This game asks me to believe these muscled green frogs are toads. And yet they do not even have warts, the most iconic and defining feature of a toad? Stupid ass kid game
>>12889007Uhh I think some of them do in the sequels where they have different colors, sizes and one of them even wears cool dude sunglasses
>>12889007I would loved this game as a game but piracy killed the NES in my country, so no games around. Dudes with peglegs would fuck the consoles up during the night, it was brutal.
>>12889019Ha! Good one, Bill! Have a great Tuesday
>>12889007The warts are on their penises. They're there, you just can't see them because of their underwear.
>>12889007They're not toads captain retard, they're Battletoads. Like how a mosquito hawk isn't a mosquito or a fucking hawk.