Who is your Final Fantasy waifu?
Certainly not the women
>>3874723Yunalesca. I will find a way to fix her. This is my story.
>>3874723>>3874726You are all wrong. Kill yourselves. It's Gladio. That is the fucking END of this discussion.
>>3874726They did all that work on its foundation and contouring and powder setting but they didn't fucking wash its fucking hands?! Does it walk on its fucking knuckles like a chimpanzee just because it looks like one? Does it drag its hands through hydrochloric acid and gravel just for the fun? Fucking hell, cover those. Those are man hands. And that is not a man. It's just blatantly reveling in its crime.
>>3874723My pure virgin wife Quistis of course
>>3874723I am Red XIII's waifu.
Gotta be Tifa (original only)
>>3874745Quality post
>>3874723It's a shame she gets effin' nuked.
>>3874723Ultimecia.
Yuna is top tier and the dizzying peak of FF waifu design, which is saying something because waifufagging is what carried half of these games so she had lots of competition. Her biggest flaw is Tidus is an abysmal love interest - though to be fair, every FF male MC is an unlikeable autist there for beta males to self insert into what the japs think is an alpha male.
>>3875296Tidus is a chad though
>>3875296The power of waifuism this game had cannot be understated - I remember that even normies had Yuna posters on their rooms back then. And FFX has a waifu for every taste. Makes sense they went all in for the sequel.
>>3875296Fuck no, if anything, she's a personality black hole compared to Tidus. You've got it backwards because you want to fuck her.
>>3875296>>3875916Yuna gets more fun in X-2 when she's allowed to be a dork more often instead of a resigned martyr.
>>3876038She was a bit repressed in X, wasn't she.. too bad she gets another MASSIVE kick in the balls from her plot twist boyfriend in the end. Girl couldn't catch a break.
>>3874723If I had to pick, probably Lulu. The goth mommy aesthetic aside, what little you can tease out of her inner personality in FFX I enjoyed and made me want to see more.
Probably Terra. She would be the perfect wife.
>>3874723I had a bit of a crush on Frimelda when I was younger
>>3876229Normal, Esper or depends on ocassion?
>>3876250Doesn't matter. Just choosing her because she's one of the few girls in FF that just wants to be loved, zero strings attached.
>>3876268Cute
>>3876458Sex is great and all, hot wife even better obviously, but the true meaning of a relationship, in my opinion, is that connection that transcends the physical; love without boundaries and happiness without condition. That's a rare thing, and I would argue is the true meaning of life that so very few of us get to experience.
>>3876229>Probably Terra. She would be the perfect wife.Lmao, no she wouldn't. Her whole character arc is specifically about how she has no interest in being with anyone, romantically.
>>3876553If you say so.
>>3876546Red flag
>>3876561Is it?
Rydia is hot. Celes is hot.Tifa is hot.I choose those three.Oh wait Rinoa might be hottest nvm. I just never played VIII more than disc 1 so I always forget she exists.
FF1 white mage
>>3874723this pic gives me so much nostalgia. I still remember accessing square site and it being full FF8 themed... Time really flies.Don't think i ever had a FF waifu, maybe celes
>>3876737FF1 white mage was a guy, by the way.
>>3876553Oh yeah?! In my headcanon she will have as many children as the ones in that orphanage place
>>3876553I CAN FIX HER!
>>3876837I said FF1 white mage!
>>3874723You just posted her
>>3876229>>3876250Yeah, I think Terra. I used to have dreams about her (esper form) when I was a kid.
Rat wife for life.
>>3877279You're really gonna put Sir Fratley in the cuck chair like that??? You fucking asshole. Jesus fucking Christ. At least kiss him and bring him to cum in your hand during the cuddle puddle afterward. After all he's suffered, he deserves some consideration.
>>3877162It's the monk for me. He gets HOW MANY attacks per round?! With those arms? Visible musculature in my NES pixels?
Waifu: RosaMistresses: Jessie, Beatrix, Quistis
>>3874736There's nothing to fix. She was perfect in every way.
>>3877738*teleports behind you, casts zombie on you, then casts life*Heh, nothing personal
>>3877743Poor creature. You would throw away hope.
Quistis, Yuffie or Paine
>>3874723I fell in love with her FR, like genuinely enamored with butterflies in my stomach and everything. I used to pause the game constantly to see that pause menu gif. She imprinted something so strong in my psyche it defined my taste in women for the rest of my life.
>>3877429I forgot about Beatrix HNNGHHHHH yeah she's pretty fucking sexy. Would be the best to have a romp with she's probably fiery as fuck.Rinoa would make the best wife though. She's so ethereal looking.
>>3879037>Rinoa would make the best wife though. She's so ethereal looking.And you get a free dog
>>3879037>Beatrix is fiery as fuck.What would lead you to belive that, her entire demenor is passive as hell, sure she's a capable fighter but even in combat she's does the bare minimum.Hot as hell but lays there like a dead fish (smell and all), would be a more apt description.
to each his own
>>3877923Found the pedo
>>3879058I thought you were talking about Rinoa first.>>3879079nta, but really, weren't we all kids when we first played these games? Should my opinion change just because I got older and they stayed the same age?... it's a fucking japdoodle.
>>3879082>Should my opinion change just because I got older and they stayed the same age?Yes.You should be able to understand that what was once considered an acceptable norm can change with the passing of time. This applies to both internal and external norms.
>>3879258>You should forcefully change what you've come to like or dislike based on the vague ever-changing general consensus of what is acceptable.Nta but you know in your heart how silly that is. You don't need to live such an internally opressed life anon. You can still love the cute character you loved as a kid, you're still that kid.
>>3879079Rydia becomes an adult in the game you know... And she was hot as an adult.
>>3874723>selphie's legs>unconscious rinoa>shiva
>>3879609Anon. You're speaking English. Those letters? Yeah. You can call her Lydia, you know. You don't have to say shit like "Seppoopurotusoo". You just say "Sephiroth". Her name is Lydia. That's how the name is in English. Ok? Glad we cleared that up. Good job.
>>3880211Let me guess, you think it’s “Aerith” too?
>>3880211But in all material, including the magic the gathering collab for god's sake, she is called Rydia, not Lydia, so its clearly a purposefully selected name.
>>3880211good bait
>>3880247>Treating the MtG tie-in as cannonNice logic dipshit. That also means MtG and its Marvel tie-in are now part of the FF universe. Now excuse me, best waifu coming through:
Quistis and Yuffie both are blood type A like me, so I am destined to be with them (if only they were real)
>>3880223Let me guess, you think it's "Ahritoosoo" or some such. Aeris is a real name in the West. It's from Eris. Which is pretty ancient. "Rydia" is not a real name, and the R is just an artifact of Japanese not having "L". Aeris spelled with a sibilant in the Japanese because that language does have sybilants. Aeris is correct in a specific way that Rydia fundamentally is not.
>>3880378So why is she still Rydia in the pixel remaster of FF4, why didn't they fix her name if its wrong according to you
>>3880378It’s Aeris because that was her name in the English PSX original, just like it’s Rydia because that was her name is the English SNES original.>Aeris is a real name in the West. It's from Eris. Which is pretty ancient.KALLISTI
>>3880378She's been Rydia in every western version of the game dipshit. Stop being a retard contrarian for no reason or your mom is going to kill herself in shame.
>>3880422Akshually it’s not Rosa, it’s Losa
>>3880434So you're trying desperately to avoid the point, which proves you understood it and therefore you understand that you lost the argument.Rosa is a real name in the West. Losa is not. R exists in Japanese, L does not. Rydia is not a name. Lydia is. It's not difficult, anon. And you're showing everyone that you know you lost the argument.
>>3880439Palom and Porom aren't names either, tard.
>>3880378>Aeris is a real name in the West.No it's not. Why make such a blatantly false claim?>It's from Eris.Only if you squint. Point of note, Eris comes from Ares. It's the typical masculine to feminine adaption in historical naming.>Aeris is correct in a specific way2nd point of note; Aerith has no historical basis but is a near-anagram of the word earth which would fit within the games context.>Rydia fundamentally is not.Lydia is a real-world name and the name of a woman converted to Christianity by Saint Paul.Rydia has no formal basis in any language and can be easily explained by the common mispronunciation of L's and R's by the Japanese people (Don't forget, FF4 was developed in a time where long distance calls and direct (verbal) communication was still the norm).Aerith and Lydia fit with the plot points of their relevant games.Aeris and Rydia are both without basis and only plausible under the adaption of poor/mis-translations.
>>3880439That post you're replying to was sarcastic agreement with you
>>3880447>Point of note, Eris comes from Ares. It's the typical masculine to feminine adaption in historical naming.No, it doesn't. Comes from "eris" or discord.
>>3880447What the fuck? No. Fucking IDIOT. Oh my fucking god.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eris_(mythology)
>>3880447>Aeris and Rydia are both without basis and only plausible under the adaption of poor/mis-translations.They are proper nouns in a fantasy story. There is no correct translation, period. Your laughable attempts at argument on the topic is embarrassing.
>>3880223Dub faggot
>>3880547>Eris goddess of strife and discord>Ares god of warJust as strife and discord can be seen as lesser/subdued forms of war. So to should a woman be seen as lesser and subservient to man.You may not like it, but historically, the world has been built on a male dominated society and when it came to names it is typically the masculine variant that is coined first and feminine variants are derived either phonetically or in meaning.
>>3880593They're different names with different root words and different etymologies. You're literally doing some Five Percenter tier "but they SOUND the same" reasoning here.
>>3880617It's nice to see you jump straight to the cope. I find it hard to believe you can't consider that strife (eris) and war (ares) share a root both phonetically and with connotations of conflict/violence. retardes eunt domus
>>3880593>>3880624You just keep coming back for more. That humiliation fetish is just gross. Ew. Fucking ewww.
Are crystal chronicles girls allowed? If so then clavat womenI know selkies have big titties, but a farmer wife sounds peak comfy
>>3880648You need to calm down and drink some cranberry juice. Once you've done that, you can either go back to the kitchen or educate me on the etymol roots of eris.I'll have pastrami on rye.
>>3880566
>>3880773>pastrami on ryeshit taste. what are you some east coast poseur? just eat a reuben like a normal american.
>>3874723There's no way to interpret this tripping scene as anything but an intentional fall, crafted to entertain her audience.
>>3881012Hey! It's my sandwich and she'll make it how I like it!(also, wrong continent)
>>3877757damn reading this gave me chillsher VA was goated
>>3880773"etymol roots"?Are you so used to relying on ChatGPT you can't even spell "etymological"?
>>3881107>relying on ChatGPTDo you realize that comes across as a projection of guilt? You shouldn't feel ashamed for using a tool.It's funny how languages work, you understood the abbreviation. Now imagine our little discord, a war of words if you will, was happening in ancient Greece and and I mispronounced ares as eris because I had a mouthful of that sandwich you haven't made me...
>>3881185That's not how projection works. At all. But you didn't have to admit so bluntly that you use Chat GPT. We already knew. Because we're used to reading things for comprehension.
Bitchnoa
>>3881250Actually, it is.
>>3881335This 100% call me vanilla but Rinoa best girl
mommy <3
>>3880782>>3880566Pearls before swine
>>3879058>smell and allget back to us when you disappoint a real 9/10
>>3881185gayest post Ive seen today
>>3874723Basic bitch answer but after playing the first ten games its Tifa. Yuna would probably be second place.
>>3874723Yuna and Ashe.
>>3887981>Loses an internet fight>Comes back at a later date samefagging to try and get the final word inWe get it, you're butthurt, be a man and move on.
lulu of course
>>3888166>can't fathom the idea of multiple people thinking he's stupidsorry to break it to you anon but I opened the thread for first time and was simply in awe of your idiocy
>>3874723
For me, it's Stella
