tendie faggots were too busy playing luigi mansion and mario vacation lmao
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>>12567817Never ask a Dead or Alive fan to post actual gameplay (they've never played the games)
>>12567817I played both nigger>t. 12 yr old with Luigi's mansion on the 'Cube and DOAU on the 'Box
>>12567821suck it, tendie>>12567823>DOAUyou are lying
>>12567826I promise you I had them. OG Xbox was my first online console. Countless hours in DOA, Halo 2, Conker
>>12567826Of course it's a retroonachievement groid.
>>12567858>y-you don't play it>u-uh you p-play it?? uhm... then you are a retrotroon!!You are my little tendie whore.>>12567853DOAU is the remaster of the first game included with DOA2U as a bonus, so it’s hard to believe you mentioned that one and not the second. But I'l give you the benefit of the doubt, luigi boy.
>>12567817This never did anything for me because Im into fat chicks
>>12567817Need milkies
>>12567876They could've used more booty. That's why I generally prefer the Rumble Roses women, but the DOA girls are fine too.
>>12567817Nah, I was too busy fucking real bitches while you were jerking off to a video game lmao
>>12567817It’s easy to point out the flaws in DoA games these days, but playing DoA 2 on the Dreamcast for the first time was like a religious experience for me (same with SoulCalibur.) RiP, Itagaki-san.
>>12567871The package including both games is just called DOA Ultimate
My uncle bought me DOA Ultimate for the xbox and when he was paying for it he looked at the back of the box and he asked me if he was buying me porn. I said no but he said to not tell my mom anyway
>>12567950There's only flaws through the warped eyes of the modern FGC tournament bullshit. Time was fighting games where made just to be fun.
>>12567817Fucking basedDOA2 came out when I was entering puberty
>>12567817>tendiethat sounds like gaytalk. post Zelda ass.
>>12567826>muh achievements>didnt even beat the game at any difficultynow that's what i call a zoomer!
>>12567817No, I was playing everything because I wasn't poor like you.
>>12568370>>12567817>purple system and purple hairI won't if they made ninja gaiden gamecube spin off about Ayane.https://web.archive.org/web/20071012220533/http://ps2.ign.com/articles/096/096210p1.html
>>12567817>faggotsBasically mods and users of /a/, /his/, & /u/
>>12567817don't look up BMX XXX lil bro
>>12567817they're not mario but these girls certainly make me go MAMA MIA!!!
>>12569465God i miss the old Internet before social media, smartphones and normies
>>12569465https://web.archive.org/web/20000815221043/http://formen.ign.com/news/16883.htmlBased
