I've seen threads on this board discussing RPG drugs like skooma and jet, but haven't witnessed threads around here discussing RPG alcohol. Time to change that by posting this RPG drink threadI've seen threads on this board discussing RPG drugs like skooma and jet, but haven't witnessed threads around here discussing RPG alcohol. Time to change that by posting an RPG drink threadRyncol strikes me as ranking pretty high in the tier list of all known RPG hardcore alcoholic beverages, the go-to drink when it comes to separating the men from the pussies. For those of you unfamiliar with the mixology Lore of Mass Effect, I'll share the recipe for brewing homemade ryncol cocktails:>2 ounces of high proof (175 or above) wasabi-flavored vodka>2 ounces of high proof (175 or above) tobacco-flavored vodka>3 ounces of low proof (40 or above) melon liqueur>1 ounce of blue mid proof (90 or above) blue curacao>1 ounce of lime juice>2 drops of Salarian salination solution>3 dashes of orange bitters>1 coarsely grinded ghost pepper>5 ounces of coarsely grinded (highly radioactive) bullet-proof glass>90mg of caffeine>1 miniature bottle of tabasco sauce>1 dash of blue sanding sugar>1 dash of blue popping candy>Corn syrup (optional)>3 spoons of honey>Served warm at nearly-lethal temperatures (180 degrees Fahrenheit or above)Why the hell are Commander Shepard and Urdnot Wrex so obsessed with drinking this toxic garbage? Aren't they worried about the cancer warning label legally required by Citadel Law to be printed on every ryncol bottle? Do these retards even read the warning label? They'd be way better off just getting drunk wisely the normal way by drinking liquefied Turians, uncut Batarian ales and the like. The ryncol Shepard drinks, ironically enough, is a more dangerous health hazard than 90% of the space marine missions he completes for his job. In-theory I'd feel safer attempting to kill a Thresher Maw on foot than attempting to kill a bottle of ryncol
>>3915429oops sorry about typing the first paragraph in OP twice. ironically I was quite drunk when I posted that my bad bros
Do people get paid for filling up /vrpg/ with shit threads and keeping them bumped for weeks, even with no real engagement?
Alcoholic drinks don't have different effects (despite what gringas say about tequila) so the only difference is flavor and we can't know what fictional drinks taste like so it's pointless to discuss.
>>3915434The reality is even worse, anon. They do it for free.
>>3915453I refuse to believe it
>>3915429>All this shit>90% of it from EarthDid aliens not have culture before humanity? But seriously, I wish sci-fi authors when they want to include something new like "gloopzorp" crystals they don't just cop-out but play it straight. That's all they have to do, not lore-dump 100000 things and play it straight.
>>3915525If they really did it right, no two species would be eating the same food. Nourishment for one would be poison for another.
>>3915463Welcome to the desert of the real.
>I'm Davide, of Surilie Brothers Vineyard. Gaston is my brother. From our vineyards come the finest wines in Tamriel.>Finer than Tamika's? >Ah, well, in all honesty, no. But our wines are very good. And much cheaper than Tamika's very fine product, I assure you."
Milk
>>3915434How else are you going to trick advertisers into thinking this website is still alive?
9 times drunker on my end compared to last post. no more acting fucking pathetic&gay kindly mind any typerinos/repeat paragraphs that may or may not lay ahead assholes thanks in advance. another true ME Lore pro tip btw? if you wish to RP an outright antisemitic Shepard don't forget who the devs outright intentionally wrote as the Space Jew. QUARIANS! pic related. Not wheezy VolClan stereotypical merchant race. Nor brutal Batarian stereotypical slaver race. Nor arrogant Raper stereotypical genocidal supremacist race. Nor unfairly OP Asari stereotypical woke-enforcement-agency race. Pure antisemite Shepards must:>vehemently despise Tali. most hated NPC in your entire Trilogy>select every dialogue option the to make Tali more miserable than Vorcha piss>Deny Tali access to vast archives of looted Geth databank filebases. ruin her journey to rob space goyim>EITHER murder Tali. Skip Haestrom>OR save Tali from Haestrom. Betray Tali hard shortly after. Murder it on the Collector Homeworld whilst sacking the Galactic Core>Bury the entire Quarian race dead in Rannoch campaignGeth are the literal official space Gollum race, and Quarians the official space Jew race. Indisputable info. the overpaid ME writer team remain on record officially saying it outright>>3915434>Do people get paid to provide golden tier content on /vrpg/ on a semi-occasional basis?No? my Eternal Role on your /vrpg/ is not a paying position sadly. And idc, Im damn dedicated to doing my duty. I work hard performing 100+ jobs. Some jobs (criminal, courier, creature-handler, construction, trader, treasure hunter, etc) provide me reasonable payout, decent credits I distribute fairly to supply my guild. Many jobs (Lore Lord, America's baby-sitter, diplomat, sex offender, regulator, entertainer etc) pay JACK SHIT but level up my spiritual stat>Do millions of 3rd World alien savage niggers get paid to spam the rest of 4chan with unwanted garbage 24/7?Yes! Are you not familiar with Game Theory, fool?
>>3915451>MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!>SHECKLES SHECKLES SHECKLES!!!!>OH YEAH???? OKAY FAGGOT!!!!! EXCEPT YOU FORGET TO REMBER ONE VERY BASIC FACT, COW!!!!>BWHAHAHAAA!!!! THE FACTS HOLD THAT I WIN MONEY IN 1 HOUR THAN YOU FILTHY ANIMALS MAKE IN 2 HOURS!!!!>WOW I BET YOU FEEL LIKE A FUCKING RETARD!!!! RIGHT????If you're trying to suggest my primary goal in life is a simple as "MOAR MONEYZ WHEN?" you can almost be defined as textbook example of God's mistakeDo I like money? Sure, everybody likes money, especially in the dark 2026 ages. Am I blindly obsessed with money? Not exactly then case, no. Were I as blinded as your lost soul in-theory, I'd simply press 10 buttons on my cellular droid-machine, connecting a communication channel with any randomly selected number of my multi-million annual-earning trusted frienders residing nearby my current location in neighboring states who've graciously offered me a fat slice of their irl "infinite money cheat code" in past recent yearsExcept why would I of all anons give a Vorchas' ass about money? Per my inborn nature I'm a minimalist, just like your notorious (estimated 9,000+ IQ) Professor Solus is a minimalist. Nothing in your Galaxy grinds our shit harder than cheating life by adjusting the settings to easy difficulty. Real men like Mordin and myself prefer life raw, rough, dirty and unpredictable. Solving impossible problems is Life's sweetest reward, not some gay shitty little Sheckle cheater's league password bs. pic related a continuation pic of previous pic related, Human
>>3915618Can't say for certain, but, I probably appreciate alcohol more than any anon to ever post shit. Wines/beers are female alcohol in my Lorebook. Literally the only 2 exclusive intoxicants native to my Homeworld of Earth I actively avoid at all costs, only to be consumed when forced into shitty social situations requiring such imo. Wouldn't try screwing about with Krogan ryncol either given the rare opportunity however. Real warriors know our own limits and don't overestimate ourselves lest we risk BTFOing our own adrenal systemsThat said. There is always a reversal to every law. I'd kill any randomly selected member of your breed (excluding myself from said selection list. assuming you are a Caucasian like myself) and even dare a dark double-down maneuver involving a Black soul gem in return for an inter-dimensional Tamrielic import of 1 bottle of Tamika's wine. or even just 1 single bottle of Surilie Bros wine. All 3 of my 7th senses strangely alert me those unobtainable wine bottles are worth killing almost anybody over. related pics to be continued upon a later date. gotta fly! duty calls, dickheads. Lorechad reporting out
>>3915451>accidentally replies to wrong anonWTF oh fuck oh shit oh hell no OH MAH BAD NGMy sincerest apologies anon about my 2nd mistake of the thread today. My intent was to address that half-hostile reply at the greedy bankster/kikester/faggster anon lurking within my thread not you kid. talk about an incalculable degree of a fuckup! Like come on now what are the odds of me botching 2 routine simple shitposts in 1 night-cycle? Error ratio roughly equaling out to 3,720-to-1 of a double-daily failure per my staff's official risk assessment terms which desu is dictated almost entirely by members of incredibly-biased Volus "indentured servant" mathematicians making up up the majority of my personal damage control PR team. Yes, ultra-biased estimations. I'm getting to drunk for this shit. Shucks. Looks like all of the buck is mine alone to suck this tour. I accept full responsibility for any/all reportable retardation from current IP. Go ahead everybody, don't be afraid, please point and laugh LOUD at my considerable miscalculations>pointless discussion>according to my bias VS. gringasHowever your post is scientifically inaccurate and I'd be shirking my job to not point out your error. Even when you carefully measure out adjusted ratios for exact amount of units in equal amounts of alcohol units consumed? When confronted with the equation of Tequila VS. Mezcal VS. Cognac VS. Rolling Rocks VS. Bourbon VS. Red Wines VS. Whiskey VS. Vodka VS. White Wines VS. Gin VS. Bud Lights VS. Brandy VS. Pure level 200 Ethanol VS. Sake VS. Rum not even all combined great scientific minds (myself included) of my Homeworld can provide any legit explanation as to why different "flavors" grant members of my species wildly different varieties of drunken intoxication vibes. Rare Humans are unable to distinguish any difference and you're exceptions not norms. Beyond all scientific measure lay the inexplicable magic of alcohol>t. alcohol enthusiast + officially certified Biochem PHD
>>3915553whoa..... Holy shit!!! DAMN! Thank you. Thank you so very much for your utterly unique hot mind-blowing wise take on this matter, Morpheust. Neo
>>3915429It's all a poison, anon....
Commander Shepard drinking ryncol would presumably have far reaching political implications across the Milky Way. Shepard is the most famous human in the Galaxy with millions of devoted fans. Consider. When it inevitably becomes public knowledge that he drinks tons and tons of ryncol in Zakera Ward's Darkstar Longue on a regular basis, innumerable Conrad Verner-type kids (between ages below 5 to above 155) will accidentally kill themselves because they'll get dangerous ideas in their heads amongst the lines of:>"Let's go drink some ryncol after algebra class, guys! That way we can be based renegade chads just like our hero, Commander Shepard!">"Yeah! Sounds like a great idea! Bro we'll be the most respected kids in the sector! Let's do it!"Similar phenomena occurring irl is not unheard of (grungy hipster kids shooting heroin to be like Kurt Cobain, kino enthusiast kids snorting cocaine to be like Charlie Sheen, etc) except in Shepard's case the amount of crazed suicidal fanatical casualties would be over 100 times higher since Shepard has over 100 times the number of die hard fans than any irl celebrity>>3915762>It's all a poison, anon...For youFor others, not so much. It varies. Widely. Alcohol provides various individuals a wide variety of detriments and perks. Common detriments associated with consuming alcohol are slurred speech, stumbling, mood swings, impaired vision, drowsiness, vomiting, headaches, slowed reflexes, dizziness, hangovers, physical addiction symptoms and etcLuckily. For me, however, I'm completely immune to all that detrimental poisonous crap afaik. I only benefit from the perks. Consuming alcohol not only relaxes me while increasing my merriment index, it also serves as a handy tool which substantially buffs both my Luck and CHA stats even higher than their normal levels. I'd be a resource-wasting retard not to drink this so-called "poison", anon
Most Mass Effect players don't even realize that the official canon Commander Shepards always drink ryncol offscreen before every mission on Tuchanka because tactical reasons. Especially pic related related the final Tuchanka level. it's clearly confirmed canon Commander Conker Shepard drinks a supersized quantity of refined ryncol before what is clearly intended to be the canon outcome of said scene. Why should the Krogan deserve a future? So they can eat us? Why would Shepard let the Krogan eat us? He would never let that happen. Except the thing is sometimes even Shepard needs to drink ryncol to work up the quads to make the REALLY tough choices correctly in the field I.E. Galactic Genocide! Keelah se'laihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKve3voj19A
>>3915429The Witcher games are all about alcohol consumption.Witchers can only take Witcher potions because of their legendary alcohol tolerance. Anybody else who drinks them dies on the spot.Not that it bothered Ciri, but we don't talk about that.
>>3920802Can Geralt beat Commander Shepard in a ryncol drinking contest? Can Commander Shepard beat Geralt in a Witcher potion drinking contest?
>>3924871>To exit full screen, press and hold Esc
>>3924894I apologize for my SUPER SONIC speeds pressing the screenshot button too soon last post. Per implied thread theme my ruling role is I won't post ITT unless sufficiently drunk meaning I know how to exit fullscreen but time is gil
WE REPEAT you must be pic related or drunker to post ITT! DO NOT GET YOUR PANTIES IN A WAD I'll solo her over 50,000 posts without any support whatsoever if the situation should call for such
>>3915762So is oxygen. So you'd better stop breathing right now, zoomer.
>>3925730Very true however remember ryncol is objectively nearly twice as poisonous as oxygen ever was. Like say if the Planet's atmosphere miraculously changed composition tomorrow? Let's pose quantities around a 20% ryncol makeup here. ALL intelligent life (even you and I) worth would face total FUCKING EXTINCTION fast! Nobody would survive very long that's the Gods-to-honest truth anon 3925730. Shoot, we're not the fraggen Krogan and Earth ain't Tuchanka my Nigerian
>>3925730You need it to survive, don't need extra alcohol beyond what your body produces.
>>3915451That's wrong. While it's true that alcohol is alcohol, all the other secondary ingredients change the end result, meaning your reaction to the beverage.
>>3915536Disagree. It's rather that no two species can eat 100% of the food if the other. Like some vegetables could be poisonous for turians, but beef would be fine for them.
>>3915647Aren't the Muslim
>>3924871Why don't we get this cool protag
