Remaster when? Even a simple one (inshallah free if you already own the original) that fixes bugs and added some quality of life combat (non retarded targeting and removing non blockable glitch strikes from 10 meters away) from KCD2 would be perfect. Also what are your favorite autistic role plays you’ve had with Henry in KCD1? I always choke out Kunesh in skalitz since he has the shortest knock out timer until my stealth is lvl 4 and I never got over the fact he rekt me in my first 10 mins of the game. t. 189hrs Kunesh choking Cuman Killing woman’s lot DLC ignoring Theresa Fucker
Stop drinking.
Fag game.
>>3833965Fujos with their sloppy yaoi of Hans and Henry is unironically the only thing keeping the main thread on /vg/ alive. Historical RPG enjoyers take a backseat to the femcel drawing contests in every general.
The game is like 3 years old, what do you need a remaster for?
>needing a remaster for a game that came out this recentlyi hate gamers so much it's unrealyou should only be allowed to play text adventures for the next decade for making this thread
>>3834037>>3834038KCD1 released in February 2018
>>3833943>free remaster if you own an original>he thinks a greedy czech would give you anything for freeThe only Slavs more greedy than Czechs are Poles, who are called Slavic Jews for a reason. Czechs are the closest you will ever get to libertarian government.
>>3833943>remasterIn 20 years or so.
>>3833943Fuck off Vavra we won't pay for your first game a second time because you betrayed gamers and your niggerkike worshipping game flopped
>>3833965Nutz in Capon’s mouf“FAG GAME”~quest complete~
Playstation really trained retards to expect a remaster 5 years after the release of a game.
>>3834122>7 yearsA 7 year old game does not need a fucking remaster. What is wrong with you?
>>38366067 years is a whole generation!
>>3833943>remaster
Wish they added more dialogue options. There’s tons of NPCs walking around the towns and castles but you can’t talk to them. It was really charming in oblivion to ask about rumors or topics that came up as you were doing things in the world.
>>3836974>Henries come to see us.
>>3837913“WhAt KiNd OF a LOoOrd is SuR HANUSH?” x 99 gets old fast. I was walking towards the executioners hut once and saw a wayfarer. I noticed the talk option and got excited only to get the same damn question since he was tied to Rattay.
>>3836165>>3836606zoom zoom
>>3838648>using a cash grab as an excuselmao
>>3838651>nooo i-it doesn't count!!!!!
>>3836608Half a generation. Generations are usually 15 years, minimum.
>>3838659>>3838648>Nintendo did it so it's a good thing!Nintendies are unironically subhuman.
>>3839509>nintando did it so it's a bad thang dawgooga booga to you too, mr. Basketball-American
Downloaded the cheat mod on nexus so I could mess around with spawning stuff. Spawned 5 Cumans in uzhitz center and I was surprised the peasants had unique voice lines for seeing cumans. A tavern dweller beat the shit out of a cuman and stood over him saying “fucker” lmao what is this game? There’s a lot of little unique bits that surprise me each playthrough.
>remember to play KCD1>I'm next to a mountain of guard corpses in Ratay>wait I forgot what I was doing last let me find an older save>scroll back to before there's a mountain of guard corpses in Ratay>follow main quest quest marker>some dudes show up and try to be my friend, not sure so I tell them lies and fuck off on a horse>Jimmy go somewhere something>"Go scout that place out for me">ok this actually seems like it's starting to get interesting>something burn all the arrows.>fight my way through a camp of like 30 dudes to burn the arrows>Arrow Barrels pop out of existence with no animation it's like worse than vanilla WoW>well maybe I'll get recognized for basically killing the whole camp by myself at night>nope.jpg>Henry go do everything including get more men>ugh>"the siege of pringlesshingles or w/e">deal with those archers!!>everyone is just standing around as it's a complete stomp as we're fighting less dudes now than what I fought alone last night>what? what are we waiting for?>game over screen suddenly>WHAT?>uhh try again>no game over this time>don't know what my potions do anymore, drink them all>cool! story is happening YES- no wait the game just slammed on the brakes that's too much story I guess>really wish someone would recognize that Henry has become a fucking unit with 100+ combat kills>alt-tab to check something>forget I was playing>close gameestimate year I finish KCD 2028
>>3833943>remasterYou're dumber than an indian
Remasters for games from 1995 that are barely playable without going through an arduous modding and tweaking process? Ok.Remasters for games that were released less than a decade ago that still run perfectly fine? What the fuck is wrong with you consoomer retards? Are you going to buy The Last of Us 2 Remastered Remastered Remastered as well?
>>3833943>remaster>game came out only 7 years ago>game is already visually impressiveLet me guess you miss this game so much don't you? Even though you could just be playing it right now.
>>3844639>Remasters for games from 1995 that are barely playable without going through an arduous modding and tweaking process? Ok.The only acceptable scenario yeah. I've been dreaming for a Rogue Squadron Remaster because as a depressed wagie I don't have time to figure this shit out and I never got to play that back in the day but it looks like sovl.
>>3841496Sounds like the standard experience. What's the problem?
Cant you just install a few mods?
