How is this old bastard so ripped?
>>12574224It's a video game model.
>>12574224Skooma machines, son.
>>12574224wrpg fans be like: yup, this peak character design.
Skooma.It keeps the blood flowin' when your body starts to shut down.
>>12574232It is peak . Imagine the emperor releases you from prison and sends you to a remote land with nothing but a note saying you have to go talk to this guy.
I know a skoomahead when I see one
>>12574265jarpig retards will never understood the kino of being a prisoner pardoned by fate. all their stories revolve around kids growing up to realize life sucks.
>>12574224he's only 24
>I'm just an old man with a skooma problem.so he was totally Michael Kirkbride's author self-insert, right?
>>12574319I hate that I can actually answer this question seriously. In forum roleplays and internal documents and that sort of thing Hasphat Antabolis was usually Kurt, Goodall = Jobasha, Noonan = Fyr and MK = Temple Zero or Vivec or whoever the hell else he felt like. Generally speaking at least.
>>12574224All characters in Morrowind have the same bodies. The only difference is the mer races (elves) having wacky ribcages, but otherwise they all look like that.This is why when you download a gooner mod for Skyrim, it affects not only young girls but also old ladies, because there are no old people body types. Everyone is the same height as well.
>>12574226Ok but how is the real old bastard they scanned the model from so ripped
>>12574625Because you can put whatever head you want on whatever body you want in a video game.
>>12574625Nanomachines, mah boi
>>12574224Tai Chi Walking
>>12574224Oatmeal.
