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>drops acid
>drinks heavily
>smokes like a chimney
>shuts himself in his apartment for a weekend
>writes the best RPG world ever created
thanks for Morrowind, bro
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>>12580079
>drops acid
>drinks heavily
>smokes like a chimney
>shuts himself in his apartment for weekend
>knock offs prequel star wars at last minute
>writes the most overrated RPG world ever created that gets immediately KEKED in every sequel
Fixed it for you
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Is it true that Todd Howard found him tripping on the floor butt-naked?
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His contributions to Morrowind are overstated. He wasn't the only writer, and not even the most important one.
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>>12581970
Apparently that's a rumor but he vanished for a weekend or a week (I forget) and returned with the 36 Sermons, which left everyone else wondering what he had to do to himself to write this insane shit.
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>>12582108
>There are temples erected along the hollow of my skull and I will ever wear them as a crown. Walk across the lips of God.
>'They add new doors to me and I become effortlessly trans-immortal with the comings and goings and the stride-heat of the market where I am traded for, yell of the children hear them play, scoffed at, amused, desired, paid for in native coin, new minted with my face on one side and my city-body on the other. I stare with each new window. Soon I am a million-eyed insect dreaming.
>Red-sparking war trumpets sound like cattle in the ribcage of shuffling transit.
I see how they could conclude what they did.
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The level of video game writing is so trash. It's embarrassing how people will elevate this type" first foray in to writing" high school-tier garbage.
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>>12581970
I've heard the story is apocryphal, the picture of him laying in his underwear came from a video he uploaded called fat.
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>>12580079
Based and peak.
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>>12582128
All that green text was in sequence. It's total psychedelic bible gibberish.
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:The_36_Lessons_of_Vivec
I pick a random place to scroll to on the page and there's always something insane.
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>>12582131
Baiting people on anonymous image boards is the only joy you get out of life, eh?
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>>12582128
>>12582160
Read the part about Molag Bal and the "spears" and the "biting" of the spears in a blood-orgy that produces monsters than Vivec hunts down to murder with a spear he "bit off" from Molag Bal.
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>>12582254
Ahem
>So Vivec, who had a grain of Ayem's mercy, set about to teach Molag Bal in the ways of belly-magic. They took their spears out and compared them. Vivec bit new words onto the King of Rape's so that it might give more than ruin to the uninitiated. This has since become a forbidden ritual, though people still practice it in secret.
>Here is why: The Velothi and demons and monsters that were watching all took out their own spears. There was much biting and the earth became wet. And this was the last laugh of Molag Bal:
>'Watch as the earth shall crack, heavy with so much power, that should have been forever unalike!'
Wut.
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>>12582198
If you unironically think whatever Kirkbride shit out is genuinely a good piece of writing you need to read a book.
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>>12581970
It's bullshit but I believe it
Just like I believe that skooma-sucker Caius Cosades is like a small self-insert oc
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>>12581905
>KEKED
What is meant by this? Kek'd at?
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>>12580079
didn't he only write the sermons though
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>>12582434
>Didn't he only write the best piece of worldbuilding in any game ever?
yes
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>>12580079
Acid is a total myth. I tried it multiple times and it doesn't do anything. People just pretend to be hallucinate to feel special.
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>>12582362
It genuinely reads like modern literature, which you've probably never actually read. It sounds like it could be something out of Finnegan's Wake or At Swim-Two-Birds
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36 lessons of vivec more like the 36 bong hits from kirkbride kek
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>>12582551
>in a row?
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>>12582414
cu.cked gets wordfiltered
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>>12581905
>KEKED
He keked himself if you look it up.
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>>12582445
*blocks your path*
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>>12582362
books are soulless and go against human nature. won't elaborate further, if you don't understand then you're a husk
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>>12583035
>won't elaborate further
Great, please incorporate that approach into all aspects of your posting here



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