>I mean, yeah, she smells like fishThat's how you can tell she's female
>>12561974KING KONG
>>12562042This beat is bananas!
>>12561978why a fish got a titty
>>12562058To make my penis erect, next question.
>>12561967>>12562003Oh shut the fuck up. The only reason you're even here is because of sex.
>>12561937what are you rambling about, schizo OP?
Ahh yes many a good fap was had
>>12562062>I have to masterbate constantly and sexualize everything and goon every day because....well JUST BECAUSE, GOD LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS
>>12561967I think 4chan's always been like this.
>>12564773Its a century older than 4chan.Every female character in history if print media has been gooned. Itis the default state of all mankind to appraise every female form on how fuckable it is. Go read some 100 year old Tiajuana bibles, they were the first instances of "if it exists, there is porn of it"Some people are extremely sheltered or homosexual, but even they want to fuck bugs bunny when he puts on a dress.
>>12564803Popeye's giant cock made me kek
>>12564803>Ginger Rogers in 'A Flying Fuck' by Fluffie CoozyNow that's art. Well drawn, good typefaces, and the artist worked a joke in there too. 10/10.
>>12564803Yeah, degenerates have always been around, it's more that they are emboldened by their slavery to lust in the contemporary age and there are whole industries and algorithmic science to take advantage of youth's natural horniness and twist it into obsession. Like everything in life, it's a matter of scale. Just like how your perception is flawed because it's reliant on a universal "mankind", that old Christian delusion.
Why is Majora's Mask so esoteric? Kinda
>>12564803>even they want to fuck bugs bunny when he puts on a dressI have terminal cartoon fetishism, but even I never got the apparent widespread appeal of Bugs in a dress.
To be fair, he is curiously attractive for a fish man.
>>12561978sure but not the post wall version you posted.
>>12561937>n64 in widescreenthat's a lot more disgusting than fucking a fish
>>12565516yes green hair grill seg!
