Times are getting tough, and iron men need to rise. What are some retro games I can play that will train my mind and will into a man of steel, capable of being the rocky promontory?
kirbyklonoa
>>12682152Pokemon
Well? Where are the fucking recommendations?
>>12682157No.>>12682158NO!How do these games train one to have iron will, iron politics? Answer me now.
>>12682160Twinkle Star Sprites while watching Non Non Biyori
Tokimeki Memorial is the only sensible answer.
popful mailmagical pop'npanel de pon
How about you play Rainbow Islands, you fucking homo
Heretic expansion pack on the hardest difficulty. It feels like eating iron and steel as cereal with blood instead of milk.
>>12682157>>12682158Based /thread>>12682163Play a nuzlock poser
If you want to train your resilience against frustration and your lexicon decoding skills, look no further:
>>12682152Ghosts 'n Goblins (Arcade)
>>12682152Abu Simbel Profanation both historically, thematically and mechanically.Let's see you make it past the first screen.
this board sucks
fantasy zone series will dogimmick! toohmm. there's always bloody wolf.https://youtu.be/V3i4bdPzQjc?t=2830
>>12682174Has it been translated, the one Tim Rogers made a video on?
>>12682152Manic Miner on ZX Spectrum
>>12682152BattletoadsNights into DreamsYoshi's Story
>>12682152Will test your mettle.
A few good posts here, let's put it on the right track
>>12682152The original Castlevania releases on NES are fit for patricians.
>>12682152this one obviously
>>12682519what does sci fi entail here
>>12682502Who the FUCK is Will Harvey and why did he think he was important enough to include his name in the title?
>>12682520you get to fight some aliens-like bugs, which clashes a bit with the otherwise fairly grounded tone of the game, so it's cool that it's optional
>>12682526
>>12682152R type
>>12682152Fuck off, fatass.
>>12682152Rayman 1 (PS1 version)
You sound like a insecure faggot who got groomed by youtube influencers who saw Fight Club as a guide on how to grift lonely young men who moved to kick when they got caught grooming teens.
treasure island dizzy was marcus aurelius favorite game
Iron men don't play video game. They wrestle in mud and then have sex with each other.
>>12682686wrong, they kill the people they once saved
>>12682152Donkey Kong Country 1-3Sonic 3D Blast (game alone is too complex for the average Sonic autist, making it an interesting title.)>>12682157Kirby is literally Mario for toddlers and Klonoa is just a scrapped Pac-Man World game turned into furr- im sorry "kemono".Not for men.>>12682158Gen 1 and 3 specifically. Same with the first 2 Earthbound games.pick up Wild Arms if you wanna feel like a Frontierist cowboy again, avoid that Final Fantasy shit unless you just want to feel a little sophisticated and not turn into a sissy fag with an interracial fetish.
Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>12682407>fantasy zone series will doRecommending this.Once you beat the games, manly tears will start breaking out.
>>12682686>real men live in mudhuts like me!!norseshits everyone
>>12682707For me? it's the Labyrinth Zone
>>12682714Pvre Chad Hovrs
>>12682163>>12682152You zoomers are so weird and gay
>>12682628whoa, dude, chillYou can't just suggest that to any random anon without knowing he's ready for it. That game is hardcore
>>12682152Unironically you should play Tokimeki Memorial if you want to train your mind and your will.
the fist of the north game retro games
Probably all of those brain games for the DS. Especially the math.That said, I have a near indestructible casio solar scientific calculator. Also solar is everywhere so there will be electricity and computers in the road warrior times.
>>12683849Not nearly as intense as the one where Ernie is jerking off in a bath tub
>>12683992That wasn't an official game
