It's not that hard once you learn the right timing to kick your opponents in a safe way. Still, that fence thing that falls on you killed me more times I bothered to count.

I beat the original Apple version, wasn’t hard at all.

>>12570519
no, the 3 FPS gameplay just broke me. the latency was insanely slow

>>12570519
I'd rather beat off to Gymkata

>>12570519
it always annoyed me that it was a bad port on machines that had hardware sprites and scrolling like the Atari 800 or the Commodore 64. they werent even used so it was slow as hell

Why does he get defeated by a single kick from his girlfriend after everything he went through?

>>12570519
i had this for gameboy as a kid and i fucking hated it at first until i realized that i could tune in his stats at the start and that made it so funny

>>12571616
Because women stronk, which then begs the question of if she's able to knock the hero out with a roundhouse, why didn't that lazy bitch just escape herself?