One shot, one kill
>I told you, I need a BOW string, not a G-never mind.I thought she was talking about a violin as a kid.
WE'VE BEEN PAIDWE FOLLOW ORDERS
A WORTHY EFFORT, BUT FUTILE!
>>2142586My wife for hire
BLRGHGRHBLRMTFIFMTBLRARHGa beatiful and profound quote on the nature of warfare
>>2142586https://youtu.be/crhM5LmWd1s?t=154BASTARDS RANG US LIKE A BELL!AT FIRE!
>>2142586https://youtu.be/2w0261AkfLA?si=_edtJ1JhEOr__z53
>>2142586>It's ours, but I'd rather burn it down. Always loved that one.
>>2142586>Everything uttered by a Rifleman>DON'T YOU SHOOTY SHOOT THAT THING AT ME
>>2142586KIROV REPORTING!
for me it's Generalshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4vIlLj-hiwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbKpyIPdkbghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sskCGaRTe-chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPH9iKpM-fkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uHo-QYqkrY
>>2142586>Nobody got my Charlie Kirk joke and it's on topic insteadLmao based /vst/ well played
>We think you're going to like this...
>>2142586https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99_P8QpMcekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44ldsKycmXk
>>2142586>Uuuaaarrarraaargh!https://youtu.be/wpKN-U1-bWk?t=29
A challenge worthy of my skill
>>2143617OH SHIT, RIGHT IN THE FEELSI LOVED THIS SOME 20 YEARS AGO
Rogan?
>>2144876Erectus!
>>2142586I'm gone.
>>2145204doesnt make sense, he didnt shoot him in the back
>>2142586>One shot, one kill>Proceeds to take 23 shots to do down a footman
>ROSE EATEN>in the bye, bye, bye, bye >Jacked off and good to go>Rub her shoes in lotion
>>2144735Some anon shared the premium version a while back, but I can't remember where.
>>2142782I love these shrieking bastards like you wouldn't believe. https://youtu.be/u372P7gowlY?si=MDO3ssbi7_ky_BdD&t=373
>>2144876I didn't know Joe Rogan was in AoE1.
>>2145471I love these guys too but I could never fit them into my playstyle.If I go their BG I just rush L6. If I somehow don't win with L6 tempo and the match goes on for longer, then I don't have manpower to spare for late Guastas.Even if I do, it feels like it's too late in the game to take advantage of them.
>I AM MY OWN MASTER!
>you DARE to order ME!?
LOOK THERE'S BLOOD ON THE DOOR HANDLE
>>2142586wololooooooooo
>More GOLD your Majesty?
Eeuuhhroger Command...can you speak up!?Going to high alert now..ALL AVAILABLE CREW TO THE GUNS!!
Even in death I'll still serve.
>Deus vult! Prophet in Empire Earth :)
Do you hear the voices too?
>>2146689THIS PEAR, FOR I AM THE END OF GAYS
>>2142586More work?
help me help you ;^)
>>2142758kek
Jesus Conrad, tie your fuckin' laces
Pretty much ANYTHING by these hilarious motherfuckers>What's going on? Wh-where are we going?>UP YOURS>Job'z a good 'un, boss>Where'z da trukk...? WHY'Z I WALKIN'?!>OI, YOU LOT! FOLLOW ME, OR I'LL GIVE YA A THUMP>I WANT DA TEEF, DON'T TOUCH DA TEEF>Can't you get one o' dem Slugga Boyz to do it?>You'z a pre'y moufy one, ain't ya?>HEY, WHY'Z YOU GET TA DRIVE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egiJTdKWcJEI just like the angry German shouting even if I am too much of a languagelet to understand it.
Prostagma?Etimos.
THEY SHALL FEAR THE SIGHT OF OUR BEARDS
>>2142782Personally i'm still partial to "We gave them a chance to surrender... didn't we?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vKGytKx4b8
Jacked up and good to go!
>>2158718he's literally me
>We bare the Mark>>2142618Yeah, I did that too
>>2142586
>8-player network and multiplayer capability with full Red Book audio and movies in the full retail version. Buy it now!I love it when games used to do silly extra things for different versions of their game. this one was in the shareware version and there was a version made for a gaming magazine so the writers could play it before it came out and the footman had lines about writing good reviews for the game and kissing their asses
>>2142586>I'm ga(y)meDryad>My balls are burning Goblin zeppelin(or was it wyvern rider?)
>2169375>Bat-rider is the only unit in the game with spherical projectiles that are also fire-themed.
High speed, low drag!
Nobody here but us trees.
What are they, protesters?
>>2171158China will grow larger.
>>2171158It'll look WEEL nice when it's done!
>>2143617Wish I knew where to play the full version of this for free. That Flashpoint zip or whatever only included some gay forced cheatcode enabled version.
>>2142586>Rain....open top tank.....fucking great engineering.
>>2142618kek
>so tired.... last night was amazing Guess the game.
>>2179688>you are going to pay me, right?Why did they make her such a whore?
There's two types of people in this world. Artillery and targets.
>>2169054also used him for the sound settings>Your Sound Card Works Perfectly!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMW2G_SMpBY&t=32s
>>2183842IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS
>>2164680>We cum in silence
>>2145471I need something like this but cuter. Big old head the size of their bodies. With a button that makes them say a random voice line.
>>2170447Fire it up man.MY BALLS ARE BURNING! (cue bat screech)TELL MY WIFE Iiiii...
>>2142586>WORKERSSSS
>Some Uruk Poikmen have risen from their PITS
>>2142586>๐จ๐ก๐น๐ ๐ฃ๐ผ๐ถ๐จ๐ซ๐ก๐น๐ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ถ๐ ๐น (ciyฤkaramcataiy framฤya)
>>2142733forces of corruption
>My power is irresistible.
>Quiet! Command's on the line!>Yeah, we've got em' now...>Clear the tubes!
>>2194198Forgot about that one
>>2142586>THAT WAS LEFT-HANDED>I GOTTA PRESENT FOR YA
this thread and every post in it is just saying "remember this?"remember when retards didn't shit up the board with pointless trash?
>>2209584Go back to /v/, fag
>>2210907I hardly ever see these types of threads there because even /v/ is too good for this pathetic shitposting. Absolutely zero discussion, just bots repeating lines.
>>2210934Then leave you insufferable faggot redditor.