I just cantIve never been so fucking bored in my whole life
Zoomer
>popular game people have loved since launch 32 years ago up to now is actually... LE BAD
>>12567832>>12567836Yes, problem?
>>12567828this is what tiktok does to the brainsad but true
>>12567828Ok.
>>12567832>>12567836>>12567864playing something as a kid really does allow people to come to enjoy any dogshit huhsame reason some cultures eat spiders and cockroaches like its a delicacy>zoomer/tiktok>defending the most zoomer-coded games of the 2d eraIm older than you. Id rather fucking play atari than this shit
>>12567913>playing something as a kidI first played Super Metroid in my 20s after getting it on 3DS virtual console
>>12567828>>12567913Do you even like metroidvanias? Have you played any others, modern or retro?I feel like it's like people saying Morrowind/BOTW/Hollow Knight etc is garbage because they have no attention span and don't like exploring.Super Metroid has pretty bad bosses by modern standards and some janky mechanics (like the wall jump and grappling hook), but the exploration and atmosphere are still top tier.
>>12567828Yeah? Fuck your mother
>>12567913nice larp zoom zoom
>>12567828I've played it only a couple if years ago and consider it one of my faves now, fuck off zoomer.
>>12567828I wouldn't mind SM if its fans didn't treat it like the greatest work of art human civilization ever produced. Its an okay game, even great for its time, it has a lot of good moments., but also a lot of insultingly dumb shit. Awful enemy design, awful bosses, awful movement.
>>12568662The movement is sublime
>>12567924botw and hollow knight are garbage though.Morrowind is good
>>12568783>the sublime floaty jump>the sublime walljump>the sublime grappling beam>the sublime springball physics>the sublime space jump that refuses to work
>>12568801>exactly>exactly>exactly>exactly>get good
>>12567924Fuck you, the Super Metroid wall jump is peak. Literally the only wall jump that actually takes some skill to execute.
>>12568808>something being needlessly challenging is...le peakI like how Fusion and Zero Mission completely ditch Supers horseshit and just give you amazing movement mechanics instead. ZM is actual peak metroid experience
Cummming donkeysy
>>12568815>I want to just mindlessly mash buttonsAnd with your next breath you ask why modern games are so shit.
>>12567924Has anyone done a romhack that just fixes the controls? I otherwise really enjoy the game but the way all the moves work just feels inconsistent and like shit. The wall jumping fucking sucks, the screw attack fucking sucks, the space jump fucking sucks, and all of those suck to do because the basic jump fucking sucks whether you spin or not when you jump feels completely random. If a romhack just made this shit work like a normal game I would be more inclined to go back to it more often. Everything else about the game is phenomenal but this is clearly it's biggest problem, not just to me, but for everyone else I've talked to who don't like the game.
>>12568826>Not having to deal with needlessly high friction controls = Just mashing buttonsHoly retard you have no argument
>>12568854>high frictionWhat the fuck are you talking about? All you need to do is press two buttons in quick succession with the right timing which takes all of two minutes to get consistently.
>>12567828it's an adventure, you're supposed to take in the atmosphere i wasn't bored with this game even when i got stuck, because the music and mood and environment had me fascinated
>>12568848>whether you spin or not when you jump feels completely randomI swear modern gamers are incapable of paying attention to what buttons they press. It's literally just spin if you pressed a direction before jump, normal jump otherwise.
Every time you ziggers mention "friction" an cat dies
>>12567913
im smarter than this games
>>12569271
>>12568879wtf my cat just sneezed when I read this, don't do that
>>12568848>Has anyone done a romhack that just fixes the controls?Super Metroid Redux, makes it play like the GBA gameshttps://www.romhacking.net/reviews/5293/
I actually like Fusion more than Super. I don't know what it is, Super has always felt "floaty" to me in a way I'm not a fan of.>>12568815But Fusion has walljumping. You're required to do it in some sections.
>>12570891Fusion ditched the low gravity physics, wall jumping no longer requires parryslop tier timing, grapple is gone, the bosses are actually good, and you don't get lost anymore, the game is pretty linear and everything is signposted/marked on your map.I still think AM2R is the best Metroid game, but Fusion comes pretty close.
>>12570891Fusion removed single wall scaling, you can walljump but only between two walls. I don't think it's required anywhere, there are ladders slapped everywhere. You also can't IBJ in Fusion. This probably led to some speedtranny suicides.
