Let's have a retro game ads thread.
>>12788474Why I am so BALD
>>12788478cuz frogs are bald, duh
>>12788492Just FYI, this ad isn't real.
>>12788494Bum Raper
>>12788504>wiiuhh...
>>12788504not retro
>>12788494>Known for her tits>Advertise her assRisky move but it worked
>>12788474goatse
>>12788504not retro >>>/v/ >>>/trash/
>>12788551A truly iconic character is recognizable by all their features.
>>12788474
>>12788497pretty funny, though
>>12788596plebbit ahh ad
>>12788596No one's ever read the whole thing.
>>12788494Bonus points for anyone who finds teal or purple ads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBPI8jCweZQ
>>12788674
>>12788653reddit loves shitbulls
prescient, this was just about two years after Alexander Julian popularised purple and teal.
>>12788552i was thinking anal vore
>>12788713Kinda off-topic but... throughout my whole life it was always "walk softly and carry a big stick."That was Teddy Roosevelt's famous quote!Now, suddenly, it has always been>Speak softly and carry a big stick.and I'm not accepting it.
>>12788718If it was a CD-based game maybe it could've been more true to the original quote.
>>12788696How would President Spyro have handled the War on Terror?
>>12788707I thought it just said "Domestic violence" also wasn't it MK?
>>12788653>Calls something plebbit that's before plebbit existed while using plebbit zoomer ebonics normie talkI don't get zoomers
I think this is my favorite ad ever
>>12788720He wouldn't say a single word to them. He would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
>>12788781>I don't get zoomersThey're just retarded, anon
>>12788812
>>12788474is this early goatse?
>>12788812How did, in one generation, Nintendo ads went from>this is the HARDEST MOTHERFUCKING GAME ever made! to>video games are DUMB am I right fellow kids
>>12788870Kek
>>12789759Yup, that's really a toothbrush he's holding...But I really like this one. It's a good one.
>>12788474Burnov got quite the promotion in this game, going from fat-ass mook to muscle-packed co-leader.
>>12788474I distinctly remember an ad for Final Fantasy VII that showed how many cartridges it would take for the game to fit on a Nintendo, but can't find it anywhere. Is it "lost media" now?