What's the most pretentious retro game?
>Art depicts them as midgets when they realistically shouldn't be>CC depicts them as midgets despite thisStill a GOAT 10/10 RPG though
>>12568074But this is a Japanese story, so he means that literally which makes it not pretentious. Angels exist and the time devourer is messing with the natural order.
>>12568074Ocarina of Time
>>12568091>the most basic generic ass fantasy>pretentious I think you mean "accept this awful changes because past bad" wind waker
very few if any games have ever felt pretentious to me, outside of maybe Pathologicthe games people usually call pretentious are mostly just trying to do something more than 'move forward kill next bad guy', and that idea pisses them off because they're afraid of not getting it
>>12568074MGS2 and it isn't even close
Majora's Mask
>>12568074Baroque is up there.
Xenogears
>pretentiousAnyone who uses this word when analyzing media is low IQ.
>>12568091Bait, Ocarina of Time is probably one of the most unpretentious games based on how straightforward its good vs evil/clash of civilizations plot is. Majora’s Mask is the one that pretentious hipsters love.
>>12568139This, you fucks have never seen pretentious in your lives
>>12568074Reddit Hill 2Movie Game Slop 2any game by Slopa51
>>12568074xenogears and its not close
>>12568103How is pathologic pretentious? I think it achieves everything it sets out to do and remains within the usual themes of literature. I.e man vs nature man vs man, the usual russian authority criticism shtick, industrialism vs nature, mans and societys place regarding death. That sort of heavy dialogue is usual for adventure games and I think it is beautifully written personally.
>>12568103The only one I can think of off the top of my head is Braid. That seems to be about a year out from being "retro" though
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>>12568138Ding ding ding. Chrono Cross has pretentious moments, but Xenogears is on another level of insufferable pseudo intellectuality.
The actual answer should be a post-Ogre Battle Yasumi Matsuno game. He had a sense of whimsy and fun with OB but then he was all pretentious fictional politics in somber ocre worlds. Tactics Ogre and Final Fantasy Tactics are both really pretentious but I think FFT wins out since it tries to make a grand statement about religion on top of the lame politics.
>>12568074xenogears. it's not even close
>>12568139>>12568154you clearly haven't played zenogears/ know what jungian psychology and gnosticism actually are
>>12568171>>12568471lmao. xenogears mind
silent hill 2
This one is about Darwin's theory of evolution; supposedly...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7tBQomaTCA
Drakengard
>>12568529>drakengard>pretentiousIt's a comedy, not a tragedy.
>successfull Chrono Cross thread with lot's of people talking about how they enjoyed the game>quickly after it dies this thread pops upEvery. Single. Time. I can't be the only one to have noticed the pattern.Whether whatever/whoever is doing this is a person or a bot, half of the posts in this thread must be samefagging.
Moon:Remix RPG Adventure
>>12568420this
>>12568096>genericExcept for the fact that it's popular, which has nothing to do with how generic something is, or the fact that it's in a medievalish time period (because come on man), is there anything actually generic about Ocarina of TIme's setting? Gorons are unique, zoras are unique, kokiris are unique, the creation myth actually exists and matters for the actual plot of the game, and there's time travel. It's really not a standard fantasy setting at all.
>>12568575there's some kid here who really hates the Chrono series. several schizos are on this board besides auster
On what way did Moon remix RPG adventure is pretentious?It's an extremely unserious game with tons of humor and wacky stuff
Is it pretentious if the pretense is towards the player or the in-game characters?
>>12568536You can tell this post was on 2014 /v/ because if you complained that a character was "alarmingly racist" on there now you would get 100 replies calling him based and telling you that youre a newfag and to get off the board.
>>12569017Muh epic subversion
>>12569243Huh, things haven't changed in a decade.
>>12568479A shit
>>12568849>>12569341>parodies are pretentiousseethe more, fag
>>12568074Deus Ex
>>12569443Yes, they are
>>12569473Nta but you're an autist if you really think that.
>>12568575Chrono Cross deserves to be shit on tbqf. What a shit follow up to an amazing game
>>12569845Better than trigger
>>12569783dishonest subversive shit will always be pretentious shit hacks without talent make for wannabe edgelords and pseuds
>>12569885Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>12569856Nah, even you know that's not true. The shitty characters and horrible battle system are straight downgrade. All it has are graphics and music
>>12569845The soundtrack alone makes it worth playing.
>>12570284You need better things to do if you're playing a 100+ hour RPG to listen to the ost.
>>12568074>Being pretentious means attempting to impress others by acting or appearing more important, intelligent, cultured, or talented than one actually is.
>>12568178Nta but they kinda made it unfun to play on purpose for the sake of the game's themes. Something they realized they probably shouldn't have done because they added a goddamn run key in the remake
>>12568395And then you find out that most of Xenogears is just aping shows and books the director really likes and all that shit about being "deep" is just him being a fanboy.
>>12570284Or you could just, you know, listen to the soundtrack and play something else.
>>12569856chrono trigger isnt even that amazing of a game. it's just a decent jaypig
>>12570468I think Im the only person that doesnt mind the runspeed
>>12568076They look like Toriyama characters, which is fucking funny
>>12568074
>>12570654i hate you