Boring overhyped soulless gookslop walking simulator, just as I expected ever since it was announced. Same predictable pitfalls as any MMORPG developer trying to make a single-player RPG - Massive map size with grandiose graphics, but no real reason to linger anywhere, unless you're one of those retards who thinks that watching a scripted animation of some NPC's grappling each other or sitting around a campfire is 'content'. On top of that they picked the worst type of gookslop worldbuilding theme too - which is gooks trying to 'authentically' imitate cookie cutter medieval european environments, by making everyone an uncanny looking viking mogger, making every enemy a human, the bosses as humans with slightly bigger swords or increased to 2x size, ugly basic bitch plate armors for 'realism', and turnips for items.>"OMG, WHITU PEEPO!! DIS WOT DA WHITU PEEPO USED TO BE LIKE!!! DOHOHOHO VERY COOL!"Very exciting and novel for South Koreans devs who are used to a gook and weeb fanbase from Black Desert Online, but completely oversaturated if you ever played a WRPG in your life. Doesn't have the otherworldly gook fantasy feel of Monster Hunter or Elden Ring, and fails at having any of the atmosphere or charm of KCD2 or even Assassin's Creed, because gooks think that just having white people with plate armor and swords fighting in an Alpine forest is already an innovation.Even the chuds who feel obliged to glaze every game that has le manly white men and Evropa in it are forced to admit through clenched teeth that the gameplay is kind of trash.
Remember your place, Gaijin.
>>3948862>walking simulatornow you're just stringing words together
>>3948862Eh i'm 10 hours in and having fun with it. Its some of the best slop I've ever played. Beats AC origins and odyssey, though probably not shadows. Thats Jappo slop, so it has an edge(for me at least). I saw an anon describe CD as "very good eurojank made by autistic asians". Thats about how I feel about the game as it stands. Also I think there are some monster bosses in the game or so I've heard. So not just big guy with sword.
>>3948862Also another anon convinced me that Kliff has severe highfunctioning autism. The game is a lot funnier now. Its genuinely a comedic joy to watch cliff be so retardedly straightforward in a desperate attempt to fit in.
>>3948862>turnips>white people with plate armor and swords fighting in an Alpine forestLet me guess, you think you need more?
>AI sloppass
>>3948870“Walking simulator” has been a phrase to describe games for a while it actually originates from Death Stranding 1 so you just live under a rock retard
>>3949081>“Walking simulator” has been a phrase to describe games for a while it actually originates from Death Stranding 1Bruh.
>>3948862Big words, but why is this posted here? IS this game an rpg? No its not. Fuck off.
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>>3948862so you basically pissed because there are no browns or black around the game?, cool shit
>>3948862Are you commenting on your own thread OP?Please don't tell me you didn't just pop in like a magician to vomit a bunch of words and then precede to disappear with a snap and flourish like you just delivered a bulletproof magnus opus critique.
>>3949081>it actually originates from Death Stranding 1hahaha either exquisite bait or terminally new
>>3949081>it actually originates from Death Stranding 1No it didn't, it originated during gamergate to describe games like "Gone Home". The actual origin is the game (or mod, to be exact) "Dear Ester".
It's an MMO dev, of course it's shit.
>>3948862>wahh>wahhhhhhNo one cares you crybaby.
>>3949184Dopamine chasing cattle
>>3949902Ah thanks for clarifying that. It makes that guy’s comment even more embarrassing
>>3948862From looking at vidoes of it, it looks very similar to Outward but without the whimsy and sillyness that makes you forgive the jankyness.
>>3949081>calls others retard>IS the retardA tale as old as time
>>3948862Good game, but not an rpg
>>3950804After patch 1.00.03 its really hardly even jank, 90 percent of the jank has been removed.When the game launched it had that baked in rdr2 input lag to make the game slower and more immersive. It made combat action combat really frustrating and jank, constantly putting in inputs faster than Kliff could respond. Missing attacks, missing doge windows, unable to move kliff where you want him to be in time. The patch makes the whole game much more responsive and now action combat is a fucking blast. I'm not sure I've ever played a game with so many unique finisher animations.
>>3948862It has the best puzzles I've ever seen in an rpg, worth playing just for that.
If the chuds here like it then I KNOW it's shit.
>>3952268Always do the opposite of what those who say to always do the opposite of chuds say.
>>3948862Ayyy, Steam peak concurrent users eclipsed Kingdom Come II. As a czech, I weep, but also, it will probably make some annoying types seethe so good.Fantasy > History for me, though sucks that you can't make a cute elf girl protagonist tho
>>3952369never agree with anyoneif I find myself agreeing with anyone, I change my mind
>>3954656A truly clever person identifies both positions in the debate and shits on them both while inventing a special snowflake position that is oh so different from both as a show of superiority.
>>3954674How exactly is it an erection if it's.... not actually... erect, though? Like.... that's very obviously just hanging.
