Any games you can recommend with these qualities? Need to scratch an autistic itch, and I haven't had much luck looking myself.>No DRM, or if present, thoroughly cracked>Open world (Not necessarily in the modern sense, but just non-linear)>Any POV (isometric, turd person, first person)>Low magic/tech fantasy setting (nothing you wouldn't see in Dragon Age)>Grounded setting (no Morrowind or Fallout, needs verdant fields or forests)>At minimum player housing or other light immersive sim elements>Absolutely NO glorification of revolutionary concepts (female empowerment, gay shit, etc.)>Player-created character at minimum, preferably with backstory or other such settings.Thanks.
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>>3898431I appreciate your timely response, and wish you great joy posting in Cainslop thread #785,198
>>3898451I don't know any games like this, they probably don't exist
>>3898454Well, Oblivion and Inquisition are deliberately closest to the criteria I set. Only problem is I'm bored with Oblivion and I can't get a pirated copy of Inquisition to run on my compy (Microjeet stopped supporting the runtime package it uses.)
>>3898456>compyyou're either brown or larping as brown and honestly there's no distinction to be made anymore. You did that.
>>3898468I only have heard the term compy once or twice in my life, both times from whites.But interesting choice of a nitpick, in any case.
>>3898480>both times from whitesPer my prior observation, this is flatly untrue. Your anecdote refutes nothing. Defend your vernacular with honor, or wear the skin of shit with whatever dignity you can muster. I don't know if you're the same guy, but tagging in to interfere with the inquiry makes you complicit nonetheless. Also>I only have heardis obvious esl. Keep squirming.
>>3898490I know you won't believe me, but my grammar errors are based in lazy typing on a shitty website, not your gay ass "esl" meme. Now stop trying to derail my thread, nigger.
>>3898490I’ve never heard “compy” before, but we were using “comp” before most of this board was born. Some people used “‘puter” but I never cared for that.
>>3898429Stealth Gothic thread?
>>3898495>grammar errorsThat's the funniest part, you haven't made any. You just type like a third worlder, and make excuses for it. Concede and we can move on, or persist and maybe I'll get bored, but either way it's not my fault your jeet jalopy can't stay on track.
>>3898497See, this is first world speech. But in 2025, men of culture use the term "machine." There's no semantic significance to it but it doesn't sound childish or brown.
>>3898503>or brown.It's Russian though. "Кoмп","Кoмпы" (plural form) and "Пyтep" is how Russians name computers.
>>3898507An alternate theory, now we're getting somewhere.>I'm not ein schwarzenscheissen, I'm urod blyatnovalright whatever
>>3898510>urod blyatnovУpoд Блятнoв? Ah, you must mean Блятый Уpoд. It's transcribed as "Blyaty Urod".
>>3898503I dislike “machine”, except in the sardonic sense of “Works on my machine.” However, I’m sure we can agree that “rig” is trash.
>>3898514No, it's a name. As I understand it, it translates to "Urod of Blyatville". Is joke, comrade, like Dink Smallwood.
>>3898429Well, I suppose it's a good thing this turned out to be a containment thread for the Dink Smallwood schizo.That said, anyone have any suggestions?At this point, I might just rope, because living in this world with no good vidya is too taxing.I guess I'll try emulating XBox 360 Dragon Age Inquisition on PC, and if that doesn't work, I may have to RETVRN to the 360.
>>3898544>the Dink Smallwood schizoareyousureaboutthat.jpg
>>3898544Just go to Balamb already
>>3898522>"Urod of Blyatville"Nobody uses this combination here, so no one would get the "joke". Use "Semen Swalow" instead - Ceмeн Cвaлoв is a stand-in for an anonymous/random person in Russia. Bacя Пyпкин is the same stand-in, but you can't can't spell it in a funny way.
>>3898553I don't get the joke. Is it making fun of nostalgia, or the environment? The maritime Greek vibe is not at all what I'm looking for.
>>3898563Look man, it's not my fault if cyrilloids can't reverse translate a joke to save their vodka rations. If I have to run three separate language routines in my own head to parse a slavjank narrative, then you can run two.
>>3898563But thank you for the lesson. Not sure I believe you about the name itself, but it's cool that you have your own version of joe blow.
>>3898576>Not sure I believe you about the name itself>https://otvet.mail.ru/question/233935948>https://tjournal.ru/topkek/434069
>>3898571>Look man, it's not my fault if cyrilloids can't reverse translate a jokeBecuse you fucking botched the joke. You couldn't even deliver the Russian equivalent of "Harry Kant" properly.
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>>3898587Too late for that one, only picrel will help.
>>3898582I stand by Urod Blyatnov. He may not be a proper orthodox everyman, but he would have his own Russian novel if someone cared to write it.
>>3898507Russians are the browns of whites
>>3898598That would be Scottish. Oh wait, those are blacks of whites. I mean Italians.
