Paradox can't help themselves. eu5 is done.
>>2134850there was an outrage thread about this when it came out, slowpoke
>>2134850This is several months old, why the fuck did you post a thread about this?
Holy slowpoke
>>2134854>>2134858>>2134859>screenshot timestamp is from juneyou're probably responding to the original op
>>2135025this guy is clearly the original op trying to deflect
>>2135330this guy is clearly op on a vpn
>>2134858Because I can, cuck
Kill yourself and stop bumping your shitty thread. OP is a fag and a slowpoke.
>>2136142this guy is clearly
>>2134850The lighting on his face makes his eyes look reptillian.
oh boy love turning this board into another outrage board like /v/! one /v/ is not enough!
>>2136498>/v/umblr
>>2136183no i don't think I will
>>2134850Why, of all the combinations on earth you could pick, did he say a highborn european noblewoman with a low born african peasant?
>>2136586he an cuckhold
>>2136586If you want orcs then just have orcs. They're more interesting and usually have some redeeming quality like honour or something.
>>2136586>pic relatedlmao the second game addressed those issues, thank goodness
>>2136586desu I did the reverse as a norwegian viking and set up an apartheid state in west africa in CK3
>>2136586I think he just wanted to ragebait. There's no way that's his normal thinking.
>>2136498You should be reminded of the degeneracy of Paradox developers.
Anally ruin this slow op.
>>2134850It was actually insanely common for upper class colonials to mingle with the locals. It got so bad with the British they had to put a ban on military and naval officers marrying African and Indian women.
>>2136586people said he came from /here/ so he was probably just ragebaiting
>>2136498You should be reminded EUV is a literal BBC cuck game.
>>2136623>>2136681Anons discover antagonistic advertising (2025)
>>2136681>>2136732When was the last time this actually worked? I can recall exactly one instance of ragebait marketing working and it was some football player who acted like an asshole and then sold merch that trash talked him to the rival team's fans but that's it
Yeah, and in EU3 if you went full innovation and free subjects on domestic policy sliders & got Ecumenism/Humanist tolerance national ideas you could get insane population growth from heretics/heathens (sometimes even faster than people of your religion) AND extremely cheap technology cost in western group that would allow you to get techs like 60-80 years before their time. Those pesky PDX libruls, how dare they?!
>>2137822Look up woke ad then look up anti woke ad. They are your examples of it working
>>2136586SwedenYES
>>2136586
>>2138027Anti woke is clearly more sucessful going by the melties it gives to media and kiketubers.
>>2138039Ah yes, batshit crazy evangelical boomers protesting dante's inferno release is totally proof antiwork grift works
I'm glad eu5 will have cuck mechanics implemented for the character system, thank you paradox Dev.
>>2137822Cracker berrle
>>2134850Parasite interactive being parasitesMore news at 11
>>2138050Anti woke ads don't really get as much traction as leftists generally don't give them as much free advertising as the right.That one jeans ad is the only recent one that got any attention.
>>2138259What a hit!
>>2134850These human mechanics add depth and character to the game. EU V having portraits is one of the best developments. I hope it has many rich CK 3 style interactions.
>>2136586because blacks are the western religious idol, just as indians have cows.
>>2134850paracucks
>>2134850>imagined BMWF relationshipCan't expect anything else from white boys
>>2134850>*migrates to your country in the 14th century*>*is married by unavoidable event to your female heir*>*leads peaceful wholesome revolution and changes the monarchy into a peasant commune*Thank you Johan!
I love african penises
>>2136186>guy
>>2138037>disguised
>>2154842>t. paradox
>>2154144Yo why dis nigga wearing the millenium puzzle???
>>2134850My advisor Fionnlagh Darcy must be having an affair
>>2136586he's swedish
>>2134850
>>2154899Moar like, Paracocks amirite lmao
>>2136586He is a Swede. It is the highest aspiration of all, for that wretched people.
>>2155444His hat looks like Yugi's haircut too
>>2136586the contrast of color is appealing>Black peasant>very dark>White noble>very lightNothing more, it would be the same appeal as a Indian peasant with an Asian noble.
>>2136624>>2136711Well, this one dev is. Looks like a homo
>>2142131Ck3 doesn't have rich character interactions though
Swedish people when they've spent 2 seconds without thinking about BBC
>>2134854kek
>>2136711>EUV is a literal BBC cuck game.this only makes me want to buy it even more
>>2141706waht caused the second drop, did people realising the whole thing was a ruse? that seems highly unlikely.
>>2136586he has a blacked fetish
POV: You are a BBC.
>>2196733KEK
>>2196733the funniest thing about it is frenchies would get far more upset at the british broadcasting corporation here than a literal nigger dick lmao
STOP BUMPING YOUR THREAD FAGGOT ITS BEEN 2 MONTHS
>>2134850hot
>>2136498I still visit /v/ but I really really fucking miss pre-2012 /v/ and it saddens me to see the state its in
>>2136623Vavra is contrarian as it gets.
>>2138013EU3 pops didn't do anything, dipshit. The number was only for flavor.
Has anyone find BBC?
>>2213532There are hundreds of BBCs in Japan
they actually put it in the game, holy shit
>>2231371Bombard Sweden with Nuclear weapons.
>>2231371KEK
>>2231371Should have put "let the men experiment" instead
>>2231371>100 years of 0.50% pop growththat's actually broken what the fuck
>>2231371>>2231665POWERFVL BBC
it's obviously a mod, event modding is day 1 material
>>2231371which porn mod is this?
>>2235557Its not a mod
>>2231371Unfathomably based. I hope it is like the falling star meme event where no matter what you pick the result is the same.
>>2231371Fucking BASED
>>2138039Wasn't that a marketing stunt?
>>2231371This better not be real
>>2235557Do people really make porn mods for Paradox games?
>>2231371>/gsg/ eu4troons false flagging this obviouslyLol
>>2236345It's been pretty entertaining watching /gsg/ hide every goalpost they ever put up as well as jimmy hoffa's body.
>>2231371WHAT THE FUCK
>>2136586>Czech cities Olomouc and Prague were on the famous silk roadNo the fuck they weren't
>>2167631Or, you know, mestizos who actually came into existence during the timeframe of the game?
>>2138259>cracker barrel>remove the cracker and the barrel
>>2236871>>2236256>>2231379>>2231665
>>2241358>/pol/cel so insecure he unironically scrambles to check itMindbroken.
>>2241367>pressing two whole keys qualifies as mindbroken nowBack to bed, grandpa
>>2231371You have the option to forbid it, like just about everyone throughout history did. I'm not sure what the problem is. The entire point of this series is to allow you, from your position on the 21st century, to make decisions which alter the course of history. It just sounds like people want less agency because of their personal politics. Shouldn't you enjoy forbidding women to fuck black dudes? Isn't that part of your whole fantasy?
>>2241384>I-It's just 2 buttons and 32 minutes 43 seconds of me thinking of black men penetrating white women with their black penises
>>2241417Obsessed
>>2241431You really are lmao.
>>2231371least racemixing SwedeBLANDA UPP!
>>2236338>Do people really make porn mods for Paradox games?yes. pic related is one of them.just look up the loverslab website and you'll find a good deal of autistic porn mods on there.
>>2241910What causes such disorders?The fluorine in the water?The plastic bottles?The 5G radiation?
>>2242011there's a much simpler answer than all of those: porn addiction
>>2242011demonic oppressionthey plant thoughts that aren't yours in your head, making you believe the ideas you get to engage in degenerate content like that is actually yours, then they get pleasure from when you actually fall for it and engage with such content and put yourself in a state of mortal sin.they quite literally jerk themselves off and get the same type of pleasure you do when you jerk yourself off to porn, but instead it's them masturbating to your suffering, shame and all that sin which they managed to coax you into committing.
>>2242011porn addiction, nobody starts with blacked sissy hypno shit, its something you develop when you look for more and more extreme things to get off to, because the normal stuff doesnt appeal to you anymore, because you are an addict
>>2236338
The simplest answer: it's funny and makes people mad
>>2242041Many such cases
Why did Johan add this as an event to EU5?
>>2245366fucking kino
>>2245366I hope you're attacking from the rear
>>2245565>>2231371>one of the first things some modder felt the need to add to this game is BBC slavery mechanicsNot even sure what to say anymore man
>>2231371>>2245565American culture.
>>2136586Varva is a kike. Unironically, actual fucking jew. Its in their blood.>>2134850>swede is a cuckIn other breaking news - water is wet and sky is blue.
>>2241417>>2241367Shalom rabbi
>>2245565The best import from Africa were their men.
>>2136586Thankfully KCD2 is historically accurate and has some BIPOCs (black indigenous people of color) in the game
>>2231795Holy shit I can't believe someone saved that.
>>2134850Swedcucks are gonna swedcuck. What else is new?
>>2241910It's immersive really, given how characters move around the world way more in CKIII than historically.
>>2263149And you still play our games, hmm
>>2254606KCD2 has one guy, and it was actually someone who was in service to Bohemian lords at the time in real life and he's in the game for a tiny amount of time
>>2134850Why are swedes like this?
I like how this thread is now basically one guy repeating the same thing because he's still mad about eu5 while everyone else fucked off after it was revealed how they took the bait hook line and sinker. Even after others pointed out that it was obviously bait. /gsg/ will never recover from EU5.
>>2136586>MAYBE...ON A 1 IN 5000 CHANCE THERE IS ONE BLACK ESCORTING A CARAVAN >We wanted to further simulate the 1 in 20000 chance that a white woman got pregnant by this black>And then we filtered it through the 30% infant mortality rate for medieval europe>To bring you a town full of blacks >What, there was never a zero percent chance after all?
>>2241391>You have the option to forbid it, like just about everyone throughout history did.Present me with one instance in history when slaves disembarking ships caused white women to flock to watch and the government had to stop them.
>>2265844>KCD2 has one guy,Musa isnt the game sole woke issue.>it was actually someone who was in service to Bohemian lordsNo.>he's in the game for a tiny amount of timeHe literally is present all the time after you meet him, to the point he saves Henry life in the mandatory main quest mission. You lying jewish faggot.
>>2241391>You have the option to forbid it, like just about everyone throughout history did.You didnt have to forbid anything. Women are naturally repusled by shitskins, it took you yid faggots decades of propaganda blasting from every direction and trillions of dollars to convince extreme minority of damaged women to sleep with nigs/shitskins.Kill yourself now.
