JUST ANNOUNCED ON NINTENDO DIRECTHOPES? EXPECTATIONS?
toasting in epic bread
Kino presentation
WOAH
>supposedly comes out in 2026 but no gameplay was shownit's shit + delayed
>>12623578>REMAKEnot retro. buy an ad.
for those who missed ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Drw2MZ10TI
>>12623578It looks amazing, i'm only worried they didn't show any gameplay.
>>12623612the tapestry didthe actual link in bed looks like shit
>>12623616>the actual link in bed looks like shithe looks perfectly fine i don't get this complaint, he's a child and yet there's people saying the proportions look wrong. I don't see it really
>>12623601it's a remake of a retro game, it is relevant.
>>12623578Soulless cash grab (like all remakes)
>>12623621>he looks perfectly fineain't no way
>>12623608>voice actingcringe
>>12623578If this game was good why are they remaking it? oot is officially considered unplayable dogshit. Nincels what is your response?
>let's ruin a classic for profit a second time!
>>12623635whats wrong with him then?
>>12623578I’m looking forward to seeing it. They didn’t show anything tho except a single shot of him sleeping in his forest bed. I was hoping for something more. Unless there’s leaked footage somewhere else or another trailer I missed it was simply just an announcement. Was hoping for a trailer in the vein of the Star Fox remake. I’m not going to lie, I probably will get a switch 2 just to play it. I’m currently at the shadow temple on my most recent play through. It’s probably my favorite adventure game and in my top 5 games ever. I heard a rumor it may be split into to games? Any news on that?
>>12623653yikes
That Link model and textures look like Nintendo actually Hired that Man.
>>12623653left = dated, fake metascore, false prophet, never stood a chance, obviously needed a remake.right = also dated, also fake, also false, never stood a chance, obviously needed a remake.Third times the charm, snoy. Buy a Switch 2.
The artstyle looks like ass. Realistic like those HIRE THIS GUY videos plus overdesigned crap (Link's costume is a mess).
>>12623653The grezzo remake sucks so bad. I appreciate the quality of life updates, but visually it’s horrendous. Saturation blown to high heaven. I don’t like Link’s models and his run cycle is so goofy. And they somehow managed to literally game-breakingly ruin aspects of Majora’s Mask
Why is wearing clothes made of those shitty plastic mesh fences? lmao
>>12623653if it was the other way around you'd be saying the same thing. you're only attached to left because you played it first and as a kid
needs to see the animation. it was great on n64, it sucked in the 3ds remake, felt like link was constantly hovering in slower motion.
>>12623704consider suicide
>>12623578>HOPES?Navi sex.>EXPECTATIONS?No Navi sex.
>>12623715how can you have sex with navi, she's a floating ball
I can't believe they straight up used the same paper scroll type intro from Wind Waker and then doubled down with a fucking Toon Link interpretation of OoT Link on it, not to mention the 3D Link model is typical UE5 shit. Also, the narration is so cheesy, all of the nuance and subtlety of the original game's presentation has been lost. I'm sure soimales will blow a bussy load for this piece of trash but I'm too wise and jaded to be fooled, and the more I see of this cashgrab will undoubtedly only disappoint me further. Time to boot up PJ64 and do another 3 heart run of the real game so I can bleach my eyes.
>>12623697>quality of life updates
>>12623712>they added soifacekek
>>12623735unironically better cg art style than trigun stampede
What the fuck is bro wearing?
>>12623638>Voice acting??Dropped.
>>12623718they can make her a fully rendered sexgirl like how it was originally intended. but they won't because nostalgiafags are shallow.
>>12623740bom dia, macaco
>>12623741Are you a retard or something?
>>12623741tinkerbell's clothes
>>12623718Where there's a will there's a way to fuck.
>>12623578Not retro but I hope is not AI slop like Star Fox.
Nintendo hired that man
>>12623578It's going to be shit at worst or just really lame at best, the nintendo faithful will defend it til the bitter end, I'll probably never play it because I'll probably never buy a switch 2.
>>12623741denim overalls to complete the "little white boy from the 90s with a blonde bowlcut" look
>>12623704you're almost there. the changes are the problem
For decades now I've been sick of showing off games without any gameplay.It should not be allowed. This doesn't even count as a video game to me, you showed me a movie and a title card, that is not a game. Advertise your game, show me your game, the thing I am going to play. This is so fucking aggravating.
>>12623654something about the face is off, he looks like a midget and not a kidI didn't like how Majora's Mask 3D looked either
>>12623757Retarded faggot
>>12623626No, it isn't. Threads about the (not retro) RE remakes and FF7 remakes get pruned.
>>12623797You will never be a janny, faggot.
>>12623772this
>>12623578Nothing gets changed from the 3DS version at all, because OoT is deemed too much of a sacred cow to so much as lay a single finger on.
>>12623626>remake>relevanttake all my lols loser and gtfo
>>12623802>ai frogyou will never be white lmao
>remakes of remakes of games you played as a kid i just want new games man :(
>>12623813i already know you're trans anon, don't need to tell everybody else.
>>12623578My expectations is that I can feel the shit getting ready to depart the station, might wipe my ass 2 maybe 3 times and hopefully not any more than that
>>12623653Why do zoomers hate atmosphere? All of these remakes, remasters always get rid of all the ambient effects and replace it with bloom and sunniness.
>>12623817That's why i would be fine with this being a story about a pissed off defeated Dorf in the sacred realm, sending back im time multiple phantom ganons to fuck with lonk and zoldo and rewrite history and ends up creating the downfall timeline. We already have the original to go back to. We already have a remake of sorts. Get fuckin nuts this time. Make a playable Sheik and have action scenes along with Link like the old official art depicted. Add in new dungeons. Throw in new towns and locations. Just don't get fuckin too retarded and make BotW3: OoT Edition.
>>12623826They're scared of the dark.
>>12623829it won't be though.it going to be what >>12623810 said with essentially a fancy texture pack slapped on top.all that funding and resources could've been used to just make something new and not the same game you already played multiple times. i get why they do it, reliable financial investment, but remakes of remakes is depressing as fuck, especially when the games are still perfectly playable (and accessible).
>>12623826>>12623830these remakes are all made by shitlennials, but of course the generation of manchildren is unable to accept accountability for being the reason games suck nowadays.
>>12623595After Bayo 3, TOTK and Prime 4, Nintendo stopped doing these extremely early announcements.
>>12623653I'm pretty sure dark imagery doesn't work with the 3DS screen. 4chan is too retarded to analyze that without sperging like a chimp.
>>12623747>he liked Stampedewhat a faggot you are
>>12623821what the fuck are you talking about
>>12623839Torture blood in the bottom of the well doesnt work in the 3ds screen but 4chan is too retarded to analyze that without sperging
>>12623843Come on, you can't be that retarded to distort the argument with something different, unless the "dark imagery" bit confused you hard (should have used dark picture). That shit was for the newer ESRB.
>>12623830For my cousins 18th birthday a couple years ago I asked him if he wanted some cash to go towards a car, if he wanted to go to the titty bar, if he wanted to go the range and try out some rifles. No, he asked me for an led strip nightlight.
>>12623578sovless
They gonna put guns in the game - final boss will be Gunon
>>12623853why tho
Whoaaaaa, Nintendo hired that man!!!!!!!Seriously, between this and the new Star Fox it just seems like they don't know what art direction is anymore.
>>12623873So he can see at night.
Why is he not wearing shoes like in the original cutscene
chuds will argue bottom pic is better
>>12623889Because who the FUCK sleeps with shoes on? Americans walking around the house wearing dirty shoes is already going way too far, but even they don't sleep with them on (I hope)
>>12623908bottom pic is better
they should give link a lifted cummins this time
>>12623645>If this game was good why did they keep remaking it on newer consoles
>>12623908I think either is fine. It's not Blue Point shit, the shit they did on Shadow of Colossus earned them a place in Hell.
>>12623908sovlesssovl
>>12623739so you never played the game i see
>>12623908fixed the top. lacks contrast, is too glossy and the blue filter takes away all the warmth of the scene
>another remakeSo the video game industry is literally just remakes now? What went so fucking wrong?Not that I particularly care since I just play old shit, but anyway
>>12623939oot 64 is an lttp remake
>>12623937Fuck off poser, it's supposed to be night time
>>12623937lookin' good
>>12623941why you posting a frame mid fade when the original color is already in >>12623908 >>12623937?
>>12623942
>>12623945because he's a retard trying to cause pointless arguments
>>12623945>mid fadehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbupiD5axgwliterally the first scene, you fucking reeeeetard
>>12623908>please argue about thisNot when you ask that way.
>>12623939It's more likely they found remakes to be easy money with minimal effort because the work is already done, all you have to do is reshoot some scenes, increase the graphics, done.Most businesses follow the path of least effort with greatest ROI.
>>12623908his head shape makes him look as though he's got midget proportions
>>12623578lol that looks like absolute shitlink is a cabbage patch kid now?why can't they just leave this old shit alone?i just want to beat the shit out of zoomers while screaming MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME
They should this instead
>>12623996You, rope, now.
>>12623784This has been an issue since e3 days. I remember the Huxley trailer and I think the game got cancelled but the original trailer was just a cutscene the graphics were never going to look like that. Probably why it got cancelled.
>>12623634ThisModern games are so shit
>>12623817There’s more new games being released now then ever because of steam and we’ve had remakes and rereleases galore since at least the ps2/gc/xbox days. SNES all stars is a remaster of the original NES Mario games.
>>12623945>>12623949Same fag>>12623961Yea it’s pretty obvious it’s dark at first because it’s Link sleeping at night. They are intentionally being obtuse on this point. I guess they are going to criticize no matter what so might as well start early. I personally don’t like the graphics from that one scene so far but I’m not going to judge it based solely off that.
>>12623817The recent announcements were like 60% ports, 10% remakes and 5% collections depending on how liberally you apply the term "remake". The "big" new games looked by the books as well. How exciting.
If they make the moblins pigs ONE more time, I swear to christ...
We are going to get another direct in September and it is going to suspiciously only show child link footage , but they won't actually tell you that it isn't a full remake.
>>12623578Link chiquito
>>12623601This
>>12623578
>>12624210That'd be hilarious since the portion before the time jump is less than a 3rd of the game. What if they broke it up into 3 parts at $80 each?
>>12623704>if things were different, they'd be different!great insight friend, got any more nuggets of wisdom to share?
>>12623910America has sidewalks and driveways, we dont walk on dirt like you thirdie monkeys
>>12624335>Implying those sidewalks are clean in the first placeAllowing retards onto the internet was a mistake
>>12623578I don't have faith they pull off a proper oot remake.this isn't 1998. you're getting an oot for "modern" audiences.any aspect of "friction" will be removed.no blood on the shadow temple torture chamber.dead hand will be a cartoony joke.no fire temple muslim chanting.no oppai loli zelda.great fairies will be redesigned.no adult themes in general.3ds already ruined water temple and the lighting for the entire game.nothing is sacred.
>european kingdom is invaded by dark skinned desert peoplehow will they pull this off in this day and age?
>>12624335holy retard
>>12623608I hate it. Nutendo is so fucking gay.
>>12624359>no oppai loli zelda.huh?
>>12624378Massive
>>12624385*vomits*
>>12623578A terrible game that only an 8 year old's mind can tolerate. A remake will not change this fact.It will only sell because of the nintendo brand fanaticism
you just know this time ruto will have a full blown dress
>>12623587Not a good sign, they fucked up immediately.
>>12624395and a bulgeand use they/them pronouns
>>12624398stopi can only get so hard
But why
>>12624430money
its pretty funny they gave child link adult features to make him less sexy to shotacons. i cant wait to see how they also bog malon/zelda/saria.
>>12624434But you can play the game RIGHT NOW, multiple ways even.
>>12623578Why the fuck did they slap an adult face on a child
>>12624445but you can make much more money selling another variation of the same thing
>>12623578kill yourself retard, strictly offtopic thread
>>12624445But anon that's part of a subscription service, not an individual purchase like Virtual Console.
Nintendomination!
>>12623578>>12623587>>12623908Why does child Link look like this now??? Is this made for the Splatoon and Pragmata audience???
>>12624567Ninpedomination.
>>12623908top is when a ho moves in and redecorates yo crib
>>12623784indeed and im even sicker of tards hyping up shit without gameplay trailers
>>12623578Already hate it
>>12623578Hate the voice acting. Has to take itself seriously.
>>12624567not with a $500 console lol
>>12623587newfags cant triforce
not retro
Why would you want a remake? Just play the original if you like it so much
why are remakes even allowed? if people talked about remakes this board would literally just be /v/ since they're not releasing anything but remakes why do we even have people who play remakes in this board, are you retarded?
>>12624683Remakes are allowed. Ff7 remake isn’t actually a remake at all it’s a sequel hence why that doesn’t get discussed.
>>12624693i know they're allowed, they shouldn't beno one who's actually into retro gaming gives a shit about these remakes, they're an insult
>>12623578They need to stop making remakes. Especially Capcom. Go remake a shitty game that needs help to be good. Don't touch a classic that's already nearly perfect; they'll just fuck it up somehow (they always do).
>>12624734the remakes are more popular than the old ones ever were, everyone loves them more. why would they stop?
>>12624734>Go remake a shitty game that needs help to be goodThey literally are right now. Meanwhile Nintendo is recycling their 3DS launch remakes lmao
>>12624734>remake a shitty game that failedWow, you should be a business consultant.
>>12623797This is a de fact tendie board.
Buy the Nintendo console and join our exclusive club.
>>12624614cryingreactionvideo.jpg
>>12623634This desu
>>12623741I legit don't understand what I'm looking at. The overlay thing he's wearing seems to be partially transparent, but it's weird to see him in this highly elaborate leather thing while wearing sack rags under it.
>>12624796>What the 40 year old speedrunner Otaku sees when the Wayfair crate is opened
>>12623578It's kinda funny that most of us will be dead in like 50 years but Zelda games will still be here but likely no longer being made. Future gamedevs will have to "rediscover these niche pieces of history" to make shittier lesser versions of them.
>>>/v/
>>>/v/>>>/trash/
>>12623595It has been standard operating proceedure, since the Super Famicom, for Nintendo's devs to remake games, just to familiarize themselves with new hardware. When they release a remake, it's an indicator that they know their current output looks bad.
10/10 GOAT is about to be the 11/10 GOAT. We are fucking winning!
>in the future, there will be dozens of remakes of the same game a la MedEvil
>>12623578I think I hate his perfectly conditioned, gravity defying hair just slightly more than the fact he is sleeping in the uncomfortable tight leather thing.
>>12625029Holy shit, my bro, HELL YEAH!!!
I really want to know why Link couldn't even have socks or a blanket. You can say>oh but people dont sleep with shoes onall you want but literally nobody would've cared if Link was wearing his boots all the time like in the original.Everyone is glossing over the fact that they modeled Link barefoot for what is probably just the opening scene where he shivers in bed... think of how much effort is wasted or misplaced throughout the rest of the game.People had brainstorm over Link's feet since it had to be a conscious design change, then modelers needed to be told to model his feet, then they decided this barefoot Link needed to be the only visual we see to debut a new OoT remake.
>>12625221>People had brainstorm over Link's feet since it had to be a conscious design change, then modelers needed to be told to model his feet, then they decided this barefoot Link needed to be the only visual we see to debut a new OoT remake.I don't think any of the shit in the trailer appears in-game. They probably hired a separate team just to create the graphics for the trailer. I doubt they used the models from the games
>>12625221I bet it's the same guy who designed Young Pauline
>>12623578Do these switch games ever get a pc release one way or the other?
>>12624760>Wow, you should be a business consultantsee Capcom they are remaking Code Veronica a shit game
>>>/vp/tendietroons really can't help themselves but spam their shit everywhere
>>12624348>>12624365>browns seething because they can't think critically
>>12625245>Do these switch games ever get a pc release one way or the other?yeah on yuzu or ryujinx
>>12625364are both of them dead?
>>12623578Not retro. Why is this gay thread still up?
Video Games are not art
>>12625549Holy newfag
>>12625558I thought they were until the current trend of demakes started. Then I realized they can never be art.
>>12625570true
Not retro, out.
>>12625570Are movies not art? Those got remakes way before games did.
>>12625604see>>12625565
>>12625613See>>>/lgbt/
